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looking at the present situation in d country d man is walking confidently,at least i try pass this change

I force her to suck my dicke

Zombie,Afonja,wailers,vaseline crew,friendzone,ipob,5%,95%, come in and rep ur group,proudly 5% and vaseline crew.

GentleNaaz:
August 31, 2016.
That is if and only if there will be no further postponement.

ok tanks verymuch bro,but the website has not open

Please i need information on the closing date of the npower application registration

Guy ur in between a deep blue sea,and d lion,and ur hearding to the dreaded zone,but d goodnews is u can turn things around if u are a bad as niger like me,just agree with her n invite her to ur house n buy her drink,chart with her til it get dark and start to initiate sex,tel her u cant control urself again because of her beuty,then try romance wether she agree or not.she go feel ur falz d bad guy n fall 4 ya,if she vex go so be it cus she go stil return beging,d love dy her heart now,if d lov go out,bro she go send u to go colect charger 4 her boyfriend house

moment of silent for our brother on friendzone,ur like a brother to her,i belive she told u that,abi na lie

This is mine,"if i catch this one this night, all this her yanga go stop" over to you,roll the tengele.

jm

No be u tell ur friend say u dey like me?

y u come they cry here,na because say i play smal with u for that place make u tink am into u?i know ur type,u go stil end up sucking my ddick

Land for sell

That moment when u see 1 miss call on your phone, and u use ur last 100 naira to buy card ,especting the caller was one of the girl who turn u down and later change her mind, and decided to call u with unknown number,as u load the card,airtel remove it for the one u borowed previously,and u decide to borow again,u now relax to dial the number only to listen to olamide with a mesage from airtel

jaybillionaire:
hhahahahahahahah baba na u fyn pass walahi. U com get Don jazzy tins again ... he hehehe I lov ur type mehn. Caleb Kosoko, nice knowing u.

which don jazy tin be dat?

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LordScent:
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My guy, where have you been.... Sure thing, na you handsome pass

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guy e no easy for ur man,av been busy this days,but i wil be back soon and steady ,long tym

here is calebosko

He is smart,inteligent, and cute,he does'nt love show up,thats why he didnt contest for mr nairaland,had it been he did contest,he would have stood out above all, stand up for the hotest guy here..... Mr Calebosko

chei

VellyG:
Udom is a failure .. Am just disappointed. I cant remember the last time i saw a thread here about development in uyo

yes bro,i thought am d only one

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from 4th grade Principal: What is 3+3 Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6 Boy: 12 The boy got all questions right. The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to 4th grade immediately. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 Boy: Legs Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have Boy: pockets Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky (The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge) Boy: Bubble gum Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do Boy: Tent (The principal was looking restless) Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first Boy: Wedding ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, i drip. When you blow me,you feel good Boy: Nose Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Boy: Arrow Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand Boy: Fork Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage Boy: surname Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send this BLOODY boy to the University...ev en myself got all answers wrong

Nigerians made a terible mistake at the last election,for voting wrong candidate both at governor and presidential level(buhari),especially governor udom of akwaibom state,dude is very stingy,using akwaibom money to build sky sckleper at home,wish akpabio can return to govern akwaibom,akpabio and jonathan we mis u

am in love with 5 girls and i dont want to loos any of them, Esther,Deborah,Christiana,Faith,and Emem,and i love them equally,but am afraid if something is wrong with me,guys am i alone?or is it natural?.pls help am confuse

dont come back without the gold,or its coruption to spent all d money for preparation

lets roll,bald or afro,punck,gallas etc,which is ur favourite

do u mean i should get back to all my 54 ex?were wil i get place to pack them?

udom is a scam,udom out,akpabio come back

Militant1:
You'd be a dicktator

but this isues are nigerian problem

if i have the chance to be the president of this contry.three things will be compulsory,1.if you have more than 3 cars,3 children,3 houses,you will have to pay a huge some of money for tax. 2. You must own a farm.3.i will aprove jungle justice for all ofence except pety thief,and scrap out court,so there will be no way court wil serve as a hiding place for corupt politiciance,and lastly no more poligamy and double dating. What will you do?

lalasticala

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real