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Sammy, I'm missing you o |
StephenP:EH EN! I think we have one already! Am just too scared to type her name o. Just hope D-R does not see this ![]() LadyT:If they know they're not ugly, they can waka pass na ![]() Radiant:abeg, dynamite, carry your love elsewhere ![]() abeg, people nominate now now o |
4 Him:ewwww! ![]() @post try to make your own pancakes at home, with some syrup and butter! meh!!! spicy scrambles egg (not the regular one you just toss in the frying pan o), bacons. all this with orange juice or apple juice, but I recommend cranberry juice. well, atleast this helps me, but dnt eat this every morning o, egg is high in protein, and too much glucose from the syrup is not good. If you're running late, those Kelloggs Special K Bar with some apple/cranberry/orange juice are the best! |
GooseBaba:Not tonight, baby ![]() |
ztyle:Jealousy! ![]() |
debosky:LOL! knew you'll see this! Sorry, David is in the lead, , Sly second, and then 4play. Debo, this is not the ashewo sec, you can't win here! I gotz to give it to you jare, you're a fine man ![]() |
GooseBaba:Now you wan ask where he dumped his load. would have been better if this was your 2nd post on Nairaland ![]() Instead of this rubbish: GooseBaba: |
Radiant:Haba na! hehehe, play the role of the NL Therapist. They expect us to magically know the answer. @poster The string was too weak, it snapped from too much stress |
@post Not strong enough |
[size=15pt]Since we're all make threads about who is beautiful and what not, Let's select candidates for the Ugliest Nairaland MALE. ![]() No pictures should be posted without permission and let's not forget, this is the Joke section [/size] |
GooseBaba:If he didn't enter the land of preggy, there are other ways for her to get pregnant. Like if his phallus is close by her sex when he ejaculated. It could have escaped inside. slow your roll! If you men absolutely dnt want pregnancy, leave your phallus inside your zipper |
All this done by my aunt (Still love you, aunty mi) : Kneeling down and carrying a chair, with my hands raised. Having to look for my own cane When we lost sth, we usually have to look for it for hours, until we find it or time to look for a cain Apologizing to the nosy neighbor (hardest punishment), and greeting her after she snitched on us ![]() (that's all I can remember for now) By my mom: Long hours of speech Listening without interrupting or else more hours added By my grandma: Declining to carry me on her back when I misbehaves Not getting what I want Not talking to me when I do sth bad |
ztyle:LOL! ![]() |
Oh goshhhhhhhhhhhh! more of this. Abeg, tell us the ansa jare |
ThePhantom: we're not hating |
;d ;d ;d |
Seun come and see this o!! Seunnnnnnn!!! This calls for a ban. BtW, his fate is to ban you people ![]() |
@post LOL! Tufe, you get hot woman o ![]() |
old! seen this like 10x on this section |
Busta:Abi o. kola oloye:hehehhehe, wetin you dey yarn? LMAO, the groom for what? ![]() |
slimsikiru: I don't get the situation, ok, let me break it down! 1. you're dating a girl 2. she has a BF before you met her. Since you're dating her, technically, she's your GF. abi, you're just dating her as in taking her out? 3. you dig her You have to, you're dating her Am confused, so you're dating her, sha has an ex, you dig her, so what exactly is the problem? Is she still in love with her ex? what? Seriously don't get this topic. |
Radiant:LOL. Had to put that, dem full NL |
Frando29:Yea. There is a point when the love and care sef can't help the situation. Which woman would stay with a man who wants to stay broke and not get a job? Will the woman want to be burden with a poor man and having to pay all the bills? What am saying is that I cannot abide with a broke@$$ man and having to go through the "church rat" situation. Yes, I might help him if he shows that he's atleast trying to get a better life. And c'mon this is the 21st century, the world revolves around money. And sad to say, the broke@$$ guy will most likely be the last in line. You can call me a gold digger, but I see myself as someone trying to make a bright future. If I see a clean, green pasture and I see brownish, muddy bent grasses in another pasture, which way am I likely to go? Anywaz, what am saying is, If you know you're broke and you "love" and "care" for her, Please, try to also financially take care of her and the children she'll give you. Don't say, because of love and care, provision does not matter. In reality, Love and Money work side by side. For all you broke@$$ out there, am not saying you don't have a chance, am just saying, try to get a better chance. And plz, yahoo yahoo is not one of the options ![]() |
4 Him:Actually prices are getting high, unless you try Sam's Club. @poster I recommend Huggies diapers/ wipes. Very comfortable for the baby. Johnson's baby lotion. Be ready to bath him/her atleast two times a day. Be gentle with him/her o. CONGRATULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Idiot, while others are praying for babies, you're trying to prevent one. Oniranu omo |
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