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micklplus: Who was the first man to prepare EBA?

My fada(sachamarstigophore) in 1822

yemmight: 1. Gordons
2. Basket Mouth
3. I go Die
4. Bovi (Akpos)
5. Koffi
6. Seyi Law
7. Elenu
8. AY
9. I go save
10. Klint

11.Dan ibro(hausa actor)
12.shegu arinze‘s eye lol

toygod2: waste of space

Am i supoz 2laf?

I wan go barba my HEAD.
Mak we kukuma leav dat1.
I can‘t fit do it.
Put d money inside ur ajipu.
I dey HEAR ur pef e mak sense tru.

ebamma: i will postpone my laugh till your next joke.

Hahaha funi

A girl invitd her b.frnd ova 4dina at her home so dat he culd mit her parents. While dey wer eatin, it started rainin heavily, d gal‘s moda said “Mpata“ i tink u shuld sleep ova here b‘cos dis rain shw no sign of stopin soon. Afta eatin d moda went 2d toilet d fada went 2bed while d gal went 2d kitchen 2clean d plates. When d gal & d moda returned‘ “Mpata“ was no longa dia. As dey wer busy wonderin wia he was, he came bck really soakd, so wet!Moda wia were u & y are u wet? “Mpata“ i went home 2get my pyjamas.

tanimz: Which kinds of grammar do you just written? Are you sure you wented to school?

Hahahahaha! Luk at wat u wrot afta spendin 6yrs in primary ordinari simple english u can not spoke.

harvest: hmmmnnn!!! what I will told you that is collect the man back and coming to your office again.

Nawa wo! D fact is remain say asumin u guys can tookin him back i guess he wil go move d office ahead.

A village sailor found himself in lagos, so bin a sailor he decided 2continue wit his job in lagos(beach). A professor was travelin by a boat he ask d local sailor“do u knw biology,physiology,geology,morphology,zoology,ecology, or criminology? D sailor said no 2oll d questns. D prof said wat d hell do u knw on earth? “sailor“:remain silent. Prof: u wil die of ur illeraciology. Afta a while d boat startd sinkin so d prof ask do u knw swimnology & escapology 4rm shackology & crocodology? Sailor said no d prof den said wel shackology & crocodology wil eat ur asology & bodyology & u wil die tru ur mouthology.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I heard goldie and Uti started dating.[/quote]U b woman? U 2lik gossip. Goooooooooooooood!

234GT: You went for an interview. A cockroach flew out of your suit and landed on the nose of the managing director, #its from your village#

Hahaha e don b b dat.

cindyrella: Tell him! Tell him!! Tell him ooooo b4 he kills you with his anaconda!

Abeg mak una no kil me wit laf ooooo

[quote author=190-the-clown]Falls from bed

Laffin so hard and out of controlll[/quote]Ta! Laf wan kill me oooooooooo

I‘ve nt seen any fyn gal.

Militant and technology.
Fools science
Agbaro and technology

afam4eva:

Is it dat we dnt hav bomb dictators or u guys dnt knw ur job?

2dry

All dis PHCN officials i wnt u 2knw dat u r no longer nided in naija cos ur service 2us is 2poor so get it“NO LIGHT NO MONI“ Damn u oll!

U cari ur neighbour car, u mit ur frnds say old man just lunch dis 4me. God dy oo!

U b studnt dy eat gari u say cornflakes tins in my tommy. God dy c u oo

Am i supoz 2laf?

5. Everything that goes up must come down, but when Y it refuse to come down.
what is Y? /AGE/
(Y is nt only age in Nigeria evri tin is Y)

Bello:professor i dnt deserve dis F u gav me.
Prof: i agree wit u bt is d least grade d university wil permit me 2ward.

[hr man: darlin am presentin myself 2u as ur birth-day gift.
Woman:sori dear i dnt accept cheap gift.

Man: hello darlin am presentin myself 2u as ur b-day gift.
Woman: sori i dnt accept cheap gift.

Studio CFR: sylvex sex.

i nor get ya time.
i don give my life to christ.
u think sey na lie

(na wa wo ur life dy christ hand bt u stil dy talk)hehe!

Hahaha 9ce1

U no get work. Bt i laff smallU no get work. Bt i laff smallU no get work. Bt i laff small

Gradin 20% u try sha. Gradin 20% u try sha.