₦airaland Forum

SnakeChopMoney:
Bunch of hoes
I wouldn't have sex with any of them even with someone else's penis

NeeKlaus:
Bruhhhh! Are you a learner in this WhatsApp status ish??
Just go to your status privacy and set it to ONLY HER. Then proceed to your status and get the job done. Whyne her entire destiny.

No damage done and you might still score some points with the chick.

rookie10:
love ke ? love died the day Christ died on the cross. Don't think I can ever fall in love again. I just want to have her as one of my girlfriends ni. and there are other girls that either will run away from me or wont talk to me again if I should update that wifey thing. Whatsapp is just to communicate with 'em...and one of the rules of having a girl (have her in any social platform)

rookie10:
@apina....would have done that bro but what of other girls on my Whatsapp list ? things can get complicated with 'em o

TheSecretary:
I was the best graduating student when I was in secondary school, an acclaimed genius,a math wizard so what was I doing in my bathroom some years later ,jerking off to a pirn flick, sniffing my roommate's babe's panties, with a gp of 1.5, no friends, and technically a virgin and how did I regain control of my life and happiness one more??

BornAgainMay:
Huh?

Bantam:
Guy e don be for you. If you marry anytime u wan release na blood go comout the only way to break that curse is to drink her period blood twice daily for 5days. True story

lefulefu:
the only way the curse can work is if u were d one that disvirgined her.if not then forget matter.

Bantam:
What stops you from opening your sister's pussy when she's sleeping to find out?

DavidEsq:
Who teh u say na she be dat ni? So u no know the babe wey get that pix ba? Chai

babzlim:
Is better losing extra cash than losing all the cash ... lol.

error4040:
lmao when ever i remember this i would just laff.
Mine was the day I bought a used BB curve 2 for 25k at GSM village Abuja, just because a new girl from my street back then was using Touch1 and i wanted to feel among.
Naso i sell my Nokia E5 and Bought the BB with Abeg mhn before I even board bus back to Kubwa phone start de misbehave some keys wey so hard to press, reached home plug it & it fully charged under 30min once I remove charger it would go to down to 2 bar from 5, my heart started pounding I could not Sleep that night sef.
The worst I later realized that the phone Had no 3g only Edge!!.
I started Dreaming about my E5 I sold end up selling it 15k after 3days

Ihatelove:
i regret falling in love

babzlim:
My broda them kukuma warn me ooh ... na me just de try form chairman but I never new computer village is truly a village on its own in the middle of lasgidi.

folakemigeh:
I bought a bra, infact it was a push up bra and i realised the day I wore it, all eyes were staring at my boobs, i became so uncomfortable with unpleasant comments by both married men and single guys, that day i couldn't breathe.... Ikeja city mall 2015

alfseth:
the greatest harm done to a hard earned money is purchasing the most useless decoder in the world"STARTIMES"i bought it last year i didn't use it upto two months and i gave it to an old man in my area. The blessing wey d man give me better pass the decoder 10times

babzlim:
The next phone I bought ... I had to move with entourage to same place ... I wanted too see that asshole that will Dar me this time.

9ja083:
So many things. Starting from the pillows (they got so flat under 1month. Despite i was told its orginal) to two of the blenders ( the juice mixer even got bad the very day i used it to blend fruits and its not a 2nd hand blender. The 2nd u have to use with caution) to cylinder regulator (that one dose not give me accurate gas measurement in my cylinder. Now it leaks gas and have to use heavy stone on it to prevent leakage ) to standing gas (they assured me that if anything goes wrong that they will change it for me under 1year. I was also made to believe that one of the burner uses electric only to find out that the electric is for lighter only) the worst they refused to change it.
The 15amp sockets melts any time I put on the electric stove.
Sometimes, when I enter my house I feel like crying.

hoctre20:
ur, case get as e be o

seye005:
Samsung Galaxy S7 edge, the following week I bought it the went blank for no reason. So painful.

babzlim:
The very day I bought a brand new phone in computer village on my way out of village it got snatched and I was left to go home with the charger .... my brother's and sisters this happened 4yrs back but the anger is as fresh like yesterday.