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True,ones u av them ur curency wil never be d same with dorlar

Guy i agree with u on this one,some guys wil strugle trying to make money while d girl wil be doing olosho up and down from one alaji to another politician,at the end of the day the olosho wil retire at the strugling guy house and be eating the guy money as her pention all in the name of mariage,even with that she wil stil cary out her legendary work,now as an ambasador.men wise up

Group of researchers did carry out a research to put a stop to the questions ask by most men, how long should i last in bed to truely satisfy her?.group of people were randomly selected .the couple had to use clock to count,starting from the time of penetration to ejaculation.the outcome of the result was ranging from 33 seconds to 44 minits,the reasearchers finaly arrived that the actual time a man should last to satisfy his wife is 5.1 minits...so nairaland girls do u agree with the research?if not how long should a man last to satisfy u in bed

kuuljay:
We that are old timers in the game can bet our kayanaiki that if that guy no knack you in the next three days make them cut am, you know why? You have already fallen!!! Women are actually predictable if you know the game

ur saying the trut bro,she don fall already. Tru this statement,"d guy has a comfortable life but am surprise y he behave thatway"

Children of the promise land,lets colabo,drop ur location,facebook username, watsup number etc. Lets hook up.. As for me i rep. uyo, shelter afrique.ado ok

I lov it when i use cutlass trying to clear d bush and discover crude oil

I dont av time for that,may be its because am in uyo and most of d ladies here base in lagos and abuja

Timothychima:
Whats wrong with his english

no mind them,all this people doing oversabi for english here na f9 wey them get for scul

I had score some goals with 3 point on a debute,i mean d same day i meet a girl,and am use to it,mind u everything is baze on code,if u press d right button boom u get it. Here is d one i can remember now, i met her in her department when i wanted to go see a friend.after i told her few things about myself i gave her my number to call me since my phone was off. She later call me in the evening like 6 oclock that same day,and i told her that i want to see her to complete what i wanted to tel her.she told me her adress which i quikly went there,wen i got there i saw her with her roomate,after alot of group discousion, it was time for me to go,i asked her to drop me along the road which she did,on our way out it was geting dark so i ask we sit down and discouse a little before she go. After a lot of intimate discourtion that i gave her,her body language began to change and i notice it.so i began to romance her,and she enjoy it.i told her that am not comfortable with d roadside that we should get into d uncompleted building.and she reluctantly acept,inside there the rest is history.it was d next day that she said that i took advantage of her last night and i apologized,and we are stil roling like bugatti veyron til today,share urs nairalanders. Note english teachers pardon me for my erors

Yes boss

Beadex1:
am Gud hommie.....Guess u r too

How fa brother

Beadex1:
I sight u bday mate

I want to apologize to the WWE Universe pls dont mind d two cowards. They are both afraid.but they also lost the oportunity to be glo ambasador,pls the authority wil look for a way to compensate u with a beter match.on monday nyt raw.calebosko aka triple HHH LOVE U AL

ifeajikap:
d only space left on d vvip side is my laps

lolz guy u wiked,no impregnate person here o,na wrestling no be mogo we wan watch

Abeg make somebody help me hit that sound,either undertaker or john cena

Guy e be like na u go be d ref o

AIRTIME007:
Jadekitana vs The Bobbylicious Owl

ROUND 1
Ladies and Gentlemen!!!.......
Introducing the wrestler at the top left corner...
weighing 54pounds...3ft tall....with boobs weighing 69 pounds...with a record of 15KO.....i present to you....the most drilled fighter..."OLOOOOOSSHHHHOOOOO LAAAAVEEEDAAAAA"!!!!!

AIRTIME007:
Jadekitana vs The Bobbylicious Owl

ROUND 1
Ladies and Gentlemen!!!.......
Introducing the wrestler at the top left corner...
weighing 54pounds...3ft tall....with boobs weighing 69 pounds...with a record of 15KO.....i present to you....the most drilled fighter..."OLOOOOOSSHHHHOOOOO LAAAAVEEEDAAAAA"!!!!!

And the chalenger from nigeria,250 pounce J-A-D-A-K-I-T-A-N-A.

Introducing to u,contestant no 1, from nigeria, weight 255 pounce. L-A-V-E-D-A

Nairaland world heavy weight

falconey:


What are they fighting for, fuel scarcity?

Enjoy bro

SAINTSAMURAI:
takes the vvip sit to have a balance and crystal clear view.

The stage is set,the fanz are ready,last quarel between the two was a hit back to back.but it was only a chalenge.today is d real martch.so get ur ass in here.dont be a coward. Inside this cage,right here right now

Redlabel:
I'm April 22nd too

we rock,guy give me ur facebook username or number

I for like see jadekitana and laveda standing neked in one room let me compare dem borehole

Badoo

I rep 22,shelter afriq uyo in akwaibom

Ghad

Due to the curent hardship situation facing d country,the Federal govenment has comence d sharing of #5, 000 to unemployed youth..starting from 18 years to 33 yrs.but information i av gathered is that u shoud rush now to register cus entry wil be clossing soon to avoid ghost colectors.rush now to ur local govenment with ur certivicate of origin n id card.note ur money wil be paid into fidelity bank.....b fast and be trutful.

Op he is not a gay,he for don tear ur ass since,

Runs in with fire estinguisher al d way from shelter afrique uyo akwaibom,op wey d fire?i now see reason y buhari is out of d country.zoo

I recently log into my 2go and it looks like d streets after d nigerian biafra civil war,i ask of my close friend dey told me dat he run out some years ago after d first gun shot,i ask of my 2go chik,dy told me she did drop some emotional mesage to me and relocate to cameroon since i was not man enuf to take her along wen i run out. D hotest room.. romance room was left with some old warn out zink and broken wall after bomb was droped there.i wanted to go to my profile only to see d lion roaring toward me n i had to run out.may ur succes never b like 2go.after al ur programing effort

Y u steal my post www.nairaland.com/calebosko/dont worry about the two black bird-peter and paul

Coldfeet:
Abeg who be peter and who be paul!? Can't tell them apart

Their names always reminds me of a nursery rhyme

**There were two black birds sitting on a wall
One named Peter
One named Paul!
Fly away Peter,
Fly away Paul!
Come back Peter,
Come back Paul!
Come back two black birds
And sit on a wall.

There is my childhood song which says "there were two black birds siting on the wall,one name peter,one name paul,fly away peter,fly away paul.come back peter,come back paul, oh come back my two black birds and sit on the wall." so nigerians should not wory about them cus the must surely come back,and i hope their meeting with peter obi wil be sucesful #lalasticala nairaland juju do the needful.give p square fans hope