₦airaland Forum

sistawoman:
I am so surprised that none of the Nigerian sista answered like I would have had the question been:

Question: Why do black women drink Alcohol?

answer: So the brothas will look better

vanitty:
Lol that video still cracks me up everytime i hear it.

freed:
be proud? if thats how an english man or our professeurs spoke to us none of us here will be here today. Its all about communicating not big words.

ole Soyinka at a conference used so many supersized words that most people in the audience couldnt understand even a white man sitting next to me kept asking me what he was saying throughout.

nethacker:
Heeeelllpppp!!!!!!! someone is going crazy, haaaa OMG!!!this lowline swine is crazy disvirgin a girl of 16?

ifyalways:
skip 30 mins in the morning.
walk 30 mins in the evening. . . i miss these most days.

yemium: Two days ago, my girlfriend agreed to escort me to buy a form at a bank a bit far from my house. when we got to the place, we discovered the bank did not even sell the form at all. i was then directed to another branch which was like from one end of lagos to the other end(very far). she then asked me when the form was to close and i told her the next day. so she began to blame me for my non challant attitude towards the form. i tried to calm her but instead she got more angry and blamed even even more. i asked her to stop and not to get me angry cos i was trying to figure what to do next cos going to the prescribed bank does not mean i would get it there. she said "it is better you get angry" and continued. i grew upset and asked her to please go back home. she then i should put her in a bus which i was about doing when i had a rethink and asked her if she was still interested in going home but to my amazement she said if she should follow me, it isn't her father and mother that gave birth to her so she left. eventually, i got the form.

the next morning i went to her place to plead for what i did. after a serious begging session, she said "mo ti gbo". but ever since then her behavior towards me is unusual until this afternoon when i called and she told me she would stop behaving like that if and only if i take her the place i embarrassed her and pleaded to her there. i agreed to do that so i asked when she would be chanced so we could go then she said august 15th and that until then she would continue to act like she is doing now. i was speechless, i just had to cut the phone call. i am confused. i love her very much.