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Or y nff should be tanks for olisehs resingnation

my long awaited top ten songs of the year is here, mostly RNB n POP, 11.happy day-by patoranking, 10.make it easy-Neyo, 9.what do you mean-justin bieber, 8.stick around-Akon ft matoma, 7.bed peace-Jhene Aiko, 6.sorry-rick rose ft christ brown, 5.try me-jason derulo, 4.Enchanted-Taylor swift, 3rd.see you again-wiz khallifer, 2nd.hello-Adele, best song of the year. The matrimony-wale ft usher so nairaland what is ur best ten for the year

pls pals pardon me on this headline, i really nee help on glo dance with peter show Episode 6,pls what is the name of the last theme song on the show,the raper"s voice seems like it was MI abaga,pls i need the name of the song,i want to download it, the corus was like "year year hip hop hip hop,"

av been blessed more than av been curse but av seen no benefit

selfie emir,political emir not a royal father

mine was noting to write home about,my croush did somting wrong and they gave her purnishment,they gave her a very big portion of grass to cut, and that no one should help her, i wanted to form a hero and later went in the evening to help her cut d grass when everyone was gone, d next day, i dont know if she bost to her friend that i help her,and it get to the teacher"s ear, so the teacher came to our class and brought me out, n start to flog me, he said that he wil only stop when i cry, as a big boy wey i be, and plenty girls in the class, 2 shine d cane was even beta than to cry, so i maintain and he flog me upto 20 in one hand, and he began to pity,cus he saw my eyes turning red even dou i didnt cry,i later left the room and pour out cry and tears alone, when i left home it took my sister two days to revive my hand with hot water and salt, but stil i was on friend zone with d girl since she had a guy outside scul

if they put their house together,they wil win d next election,APC is a disgrace to manhood, bokoharam stil bombing,nothing change instead geting worst

ammyluv2002:
Seriously, na only me no care about six packs? As in I'm not moved

u ar not a hot chick or u dey count urself put for number of chiks,ur just and average vilage babe

ye

Lwkm Shared!!!!!! I was watching one American movie yesterday evening with my daddy and mummy,as we were watching the movie,a young boy of my age started romancing his Girlfriend,they kiss each other and when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, ( i looked straight to my daddy and notice that his eyes had changed, then all my eyes went straight to the video) Even tho I know my dad wanted me 2 leave d palour at once..I didn't care they were still kissing. then when they both fell on the bed near them (i knew something is going to happen) and the guy was about to open the girl's bra... (dis tym my dad couldn't tolerate my continuous presence anymore) MY DADDY looked at me with his eyes red and shouted with a loud voice "Jessica"!!!!'' have you ironed the car" ? Happy Sunday guys

OZAOEKPE:
"Take heart in advance, the ban is going to be 'cool'", Quote me anywhere.

lolz,u got me lol

dats my boys,see u at the top soon

guiddoti:
haha ebola no dey again.

but e fit catch person from the screen,eye contact

guiddoti:
cool down, ጨሐበተመሐ why you blood dey boil? na film tinz ጨቸረመገሐ

am afraid to watch dat film make i no get ebola

ebola in lagos again, runs out of tread to take salt bath

Just image the mess this Oyinbo people we are trying to copy are creating in this world. I don't even know if I should laugh at this husband or get serious. I am really wondering what kind of desperation would lead a sane man to pay another man to be sleeping with his own wife to get her pregnant. Waoh! But this actually happened... A 29 year old man Demetrius Soupolos is suing his neighbour and friend, 34 year old Frank Maus for breach of contract after he failed to impregnate his wife after sleeping with her for about 72 times. Demetrius had hired Frank to impregnate his wife Traute, who is a former beauty queen, as he was having a challenge and wanted a baby badly. He thought Frank would be a good choice because both of them look alike and he is a father of two. So, he paid Frank some thousands of dollars for the "special" job and for three days every week for six months, Frank was enjoying himself with Traute, Demetrius's wife. Unfortunately, after six months there was no pregnancy. Mr Demetrius insisted that Frank must go for a medical examination for failing to deliver after six months of "working" on his wife. Sadly, the result revealed that Frank was sterile. In fact, Frank was told in the hospital that he can't father a child. His own wife had to confess that he is not the real father of their two children. Indeed, wonders shall never end

scomon scomot there,na ur typ woman dey sweat mouth dey chop dry pocket

tell me y dey ll rush to a man that they know already has 10 girls and turn down d one that is single? D other is every girls dream,while d one single who may even love her forever is on friendzone,fish brain is d reason

this is all for foreign girls not naija,even if u funny pass bovi,

STONES alone won't solve the defence problem for #CFC. They also need #Cement , #Sand , #IronRods and #Water, This is how Chelsea's sqaud shd look like........... ...soon . . . 1) Cement (GK) 2) Water (RB) 3) Sand (LB) 4) Clay (DM) 5) Stones (CB) 6) Zouma Rock (CB) 7) Petrol (RW) Matches abi na Matic, any1(AM) 9) FoulCow (CF) 10) Hazardous (ST) 11) Osca/ YokohamaTyres
#EvaCaneiro effect #BringBackOurGir lEva

Attension! Attension!! Attension!!! The Federal Government of Nigeria under the leadership of General Muhammadu Buhari is glad to announce to all Graduates, University and Polytechnic Students and all Applicantd that this is the month of August 2015 and that next month will be september 2015. Thanks you for reading, you can now go back to what you were doing. .

peeparty:
seconded

thirded

Aikon:
Imagine the shame if the girl had said No.

In The group pic, the girl on Chinenye's left side (that girl in yellow) is using the avenue to flaunt her ring

lolz na true, she be like "see my own,no be only u dem dey propose to

if na me i for set d man house on fire,i wil advice d tenant living there to pack out,cus another paind dude can do dat even if it does not concern him

hadura29:
Indomie generation....

dnt mind them, too much of wack music from wizkid had done a lot of harm to them,they dont know TGT one of my best music group

here is another pics

When a black sister says she loves black
guys, here's what she's referring to

binarCOACH:
Check your email...

i cant find anytin,send to Calebosko@naij.com

binarCOACH:
Check your email...

ok boss

calebosko@naijmail.com

John Shittu, the agent that handles the affairs of John Obi Mikel, has rubbished claims by Super Eagles coach Sunday Oliseh that the Chelsea midfielder was not invited for the African Cup of Nations qualifier against Tanzania because he made himself incommunicado. And it now appears that Oliseh is toeing the same line as his predecessors Samson Siasia and Stephen Keshi, who both dropped Mikel from their squad lists even when he was available for selection. “I don’t know, I am not aware why he was not invited. Oliseh called Mikel and Mikel tried to call him back, ” said John Shittu to allnigeriasoccer.com. “Mikel called Oliseh back, definitely not when the list was released, much more before that .” Mikel last defended the colours of Nigeria in an African Cup of Nations qualifier against South Africa last November.

nzeobi:
You are talking of yesterday friendly

yes boss