₦airaland Forum

Oh married women, they be wanting more from single birds

Catch your fun brah.. And beg jah for forgiveness later. He'd forgive you eventually

Estharfabian:
Yeap. that's me.

So you're amongst the dreadlocks gang huh.

Lemme guess. facebook?

Well yeah. You got an interesting online personality. Lemme add you up. That's if you don't mind?

Estharfabian:
Most of the time, The before Pictures are the ones being Annoyingly photoshopped to promote their Make-Up Business Or whatever Name it's being called.


Went to a makeUp school-Centre in lasgidi and had myself all dolled up Only to find my before pictures on Instagram looking Hideous and repugnant, They Photo-shopped it beyond redemption...Saw Repulsive Spots that seemed so palpable, It gave me goosebumps.

MORALE: don't believe everything you see on the internet. It's all cooked up junk!

You don't mind me asking if you're on dread Locs? Its nothing to do with the topic tho. Just curious

Ed- sheeran - I'm a mess right now.

SHAKABOOM:
Nne I nor understand wetin you write o..Explain ursef well..I dint call you an ashi na,abi na guilty conscience?I say with fine face bla bla bla u fit make money.

Nna if you bin reason normal without trying to relegate any gender join, this ish no go veer towards this na
I write wetin MI sing for song, you begin yearn dust, wetin you expect? Make I nor demean you too
Abegi park well and dey your lane, else I go soil your Sund ay oo. Cos I don get your time now

SHAKABOOM:
I know ma..With a pretty face, a standing breast ad a tight cunt you can make good money..

It goes both ways, hope you're aware, with an ashy, crusty moisturizer lacking, smelling balls you could lose not just money but a whole lot too?

SHAKABOOM:
Lazy gel go ad make money..Money de go anoder gel hand wey dey focused ad hardworking

I bin wan answer you, but I just weak.. You nor worth the stress
But finally no be unto handwork and focus dey make money stay. Hope say you know ba?

Syphax:
I don't even know what to say or what to call you. I actually had to run a search on Google for the most polite INSULT I could give you and these are the ones I could find:
1)The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
2)Your dad's condom is bigger than your personality
3)I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
4)You were so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back
5)You have enough fat to make another human
6)Roses are red violets are blue, God made Okagbere pretty and rich, what happened to you?
7)The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
8 )If you had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.
Hopeless, Motherf**kinf, Ugly, Dirty Racist.

A shot of vodka for you

AHCB:
Hey calli, how are you? Didn't know you've gone for service...

Much better, I thought I mentioned it, I guess wrong maybe?

lemme give you some free advice... wanna hear it?

Go on, I'm all ears.

sparko1:
Like the article said, he developed it in Kebbi! Kebbi is not a friendly state especially for the southerners, I remembered back in 2015 when I served there we lost four of the corpers in my batch. They should seriously consider blacklisting southerners from that state, rest in peace to the dead!

Nowhere is friendly especially those with less adaptive physiology, inclusively the south.. The cold is second to none, it took just one corp member to contact the illness and like wild fire, it swept almost everyone in my hall, I have never witnessed such contagiousness (of disease) before in my whole life

It took almost "five drip"to get me back to consciousness, the insensitiveness of the camp officers is just soo annoying, inadequate and inefficient health services they claim to render, not to talk about the fact we are underfed, poorly sheltered, exposed to quite hazardous environment and yet overstressed? Honestly its just pathetic! We almost lost a corper last week due to poor basic amenities.
And I just don't get it, if federal government lack basic infrastructure to accommodate and cater for the program, why stress at all. Its all just disheartening.

Money - MI

Money slow to enter, money quick to go, where money dey go sef

permit:
i will also like it if our society treat gays like this,they are criminals also.....

You don talk as your sense reach be se?

senseless midget.

I can authoritatively tell you our friend chibue obi is found, fine ( he looks it aleast) and alive.

Meanwhile, thunder fire all those homophobic bigots who wished other wise for him.

ShaqFu:
You have no idea.
I'm a rap fan and also a rock fan.

Noted

I listen to rock of all genre particularly alternate rock, gothic rock, punk, metal, heavy metal and a lil bit of gospel rock.

Quite a lot.. I just stick with the alternate rock though.

Linkin Park still remains my all time favourite rock band.

Would check this out. You seem to have an exotic taste of music.

What about you?

Mumford and sons does it for me. Though I got others but they top the list.

ShaqFu:
Lovely. Love the rock part. Can't remember the last time I listened to Pop. It seem like a bore ever since MJ died. Though I still listen to his songs. His rock songs, that is.

So, you a lover of rock songs too? Oh Joe you seem to be a many shades of amazing..

Surprisingly I thought you were just a die- hard rap fan.
I was a fan of mj, but barely listen to his music these days.What rock artist asides mj do you enjoy listening to ??

ShaqFu:
Really. What genre do they sing?

Yes. A little blend of rock and pop.

The Jezebels - easy to love

jonbellion:
the fact that you got over 200 likes for this myopic trash shows the pathetic state of the average Nigerian brain

Gone are the days when I strain a muscle replying em homophobes to prove a point..
Just don't have such energy anymore.

My Goodness, they suspected him gay hence the kidnap. He's just a mere activist who seeks out for equal rights and fairness for sexually oppressed people.
I think the law is taken too literally by most citizens in very hostile environments. Some laws are just unethical and this is true for the 2014 law signed by GEJ. How does a parent report their child to authorities for being gay? Isnt it absurd! Taking the advantage of the law and humiliating gays and pro gays is just so inhumane and uncalled for. There is no law that promotes mob psychology and violence like the 2014 anti-gay marriage law.
Nigeria lawmakers made a very bad precedent for the rest of Africa.

leinad61:
24 legacy
Taken
Black list redemption
Training day
American Gods
Into the bad lands

Brah. I think there's a distinctive difference between movies and series, or don't you think so too? What in da hell are the mods doing?

olu4life:
In other news, so love Moana's soundtracks. Listen to it atleast thrice a week They really did well on those songs.

Who else is with me on this?

Me

Great are you Lord - sinach

I Give myself away - Williams McDowell

Ahaa - Tim Godfrey

I hope ifeoma that reads the News on Sunday specials is not among the retrenched workers, else I seize to watch ten o'clock news on TVC.

This Government has done nothing for the Nigerian people rather than impose frustration and pain. Very sad.

Mumford&sons- Timshell

Mumford &sons- lover of the light.
Mumford &sons- little lion man
Mumford &sons- liar
Mumford &sons- babel
Mumford & sons- hopeless wanderer

Tekno - Be
Ycee - omo Alhaji
Flex B - umbele
Lil kesh ft viktoh - Efejoku

Quinn22:
Oh well

We count. Isn't it?

Moana. 9/10

Did anyone notice the point where she had to let go of her coloured shell just to save the baby sea turtle? Twas an epic scene..and I think that's why the sea chose her. What a daring heart she has got..

Mumford and sons - white blank page

Can you lie next her
Give her your heart
Your heart, as well as your body
And can you lie next to her
And confess your love
Your love as well as your folly
And can you knee before the king
And say I'm clean,I'm clean.

But tell me now, where was my fault in loving you with my whole heart

A white blank page, and swelling rage
You did not think when you sent me to the brink
You desired my attention but denied my affections.

So, tell me now where was my fault in loving you with my whole heart.

For those around Akoka, the university medical center has the vaccine for megigthites, though its given to the first ten persons on queue and thats the cut for the day and goes for the sum of 3k.thought I should share..

OgenemaroKessy:
Such is life, move on.

Moving on is a very hard thing I tell you.

paradigmshift:
pirate of the Caribbean, dead man tells no tales

For real?! Is it out? Oh my! Could you share a download link pleeeaase?