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fried rice is one thing i for sure want to know how to make.

do you use facebook.

that's not giving real cooking lessons then.

do you even know how to cook?

it will be practical. how are you going to teach me?

rofl oh come on. it's normal.

But what did I tell you about giving me cooking advise? Maybe that would help, except you laughed and punked me when I provided you with a means. It ain't your fault.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=247864.msg3962520#msg3962520 date=1243912584]of course you have to mean ur compliments.[/quote]No. But you can say it for the hell of it, if you think that's what your girls wants to hear at that particular time.

I'm saying, I can use the pick up lines but they don't flow off ma tongue correctly.

If I'm gonna compliment you, I'll do just that. I don't need to use some corny line.

I would never go out with a girl I don't think is beautiful.

I felt really bad and had to poke myself in the eye with my finger to make it watery.

Oh hellllll nooooooooooooooooo

You know what? Ima just keep my mouth shut and allow the series to play itself out? How'z dat sound

_{you are a potent laker hater}

I would dash you mine, but it was a gift.

You should ask your boyfriend if he is married

moonshine, aboki, you don come? how now

are you a magic fan now too

whaT? how

being honest should not be considered weird.

I don't have a PROBLEM! Stop it. Lol
You one of dem watch your carbs kinda peeps?
Are you a personal trainer or something

No, I go with the flow.  If the flow is whack it won't flow at all.

If I wanted to use lines, it won't cost me anything. It's just unoriginal to me.

"You make me feel like such a man"

yea yea okay. i've heard

Nope.

THat's what I said. Laughing gas

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=247864.msg3962472#msg3962472 date=1243910708]lol. good one. I see ur learning pretty fast[/quote]Hey now I would never use a line like that even though I know it would work.  I don't use lines at all. I just flirt.

Lol noo my muscles did not atrophy.  I'm not a buff guy or a gym freak.  I'm more of a fit kind of person.  That's why I run around a lot.

No, my belly ain't bloated.  My pack lines are still there but are not as well-defined as before

I don't know if you are trying to ask me if I have a decent chunk or not, but yes, I do.

"I've never felt this way about anyone else"

oh come on.

Compliments.

_{me staring at her and shaking my head}

"I don't know how else to put it but you are just so beautiful."

A grand sized package.

I can't afford to lose weight. My belly is not fat yet, but I can feel it starting to get "puffier". GEt what I mean?

Women store fat in their thighs, really? Naija men would definitely have a hard time believing that, with all these Naija women we have running around with protruding bellies. Are you telling me there's more excess fat downstairs too

SMH

Me: "What's wrong?"

Her: "Nothing. I'm fine."

yeah right!

some ajebo pikins are like that.

i actually have a female friend like that. she's here in the u.s. now. anytime i say something to her in yoruba she replies in english.

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=247864.msg3962419#msg3962419 date=1243908804]i dont actually want "anyone" who completes me.

it is only me who can complete myself, and i dont think any man, any where can complete me.[/quote]that's you.  You might be one or two in a million. 
i understand what you mean.


but you want hollywood romance don't you? do you recognize that no man can really ever live up to that fictitious standard?

My metablism might be starting to slow down. I'm not fat but I feel a bit of meat on my belly and I want to work it off. Simple as that.

I spend a lot of time running, but I would much rather target the belly. You can be my wo partner. Time to do something about that round belly of yours.

I never noticed

Someone who completes them