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Politics › Re: Drama As Senators Screen Lai Mohammed (Video) by California30(m): 8:16am On Oct 14, 2015

Aromas:
Hahahahahah shey be if I get mom I 4 happy........ She don die tay tay RIP weyree

Sorry about that.
I will edit my post.

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Politics › Re: Drama As Senators Screen Lai Mohammed (Video) by California30(m): 8:12am On Oct 14, 2015

Aromas:
Who be dis

Education › Re: Rose Nkemdili-Obi Maltina Teacher Of The Year 2015 (pics) by California30(m): 8:10am On Oct 14, 2015

She's cute though.
With the way her teeth is set up, i won't let me give me a blow-job.

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Crime › Re: Mad Man Kills 9 People, Sets House Ablaze In Enugu by California30(m): 8:09am On Oct 14, 2015

I don't understand why people do commit murders.
I'm a very strong guy but i can't stand the sight of human blood

Politics › Re: Drama As Senators Screen Lai Mohammed (Video) by California30(m): 8:08am On Oct 14, 2015

RichDad1:
You're afraid of competition?
Get over it dude.

What competition ??

Politics › Re: Drama As Senators Screen Lai Mohammed (Video) by California30(m): 8:01am On Oct 14, 2015

Our senators and law makers shouting & making a hell of noise.

Here in America, we don't even talk while the lecturer is teaching.

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander's Picture With Mr Nigeria, Ikubese Emmanuel by California30(m): 1:19am On Oct 14, 2015

Dear lord.
Please, provide jobs for young Nigerians because this unemployment dey affect their brain.

Your dress game is epic.

Crime › Re: My Husband Is Irresponsible, Beats Me And My Parents – Woman Tells Court by California30(m): 2:04pm On Oct 13, 2015

I'm sorry to say this.
You're the reason why he's irresponsible.
You attract what you are.

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Politics › Re: ‘we Kidnapped Falae To Get Money To Celebrate Salah’ -suspects by California30(m): 7:39am On Oct 13, 2015

This skinny ass boys kidnapped a grown ass man who has securities ??
Ok, where are the guns recovered from them ??
Innocent guys finally framed for kidnapping while Amechi the original criminal is the senator of this fuccking country.

There was a country once called Nigeria.

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Jokes Etc › Re: When You Finally Catch The MTN Staff Sending You Bulk Messages (photos) by California30(m): 3:27pm On Oct 12, 2015

I will fucck the hell out of her.

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Celebrates His Mother's Birthday, Claims She's 40, While He's 37 by California30(m): 2:45pm On Oct 12, 2015

She's still young & fresh.
I will still fucck her though.

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Politics › Re: Photos: Troops Clear More Boko Haram Camps In North East by California30(m): 6:31am On Oct 12, 2015

Fake as hell.
And you will still hear about some bomb blast tomorrow

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Culture › Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by California30(m): 7:49pm On Oct 11, 2015

Nigeria is the sweetest country on earth.
Though we have bad government, bad roads, bad electricity, poor water supply, no good schools, no health care, no good transportation system.
I wonder how Nigeria will be if we have all these.

People will always say bad things about Nigeria but you need to travel out of Nigeria to appreciate being Nigerian.
God bless Nigeria.
I will kill for my country.

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh On A Sunday by California30(m): 3:02am On Oct 11, 2015

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh On A Sunday by California30(m): 2:37am On Oct 11, 2015

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh On A Sunday by California30(m): 2:36am On Oct 11, 2015

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh On A Sunday by California30(m): 2:36am On Oct 11, 2015

Epic

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Culture › Re: Artificial Rain Making: How Is It Done? by California30(m): 7:22pm On Oct 10, 2015

I learned how to make rain fall even in dry season when i was in Nigeria, my grandfather was a voodoo priest.
The only items you need is bricks (stones) ogirisi (only the Igbo's will know this) Ukpaka(only the Igbo's knows what it is)

You make a huge fire and you're good to go.
It's not done in public.
Our forefathers are the greatest scientists, making artificial rain is no magic, Smokes and evaporation is what makes the cloud cloudy and rainy.
And the funny part is that it will only be falling in a that particular area you made the stuff.

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Business › Re: Please Advice Me!!! What Business Can I Start With 50k? by California30(m): 5:00pm On Oct 10, 2015

Evathyst:
Been following this educative thread with keen interest since yesterday, and I think I'm learning fast.

Wish I had come across a thread like this 6months ago, else, I wouldn't have been scammed.

Like someone rightly suggested, don't pm anybody for any useless suggestion. If anyone has anything to suggest, let them spill it here.

Sorry to hear that.
How did you get scammed ??

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 6:57am On Oct 10, 2015

mandax:
Women are obviously different human beings from men. Or are you going to argue that also.?

Viagra was meant to reduce the threshold of libido in men as well as sustain erecccction - none in women.

Google search is free.
Why won't you stop being a little girl & make use of it ??

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 6:55am On Oct 10, 2015

rychard:
ignorance is a disease, viagra (sidenafil) doesnt work on women, iti. .

You know it Don't work on females because you're in Africa.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 2:15am On Oct 10, 2015

TolaniLuv:
Bro's you can lie Ooo!

Sorry.
I don't have time for some important stuffs, why then would i have time for telling lies ??

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 2:14am On Oct 10, 2015

prince3009:
Don't engage in an argument like this in order not to sound stvpid. Viagra is FOR MEN ONLY and never works for women.

Only your comment gave you away (You're in a third world country)
Sorry for being so brutal on you.
How you gonna know that females do use Viagra when you live in Africa.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 11:35pm On Oct 09, 2015

prince3009:
Bro...Viagra has no effect on women!

Because Women are not human ??

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 9:48pm On Oct 09, 2015

I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.

It wasn't easy at all.
It took a toll on me because i had to do everything to satisfy her else, she gonna go get it outside.

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Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Phyno As A Boy As He Celebrates His 29th Birthday by California30(m): 5:27pm On Oct 09, 2015

Original Igbo Boy

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Romance › Re: This Guy Broke Up With His Abuja Girlfriend & Married A Girl From His Village by California30(m): 9:51am On Oct 09, 2015

greatwaters:
place your phone on the floor and sit on it for ten minutes.
Then put your phone in a bowl of water, chew kolanuts and recite some incantations. Next you kill a green hen, a year two months and 5days old. Sprinkle the blood on the phone in the water.
Say the words you want to post on nairaland, then repeat the incantation.

Thank me later

I just did that but nothing happened.
Please, help me

Crime › Re: Soldiers Brutalise Police Sergeant, Friend In Lagos (Pictured) by California30(m): 9:30am On Oct 09, 2015

Define Nigeria :
Nigeria is a country without law & orderliness.

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