₦airaland Forum

Why bring your past to your future?

bakynes:
I swear have looked at this world critically, we give women too much attention. Why must everything be about them. Everything we do as men is to please women am like why the fuxk did God have to create men with so much high urge for sex. These women know these things that's why they do to us as they like.

Oga please if you can find another lady to have sex please do and let your wife know you getting it real good outside.

Fuxk this women.

Really good broda

But sometimes I wonder why they are denying us access to the hole they didn't dig, what's their problem? They should give us benevolently, no skin pains.

But by way, it's as if the op belongs to the cucumber-size club.

Stricker321:
I am so confused right now. My wife cannot cope with my demands in the bedroom.

She has asked me to select only two days in a week when we can have sex. I am so confused and worried right now because I don't want to go after other women.


I have tried all I can to ask her to take a second look at this decision because it does not work well for me at all but she has refused.


Anytime I try to approach her outside those two days she does not allow and I end up going to work frustrated the next day.


God help me.

And what do you want here?

By the way, when you were dating her was refreshment always scheduled? Or are you one of the victims of no refreshment before marriage?

You're his baby mam, He's your guy, your boyfriend, not your husband so you have the right to remain silent or else carry your cheap body and go

Why should you even born for him when you're not legally married?

Baby mamas everywhere. Damn!

MzMercie:
More than house of commotion, change the change >

Buhari is like....

this is getting serious

The Lagos State Emergency Management Agency has released an urgent and important announcement to MMM members and the general public.

Following the alleged rumour that the ponzi scheme, MMM has suspended accounts of its members, the Lagos State Emergency Management Agency has sounded a warning to all Nigerians and MMM participants to ensure that they dial 112 if any one attempts to commit suicide over the news.

LASEMA made the plea on its Twitter page while creating awareness as it cautioned that suicide rates may increase in Lagos, due to the fact that MMM Nigeria has frozen its members account for one month.

All these fishers of money businessmen seeking for titles and yet they claim to be followers of Jesus.

Fvck satan

Hellrufy is growing hair-wire, he's suffering from brainiac anxiety

Hope this is not Ernest Inyang?

Zoharariel:
Yahweh and his 10,000 angels should have prevented the building from collapsing.

Afterall, It is written in Psalm 91:

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

Well, “the shadow of the Almighty” just sent hundreds of gullible worshippers to their early graves in Uyo yesterday.

Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Yes, we saw how Yahweh delivered his children into the mouth of the fowler yesterday in Uyo.

Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

Unfortunately, the arrow that struck those worshippers yesterday was dead-on accurate.

Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Yes, you guessed right! The tragic event occurred at noonday - and Yahweh couldn't do jack about it

A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Well, 876kg iron-bars & stanchions fell on the victims' heads yesterday in Uyo - and the result was instantaneous death.

Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

Nonsense! Tell that to the corpses of the victims.

Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

Well, aside from the boko-haram carnage that has been ravaging the habitations of Yahweh in Borno, this is the 2nd-time the habitation of Yahweh is collapsing & killing his brainwashed & gullible congregants since the T.B Joshua's building collapse.

There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

Newsflash: Evil befell your children in Uyo yesterday. Is there any evil worse than being killed by stanchions & iron-bars?

For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

The angels must have been sleeping or drinking ogogoro when the tragedy struck in Uyo.

They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Yes, we saw how the angels ferried their copses into the mortuary.

Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

You don't have to go far, I will accompany you to the Kano Zoo in Kano State where you can trample upon the lion cubs live on camera and see what becomes of you.

Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

Those poor souls who died yesterday must have forgotten your name.

He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Wait! You mean the woman whose head was shattered by a (73kg x 12metres = 876kg) iron-bar went to that church to call upon Satan?

With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

Yes, u're right. Those victims are still alive in your 400-bedroom mansion in heaven - Oloshiii!


***As for the brain-dead media aide who says affliction shall never rise a 2nd time, well - I will be quick to remind him when it happens again.

You are a confirmed comedian, Hahahahahahahaha

CoolFreeday:
Are these people really Christian? They're just using Christianity to deceive those that want to be deceive.
Can they defend themselves? Only God is the true saviour.

FFK and co, please don't bring hatred and violence to the Church. Our arm is the word of God not gun. Ephesians 6:10-20.

Luke 22:36 says .....Then he said to them, "But now, the person who has a wallet and a traveling bag should take them along. The person who doesn't have a sword should sell his coat and buy one.

The man is right, but it's by choice, as for me, my territory na cross and die, abokii no fit carry cattle enter there except muhamed has signed your dead warrant

duzz:
one of my clients have 15 new Luxury buses with with 59 site configuration with full AC all new with option of Diesel or LPG fuel at $85,000 each if you are interested send me an email so that I will let him contact you direct matheworama@gmail.com

i am interested in this

PMBNG:
Buhari is this how you are going to kill corruption? Dey there dey deceive  yaself
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Lalasticlala, sarrki u dey see am?‎

Naija is a comedy film

ephi123:
What kind of title is this? "Nairalander Enjoys Life With His Cows. Sits On One & Pets The Other"

The creator of the post titled it Benefits Of Rearing Animals(my Farm And I) which makes more sense.

The op smoked dried animal dunk, while the mod that made it fp is high on dried tomatoes leaf

solid3:
Nigerian president in the making.

Keep it up.

Is Nigerian presidential seat reserved for cattle rarer?

We're not yet through with the error we voted into seat you're already anointing another one

goingape1:
wait make you enter 33 and above when nobody dey come smell your side, your body go tell you


now you have numerous choice coming your way but you yourself are feeling proud or rather stupidity.

THE PROBLEM WITH GORILLAS IS THAT THEY DONT THINK.

It's stupidity, I wonder why all these citizens of cucumber republic reasons with their pvssy

desquad:
you can ask me again ,,, come lemme finish your heart completely


[b]TEAM FŪCK BOYS!!! [/b]

Operation break and scatter

The kind of demons that came with this present government has no element of pity.

From inception of this government it's either one bad news or the other, strange things happening everyday. Even the heavens are angry to the extent of Nigeria having eclipse

I think bubu needs a baptism by immersion

saintmark88:
I have told u, what u need is dick in ur life...........u need a guy with a larger pennis than ur boyfriends Pennis to reset ur brain

Or maybe a night in the cucumber republic can change her life

The rod of the wicked is upon Nigeria

King Pharaoh

Bourdex telecom

Yawa don ghas

rawpadgin:
I must not o but I have never been inlove till i met her

Okay, you just have to be careful, in your findings, be prayerful too, except you believe in divorce. If you want to marry her, don't take anything for granted, don't overlook or ignore anything you are not comfortable with

rawpadgin:
am planning to propose next year but her attitude right now is really suspicious

there is need to know the kinda woman i planned to marry

Must you marry her?

Bigajeff:
Bloggers can post meaningful topic in relevant section and add link to your website. please don't spam. Spam dog is watching your IP

Like this

Kassidy90:
Bros make we hear word, chosen or no chosen, Christian or Muslim, Traditionalist or Atheist.. Na God they protect everyone..

Abeg forget that chosen marketer, he's doing what his chosen father sent him

vchykp:
so you mean this men carried all those weapon i see in the picture just to go and rape girls?.. FABU is becoming a normal thing on NL





##rubbishMEHN##

That picture has nothing to do with the news, the caliber of weapons in that picture are handled by militants or bank robbers.

Bigajeff:
What do you think about this innovation? Keke Napep or Marwa with full air conditioner option. hit or miss?

Am interested in this

rottenPussy:
Thank you. But I prefer the one from my plantation.

you can keep that for you wife till when you grow old, winks #kidding-nopun

Ah dear, my wife?
She may not use it because we will grow old together. In addition, she's not from the cucumber republic, so she may not know how to use it

So you have the plantation already?

I don't really understand what is happening in this country.

- Operation thunderbolt
- Operation crocodile smile
- Operation python dance
and yet none is working
Very soon we'll here navy launch operation bubu run.

Na who dey do Nigeria this kind thing?