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Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by Cadet(f): 3:05am On Apr 29, 2008
Sammy, I'm missing you o shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Ugliest Male Nler by Cadet(op): 3:02am On Apr 29, 2008
StephenP:
[size=13pt]Some lady tried to start a thread like this but sadly, no one responded. I think someone is going to start the "Scariest Nairaland Female" thread LOL!![/size]
EH EN! I think we have one already! Am just too scared to type her name o. Just hope D-R does not see this grin

LadyT:
cheesy

Cadet you want trouble!!!
If they know they're not ugly, they can waka pass na grin

Radiant:
I thought this was for "ugly" guys huh

What's Debo and David doing here? wink kiss
abeg, dynamite, carry your love elsewhere grin



abeg, people nominate now now o
FoodRe: What Do You Consider To Be The Best Breakfast? by Cadet(f): 2:54am On Apr 29, 2008
4 Him:
beans
ewwww! lipsrsealed


@post
try to make your own pancakes at home, with some syrup and butter! meh!!! spicy scrambles egg (not the regular one you just toss in the frying pan o), bacons. all this with orange juice or apple juice, but I recommend cranberry juice.

well, atleast this helps me, but dnt eat this every morning o, egg is high in protein, and too much glucose from the syrup is not good.

If you're running late, those Kelloggs Special K Bar with some apple/cranberry/orange juice are the best!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 2:45am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:
Cadet na send them send you? na GOD i take beg you tell them say you no see me.
because GooseBaba no like Wahala,
1st thing 1st my 1st post was not the posters question, it was my observation on the replies,
it appears you like wahala, angry
Not tonight, baby cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Ugliest Male Nler by Cadet(op): 2:44am On Apr 29, 2008
ztyle:
Debosky knows very well that he is damn ugly . undecided
Jealousy! shocked Haa! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ugliest Male Nler by Cadet(op): 2:27am On Apr 29, 2008
debosky:
vote Me!!!

I'll vote sly and David tied for second place tongue
LOL! knew you'll see this!

Sorry, David is in the lead, , Sly second, and then 4play.

Debo, this is not the ashewo sec, you can't win here! I gotz to give it to you jare, you're a fine man wink
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 2:22am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:
@ Poster
Jojomi so you shine gongo several times, where did you dump the 1st load?
and if na splash you splash why the sleepless night?
Meanwhile ignore phallus or no phallus that one na jagons.
Now you wan ask where he dumped his load. would have been better if this was your 2nd post on Nairaland undecided

Instead of this rubbish:
GooseBaba:
Why are we hearing marriage, Hiv, papa bom boy, diapers and what not. the man clearly said his runners did not enter the land of pregee, if he catch AIDS Wetin concern una inside, angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Relationships Break by Cadet(f): 2:20am On Apr 29, 2008
Radiant:
Who will know?
Haba na! hehehe, play the role of the NL Therapist. They expect us to magically know the answer.

@poster
The string was too weak, it snapped from too much stress
RomanceRe: Why Do Relationships Break by Cadet(f): 2:14am On Apr 29, 2008
@post
Not strong enough
Jokes EtcUgliest Male Nler by Cadet(op): 2:07am On Apr 29, 2008
[size=15pt]Since we're all make threads about who is beautiful and what not, Let's select candidates for the Ugliest Nairaland MALE. grin


No pictures should be posted without permission




and let's not forget, this is the Joke section embarassed
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 1:55am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:
Why are we hearing marriage, Hiv, papa bom boy, diapers and what not. the man clearly said his runners did not enter the land of pregee, if he catch AIDS Wetin concern una inside, angry
If he didn't enter the land of preggy, there are other ways for her to get pregnant. Like if his phallus is close by her sex when he ejaculated. It could have escaped inside. slow your roll! If you men absolutely dnt want pregnancy, leave your phallus inside your zipper
FamilyRe: Punishment You Hated As A Child by Cadet(f): 1:41am On Apr 29, 2008
All this done by my aunt (Still love you, aunty mi) :

Kneeling down and carrying a chair, with my hands raised.

Having to look for my own cane

When we lost sth, we usually have to look for it for hours, until we find it or time to look for a cain cry cry

Apologizing to the nosy neighbor (hardest punishment), and greeting her after she snitched on us angry angry

(that's all I can remember for now)


By my mom:
Long hours of speech

Listening without interrupting or else more hours added cry

By my grandma:
Declining to carry me on her back when I misbehaves
Not getting what I want cry
Not talking to me when I do sth bad cry
FamilyRe: ش من شأنه ان الزوج البقاء الخاص بك تفضل العمل في الغرفة (Would You Like Your Hubby To Be In The Labour Room With You? by Cadet(f): 1:34am On Apr 29, 2008
ztyle:
@ TOpic WTF
LOL! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Detective Who's Riddle (mystery Of The Hungman) by Cadet(f): 1:33am On Apr 29, 2008
Oh goshhhhhhhhhhhh! more of this. Abeg, tell us the ansa jare
Jokes EtcRe: The Two Prince(can You Answer This Riddle) by Cadet(f): 1:31am On Apr 29, 2008
ThePhantom:
It wasn't typed properly, but I understood what folly69 wanted to say. But don't hate, none of you came close to it smiley
tongue we're not hating
Jokes EtcRe: Acts 2:38 by Cadet(f): 12:59am On Apr 29, 2008
;d ;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: Seun's Fate by Cadet(f): 12:58am On Apr 29, 2008
Seun come and see this o!! Seunnnnnnn!!! This calls for a ban.

BtW, his fate is to ban you people cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Heaven's Ugliest by Cadet(f): 12:57am On Apr 29, 2008
@post
LOL! Tufe, you get hot woman o grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 1st Dating Bewear by Cadet(f): 12:55am On Apr 29, 2008
old! seen this like 10x on this section
Jokes EtcRe: The Two Prince(can You Answer This Riddle) by Cadet(f): 12:54am On Apr 29, 2008
Busta:
make out to each other?

it doesn't even make sense angry
Abi o.

kola oloye:
@topic,
the GROOM
hehehhehe, wetin you dey yarn? LMAO, the groom for what? grin grin
RomanceRe: Help by Cadet(f): 12:44am On Apr 29, 2008
slimsikiru:
[color=#006600][/color] am datin a girl that has a boyfriend before i met her, nd i really dig her

I don't get the situation, ok, let me break it down!

1. you're dating a girl
2. she has a BF before you met her.



Since you're dating her, technically, she's your GF. abi, you're just dating her as in taking her out?

3. you dig her

You have to, you're dating her

Am confused, so you're dating her, sha has an ex, you dig her, so what exactly is the problem? Is she still in love with her ex? what?

Seriously don't get this topic.
RomanceRe: Broke Guys: Are They Worth It? by Cadet(f): 12:40am On Apr 29, 2008
Radiant:
I hear you grin
LOL. Had to put that, dem full NL
RomanceRe: Broke Guys: Are They Worth It? by Cadet(f): 12:29am On Apr 29, 2008
Frando29:
Understand what I am trying to say. Not that I support the guy, but it takes love and care to do just that. If the care and love is not there, then how can money be in the picture? I believe when you show care and love, money is involved anyhow.
Yea. There is a point when the love and care sef can't help the situation.
Which woman would stay with a man who wants to stay broke and not get a job? Will the woman want to be burden with a poor man and having to pay all the bills?

What am saying is that I cannot abide with a broke@$$ man and having to go through the "church rat" situation. Yes, I might help him if he shows that he's atleast trying to get a better life.

And c'mon this is the 21st century, the world revolves around money. And sad to say, the broke@$$ guy will most likely be the last in line.
You can call me a gold digger, but I see myself as someone trying to make a bright future. If I see a clean, green pasture and I see brownish, muddy bent grasses in another pasture, which way am I likely to go?

Anywaz, what am saying is, If you know you're broke and you "love" and "care" for her, Please, try to also financially take care of her and the children she'll give you. Don't say, because of love and care, provision does not matter. In reality, Love and Money work side by side.




For all you broke@$$ out there, am not saying you don't have a chance, am just saying, try to get a better chance. And plz, yahoo yahoo is not one of the options angry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 12:12am On Apr 29, 2008
4 Him:
start pricing diapers, i hear they are getting cheaper now eh.
Actually prices are getting high, unless you try Sam's Club.

@poster
I recommend Huggies diapers/ wipes. Very comfortable for the baby. Johnson's baby lotion. Be ready to bath him/her atleast two times a day. Be gentle with him/her o.


CONGRATULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Idiot, while others are praying for babies, you're trying to prevent one. Oniranu omo

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