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PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Drives A Combatant Car Manufactured By An Igbo Guy(pics) by calabardick(m): 10:20pm On Jul 25, 2017
Though I am not igbo, but I respect this tribe for their innovation and productivity.
whether you like it or not, they are the economic pillar of this country
PhonesRe: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by calabardick(m): 10:13pm On Jul 25, 2017
kallmemrB:
8k
windows 8 or 10?
your location please
PoliticsRe: Wike Drives A Bulldozer As He Flags Off Road Construction (Photos) by calabardick(m): 10:11pm On Jul 25, 2017
please that is not a BULLDOZER, it's a Track Excavator
PoliticsRe: Sagay Blasts Fayose: He Is An Irresponsible Clown, An Embarrassment To Nigeria by calabardick(m): 9:53pm On Jul 25, 2017
pauljumbo:
Why most of the president staff insultive

No more decorum in the presidency

This same man insults Jonathan
look at his face, he resembles a roughly abuse puzzy
TravelRe: A Car On Highway With A Rear Tyre Missing (Photos) by calabardick(m): 9:41pm On Jul 25, 2017
Lies! lies!! lies!!!
this is a post from from the descendant of Lie Mohamed, God dey watch una for this country, continue with your cheap lies

as soon as the tire is out the hub wit the caliper and break disc drops down instantly
PhonesRe: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by calabardick(m): 9:19pm On Jul 25, 2017
kallmemrB:
faulty lumia 535 for sale...has touch screen crack and a lil
screen prob but working perfectly
how much?
AutosRe: Dear Sir/ma Buy Your Europe/American Clean and cheap Car From Cotonou by calabardick(m): 1:18pm On Jul 14, 2017
how much will this van cost
2010 Chevrolet Express Passenger LT 3500 Extended Passenger Van

AutosRe: Make Your Choice Of Cars,buses And Truck From Cotonu Using Ckcarmat by calabardick(m): 1:17pm On Jul 14, 2017
How much will this cost
2010 Chevrolet Express Passenger LT 3500 Extended Passenger Van

TravelRe: Top 10 Important Road Safety Tips From FRSC by calabardick(m): 3:48pm On Jul 03, 2017
BetaThings:
Don't do that when leaving or going to MMA International
There is a racket and the fine goes into a private company account - Michika Ltd
those guys are demons, dem no go die better
I pack in one of the bus stops to answer call, suddenly they hijacked my car and demanded for 10k500, I paid them but eeeno go better for them
RomanceRe: Promiscuity Of Some Single Moms by calabardick(m): 8:02am On Jun 23, 2017
nana228:
No, most of them did not keep their first pregnancy to draw public sympathy, they kept it because they were either not "wise" enough to have an abortion or they had a conscience thing going on. However, pregnancy and having a baby outside wedlock in a society like Nigeria changed them. It is a very difficult position, They saw that the hypocrisy was too much (same people that are anti abortion also shame unmarried moms), they are constantly shamed and it's better not to have another child outside wedlock.

Does it mean that most unmarried girls have not had series of abortions? They are just "wise" enough to have an abortion and not become single moms.
100% on point
CrimeRe: How We Became Members Of Evans Notorious Kidnap Gang” – Gang Members Confess by calabardick(m): 7:46am On Jun 23, 2017
i think nollywood should develop a script with this evans story
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Battle Police On Falae’s Farm by calabardick(m): 7:26am On Jun 23, 2017
Kdon2:
And that foolish osinbajo will continue to say nigeria must remain one when an ethnic group is above the law and uncheckable with their delusionary right to anything! Shame on all those who still want nigeria to remain together.
Nigeria is a scam
TravelRe: How Do I Apply Fora Nigerian International Passport by calabardick(m): 7:43am On Jun 09, 2017
BlessedHay:
Hi fellas, afternoon going though the information on the NIS website, in forced to think the procurement of an international passport will be a taskful one, any one with personal experience of acquiring the international passport by his or her self should kindly suggest if the process is smooth sailing and if it is, should I proceed with the do it my self or I should head over to the NIS office?
My brother, this is what I am searching for. the process there is too much. What about the cost?
Nairaland GeneralRe: LASG CCTV Van Stuck On Electricity Cables At Abule Egba (photos) by calabardick(m): 4:56pm On May 31, 2017
untrained fooooools, why should he be driving when the camera has been launched?
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom To Import 2000 Cows From Mexico by calabardick(m): 10:50am On May 04, 2017
juman:
Talk is cheap.

Where are those governors that were shouting about agriculture before?

They are no where to be found
have you ever heard of campaign after election?
Christianity EtcRe: MFM Members Pray To Quench Fire In A Burning Building (Pics, Video) by calabardick(m): 10:43am On May 04, 2017
ekefre4:
Op is right. We spiritualise(if there is a word like that)everything in this country. Had it been prayers fix a nation we would have been better than U.S or u.K by now. Any small thing pray for Nigeria. They loot money now people will say pray for nigeria instead of arresting the culprits. Boko Haram pray for Nigeria instead of wiping out the idiots. Its people like you and those ones praying there that is the problem of this Nation.
excuse me, how am i a problem to this error called nigeria? you as the judge what is your contribution towards the growth of nigeria?
why should i pray for nigeria?
a divided nation: no unity, tribalism, discrimination, victimization, oppression, corruption, etc.
sorry, the last thing i can ever do is to pray for nigeria. nigeria is an evil forest ruled by monsters, the strong feed on the weak.

#fvcknaija
PoliticsBREAKING NEWS! Udom Emmanuel To Import 2,000 Cows From Mexico by calabardick(op): 10:34am On May 04, 2017
News

Akwa Ibom State Governor, Udom Emmanuel, says his administration will establish a ranch in Uruan area of the state that would accommodate about 2,000 cows to be imported from Mexico.

He said this yesterday at the flag off of an improved cassava stem plantation with the aim of crashing the price of garri.

The governor explained that the cow importation was to ensure fresh milk for Akwa Ibom people as against evaporated milk.

“Fresh milk is more nutritious and will enhance good health and growth among the people of the state,” he said.

“Our consultants are working hard to get the projects started”.

The cassava plantation, located in the Okobo Local Government Area of the state, is a pet project of his wife, Mrs Martha Udom Emmanuel.

The governor said he was putting in place a framework that would ensure “we can actually turn around and feed ourselves,” saying agriculture remains the highest employer of labour.

Mrs Emmanuel had earlier said that the project was in line with her husband’s initiative of returning people to the farm.

She thanked the Ikono -Offi/Nsie community for providing land for the project and assured that with the project.
Christianity EtcRe: MFM Members Pray To Quench Fire In A Burning Building (Pics, Video) by calabardick(m): 6:29pm On Apr 28, 2017
the op smoked dry skunk, as for the calabar man called Ubong Kingsley-Udoh who shared the video, I have a word for him
RomanceRe: Is It A Crime To Ask A Naija Babe "Have You Eaten"? by calabardick(op): 6:21pm On Apr 28, 2017
solasolasola:
You are forgiven. Go, sin no more.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
AdvertsRe: GSM Quad Band Fixed Wireless Cellular Terminal For Panasonic Intercom by calabardick(m): 6:16pm On Apr 28, 2017
ahmedpbx:
GSM Quad band Fixed Wireless Cellular Terminal For Panasonic Intercom | Alarm System
I am interested in this product, is it still available?
RomanceRe: Is It A Crime To Ask A Naija Babe "Have You Eaten"? by calabardick(op): 4:39pm On Apr 25, 2017
solasolasola:
TrapQueen77, you'll agree with me that this guy is a base plagiarist! Despite his SINS, we should forgive him.
hei, don't fvck around with me grin grin cheesy
CrimeRe: Man Rescued From 160ft Well In Lagos (Photos) by calabardick(m): 4:36pm On Apr 25, 2017
another drunkard saved from self-destruction, damn!
RomanceRe: Is It A Crime To Ask A Naija Babe "Have You Eaten"? by calabardick(op): 4:34pm On Apr 25, 2017
calabardick:
So we can't ask girls... 'HAVE U EATEN'? In Nigeria again?
Just met with ma old tym friend today on Facebook and just wanted to look caring, this is what I've in our conversation;

Me: Have you eaten?

Girl: Nope.. I am broke.. Don't even have food stuff.. Right now.. I Borrowed my friend's phone to chat with u.. No money to fix my phone.. N my school fee sef. I used It To do a business and they cheated me.. I don't know how to get the money back.. All my friends that I trust.. Disappointed me.. And my body is doing me somehow.. I hate sickness. Especially when I am broke.. And my landlord is on my neck.. But I have raise half of my rent.. Still looking for who will help me with half.. I hate this life.. N I don't want to disturb my parents.. For money.. I know we not too close and I don't want to look like I am a beggar but I really need help now.. Anything u can send.. Will send my account number to u now.. Or I can come for the weekend if u send t.p

Me: Chai.. Babe.. I just ask if u don chop o.. I didn't ask what the problem of your generation is.... No vex.. NA ME LOOK FOR TROUBLE
na which kind wahala be this?
RomanceIs It A Crime To Ask A Naija Babe "Have You Eaten"? by calabardick(op): 4:31pm On Apr 25, 2017
So we can't ask girls... 'HAVE U EATEN'? In Nigeria again?
Just met with ma old tym friend today on Facebook and just wanted to look caring, this is what I've in our conversation;

Me: Have you eaten?

Girl: Nope.. I am broke.. Don't even have food stuff.. Right now.. I Borrowed my friend's phone to chat with u.. No money to fix my phone.. N my school fee sef. I used It To do a business and they cheated me.. I don't know how to get the money back.. All my friends that I trust.. Disappointed me.. And my body is doing me somehow.. I hate sickness. Especially when I am broke.. And my landlord is on my neck.. But I have raise half of my rent.. Still looking for who will help me with half.. I hate this life.. N I don't want to disturb my parents.. For money.. I know we not too close and I don't want to look like I am a beggar but I really need help now.. Anything u can send.. Will send my account number to u now.. Or I can come for the weekend if u send t.p

Me: Chai.. Babe.. I just ask if u don chop o.. I didn't ask what the problem of your generation is.... No vex.. NA ME LOOK FOR TROUBLE
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan's WAEC & GCE Results Shared By Reno Omokri (Photo) by calabardick(m): 2:48pm On Apr 02, 2017
Can we see the scanned copy?
FoodRe: Recipe: How To Prepare Nigerian Afang Soup by calabardick(m): 3:53am On Mar 15, 2017
Jerryojozy:
Afang soup my favorite. Akwa Ibom ayaya! Aboikpa ayaya!

Genius J
Akparawa
AutosRe: (duke)mitsubishi L300 Spacebus Pimped For 499k by calabardick(m): 3:34am On Mar 15, 2017
duke1:
manual,a/c,neat interior and exterior,sound engine for travelling,non accidented.and more call duke plz call 08182055586,07031329766 preferrably,no texting plz cos wouldnt reply,thank you
Is it still available?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Crazy/Hilarious Nairaland Moniker. by calabardick(m): 7:42pm On Feb 02, 2017
dikeigbo2:
Paulkillerman,
Amunkita,
Calabardick,
Deaf and Dumb,
kilode naw?
nsido?
Okini?
PoliticsThe Gospel According To The Book Of APC by calabardick(op): 9:07pm On Jan 23, 2017
APC 1:1-16

Our Reading For Today Is Taken From The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 16....

1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president
under whose hand they were mightily oppressed.

2. Before he ascended the throne, he made them hope, with all manner of promises,
that he would bring them to the promised land before the coming year began.

3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew restless with their good condition, and sorely
vexed the president under whose hand they had prospered, so that he would not have the office of the president again, but rather resented it.

4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid siege to the north, and slew of the people three and twenty thousand, intending to set up a kingdom which would be ruled by Islam.
.
5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust him out of the throne, and made Buhari president in his stead.

6. Buhari was two-score and twelve years old when he began to reign. He reigned one and a half years in Nigeria, and the land became impoverished under
him and the hausites, the igbolites and yorubites began murmuring against the President.

7. But the President continued to persecute also a few of the people, accusing them and casting them into prison. Thus, the opposition was subdued, the people could not find bread and rice to eat and there was hunger in the land.

8. And the end became uncertain as there was
wailing and gnashing of teeth and as soon as the president heard this he began to travel around d the world and in the middle of his reign he launched a campaign to say to the people "Change begins with you.

9. And in those days, there came a disagreement between the president and his household. And the woman of his 'old age (not youth)' chastised him in a proverb saying 'he who the gods want to remove from position he first makes deaf', as he no longer listens to her.

10. In response to her, while in a far away land with the Germanites, he rebuked her and reminded her of her duties as a wife, saying "while he belongs to everybody and nobody, 'she belongs to the kitchen, the living room and the other room'".

11. And these sentences caused
uproar and division in the land, which greatly caused division in the land among its inhabitants..

12 Tell it not in Germany. Tell it not in the streets of Abuja, how art the mighty fallen? Knoweth thou not that Sai Buhari has goofed and it's now "to your tents oh Nigerians!

13. And it came to pass, the eleventh month in the year twenty fifteen, that the LORD sent forth an Ideology through the Son of Sergey, the Russianite whose name was Mavrodi.

14. For he shalt take the people out of slavery and deliver them out of poverty through that Ideology called MMM.

15. CBNites and SECnites shall gang up and fight against thee but thou shalt conquer.

16. And for ye thou follow MMM, thou shalt be safe and be delivered from slavery and poverty. Amen.
CareerRe: Photos Of A Female Painter In Akwa Ibom by calabardick(m): 6:06pm On Jan 23, 2017
zoba88:
Her recent job was Akwa Ibom stadium.You know how much that alone cost?
I don't think anyone force you to be a blogger. your level of lies would make Lie Muhamed cut cap for you.

Which akwa Ibom Stadium was she awarded a contract? mugu lair.


look elsewhere for your lies

the lady in the picture is doing a POP job
RomanceRe: Don't Taste Other People's Partner If Yours Is Untouchable - Bamisepeters' Blog by calabardick(m): 4:32am On Jan 07, 2017
talkavenue:
This is just like eating other meals outside during the day and reserving the one at home for the night. It wouldn't be an issue if only the cook at home would be okay with it.


Well, OP. For us wey no get partner yet. We can keep sampling other people's partner that gives it to us freely. grin grin
........ and benevolently
BusinessRe: Vehicles Trapped At Nation’s Borders As Import Ban Begins by calabardick(m): 5:46pm On Jan 06, 2017
this is why I say that president bubu is a buffalo

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