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"One time for my L.A. sisters
One time for my L.A. ho's
Lame niggas can't tell the difference
One time for a nigga who know
Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved (x4)"

- J. Cole ( No Role Modelz)

The men that sleep with mad women are the same rich men & Alhajis, that "sane" women will enter airplane & night bus to travel & meet, for the privilege of sleeping with them.

Lol, It all worked out.
Those women that were fluctuating on the side lines, slyly waiting for me to make it before they commit to me, they can't tell you how my money smells or taste like.
I'm going to break their hearts further by finding a younger and more beautiful woman and marry her, right before their very eyes.

Blind people wey no fit read this your rubbish no know wetin God do for them.

Some of Y'all need to leave all this relationship stuff alone, and go back to school.
How tf does a grown ass adult misspell simple five letter words. Even your phone's auto correct feature has given up on you.

Put down your rose colored glasses so that you can clearly see the red flags for what they are truly are.
Jealousy comes paired with manipulation, that why it was not surprising to read the line "She is very caring though. If I tell her I am going out, she will call me about every 30 minutes. She will say she is checking on me."
That kind of behavior usually ends with a knife in your stomach, and you, slowly and painfully bleeding out on the floor.
A word is....

Back in my Uni days, on my way back from class I met my roommate at the entrance of the hostel and I asked him where he was going. He said he was just going to buy something from one the shops at the bus park, that is close to the hostel.

After speaking with him at the entrance, I headed straight for our room which was like 45 second walk from where I met him. Imagine my surprise when I got to the room, and as I unlocked the door, the guy I just spoke with was on his bed, in his boxers brief and pressing his phone. He even casually greeted me "Guy, how far....My brain almost fried.

I just jejely turned around and walked out of the room, and went to one of my course mate's room to sleep.
Later when I came back to the room, he saw me and started laughing. I just asked him whether he got his witchcraft from his house or whether they recruited him in school.

He'll learn, one way or the other.

There are powers behind that movement, they convince women that they do not have a good portion in the world because it was given to men, and
promises to liberate and give power to women.
Most core feminist are conscious crafts or have spirit husbands influence.

You deserve whatever you tolerate.

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Hot water
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Step 3:
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Recite this mantra:
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Step 5:
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Step 6:
Thank me later. Tell me if you need my aza.

Like and share this recipe steps on how to feed the local birds in your area cure genital warts.

There is a difference between fasting and dry fasting, personally, I don't think anyone can do without water for 31 days.

Ballzproblem2:
I have seen your picture before indeed you are not fine ,men have poor taste not surprised

Lmao, No be like that naa.
Even pro footballers never tackle each other like this.

99% sure one of the groom's men is bedding that woman.

skaramanga:
Ok
But their communities are a big mess with kidnappers, hoodlums and unknown gunmen terrorizing and over running their villages.

These Igbo billionaires are not wise aswear.

Buying 60 Billion Naira jet when you cannot spend a few million to secure your own backyard.

You'll manage to buy data with 100 Naira and come online to say rubbish.

Do you know the man personally?
Do you know what he is doing for his people privately?

Do you expect a private individual to take on the responsibility of the government?
Did he run for governor, representative, senator or president?

Have all the Northern billionaires and those in power, secured their own backyards.
How many IDP's and almajari's have they helped? Have the unknown gunmen that are terrorizing and over running their villages, been dealt with?

Have all the western billionaires and those in government secured their backyards and defended their cultures and traditions.

It's easy to criticize, especially knowing deep down that you may never attain the heights that those men have reached

Kestolove:
Tinubu is greater ND bigger than all the iyamiri's in the world

Na your people still suffer pass.
Selling their cars for bicycles
Pushing wheelbarrows with tiger nut & dried dates.
Your women literally knocking on our gate to beg for food stuff.

If you want to shut the iyamiri's up permanently, Use the government that you claim to be your inheritance from your drunken father - Usman Dan fodio- & fix the damned contraption you call a country.
When things are well with your fathers house, then come and criticize them

Greattestman:
He's a fool!
How can you let loose of your self in this dangerous and perilous times?

Where is your empathy?
Where is your humanity?

Even an animal like the elephant, knows how to show respect to the dead, even when they are not of the same species.

You are less than an animal.

What a terrible days to have eyes & data.

All these guys from different countries have slept with you, but none of them thought you were worth putting a ring on...Shame.

I read the woman's name as "Sakura" and started wondering if Naruto & people of the hidden leaf village have started doing deliverance.

"shey na statistics we go chop"

Very soon una go chop grass.

Just say that you people have diverted 14% of produced crude into your pockets.

I've seen where people shut off the trunk line metering unit of a flowstation & under report what was produced.

DevilishMan:
Do an OJ Simpson

"If the gloves don't fit, then you must aquit"

But, What if the gloves fit in his case.

Kobojunkie:
ROFLMAO!... See the mindfuckery this one dey here dey present as reasoning for Pete's sake!

So countries like Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland, etc., where homosexuality is embraced are worse than countries like Nigeria were homophobia is the order of the day? So in your deluded existence, Nigeria is in toll to becoming a great civilization whereas countries such as the ones listed are bound for doom.

Yes, in parts, that's what I'm saying.

I say "in parts" because you seem to have read what I wrote with the wrong orifice, digested it and then vomited something entirely different through your other orifice

In my deluded existence, Quote me anywhere:
Nigeria, in fact Africa as a whole, that rejected stone, will play a vital role in earth politics and economy in the coming future.
You'll be alive to witness it, because it will happen in your lifetime.

I never said that Nigeria, in its present physical state is better than those countries.
what I said was:
" Countries that support & legalize this grave sins are countries who are on the path of destruction, whose societal structures are degraded and are morally declining. These countries physically may appear to be more advanced, but they are ultimately slowly dying a terrible death"

And I stand by those words. If those countries do not heed the voice, they are doomed.

It's not everything that the world shoves in your mouth that you swallow. Be deeply rooted spiritually, so that you can tell the false from the real and not
be easily swayed to follow the ways of men.

It is not homophobia, it's rightful intense disgust.

siofra:
Mtchewwww you and I know all that cannot replace a woman's love, care and devotion.

And what can you as a man give a woman apart from money that women actually earn on their own

Do you know how many rich women who are restless for a man?
For

I as an EARTHMAN,
I give Security (both in the social & literal sense),
I give Order to the woman's natural chaos energy,
and most importantly,
I give Peace in its most profound & hidden sense.
A peace that activates something invaluable that is domiciled in the female folk.

I said that "modern" women do not know what they are supposed to bring to a man's life. You are proving me right.

Siofra, If you were to marry a king who already had the undying love, care & devotion of his people both men & women around him. what would you bring?

Go and think deeply about it.

etrange:
This is extremely sad. Just see as they gather to humiliate the poor boy even as he tried to explain to them that sexuality is not a choice. Homophobia is just as terrible as racism. You'd think that people decriminated for the color of thier skin would know not to decriminate others. Africa!

I want to tell you with mincing word that those desires are unnatural and a subversion of the natural order.

Countries that support & legalize this grave sins are countries who are on the path of destruction, whose societal structures are degraded and are morally declining.

These countries physically may appear to be more advanced, but they are ultimately slowly dying a terrible death.
Go and read about all the great civilizations of past and what caused their decline.

I've always hated the word "Homophobia" because it denote a "fear of", I'm not afraid but disgusted.

siofra:
Don't generalise abeg.
Not every girl is like your ex

Many of women offer emotional support, comfort, peace of mind, status etc. But you wouldn't know that because you're busy running after kids.

I could easily pay a house keeper, therapist, to get most of what you listed, and it'll cost me less.
I can even get a dog to give emotional support.

Peace of mind & status is in the Man's domain.

Most "modern" women either do not know core things that they are supposed to offer to a man, or they know but have lost it a long time ago since they were as little as 12yrs old.

Chibuzoripob:
President Tinubu is 💪 working. Eluuupes are bleating
We nor go give UP on u sir
All will be well.

You registered this account June 29, 2023, and since then you've made +348 comments.

I don't know if you have a task master that pays you to push this vile propaganda that you plaster all over here, or you are just projecting your own internal inferiority complex & self hate.

Mark my words.
This hate that you carry for a people, whose God is bigger than that blood guzzling demon you bow to, will consume you.

You're not just a clown, you're the whole circus.

Austineva:
Good! I love it. May this favors the coming of Independent Nation Of Biafra
God bless the powerful African formidable Juntas
I challenge Nigeria a. K a the zoo to go to war will Niger Republic cos I wan check something 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Efulefu anuohia du ka gi.
You will not shut up & mind your shop.

backtovillage:
Ipob to blame Tinubu soon

What interest does IPOB have in Niger.
The Hausa & fulani's that have cousins in the country are silent
Honestly, sometimes you people talk & reason like people that were fed a sour pig's milk at infancy.

IconicR:
Ask me this question and that'll be the end of us. If you can't be a full traditional man then find your square root

Women want to be modern & liberal, but want the Men to be "traditional". You cannot eat your cake and have it too.

Looking for a traditional man, question is - are you a traditional woman?