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Lagusta: ALL OF U IN THIS THREAD ARE ALL BUSH PIGS, SMEAGOLS AND SALAMANDERS....

Except BG, larride and pretiebony (if she's really pretty!!!)

*shooting my bazooka into the thread*

Imagine pit pig dey vomit rubbish.

Omo! See awoof no recharge cards no fried rice/chicken mak d gate man go do tnx givin.

I dey craz wer i go laff

Tel us hw profitable it wil b. Is it dat afta rearin dem u wil buy dem or wat put more light pls.

Wat r d job opportunities 4a botany student?

A fat man see an advertisment“Lose 5kg in a week“ He called & said i wil lik 2join.
Lady: ok be ready 2maro by 6am. Nxt mornin, he gets 2d office & waz taken 2a room. He opens d door & saw a hot babe wit shoes sayin “if u catch me u can sleep wit me“ & d babe start runnin.
Man start runnin bt couldn‘t catch her so durin d whole week exercise, he tried 2catch her bt couldn‘t & lost 5kg.
He asked 4d 10kg programme. Next mornin at 6am he opened d door & saw even hotter babe wit Bikini sayin if u catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg dat week so, he thought dis programme is awesome lets try 25kg.
D lady said r u sure? Its really tough....
Man: y not nxt day by 6am opened d door xpectin 2c hotter babe bt saw a fit man sayin if i catch u i wil sleep wit u. Dat week he lost 40kg.
Come see race wit shout!!!

Realsammie u notice say dat numba 8questn conc abi? Ok wetin be d ansa tel me b4 dis yeye invigilators come.

[quote author=booqee]Why is dis in jokes section?? Shouldn't this be in d islamic section??

Booqee or wats dat ur name again? Y can‘t u behav mature 4 1ce? Hisssss

Chei fall dwn frm ruf stil laffin.

As u all knw prayer is d key 2success so evri bodi bown down lets pray. May u live long lik corruption in Nigeria,may ur generosity spread lik poverty in Nigeria,may ur blessins increase lik fuel price in Nig,may ur enemies fall lik d value of naira in Nigeria,may ur happiness raise lik unemployment in Nigeria,may u mov freely lik criminals in Nigeria & may u not fail lik PHCN in Nigeria“AMEN“!

N/L official i dnt normally place joke here evri day bt d problm is each time i place a joke it wil nt last 4hours. Many times if i log in again i wil nt see my joke & i dnt lik it dat way.

Paris-Abuja
Italy-calabar
Iran-kano
China-lagos
Chotonu-Aba
Indian-yola
Somalia-kogi
Iraq-warri
Afghanistan-Niger delta
United state-Ajegule
Add urs mak e follow dy go.

Jojo Armani: dis akpors wetin we go am . dat joke really got me rollin in laughter

In lecture hall burst out in lafta fellow student lookin at me. Apkors na confirm bad boy hahaha!!!

Jojo Armani: dis akpors wetin we go am . dat joke really got me rollin in laughter

In lecture hall burst out in lafta fellow student lookin at. Apkors na confirm bad boy hahaha!!!

jeffizy: Its Friday right? Yeah! This is on the lighter side and its meant to brighten your weekend»
Three questions I need ur answers to»
1: wHy do ants walk in a straight file,kissing each other along the way?
2: why is the he_goat always Stunned after smelling the she-goat's urine?
3: why does the hen PRefer being r:aped by the cock most times?
Give ur answers pls! Lols!
TGIF

mit president jo for d ansa cos his a zoologist.

hausa
litini
talata
laraba
alamis
juma'a
asabar
lahadi

MuhMubRaj: Mine is olusegun buhari

Mine is mr-Aboki

I dey craz wer i go smile?

bunmioguns: Wetin concern baby wiv Menses

Wetin concern rat wit cadigan.

OPEYEMI AD: that will be a miracle
imagine if Jonathan contest for 2015

Imagine petient jonathan as ur english lecturer frm 100l-400l.

toluing: An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!D driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On d long jou
rney to lagos,everybody slept off but dis woman neva blinkd.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. Afta several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked;driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!!D driver exclaimed;madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.D woman started crying"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!After all said,and considerg d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver shld turn back 2 Benin.On getting 2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told d woman she is in Benin.D woman simply opened her hand bag,brought out a sachet of panadol,removd 2 tablets n swallowd dem wit water.She then smiled and said,na my daughter say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol,Oya!Make we dey go Lagos

Hahaha 9ce1.

Torch1: There is a Muslim passenger in a Jamaican
taxi. He asks the driver to turn off the radio
and explains that he must not hear music as
decreed by his religion for in the time of the
prophet Muhammad, there was no music ...
no radio The driver turns off the radio, stops
the car, leans over and opens the back door,
The Muslim asks him : "What are you doing?"
The driver replied : "In di time of di prophet
there were no taxis, so come outta mi
bumboclaat taxi and wait fi a camel ."

2dry chei!

kunletiwoo: And she's kinda sexy oooo. you know?

Na woman go kill u even dis urgly tin dey sexy 4ur eye. Chei woman rapa!

CrazyMan: Breaking news: A Bomb just exploded in Kano again, dis time in a Cemetery! All d Dead bodies ran out of their graves but no casualties recorded. Commissioner of Police has adviced them 2 return 2 their graves and go about their normal spiritual duties without fear!! Ǧ☺☺ϑ М̣̣̥̇̊Ό̲̣̣̣̥Я̩̥̊И̣̣̣̥Ȋ̝̊̅̄И̣̣̣̥G̲̣̣̣̥ fwends.

Nawa 4u ooo copy-copy!

toygod2: Are u epileptic?

I wil ask mr google.

Breakin news!! A bomb just xploded in OKENE again dis tym in OGANY (cemetry). All d dead bodies ran out of dia graves screamin BOKO HARAM again ooo!!! Bt no casualities recorded d D.P.O ask dem 2 return 2dia graves & go abt dia normal spiritual duties with out fear. HA!