₦airaland Forum

Me and my weed smoking prostitutes in which country is heaven located anywsy?

Lucifyre:
Stopped going after reading the bible for myself. Full of major plot holes and contradictions.

And questionable quotes and events. Events that cannot be proven that they ever happened.

Because church is a scam and pastors are crooked thieves.

Dtruthspeaker:
What a foolery. Concrete is still earth if the earth is blown up their bunkers and oxygen machines will be blown up too.

Or just pump gallons of water into it, flood the bloody hole and drown all the idiots inside it. Simple. no need wasting amour blowing it up.

jaxxy:
bunkers are built and fortified to withstand different levels of stress shocks and attacks. it is not a ordinary hole or fancy structure under the ground.

well.. just pump gallons of water into it and drown the whole idiots inside it, simple.

Total rubbish, poor people (like me) always imagining all kinda rubbish to make themselves feel better about being poor, there is no such thing as Doomsday. What does that shit even mean?

Scammer inchief, he will tell his gullible worshippers anything to keep them giving him more money and keep them gullible and worshipping him.

lagonovo:
QED.

Challenge them they will tell you this is Nigeria. I witnessed that live at MMIA just yesterday.

Exactly, and yet they expect a different better outcome, outcome like in the USA, Uk and Germany. they also accusse politicians of corruptions even though they are corrupt, aid and abet corruptions themselves.


What did they do to you at MMA, they must have frustrated you to the point of challenging them

Naigeerians are their own problems. %97 of Naigeerians adults are corrupt the remaining %3 are children who are potential corrupt adults. QED!

flokii:
Alllow importation of Cement into Nigeria from other countries.. Let Nigerians have other options.
That is the only solution to this insanity of increase in price of cement.

Their multi-billion naira investments can crumble, we don't care.. Enough is enough.

It would still be expensive because the foreign exchange will still be high, the reason the Naigeerian economy is going bad is because almost everything is imported in Naigeeria, Dangote or Bua cement are produced in Naigeeria and it is expensive imagine how much the foreign cement would cost.

They can summon Allah, Jesus, yaweh, God orisha, Sango, Obia, Voodoo, buddah or Serpentine, it would not change a damm thing!


Naira has never had any value, the useless governments previous and now has being proping the naira for the last 30 years, now the naira is left to compete on it's own we have seen and still yet to see the real value of naira. Co's it is still falling.


No government can save Naigeeria at these moment not even Tifnubu, Obi or Atiku.
Naira will never ever go back to not even $1 to 1300 the official bank rate is now 1400somthing, so that means that the government has accepted the national bank rate at 1400something.

Naira will keep falling till we reach the real value of naira which could be any amount it could be even $1= 5000 naira or even 10000, maybe even 20000 to $1 we will find out in the end the real naira value, at this moment nothing can change anything.

123yes:
This APC government have no sense. You devalue you currency to almost #1770 to a,$ollar They have to increase their prices so as to cover their cost of production. That is common economics. What did u want them to do? to produce and sale at a loss?.

It is simple logic, clearly the useless government don't think it is their faults, they are summoning individual businessmen who are seeking to make profit.

seeme2:
People get mind o. How man go see fire go jump inside.

Not quite, the man could be the fire in this case.

EreluRoz:
Fake love, the man is faking her, who dy trust Urhobo men? At her age she's dating that small boy that I can't even imagine dating. Wetin be the advantage of dating small boys gangan?


She's just being blind.

She's thick and dating a thick man, imagine them having sex ewwwww meat everywhere.

See them like when two elephants meet mtcheww

Disgustinggg! Sweaty sex, she wiil stink between her legs i can imagine.

Why do people need these things? I don't understand. Just eat, plenty of garlic, onion, ginger, turmeric, carrot, pinaapple, melon, vegetable, fresh milk and maybe a small short of good whiskey. Or even good palm wine. Trust me it works.

Those chemicalised substances can be lethal.

Besides, why would you want a marathon sex? Just fork within your energy, there are so many women to fork, why die forking just one?

Take it from me, i have forked not less than 100 women, i am only interested in satisfying myself, i don't care if these women are not satisfied

Fake news, all these made up stories on nairaland.

Naigeeria is not even as hot as Dubai and Jamaica and you people are crying.

Here in Sweden right now it is minus 5 freezing temperature.

maureensylvia:
May God have mercy on you
Forgive your shortcomings and grant you eternal peace
Pls don’t reply me, pls I beg you👏

Bullshit!! Which God? The God that ilves in the sky no one can see?. God can kiss my ass! There are no such thing as enternal life, it doesn't exist, there are no proofs it exists, enternal life is just an imagination in your head.


I can quote you or who ever da fork i want, if you don't like it go else where! You can quote people but you don't want me to quote you because you don't agree with my views, i am not begging you to agree with my views, here on Nairaland everyone is entitled to an opinion, this forum is not church it is Nairaland!

ProphetMohemmad:
Hope you ain't a head slammer?

Naa! I am not religious. have no religion..i am a realist. I believe in what is real and what i can see not some guys called Jesus or God who lives in the sky that cannot be seen.

maureensylvia:
Expensive joke

It is true, not a joke, Jesus is so useless he couldn't save himself from the Romans. Jesus is a completely useless gay man, who never had a wife.

Jesus can lick my brown mixed African/Lebanese ass!

What kinda dumb criminal is he? How can anyone who calls himself a criminal risk his life robbing in such blood thirsty dangerous mob area?

Anyone who eats those fish will die, they are contaminated. Who da hell eats sardine anyway?

Thinktwicemybro:
It does not make you rich. You will still spend in naira which will reduce your purchasing power. If 1k pounds is 2 million naira, bag of rice is 75k. You see you are not rich, inflation is waiting for you

Yes, you are right it doesn't make me rich that is why i said it was a mind boggling rate, i am complaining in a sacarstic way also.. i am not happy with the state of the inflation, i bought cement for 6500 2 weeks ago today it is 11000, it doesn't do me any good.

It is all Tifnubu's fault.

COMPAQ:
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I thought BUA reduced his price to N3800 recently? Where is his cement?

Yes. In agbadoland.

sportskid:
Hide your shame, Peter Obi doesnt need a magic wand, Just common sense, which your candidate purely lacks. Instead of you to admit your failure, you are still supporting rubbish. Dont worry, this is just the beninging

I think you d find that commenter is mocking Tifnubu sacarstically..

I will also keep supporting Tifnubu's mandate even if cement is 50k, today i changed £1000 to naira at a mind boggling rate of £1 to 2100 naira. Emilokan agbado govament is really working.

yesloaded:
Nobody will buy that shitty price

There's no justification for this highly inflated price

I bought it for 11000 naira yesterday. 200 bags.

Amaggedon:
Ok he is dead now and i hope the naira gets back to how it used to be, if not the spirit of untimely death will follow you and your family members . Stupid fool. Naira is bad because of Wigwe as if he is your half baked brothers that are incharge of Nigeria economy. You will never hold the morons your vote in to power to make policies to protect the countries wealth and its people , only to come online to display your ignorance. Why not blame him for banditary and terrorism? Educated illitrate.

This is hillarious. Tell dem!

Nostring:
you're clearly mad...see useless epistle...u think I get time to read ur nonsense? Ode😂

You don't have time, but your bloody ass, is still here forking my butt hole!


I wrote epistle because i can write. you didn't read it because you are an illiterate who cannot read or write, Write your own epistle i will read it, because i can read and i have time..

You are still repeating the same bloody word telling me that i am mad? so you still cannot see that i am mad? let me screw it into your dead brain again, Yess! I am mad! now would you please stop telling me that i am mad, I know that i am mad!


Continue quoting a mad man like me, if you stop Trailer will kill you today.


What da fork does ode mean? Is that your dead brain?

Nostring:
mtcheew.....are u bored? U have nothing exciting going on in your life? This ur level of attention seeking is mad o😂😂

Yes, i am bored, bored with your rubbish comments. No, i don't have anything going on in my life, that means i have more time to aggravate your dumb ass,

And you are still here giving me more attention, clearly you don't have anything exciting going on in your own life aswel that is why you are still here commentting more rubbish!! If anything, I am making your life exciting letting you fork my ass! Ironically you are the same thing you accussed me of being, You really are stupendiously morronic..

You are correct, i am mad, you didn't read my profile did you? Maybe you should now!! fuul! Now, continue quoting me with more of your rubbish, if you stop, a lorry will kill you today.

Nostring:
typical useless ppl frm that side, always praying and wishing fr evil...fvck off my mention, carry ur smelly akpu ass go meet ur god Obi and son Oseloka.

good! i have managed to aggravate your dumb ass. I know you want to fork my butt hole some more.

Who da fork is Obi and son Oseloka? Are they your dead forking brain? Smelly akpu is your dead brain i guess also.


If you stop quoting me with more of your rubbish, a bus will kill you today. So continue! with your rubbish response

Nostring:
a confession finally...
Chukwudi! see, u can't get it here, your ass needs Oseloka or Obi's attention 😂😂

Yes, you fork my ass always..

What da fork is Chukwudi is it your dead brain?.

Is Oseloka or Obi your dead brain?.

Continue quoting me with your rubbish, if you stop Okada will kill you today.

Every year attacks on Benue community. I didn't think there are still any surviving souls in the Benue community.


What has these Benue community done to deserve these attacks? What is really going on?