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U try bt ur gramma no b here o!

To give your wife your ATM card is enough to be classified as a quality husband.

A gud husband r 190 & born2fuck!

pDude: Good

I can categorically tell you that this news is endorsed by Oga at the top

I can nt categoritically congratulate dis man for redeployment because i dnt knw wat my oga at d top has in mind.

[quote author=Exponental]@op, dont open a thread cos of ur free MB, open a thread cos u want to pass a message.

Lol so funi.

Cashio: I will jst laugh cos it mst be a joke

I wil show her d txt.

If dis is a joke den is 2dry

olatomiwa: Each to his/her own. One of the kindest, warmest and strongest women I know is my grandmother, and she smoked until 15 years ago. She is 80 now. It didn't take a thing from her. Personally, I find it very sexy when I see a girl with a stick. Except for the health hazards, it doesn't mean a thing.

I guess u r nt an African perticularly Nigeria?

[quote author=hiden_conyo]i hate a girl that knows every guy...before
you introduce she already says,"HI" I also
don't like women who don't take care of
there hair and teeth[/quote]I hate girls wit body odour God i hate dem wit passion & again i hate girls dat luk dull both in dressin & in appearance as in face.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]There is a strong difference between girls and women. With that being said.....not all women are mature and smart and not all girls are immature and dumb.[/quote]Yea u r ryt basically am referin it 2dos babes dat needs it.

[quote author=Mynd_44]If you don't know this already, you are either 12 years old or below or you gave the brains of a goat[/quote]Yea u r on point bro dats y am stil tellin dem.

Dear ladies,
Wen a guy txt u or inbox u.
Hi: it doesn‘t means he wnts u mayb he wnts 2chat wit u so dnt ignore.
Wen ur guy says he works, it doesn‘t means he wil buy u make-ups, clothes or expensive gift learn 2b independent.
Wen a guy buy u expensive gift it doesn‘t means he wnts 2get u 2bed instead he‘s expressin hw much he appreciate ur company or love.
Wen ur guy talk wit other girls it doesn‘t means he wnts dem rather his tryin 2show u dat he‘s social to people.
Wen a guy leaves u 4another girl, dnt say all men r dsame instead ask ur self y did he leave me 4dat girl.
We r tired of textin, inboxin u first evry time some times u shuld do dsame.

lekanolaolu: datz serious! Am sure it wil b Kabba in Kogi State. Lolz.
Wia in Kogi State plz?

Ayingba, Perticularly in ksu.

Here in kogi state d exam is yet 2start, secreenin tins on point...

Here in kogi state d exam is yet 2start, secreenin tins on point.

rokiatu: because they are not bright. (any stupid guy ask me that question, the conversation will end right there)

Rokiatu mak i hear say u stil b virgin

U say u c am 4air so u wan share am wit us hw com d woman com dy leav wit ur parents?

E dey pain u say u neva get bobo so u dy use dis talk 2console ur self. Sori ehn!

baba dey: Don't make mistake babe, nothing is perfect. There is no perfect relationship.

U lied man of cos dy is a perfect r/ship tot probs may arise bt dy wil stil solv it in a matured way & note stop putin negative ideas in2 d hrt of weak men.

[quote author=~ZN~]Still boobiless as the mum

Ifetex: She is cut sha, OP pls i need her number, dn't ask y

Child-abuse!

I dey craz wer i go comment

Sweetlemon: Seems like Regina does not have the ageless beauty of Joke Silva, Liz Benson, and Ngozi Ezeonu.
Perhaps she did plastic surgery sometime ago

Amebo wu con ask u if she do surgery or nt?

Sanusi u made many ATM machines nt 2b workin in kogi state because of ur removal of alart & maintainace fee makin pple passin tru alot of stress b4 wit-drawin dia moni, is a gud tin u r doin bt at dsame time sum problems r better bin solved within d sector instead of voicin out evri little tin. Adjust ur belt sir!

Several customers do buy large quantity of eggs from farmer Akpors, at a point in time they started complaining of not findin any tin inside d egg after d shell is broken.
On a certain day, about 50 customers came 2complain in d poultry & Akpors was so dejected. The chickens started laughing at d people sayin “haha fool! They don‘t knw we have started usin condom too“ Akpors fainted.

I wil jump in2 its mouth & sleep quietly lik a baby.

Shuld i laff?

Cabsso: Wit ur green-green teeth lik greengory jacket.

Wit ur bend-bend leg lik bendel town
I carry u go leventis, i ask u wia we dey u say eleven-teeth

[quote author=shegzyRico ]U mess hell fire quench....lmaol....clssic one.[/quote]Wit ur green-green teeth lik greengory jacket.

Emax: Pure foolishness of human intelligence.

Mak dem try steal d key so dat we go lock d gate mak no body enter. Quack element! Foolish-tin.

I wil b vry happy cos he wil giv me back my money...

All dis amunitn just 2waste poor man‘s life any1 dat hav hand in dis wil nt hav peace.

adaobi123: is basketmouth even funny ?

R u askin me?