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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 10:05am On Feb 09
Ten more matches to play before playoffs and you are 12 pts off 8th position.... We only have 30pts to play for.

Your FA Cup campaign is practically over grin
Emaprince:
In his post-match presser, the manager of Frank Lampard FC, Emaprince, was asked how he feels and what fans should expect after their longest defeat streak in FPL history. The retired rapper picked up the mic and gave a short, precise response. The only thing missing was a DJ and a beat. He said:


"I hate to say this, ’cause it pricks my conscience /
My condolences to the next manager that picks the gauntlet.
I’ve handed over the loser’s baton, though my streak’s the longest /
And to be strong again… I had to defeat the strongest!”
Emaprince:
Persin wey dash me my first 3 points in this season FPL dey talk about free points.

Wake up nigga, I'm back !!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 10:02am On Feb 09
Perhaps we were too hasty in condemning him to relagation absent future charitable considerations.

Let us keep him hovering just above the relegation zone just so we can keep enjoying the steady free points from him next season. grin grin
tshabalala:
Why is Emaprince having green arrow all round shocked shocked undecided shocked

I'm not always happy seeing that, green arrow should be for someone like raumdeuter tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:13am On Feb 09
Weekly Update: Nairaland FA Cup, Nairaland Official League and Bongo FA Cup tables after GW25


Now playing: Drake - Started from the bottom cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:47pm On Feb 08
Iamoyindamola, how market?

I am inevitable cool
Calibrator:
Who wan prevent me from entering the playoffs?

Shey na all these paper tigers that lack squad management and are getting found out once their beginning of the season luck ran out and squad management skills come to the fore as we approach the business end of the season.

Me wey I go win the whole thing come GW38 grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:41pm On Feb 08
My Szobo will miss the midweek GW embarassed

Foreign AffairsRe: F.S.B Captures Shooter Of Russian General & Extradites Him From UAE (Video) by Calibrator: 4:51pm On Feb 08
You misunderstood the post.

The Ukrainian intelligence hired the assassin allegedly according to the report you just read.
Osanoghodua1:
They acted on Ukraine intelligence? I don't understand this part, are the Ukrainian army now sharing intelligence with the Russians? Besides why escape to UAE? Why not Western Europe or North America?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:53pm On Feb 07
grin
raumdeuter:
My association with Emaprince is dragging me down

Bad association corrupts

My opponent has Dewsbury hall coming from bench

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:09pm On Feb 07
On second thoughts, you should definitely beat more folks.

If you win this GW, I will enter the playoffs at the expense of your opp grin
OasisX:
grin

.....nah! I am gonna beat more folks bruh! I am not too busy for now.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 5:37pm On Feb 07
Gabriel, Saliba and Chalobah...... I am waiting for my defcon angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 5:08pm On Feb 07
Just taking my sweet time before entering the spots.


Oya to calm your worries, I will enter the playoffs this current GW cheesy
iamoyindamola:
And you haven't since then
I am just worried
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 5:03pm On Feb 07
Same thing you have been saying since I was languishing in 16th position.

Why does me making the playoffs scare you this much? grin
iamoyindamola:
Time will tell before then, Try make play offs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 4:57pm On Feb 07
I don't need to overtake you, I just need to eliminate you from GW36-38.

Infact I am fervently praying for you to cross my path then grin grin
iamoyindamola:
All that one na story as long as you no fit over take me
You can try sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 4:53pm On Feb 07
The way your own lead at the top of the table and the distance to 9th is getting leaner every GW like a kwashiorkor patient.

Make I still dey observe sha grin
iamoyindamola:
Shade got red last match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 3:30pm On Feb 07
If I leave your neck before GW35 when playoffs begins, make I know wetin cause am. grin cheesy
Emaprince:
grin as trump cant talk without mentioning obama or biden, na so this guy no fit leave my mention.

Well, I will be back. Its not over yet

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 1:09pm On Feb 07
Let's not get too ahead of ourself now...

It was only Emaprince you beat and everybody beats Emaprince so it doesn't count grin
OasisX:
grin

.....tough time but we gonna be back stronger. Ain't gonna finish the season as No. 2p though, at least mid-table won't be bad.

Let's go gerrit.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 7:06am On Feb 07
You people think being a contrarian to general consensus makes you appear as someone who operates on a higher mental frequency or something.

Just as those who read the webtoon of your favourite Attack on Titan already knew where it was headed before the rest of live animated adapted series fans knew was up.

Same way A knight of the Seven Kingdoms is an adaptation of an IP, I can tell you what is going to happen in the entire lifetime of both Dunk and Aegon but that doesn't make it any less impressive when what I read and already know is brought to life on the big screen.
Baddestguyp:
The plottwist/reveal in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was very predictable...

I don't understand the hype for it...
I assumed everyone saw it coming since it was so obvious and predictable...
I thought there was going to be another twist instead people were hyping...and not this one...

I mean all the hints were there since episode 1 right from the boy avoiding his family and all his knowledge about all the other knights...

Or is it because I binged it instead of weekly that it was predictable to me?

Anyway, the show is decent so far...
I haven't seen anything that amazes me but I haven't seen anything bad so far...
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 8:41pm On Feb 06
Omo dem no send Ceasar papa in this alternate universe oooo grin
Calibrator:
Julius Caesar is an anchor being in the Spartacus universe so I don't see Ashur kpaing him but that his wife, hands go touch her soonest courtesy of Ashur I am very sure grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:38pm On Feb 06
By the end of this GW... I will be in playoffs spots 🤝

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:04am On Feb 06
If there is something I can't abide, it is deliberately withholding info to gain undue advantage over fellow competitors.


This is a reminder that deadline is set for today and nobody (I will not call names but you get the point wink) should use ignorance as an excuse for chopping L this GW. cheesy grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 9:55am On Feb 05
Don't fall for it.
Season one was good but two is just everywhere and pandering to female power.

Abandoned it after three episodes into season two.
abduleez1:
Abeg, which kind of eye candy be this? 🤔
Asking for a friend.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 6:51am On Feb 05
Forgive her bro cry embarassed
olisaray:
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:53pm On Feb 03
Emaprince next matchup is against Oam4j who is looking for a miracle to salvage his season

Battle of the bottomers.

Safe to say Emaprince usual L this GW is a foregone issue grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 1:58pm On Feb 03
Just delaying the inevitable to build up the fun of finally attaining the goal and to keep boredom at bay.


Honestly You know.... I know.. Everybody else knows that my entry into the playoffs is sacrosanct. grin
iamoyindamola:
Plenty talk no they full basket
Enter fess oga

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:35am On Feb 03
As una don dey gatekeep playoffs spots as if na una birthright.... I am now just three pts and mathematically a win from fourth position.

Make all of una just make sure you all win next GW ooooo angry angry

TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 10:49pm On Feb 02
You are not familiar with the GOT universe?

Make I no spoil am for you, Jon Snow grin
duduade:
I had to replay the last conversation of this episode 3 three times to be sure I was hearing well .....

Then went back to the fortune teller scene which obviously wasn't a fluke...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 8:24pm On Feb 02
Na against me he for deploy am?

It is the Lord's doing and it is marvellous in our eyes grin


An Alderete goal tonight will send me into the playoffs spots at the expense of my G, Gandoki.

Now we wait cheesy cheesy
StarchAndBanga:
Oasisx sef no try.. Why e be say na against u him go deploy wildcard
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 6:09pm On Feb 02
Egg don turn the show on its head.

An Heir is about to depart from us soonest.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:09pm On Feb 02
Free piece of advice: Better start getting acquainted with Rarre, StarchAndBanga etc now because you will have the pleasure of enjoying their company next season grin cheesy
Emaprince:
This one pain me I swear

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator:
Emaprince can't even defeat the number 20 on the log .


Now three points from the last position ......


I will be there! grin
Calibrator:
You are playing the number 20 on the table this GW.

You are just six points ahead of him.

I know by the end of the GW, it will be just three points separating the two of you and you can trust me to be there! 🤝🫵

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 8:45pm On Feb 01
They don dey gatekeep playoffs spots.

Since you people don't want my ascension the easy way, no problem......We do it my way.



I will beat the daylight out of everybody in the 1-8th position. tongue🤝🫵

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:54pm On Feb 01
Then win 🫵😂
iamoyindamola:
Not for spite
Every man for himself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:50pm On Feb 01
But do you want to lose two GW out of spite?


That is the million dollar question grin
iamoyindamola:
If I lose 2 gw I will still be in the playoffs position
Bro I am 11 points off 8th position na

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