Ramires still celebrating the goal, can someone please tell him that it was a disallowed goal Kikikikikiki

that moment when a popular girl is pregnant in the hood and all the guys be like

i saw this photo of a little boy,and i decide to post it here,caption this photo,





do u tink he stand a chance, or we should leave the post to his grand father

caler tune,helo naija for real

Am droping my album this august, with Def jam record, track list 1.maze ft jessica mauboy, 2.the matrimony ft Wale, 3,spacebound ft eminem, 3,no love ft august alsina, 4.last chance ft niky minaj, 5.supermodel ft jason derulo 6. Flying solo ft crist brown 7.stay up ft usher raymond, 8.boom boom ft trey songs, 9.i need ft TGT 10.hrt want what it want ft selena gomes, 11.broken ft wiz khalifa n rick rose, album lunch live in florida U.S.A

u ar very stupid (no ofence)so what was he doin all this while,for ur mind u realy lov ur husband,if they ask u to wait til u get marry bfore u lost ur virginity u wil say u cant stay without big dig

cant stop laughing

Neduzze5:
Goodness me!!
Really shocked. Was her mum hotter than her or something?
Men can be such arse.holes!

men was fhucking hiself,shey no be woman

FruityLass:
Well,

I have 2packs already
Must reach 4pack4 before December
I love been fit.

post ur two packs make we see,make sure bweast show smal,u never know u fit help a niga use versline

Pavore9:
Sweet mother. We will always be our mother's babies!

yes bro,them girls like it or not

yestaday when i enter anambra,i see as
boys they hustle they do press up and jiming
for 6 packs and i wonder if them
they use am colect money for bank,since
were i get 6 pack i dont see any gain, some
people even think say na hungry cus am,
so i tink d attention given to 6 packs this
days does not worth it, do girls realy love it, girls and guys let get ur opinion

LADYARIK:
Warisdis

looking @ ur profile pics,i dont tink my dickk can even stand even if ur neked,and ur here to form fine gal

Gurgle:
You look good

tanks dear

sinestro24:
[size=15pt]fine boy, 6 packs no pimple.

dont mind the haters, if they vex too much make them upload their own [/size]

tanks very much bro

Sommyangel:
Omg, u look so hot swtie.. Don't mind haters

tanks u dear,

rate my packs

An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver, "driver, if you reach Benin tell me o! The driver nodded and then she shouted again "my children, una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded ''Yes, mama". On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request. After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about 4hours behind, the old woman asked, " driver, you never reach Benin?" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama Benin, is like 4 hours behind us". "Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, "take me back to Benin, abeg I no wan wahala o!" Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out 2 tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said, " Thank you my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of Panadol. I don take am. Oya make we dey go Lagos... Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

Someone asked me if its okay to allow his girlfriend to have a male best friend. Well this is what i have to say: First, you should know what being a BFF requires 1) A best friend is someone you love and cherish 2)Someone you show your vulnerable part to 3) Someone you can share secrets with, personal stuffs only you know about 4) Someone you share each others problems with, just so you don't have to go through it alone. 5) Someone you have close ties with, and don't want to hurt. 6) BF (Boy friend, or to make it sound good, he could be her best friend); BFF (Best friends "forever" There are many more definitions to "best friend", but i'll end at just six. But so far, closely examining those key-sentence definitions, whats the difference between your man and another guy who qualifies those favors?. Oh, the difference is that your guy is your "Boyfriend", and he's your best friend?..But is your guy not supposed to be your best friend too? Do not be deceived, the moment a woman starts confiding in any other man outside her man, she gets attached emotionally to this person (The heart is treacherous, and a woman's heart is sensitively treacherous) . And of course, as a best friend, she should hang out with him more often, i mean, what are friends for?..And of course, what makes love grow is the more quality time you spend with your partner. (in this case which happens to be your "so called" best friend with no strings attached. Another point to note is this , in the word BFF, the last F stands for forever, and who are you supposed to spend forever with?.. your man or your male bff? When misunderstandings arise with the bff, some girls say its easy to work out, and not end. Why can't you channel this energy to your man?..Is your man not meant to be the one you work things out with, rather than break up?...at this point, do you notice the preference she gives this bff? Now, it gets to this point where you want to hang out with her, and her male bff wants to come along. This is her best friend (who happens to be male), the point is, she doesn't want to hurt her friend, so she insist he comes, if you being her boy friend declines, it means you hate her friend, and 'they'll' start avoiding you, making sure the bff isn't around when you are around...she starts sharing time. When the "bff" is sick, she's there to take care of him and likely feed him, giving him the tenderness that you (the bf) deserve. Women are moved by how you make them feel, if she feels this comfortable about a certain guy who happens to be her male bestie, then she has feelings for 'Two' guys. Its like the taste you have for apples and oranges, they have different taste, but you like them both, you enjoy them both, you can't banish any, because you like them differently. Decide now!!! Do not be fooled, majority of girls share intimacy with the people they have feelings for right?, after all, this guys earned it..now does she have feelings for her bff? the feelings just described above? Do not confuse it, its not a brotherly feeling, because most of them won't change/or pull off their cloths in front of their brothers, some wont even take care of their sick brothers, so the bff feelings is quite different. Note, if for anything she's asked to chose a guy she will like to date if you incidentally left her, guess who she'll chose? *wink*. Or ask her if its okay if you had a female bff too..lol Do not risk your relationships, if she's looking for a bff other than you, don't save her... Let her go after bff's, she isn't respecting you or taking you seriously, because obviously, if you were in a "serious" marriage, she won't look outside. Moreover, why will she want to have a bff when you should be one?. Have you ever seen a guy sitting with his girl while she's holding hands with another guy?

Happy anniversary to anyone who had an Ebola salt bath last year, 2day made it one year for bathing with salt water which will all believe that it's d cure for Ebola virus..

its adviceable to do the dna test now, because girls wikedness is coupled with ignorance,av head about this issue so many time especially in akwaibom,were your wife wil get pregnant for somone else, and count it on you,as for me no mater how much i lov my wife i wil av to do the test on my child because women are not to be trusted

MENSTRUATION TESTIMONY During church service this 16 year old pastor's daughter stood up and said, "Praise the Lord!". Everybody happily responded, "Halleluyah". She continued, "since my tender age of 13, I've really been experiencing monthly period with so much pain. But now, after a series of Bible Studies and prayers with brother Prince, our Sunday School teacher in his house, my monthly periods have ceased for more than 3 months now; no more painful mensturation. You can see I am even getting fatter and prettier. Praise the Lord!" The pastor fainted. Don't laugh plz............ .........

Most times when we walk into big malls,
boutiques, supermarkets, we never
question their prices. We pay exactly what
we see on the price tags and even hand
out tips to the staff. But the moment we
are out of these shops and want tobuy
banana, our bargaining game gets off to
the roof. . Poor widow with 12 hungry
children at home tells you banana is N100.
She even takes out her time to explain
how difficult it wasfor her to even buy it,
how the economy is so tough. But we
insist that if it's not N50, we are not
paying. Some of us even step back into our
cars and make to drive away. . But because
'half bread is better chin chin', this woman
is forced to call you back and sell to you at
little or no gain. In her heart, she cries,
she's worried about how she'll survive
with her children. She silently reassures
herself that 'It's well. God will definitely
provide.'' While you happily chop the
luscious banana. . Take some seconds out
and think about this, guys. Please don't
bargain hard with small vendors like this.
They do business not to buy designer
bags, Gucci shoes but to LIVE and EAT!
Have a luvly week ahead.

INTROVERT:
how does a pose translate to a better NIGERIA

see as u dey fast like obama beast

i tink ill go for 1.GEJ, 2.yaraduah,3.PMB, 4.OBJ, your rating...

Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices. We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff. But the moment we are out of these shops and want tobuy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof. . Poor widow with 12 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it wasfor her to even buy it, how the economy is so tough. But we insist that if it's not N50, we are not paying. Some of us even step back into our cars and make to drive away. . But because 'half bread is better chin chin', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain. In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well. God will definitely provide.'' While you happily chop the luscious banana. . Take some seconds out and think about this, guys. Please don't bargain hard with small vendors like this. They do business not to buy designer bags, Gucci shoes but to LIVE and EAT! Have a luvly week ahead.

Ermm, guys I just saw this on facebook and decided to share it here. I feel its a lie though, but the images makes it more convincing. even though pictures lie these days. the report goes like this >> A human like “Angel” has fallen out of the skies over London. The extremely human like creature with what seems to be “angel” wings as arms appears to have fallen from the sky at around 1:50pm this afternoon. See more photos after the cut The ‘Angel’ like creature was quickly rushed away by what seemed to be undercover police officers dressed in suits and sunglasses, resembling the characters in the hit movie Men in Black. It comes just hours before NASA announced finding ‘Earth 2.0′ the most habitable planet ever discovered. All a little freaky if you ask me.. Do you think its real or a fabricated story?

before i even open the tread i knew that money is involed,that d guy got more money than the husband to d woman

MhizDeedy:
since they re broke, dere is no need taking a lady out on a date, he should just invite her home, cook whatever he can, put movies for them to watch nd gist with her, if she's not ok with that then kick her out Shikena

All these suffering nd embarrassment just to please a lady? Na wa

God bless u,u go liv long,u be beta girl

Beautiful,men dont always forget who make them who they are its only girls dat dont luk back,



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