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PoliticsRe: Buhari: Political Developments In South Sudan Worry Me by calabardick(m): 4:35pm On Nov 29, 2016
Leopardd:
grin

E pain this afonja scratched face lizard.
Wetin do him face? Abi na lion slap him?

See these ones below

PoliticsRe: Buhari: Political Developments In South Sudan Worry Me by calabardick(m): 4:33pm On Nov 29, 2016
Bubu, your ministry is growing

PoliticsRe: The Mercedes-benz Fayose Rode To Olukayode Stadium During His Swearing In 2014 by calabardick(m): 4:25pm On Nov 29, 2016
Chai, this guys madness no start today
CrimeRe: Lady Who Followed A Man To Hotel Bleeds Continuously After Sex - Facebook User by calabardick(m): 4:14pm On Nov 29, 2016
Lies everywhere

She deliberately and hungrily consumed the man's cucumber because of money, no one drugged her

Oloshio ntoooor tongue
CrimeRe: Lady Who Followed A Man To Hotel Bleeds Continuously After Sex - Facebook User by calabardick(m): 4:11pm On Nov 29, 2016
rottenPussy:
The man will soon start to build an OZUBULU mansion!

Say no to dlck.

My loyalty lies with CUCUMBER!!!
I have a factory fitted customized one here

TravelRe: FAAN Launches Lagos Airport Automated Car Park by calabardick(m): 4:00pm On Nov 29, 2016
Bloggers no get news again, na so so yeye Dem dey post. To proof that he faked the news, he refused to specify whether it's in MM1 or MM2

That car park is older than nairaland
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo's List Of Nigerians Going To Hell: Dogara, Maje, Emefiele, Magu by calabardick(m): 11:00pm On Nov 28, 2016
Damn

PoliticsRe: Buhari Plots Osinbajo’s Replacement With Kalu - The Point Newspaper Says by calabardick(m): 10:57pm On Nov 28, 2016
Keneking:
Atiku lost to Obasanjo?
Atiku lost to Yaradua?
Atiku lost to Jonathan?
Atiku lost to Buhari?
Leme ask prof tb who he will loose to this time
RomanceRe: What Does This Lady Really Mean? by calabardick(m): 10:50pm On Nov 28, 2016
Eddodoh:
A week ago, I met this lady and I expressed my love to her. Last Friday evening we talked on the phone and agreed that I would visit her on Saturday as she was going to be free from work.

On Saturday morning, I saw two missed calls from a strange number and I decided to call back, I learnt she's the one and I told her that I would be visiting as earlier scheduled. I visited but while chatting she told me that her phone fell down after we finished talking the day before and the screen got affected and no longer show callers identity. I advised her to take it for check up and probably repair.

The previous day being Sunday, we were together and somehow she brought the issue of the phone. I still maintained that she take it for repair and she said that she prefer HTC phones.
I looked and I asked her what she meant. She said that she has a HTC phone that has being with a phone engineer.

I asked for how long and she said that it's being there for almost 3months, she went further to inform me that the Engineer requested for 5k to fix something on the phone that she called Porsche, she also said that the battery got affected too. I asked her if the 5k includes battery replacement and workmanship, she said, no. I kept quiet but deep inside me, I wonder why her phone fell down recently instead of trying to fix it, she now want me to pay for another phone she claimed has being on repair for 3months.

Before I knew it she concluded that we can visit the Engineer today, Monday to know the progress and how to get the phone fix. She has being calling though I have told her that I am still in the office.

To me, I feel that she is up to something, this is someone I just hook up with and even though I have the money, I think that's not the best thing to do.


Your comment, opinion and suggestion is appreciated.
Here we go again....

Christianity EtcRe: A Live Alligator For Harvest Thanksgiving In Anglican Church, Warri (Photos) by calabardick(m): 4:27pm On Nov 28, 2016
YerYer:
What happened to chicken, bags of rice, yams and goat?
The guy Na hunter
Nairaland GeneralRe: Would You Wish Him RIP? (pix) by calabardick(op): 4:25pm On Nov 28, 2016
ReneeNuttall:
That must be a native doctor
grin grin

fistonati:
The soul may get to PURGATORY and have a turn around. Moreover, its between the soul, the soul deeds and GOD the MESSIAH.
Abeg wetin be purgatory
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie: 'Buhari Has Killed God-Fatherism In APC' by calabardick(m): 4:21pm On Nov 28, 2016
cowardSeun:
lol.... the opolo eyes don suffer pass king jaja of opobo.

The worst thing to befal a man is to tamper with his wife and authority
grin cheesy grin

HealthRe: A Lady After A Failed Body Enlargement (Graphic Pics) by calabardick(m): 4:05pm On Nov 28, 2016
This is call SHIFTING CULTIVATION tongue
PoliticsRe: Policemen Protest In Ondo Over Non-Payment Of Election Allowance by calabardick(m): 3:59pm On Nov 28, 2016
comshots:
Why buhari no dey like pay workers salary?
The daura monk is on his way to Damascus

Nairaland GeneralWould You Wish Him RIP? (pix) by calabardick(op): 3:50pm On Nov 28, 2016
This kinda person buried by masquerade,
- what is his fate?
- Would you wish him RIP?
- Will God receive his soul?
- Where do you think he'll spend his eternity?

RomanceRe: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by calabardick(m): 11:38am On Nov 28, 2016
Missmossy:
Girls and money though cheesy
Money makes them high

RomanceRe: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by calabardick(m): 9:53am On Nov 28, 2016
fellis:
Oghene bikor!

Abeg which kain lie be this one?
hahahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by calabardick(m): 9:52am On Nov 28, 2016
ObioratheBully:
huh
Or you can just give her money and skip all those steps..
money bro, no matter how bad your character is, even if you are their grandpa's age, as long as money is available you rock. I've seen many suffering and smiling. all they need is money, more money, much money and you are a small god for her

in their dictionary money means love, even if you like marry 10, no qualms.
Car TalkRe: Japanese Vs German Vs American Cars by calabardick(m): 9:49am On Nov 28, 2016
princetom1:
Thank you for this. Most people dont even know about pick ups. American loves pick up, and the likes of ford f-150 are some of the most rugged and never dissapointing vehicle on the road. And it sells like crazy in the US too
when i see people shouting Japs and German i shake my head, Nigerians love japs because it's economical and they think that their over-hyped German vehicles are still like before... American cars rock
Car TalkRe: Japanese Vs German Vs American Cars by calabardick(m): 9:44am On Nov 28, 2016
UrennaNkoli:
Japanese cars- Popularity, reliable , efficient [Hyundai Nissan]

German cars- Durability, strong , fast , efficient [BMW Audi]

American cars- Exotic, high class, large size and majorly SUVs [Chevrolet Ford]

Nigerian cars - grin [Innoson]
God bless you for remembering our own
PoliticsRe: Senate Drops Okoi Ofem Obono-Obla, Already Cleared Buhari’s NCC Nominee by calabardick(m): 9:37am On Nov 28, 2016
I don't blame them, I blame our leader, I blame the Daura monk, their shepherd.

I can see that he is on his way to Damascus, very soon he will have an encounter that will change his name forever

Christianity EtcRe: Zimbabwean Pastor Beaten After Impregnating His Follower (photos) by calabardick(m): 6:54pm On Nov 27, 2016
mytime24:
hahaha, try it later, e dey 4church tongue
I need the after-church anointing, that one will keep me rock and rolling cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Zimbabwean Pastor Beaten After Impregnating His Follower (photos) by calabardick(m): 6:07pm On Nov 27, 2016
mytime24:
zero8zero tell too too won fall 54 tree grin cheesy tongue
i love your coding, it's out of this world... the line is switched off
Car TalkRe: What Do You Do If Your Car Has No Custom Papers. by calabardick(m): 11:19am On Nov 27, 2016
dollyptunde:
.

It's just like u commit an offence and you reporting yourelf grin you know the consequence in naija huh
hahahahahaha
RomanceRe: Please How True Is This (pic) by calabardick(op): 10:46am On Nov 27, 2016
Diddyydiva:
cheesy
hi sweet, where do you get that from?
RomanceRe: Please How True Is This (pic) by calabardick(op): 10:41am On Nov 27, 2016
kheengjay:
#shouting ...... waiter! waiter bia give this correct guy 2 bottles E make brain die

RomanceRe: Please How True Is This (pic) by calabardick(op): 9:50am On Nov 27, 2016
SirJeffry:
Hehehe. My dad once jokingly advised my older cousin not to be friends with women until he was friends with a good number of bank managers and we all laughed about it but now that I'm grown, I know better.grin

Bro, those words are as true as your surname.grin
hahahahahahahhaha grin

RomanceRe: Please How True Is This (pic) by calabardick(op): 9:44am On Nov 27, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Same way I don't ask guys for gifts or money... If you want to get me anything its your choice and decision... Material things don't buy my love.

Now am even thinking of rejecting gifts from anyone totally. Learnt the hard way that some people can't just give without expecting back. cheesy

Now don't you think there are others like us out therewink smiley
there are, I have seen many, some will even give you the rules and regulations of the relationship. I worship such women....
are you truly one of them?
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Akeredolu Is Ondo Governor-Elect - Punch by calabardick(m): 9:42am On Nov 27, 2016
InyinyaAgbaOku:
Tinubu has been defeated, once again
another monk ordained by the daura monk under APC diocese

the arch bishop of the APC diocese Rt. Rev Tinubu is yet to create another diocese

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