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After weeks of procrastinating, I finally registered my business with CAC last month. At first, I was dreading the process, but I decided to try Leadbooks’ service. Honestly, it saved me a lot of stress.

They reserved my business name, filed the documents, and sent my certificate — all without me stepping into a CAC office.
If you want to avoid the back-and-forth, here’s the link: https://leadbooks.com.ng/cac-registrations/

Just thought to share in case anyone else is thinking of registering soon.

Eriokanmi:
Do we even know the meaning of Ajah or Ikehdia which was later changed to Ikeja for ease of pronunciation? If nobody knows this among the present generation, then why are we dragging things that would soon become a passing whim?

Those early settlers may not even remember them once lived here sef. Let peace reign and let the truth prevail. Ire oo.

Ikeja = Ikorodu and Epe Joint Administration

Apologies. She has been working since 2010 till date.
I doubt though that she pension records for all her years because some companies did not pay her pension while she worked with them. I hope this wouldn't pose a problem.

I was of the opinion that she has to have written the Australian qualifying exams as a pharmacist before she can assess and apply. Please correct/confirm this assertion.

I intend to study data analytics/science which is a growing field and hopefully get a job in that field

What I deduce from your post is that studying in a regional university is the best approach. I was wondering if one would be able to get a job to pay off outstanding school fees if one decides to enrol in schools like that.

tunlex01:
It not look like your spouse has experience as a Pharmacist cos you skipped that part and if she has, she should be the one assessing.
I would advise processing everyone together so she can get through the Pharamcy registration as soon as you land and can get you PR.
Job prospects is relative. These days, jobs can be done remotely. Your target should be about getting PR and cities like Sydney or Melbourne may offer good jobs but nominations hardly come except you work for an organisation willing to sponsor you.

Getting a job anywhere is relative. Most of the time, you have good prospects only after you graduate due to your visa restriction. If your spouse is the one studying for example while you are the dependent, that may be a better option as you will have full work right and companies may be willing to offer you full time role.

Getting PR after studies as an accountant may be a tall order but things change. Hopefully, it's going to be for the better for the accounting profession in the coming years.
At this time, studying in regional area is the real deal due to the extended years on the post graduate and more options of getting nomination.

Age: 40

Qualifications.:

Bsc -Economics- Olabisi Onabanjo Uni- 2006
Bsc Applied Accounting- Oxford Brookes Uni, UK- 2008
MBA Anglia Ruskin University-2011
ACCA- 2008

Occupation: Management Accountant 7-8 years verifiable experience

IELTS score : listening-8, Reading-8, Writing-7.5, Speaking-7.5 (projected from my last attempts in 2018)

Wifey
Age -36
B Pharm, Kwame Nkrumah Uni, Ghana- 2008

IELTS score : Listening-9, Reading-6.5, Writing-7.5, Speaking-8.5 (projected from her last attempt in 2019)

Dear gurus,

So here's my plan. I plan to immigrate to Australia via the study route specifically to study Data Analytics in a school in one of the big cities because of job prospects. I plan to get some work experience in Australia as an Accountant too before the end of my studies.

What are my chances of getting a PR after my studies, and does studying in a regional university make a difference in my case?
I plan to apply first for the student visa before applying for my wife and daughter.


Please help assess this plan.

Damn nigga

Slawormiir

obembet:
Year 2021 has been a blessed year so far and nairaland has been a wonderful forum full of wonderful people that can make can forget your sorrow with thier wonderful comments.

I also want to reach out to All nairaland football lovers. believe me this guys are so wonderful, people like OJEEMAH JohnnyPalmer Paulolee PlayMaker14
Kilishihunter PECON1 ThierryJay Chloraseptic . I can not forget you guys in a hurry.

Also, I want to appreciate our Nairaland Senior pastor Righteousness2 . I will not forget snake master Lalasti.clala and my sweetheart mynd44 , this guy has ban me 3 times this year.

I love you all guys and I wish you prosperous year ahead.

Sebastian's post rings true for many though. I will frame it.
It reminds us of the exploit Big Tech has discovered in the human DNA. With this they have will continue to milk this till eternity.

It is not a coincidence that you see animal posts on the front-page of this forum. The admin knows that these posts get them one of the highest engagement. They fuel these types of posts repeatedly.

If one studies good time management techniques and one sticks to them in applying what you have learnt then one can achieve success in curbing the excess time devoted to the internet.

Irrespective of what preferred platform is, these are just tech companies that have chosen a niche to focus on. They constantly have meetings with their stats and metrics on whiteboards where they examine the numbers and decide how to make their content more engaging. There are thousands of niches out there and they will always have a crowd.

This conversation is an inter-niche debate. "My tribe is better than yours".

BoomBucks:


Quora is a question and answer forum.

if you want a forum for just about anything, try reddit. You'll enjoy it.

Meanwhile, nairaland is like a barrack, soldier come, soldier go, barrack remains. I don't think you'll be missed.

I first joined this forum in 2007, deactivated and here I am again.

The cruise on nairaland is there for the taking. It's a really funny place. Sometimes I just open the forum as a guest just for laughs.

But if you want real discussion like you said earlier, go to reddit or may be quora.

The Crown of Joy Foundation had its annual Christmas party on the 14th of December 2019.
See post below

https://ohiozoya.com/2019/12/20/annual-christmas-party-2019-of-crown-of-joy-foundation/

Foods to cure Premature Ejaculation – Premature or Early ejaculation is a sexual disorder where a man is unable to control ejaculation during sexual intercourse with his partner. PE is again a condition where a man ejaculates so quick; right before having sex or immediately after stimulating the male organ.

According to research, some of the common causes of Premature ejaculation include but not limited to:

Physiological factors; being sexually-inexperienced, being over-excited, getting overly-stressed, excess depression, etc.
Certain diseases; diabetes, thyroid conditions, prostate diseases
Others; excessive alcohol intake, overconsumption of drugs, hormonal imbalance, certain injury, etc.
That being said, early ejaculation has engendered a lot of problems in many relationships and homes, showing how crucial it is to overcome it as soon as you possibly can. In this article, you will find top 10 foods that can help cure premature ejaculation and boost your sexual performance.

Starting with:

1. Brown Rice

Brown Rice is considered one of the healthiest foods we have around. It is an excellent source of key minerals and vitamins, including fiber, manganese, iron, zinc, phosphorus, calcium, magnesium, potassium, selenium, vitamin [B1, B2, B3, B6, E, K].

Studies reveal that the vast majority of people with ejaculation-related problem are often found to have unbalanced hormone levels.

However, one of the things brown rice do in the body is to help raise your serotonin levels without triggering any negative effects. This goes a long way in giving your ejaculation health a huge boost.

Apart from being a great remedy for Premature Ejaculation, other health benefits associated with brown rice include – Reduced risk/effect of diabetes, Reduced stress levels in lactating mothers, Enhanced Digestive health, Improved heart health, Lowered cholesterol levels, Reduced cancer risk. Improved nervous system functioning, Relieved insomnia, Strengthened immune system, Improved bone health, to name but a few.

2. Carrots

Carrot contains good amount of beta-carotene, flavonoids, antioxidants, iron, manganese, folate, potassium, pantothenic acid, Vitamin A, Vitamin B8, Vitamin C, Vitamin K and some other key properties that can help strengthen the penile muscles and improve blood flow around the male genital area to give your overall sexual health a huge boost.

Other health benefits of carrots include – Reduced mouth plaque, Improved eyesight, Reduced aging signs, Healthier skin, Reduced risk of cardiovascular diseases, Lowered cancer risk, Elimination of harmful toxins from the body, Improved liver functioning, Lowered blood pressure, Reduced cholesterol levels, Increased satiety, Reduced spikes in blood sugar levels, Lowered risk of stroke, Strengthened immune system, etc.

3. Avocado

Avocado is an ideal food option for people struggling with premature ejaculation. This is majorly because it contains numerous vitamins, such as Vitamin B, C, and K as well as fibers and proteins – all of which has a way of boosting sexual performance in a natural way. The Vitamin K in Avocado also helps in improving blood flow to vital organs in the body.

Other than improved sexual performance, some additional health benefits of Avocado include – Reduced blood pressure, Lowered risk of cardiovascular diseases [such as stroke, kidney failure and heart attack], Reduced inflammation, Reduced body weight, Lowered blood sugar spikes, Reduced cholesterol levels, Lowered blood triglycerides, Improved eye health, Reduced cancer risk. Relieved symptoms of Arthritis, and the host of others benefits.

4. Banana

Banana is yet another food that can help cure premature ejaculation among men. It is an excellent source of key minerals and vitamins, including Vitamin B6, Vitamin C, dietary fiber, potassium, manganese, biotin, copper, fiber, etc – all of which are linked with reduced risk/effect of early ejaculation.

Studies also reveal that Bromelain, a powerful enzyme found in Banana can help increase sexual drive and boost sperm count in men.

For best results, eat good amounts of bananas every day.

5. Asparagus

Asparagus is well known for its versatile nature and many health benefits. Apart from being nutritious and delicious, this vegetable can give your sexual health a huge boost when consumed moderately.

To start with, Asparagus contain potent properties that can help prevent/cure premature ejaculation, including Vitamin A and C.

Part of the things the abundance amount of Vitamin A in Asparagus do in the body is to help regulate testosterone levels while the Vitamin C content is effective for increasing sperm count and improving blood flow to the penile area, both of which can help alleviate premature ejaculation.

To use Asparagus for sexual purpose, all you need do is to boil the roots in milk and drink it two times in a day. It will help strengthen your penile muscles and boost your sexual health.

6. Watermelon

Watermelon contains a phytonutrient called ‘citrulline’ and some other powerful properties that are proven to be effective for increasing libido. It also stimulates L-arginine production in men, which can further help prevent premature ejaculation.

You can eat watermelon slices or better still add it to your fruit salad for positive results.

Some other health benefits of eating watermelon regularly include – Reduced risk of macular degeneration diseases, Relieved muscle soreness, Lowered inflammation and Oxidative stress, Improved heart health, Reduced risk of cancer, Increased hydration, Supports weight loss. Reduced diabetes risk, etc.

7. Spinach

Spinach is one of the healthiest dark leafy vegetables, and more importantly it can help control early ejaculation. This is majorly because of the potent properties it comprises of, including folate, iron and zinc – all of which are linked with strengthened penile muscles and improved sexual performance.

That being said, it will please you to know that spinach isn’t just ideal for preventing early ejaculation, but also in – Preventing high blood pressure, Reducing the risk of heart disease, Preventing cataracts, Combating macular degeneration, Promoting healthier skin tone, Reducing the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles, Improving eyesight, Boosting concentration and memory, to name but a few.

8. Ginger and Honey

Ever since they were discovered, Ginger and Honey have been found to be effective for treating myriads of health and sexual conditions, including premature ejaculation. They both contain aphrodisiacs properties, meaning they can help increase your sexual drive and performance on the bed.

Ginger and honey also increases blood flow to the penile muscles to help control ejaculation. All you need do is to grate ginger and add moderate amount of honey to it, then drink the mixture regularly until you get satisfactory results.

9. Green onion

The seeds of green onions exhibit aphrodisiacs effects, and multiple studies reveal that consuming them regularly can help prevent/cure premature ejaculation, increase your stamina and strength, which may go a long way in prolonging your sexual capacity. For this purpose, mix some crushed green onion seeds with water then drink regularly, until you are satisfied with the results.

10. Garlic

Garlic is aphrodisiac in nature and contains potent anti-bacterial and anti-inflammatory properties that can help improve blood circulation to vital organs of the body. Studies also show that consuming garlic on a regular basis can help elongate the duration of your sexual intercourse while preventing early ejaculation. For this purpose, chew the cloves or better still fry them in ghee, then eat every morning, before eating any food.

https://healthyliffe.com/2019/11/02/foods-to-cure-premature-ejaculation/

Seconded.

peterson:
Hmmm...

I'd rather dare to be different by carving and maintaining a niche in "motivational living" as opposed to the traditional and saturated "motivational speaking".

Most speakers end up doing the talks with big big grammars and never walk the walk.

Motivational living does it for me...

Tee A...

I concur with you...

Seconded

Gaby

Do you offer money back guarantee?

What is your specialty?

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Completing purchase orders
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Assisting with budgets
Completing bank reconciliations
Entering financial information into appropriate software programs
Managing company ledgers
Processing business expenses
Verifying balances in account books and rectifying discrepancies
Verifying bank deposits
Managing day-to-day transactions
Recording office expenditures and ensuring these expenses are within the set budget
Assisting the finance department and senior accounting staff members with various tasks, including preparing budgets, records, and statements
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Reporting on debtors and creditors
Handling accruals and prepayments
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Dear Op,


How can I get the premium Gramarly?

My his soul rest in peace

Nice story but I question why someone who had done ICAN would go for a Security Job. I believe that if you plan to do a job below your level it should at least be related to your industry e.g lecturing or working for an audit firm for little or no salary but not security. Perphaps, the job could have come quicker if you had done something related.


Warm regards,

The Economist published for the 25th -31st of March 17, in an article titled Contraceptives in Egypt, A Bitter Pill, the magazine wrote about the difficulties in getting contraceptives and medicines because of foreign exchange shortages Egypt is experiencing at the moment.

Crux of the matter is Egyptians favour birth control pills rather than condoms and a woman who was given a condom thought she was meant to swallow it. See quote below:

"Hassan turned to the black market to
get birth-control pills, until those disappeared.
Others adapted in different ways.
Egyptian couples tend to shun condoms,
but some have resorted to them. There is a
shortage of sex education, too. A pharmacist
in Cairo claims one woman tried to
swallow the condoms she bought."

Hello poster! poster! Last time I checked no 3 on the list, White House is a restaurant and not a canteen. . These two are different.

Do you know that kawokudi.com is the online marketplace to shop for your shoes, bars, perfume, mobile phones, womens shoes, first aid kits, reflective jackets etc. When you talk about online shopping in Lagos and Nigeria think kawokudi. Kawokudi offers shipping to anywhere in Nigeria and we offer the best quality products with the best prices.

I think he has signed a one-year extension on his current contract which will expire at the end of the new season

He's Britain's most successful player, but we know nothing about his life. He's worth £24m, but lives within a mile of where he grew up. Is Ryan Giggs the last good man in Premier League football?

Giggs has had a remarkable career. Having won a record 11 Premier League titles with Manchester United and countless other trophies, he's Britain's most successful footballer.

At the ridiculously old age of 35, years after most wingers have hung up their boots, he was voted footballer of the year by his fellow players. Last December, at the even more ridiculous age of 36, he was named BBC sports personality of the year.

Giggs has a surprisingly complex identity. He grew up as Ryan Wilson, playing for Manchester City Boys and captaining England Schoolboys, and ended up as Ryan Giggs, making more appearances for United than any other player and captaining Wales.

Mixed race
Most people think of him as white, but he's mixed race – his father, the former Swinton rugby player Danny Wilson, is black.

His father has been a huge influence on him. "He was my first hero. I never really had footballers I worshipped – I loved Bryan Robson, Mark Hughes, people like that – but watching him perform for three or four years every Sunday home and away, he was so talented. Going to training with him, he was someone I looked up to."

But he also despised him – Wilson was an aggressive bully to Giggs's mother, and walked out on the family when Giggs was 15. In his autobiography, Giggs described the welter of emotions as he carried his father's bag to the station for him for the last time – loss, hurt, anger.

A year later he changed his name from Wilson to his mother's, Giggs. Was that a big decision? "Yeah, it was. I'd always been Wilson through school. United were in Italy for a youth tournament and I'd just had my passport done, and the referee came in and he read out all the passports, and he read my name out and I said, 'Yeah, that's me' and everyone just went, 'What?'"

Racism
Was he disowning his father by changing his name? He ums and ahs. "No, not really. Not really. It was more that 'I'm with my Mum' than a statement to my dad." Today, he is extremely close to his mother and rarely sees his father.

As a boy, he suffered racism, even though most people assumed he was white. "Where I grew up, people obviously knew my dad because it's a small place and he was the top player for Swinton – they'd go and watch him play, see him in the papers, so they knew he was black."

Is his blackness important to him? "Yeah, of course it is. It's your roots. It's who you are, it's what you are."

In the past, Giggs has said his parents' fraught relationship helped his football – toughened him up. Today, he says he's not sure that's quite right. "Maybe not toughened up. Maybe escapism from the tough times at home. It was a release."


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I bet you're all wondering what this post is all about. Its no secret that the average Nigerian considers a full buttocks a big asset and there have been countless stories about how far people have gone and continue to go, just to have a big "BOOTY". We've heard of injections that nearly cost people lives and the debilitating effects of many procedures.


Could this be the reason why people go to great lengths to get bigger butts?

Its only natural for people all over the world to seek to look better than they already do. Some opt for natural solutions like diet and lifestyle modification while others would go for extreme measures such as surgery or medicine use/abuse.

One fateful day, if I remember correctly, in 2011, while working at a pharmacy store in Ajah and a lady walked up to me and handed me an empty drug sachet. She said," I want to buy Yodi (pronounced yaw-dee)" which when translated from Yoruba to English means "bring out the bum bum, buttocks, booty, yansh, etc.
The famous butt enlargement drug, Yodi.

On inspecting the sachet, I discovered the active ingredient in the drug is a compound called Dexamethsone. In order to clarify I asked her why she wanted the drug and she said she wanted her butt to grow bigger. With growing confidence she informed me that her friend used it and it worked.

What she wanted was available in other brands nonetheless, I didn't offer her that option because I knew her only intention was to abuse the drug. I advised not to use the medication and tried to explain to her the dangers of abusing the drugs but in response she raised her voice and said she was going to get the drug elsewhere.

You may begin to wonder what my reasons were for refusing to give her the medication. These are the reasons:

1. Dexamethasone is a drug classified under the class called GlucocorticoSTEROIDS.
2. Dexamethasone is actually indicated for use in conditions such as severe allergies (when regular allergy medications are ineffective), hypercalcemia associated with cancer, thyroiditis and so on.

3. The tablet has never been indicated for booty enlargement.

4.When Dexamethasone is abused the following results;
Cushigs syndrome:
a. Rapid weight gain (especially in the trunk, back stomach)
b. Moon face (fat on the shoulders and neck with a round moon-shaped face)
c.Thin skin and stretch marks
d. FAT AROUND THE BUTTOCKS
e. Baldness (in women and men)
f. Hirsutism (Facial hair growth in women)
g. Insomnia (inability to sleep)
h. Infertility in women
i. Hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating)
j. Depression and anxiety

A comment by a user of Yodi. Excerpt from here

Now there are a lot more consequences but I believe that this is enough for anyone with the ability to reason. Drugs are not toys to be played with. IS IT WORTH IT? For now, I do not know of any tablet with a confirmed safety profile that helps with butt enlargement.

My dear sisters and brothers ( I say brothers because, these days, they say some guys want to have big butts...... For what? I wonder!!!!)

If you have already started taking this medication and need help stopping the right way, please send me an email here

Please share this post because anyone could fall victim to this menace. If a new and certified butt enlargement drug is discovered, you'll be the first to know but till then, avoid such medications.

Stay Safe.

Aunty Nurse cares

http://auntynurselive..com.au/2013/05/yodithe-big-bum-bum-pill-does-it-really.html

I beg to disagree with Ruggedman. The interview with the Civil Defense man was not a promo or courtesy call kinda of interview. Rather, he was invited to the station to explain the allegations published in the Tell Magazine about three weeks ago that some government bodies, the Civil Defense inclusive where involved in "money for employment" schemes.

According to the magazine, one of the ways these government official use to defraud unsuspecting job seekers is to use fake websites.

With this premise, the Oga at the top man had no excuse not to tell the world the authentic website instead he was faking coughs intermittently.

Therefore, the Channels TV presenters had no moral obligation to shield the man from public scrutiny when he clearly doesn't know what he is doing.

I remember a younger Ruggedman who didn't fail to ridicule Rasquie and Idris Abdulkareem for being incompetent rappers so why shouldn't the Channels TV presenters do what they did. The problem with Nigeria is we always accept mediocrity and this is now the norm. It is only in Nigeria that things don't work and we never ask questions.

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Okupe's statement smirks of arrogance. The question is there are so many other criminals with lesser crimes in this country yet they have not been granted pardons. Nigerians have every right to question this dubious pardon. He was only pardoned because of his closeness to the President.

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What are the odds of a black pope emerging?

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