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I believe



170 years and he's just a grandfather, dumb people

Babygiwa you personify being dumb


A very weak attempt to discredit him


I'm still trying to reconcile the headline with its trashy content


Seun see what your mods are pushing to frontpage

TissuePaper:
boss, pass me that programming package nau

Done check your mail
I'd update you guys soon, work has been time consuming.

JasonScoolari:
If you like, call me unprinted names, but I just have to say it, "Something is definitely wrong with Some yoruba men" They find it difficult to control their sexual urge.

...And the notoriously sex starved nitwit called Rufus Kehinde Daramola might not be a ritualist but he's the cause of the daughter's death.

Consistent sexual harassment coming from a man who you call father can be traumatizing and definitely, depression will start to set in.


What a beautiful soul.

Your a dumb tribalist, and wanna make it seem like though the trash you spewed about Yorubas has any credibility, no tribe has monopoly of criminality

Yuletide25:
pls I would appreciate if you can teach me

I 'm still an undergraduate though with no skill

currently in my finals and life has been hell for me too this past few years in school being solely dependent on sponsors who aren't financially buoyant

Reply with ur mail or send a message

shege45:
caesarDon how do we go about it?

Ok its cool you're enthusiastic to better yourself,

I'd be explicit as possible, u need a laptop if u don't have one

The amount of time you devote to coding would determine how fast you'd get a job, cos experience counts alot so your devoted time is essential
Reply with your mail address I'd send you a book, and also detail how you'd go about writing your first code

You also may not need proprietary software as notepad in windows should suffice

I'd also be of help if you run into any hitches

shege45 don't give up hope, help is waiting for you

My advice for you is to venture into programming


I also came out with a 2-2 and I work in a tech firm that pays roughly 100k, I also have job offers willing to pay more.


I got the job almost immediately after graduating, mention me and I could be of help free of charge if u wanna learn how to code.

None



It's an open secret that....












ATIKU IS GAY!!!!

A very expensive dream


How much were you paid to dream this dream

GoTV:
We must learn to separate religion from politics. This is a vey bad example we Christians are setting. You will never find a Muslim politician campaigning in a mosque. We Christians are just making Islam appear better than Christianity

Seun mynd44 lalasticlala dominique pls do something about this muslim kid masqueradingas a Christian you can skim through his posts and discover that he his a muslim, but he'd stop at nothing to abuse christian leaders calling them hypocrites on one occasion, they should be a rule that punishes nairalanders inciting hate on another religion

idonhammer:
it should be Hails Ghanaian's For Not Bleaching Their Skin Like Yorubas - We Igbos don't do breaching cuz God created the Igbos on his resting day making them the most beautiful tribe in Africa. I swear Igbo AMAKA!

Say no to tribalism this are before and after pics of the igbo actor u used as a case sample

no b lie

dosen't look pregnant to me

Optionally
I'd work under the premise that it's ur friend that asked and not you






Then for an absolute certainty you'd have gotten your answer if your vagina doesn't smell





Sense would not kill me

airtel are big time crooks

I created a thread on nairaland and contacted NCC when the rip-offs where too much

the still deduct credit from my phone after sending stop to 2442

and the baffling part is that they don't even send the messages for the alleged services you subscribe for

NCC still haven't done enough to checkmate their excesses cos I've reported them countless times

GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, this is why i love Muslims. Instead of allowing the young girl to roam around dating and sleeping with several boyfriends like we Christians do, it's better to marry her and allow her stick to a man. We Christians are hypocrites, we condemn this while majority of us engage in sexual indiscipline

Kid this ur joke of claiming to be christian is old and stale

to think your pedophilic statement has over a 100 likes

shows how much our society is infested with hypocrites

you go around inciting hate and masturbating over all threads where Christians are mentioned on nairaland

please Seun lalasticlala mynd44 do something about this muslim kid that goes around nairaland insulting Christians and pastors claiming to be one a quick scan through his posts would ascertain tge veracity of my claims

the right caption is......





The bad, the ugly, and the bad

his reason for this pose is not odinary



if you know you know

sotall:
Ok

Where are the dilapidated structures


The fallen structure is make-shift camp or looks like Mami market where they sell stuffs.Any temporary structure can give way to the wind depending on it's ferocity.


You sounded as if it's the red roof bungalow that was damaged

it's the pavilion where corpers have lectures, not mammy or a temporary structure, just imagine the number of casualties if this happened when lectures were going on

It was just a matter of time before the dilapidated and deteriorated structures at the Nysc camp, Okada, edo state crumble,
The corpers are always victims of the appaling and unfavorable living conditions, right from the first day the stench of the pit latrine like an abandoned abattoir is enough to contract a kinds of communicable and non communicable diseases. The annoying part of the orientation is when the corrupt officials give the corpers a false hope of a permanent orientation camp that would never be accessible to the present corpers.
The sorry state of things is no only limited to the hostels but the food, the environment and even security, as there are many entrances and exits, and corpers can be easily attacked by well coordinated bandits

Today the pavilion collapsed on many Corpers and they have been rushed to the hospital, as the camp lacks basiv medical facilities or any Doctor to cater for corpees, many structures at the mammy market were destroyed as well and some Corpers injured are in critical states


More news to follow shortly

dominique:
You must have been pressing ok to all the useless pop-up messages they send to your line. That's how they now fraudulently swindle customers of their airtime. If you mistakenly press Ok to clear the pop-up message, they immediately subscribe you to the service and deduct your money. I fell victim once and they deducted N50 every two days even after I called them to remove the service. There are times that I receive up to 3 of these messages in a day, I press cancel immediately. The one that popped up into my phone just this morning was a N100/day service. So if I had pressed ok, they would have been deducting N100 daily from my line. I wonder what NCC is doing about this evil.

If there's something I'm sure of its that I've been meticulous enough not to press ok, that's the main reason I'm upset, I double check before assenting to any option before and after unlocking my phone

thank you very much @ dominique @least u were well informed and chary enough to not fall victim, the average market woman, illitrate or even literate person in a hurry to make a call or use his/her phone would inadvertently press ok and BAM!!! he/she is a victim of their fraud


NCC should not be ignorant of the new antics mobile networks use in defrauding customers

infact I think they are fully abreast with new strategies employed to steal from us they just turn a blind eye except they'd claim not to use nigerian network.

I'm very sure many customers have been bigger victims, pls let's give this a wider coverage, since the Internet is the only means to get their attention, they'd stop at nothing to save face

Even when I try to stop the service they still start them again I was even told to send stop to 2442 I did, but that didn't help matters

I have been an airtel subscriber for more than 10 years now and honestly I was satisfied with the service and call rates compared to their fellow network competitors, when mtn started sending this unsolicited alert dialog pop up messages with the aim of swindling customers, by just pressing ok, I was happy I didn't join the bandwagon of mtn subscribers, and I started preaching port to airtel to my friends and family that were subscribers of the mtn network, but with the turn of things with regards to using devious means to rob we customers of our hard-earned cash, I wish I was the one that ported.

I always excercise extreme caution when operating my phone, so I wouldn't fall victim of their dubious bunco antics, but they still device a way to fleece me of my hard earned cash even without subscribing.


Airtel were deducting 10 naira on a daily basis from my account for more than a year for nothing and I mean nothing, and this is no daily access charge, I didn't take note cos it was just 10 naira, but 10 naira times 20 million plus nigerians on a daily basis,u can picture the amount. I had to call their call center agent and he admitted I was on a service I didn't subscribe for, with no benefits.

The push came to shove the turn of this year when they started deducting money from my credit balance via their mobile connex, soccer15, sms chat services to mention a few, if I load credit before I close my eyes VOOM!! my credit is gone, without even subscribing for any service, I have called their call center agents which they made almost impossible to reach, consistently like 10 times in the past month and I just get apologies with no refund.


The beauty of their fraud scheme is that they make sure they siphon all your credit at once and can make u a subscriber of 10 services to rob me of my money and they subscription is like a endless loop as shown below they keep trying to subscribe u to that service and other services even after subscription which is evident below


If I even want to work on the premise that I unintentionally subscribed for a service how did it become 6 services as shown below, and the funny part is that I don't even receive the message for the so called services they subscribed me for, Airtel is a scam

I have been patient with their agents that give the most flimsy excuses, but the straw that broke the camels back was today when all the credit on my phone was siphoned when I wanted to call for someone for an emergency, if the person in question, dies trust me airtel lawyers would be hearing from me soonest, cos I'm cock sure I have not been the only victim of their scam

morally bankrupt country

FRoosevelt:
Hello. I would like to ask if you know where i can get Adderall here in Nigeria please. Thanks.

the psychiatric ward of any hospital, preferably a government hospital



The doctor as to ascertain u don't have any heart problems




Cause aderall kills immediately, if the recipient of the drug has a heart defect or history of heart related issues



And because of the dosage as well, cos if use more than d prescribed dosage, it's effect may be counteractive

@PurestBoy

Ur son is most likely suffering from ADHD
ADHD is not just a disorder to joke with cos it's effect are lifelong and all round, pls don't treat this with kid gloves
I know this cos my bro has it

1. Let him sleep on time at least 7 hours


2. He should take omega3 fish oil



3. He'd listen to brain wave entertainment



4. Be strict with him with regards to being calm and meditation(this may sound complex 4 his age but realizable)



5. Take more fruits, no sugar, less carbohydrates, no sweetened drinks with aspartame






or....






he could take Aderall from a doctors prescription(lifelong)

PurestBoy:
I have 2 boys, Kevin and Alvin, 4 and 1yr old respectively, both were on 6-month exclusive breastfeeding, Had Cow&Gate2 baby formula, Kevin is just too active, he doesn't doesn't even walk at home, he runs even when I take him out (cos he doesn't even play in the compound), he can't stay in a place for 2 minutes except he's watching his favorite cartoon channel GoTv 60, no matter how you beat him he doesn't cry for more than few seconds, he learns too much that he even corrects me his father but the problem is he's too active (I don't want to use the word stubborn). His 11+ mths younger brother is already following his footsteps, their mother shouts and beats Kevin every minute for jumping around in the house like monkey. He even engages in fight with me whenever I want to watch my favorite channels except I beat him thoroughly, he wouldn't allow anyone touch anything that is his. Their mother is fed up and losing weight and she's afraid his Alvin is already acting likewise. I don't know what to do because you can't leave Kevin alone in the house without closed monitoring for a minute else something bad and injurious might happen. All my life, I've never see a kid like my boy, I need advise on what to do, it was worse when he was younger. I don't like beating him like his Mom does but won't have peace at home due to excessive shouting and scolding except he's asleep. Anyone with ideas on how to curtail this?

Ur don is most likely suffering from ADHD

ADHD is not just a disorder to joke with cos it's effect are lifelong and all round, pls don't treat this with kid gloves

I know this cos my bro has it

1. Let him sleep on time
2. He should take omega3 fish oil
3. He'd listen to brain wave entertainment
4. Be strict with him with regards to being calm and meditation(this may sound complex 4 his age but realizable)
5. Take more fruits, no sugar, less carbohydrates, no sweetened drinks with aspartame


or....


he could take Aderall from a doctors prescription(lifelong)

abiodunalasa:
Mtcheeew who dribble eep ?
He has now scored 300 La Liga goals faster than Messi did...
Only player to score every team in La Liga in a single season
Highest Goal scorer in the history of Club World cup...
Highest goal scorer in the history of Champions League...
Highest goal scorer in group stage in the history of Champions league...
5 times Ballon d Or
First player to score in every champions league group stage game...
Highest goal scored against a single team (Sevilla) 15 matches 25 goals...
First player ever to win Ballon de O'r in English Premier League

And yet you guys come here to bitch about "dribbling".. Like seriously ? Mtcheeew!!!

So u20 world cup is not an international trophy?

Messi has won all of these

exactly why Anthony Joshua was giving out advice
do they wouldn't turn out to be a glorified olosho like u
nonsense!!!