wilsonchilboy:
Mad man
Oya tell ur wife make she cum straff me na

Funny enough, he's not married; And doesn't wish to.
So, the joke is on you

Omo Alhaji - Ycee

Regiinald:
are you a first class student

No, I am not.

samlake:
It's high time Nigerian universities inculcate practical skills into their curriculum... no jobs and they are still establishing new universities....

There are jobs man.. Not just anyhow jobs, but fantastic jobs with good pay. I refused to have the "no job mindset" even after spending 3months at home. Today, i work a good job and earn a decent pay without connection. Stop discouraging people. Just because you haven't gotten doesn't mean they aren't.

Very insightful Thread..

Following.

1.My Biggest Lesson this year is someone could mean 'Heaven and earth to you' while you mean Nigeria to this person.

Dont give out Love/attention where its not equally reciprocated.

2. God answers prayers, so be careful what you pray for and be precise because you might just get what you asked for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kHFcqUvUCI

The bullying and sexual harassment of women at typical Nigerian markets must stop. The entitlement mentality display by this market men can be sickening and should be condemned just outrightly. Shout out to all those who showed up

#MarketMarchYaba. #DontTouchus

God made a way - Travis Greene

CAPSLOCKED:


IF YOU HIT MY INNOCENT GRANNY I'LL FIND YOU, AND MAKE SURE YOU STOP BREATHING.

Happy new month, my good man.

Daeylar:
Happy birthday Niflheim, wish you all the best.

when is your birthday?

hahn:
So you mean to tell me this woman didn't think she was beautiful enough?

Handiwork of societal expectations

Apostle Paul. I'd probably spend the whole day questioning him on real reasons why hated women so much; His teachings about the stance of women in the church makes me sick.

Ivorianaija:
Also, please by any means necessary, if you see a slay queen or runs girl RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! For you men out there, don't entertain women that are not up to par. Women who
- Always ask for money

- Are too concerned about their looks (buying cream, wasting money on expensive clothes etc.)

If you must search the whole of Nigeria to find at least one lady who is non-materialistic and you don't find, my friend, catch bus or plane, go to cameroon or ghana. Because the more time you spend chasing the slay queens, the more they will continue to do their nonsense.

Some persons find it pleasurable to spend on these slay Queens.. In fact if a lady isn't a slay Queen they lack interest immediately. And there's nothing wrong with their choice of what to do with their money if it hurts no one or themselves.

What is wrong here is imposing a set standard, on how a person should be and do or act. Nigeria problems has absolutely nothing to materialistic women; and you know that.

amaniro:




Mecheonu there you're a Nigerian what is soda and G.nut?

Egbon.. it is Coke and granut

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you dey mind dem? mtcheew

demolinka:

No vex o...was that before he became a trans female

Sigh.. Use your oblongata calculate em na? Don't ask me stupid questions, else I'd soil this night for you.

This doesn't look excruciating enough, his balls should be fried then fed to the dogs.. That would be more deserving a punishment for him which would serve as deterrence to others like him.

She bought me a wrist watch, quite an expensive one.

queenfav:
;DIf u are in PH, can send u some.

Aw. I wish I was still around that locality. I'd gladly jump at this offer. You bake really well; by the way. And hey, thank you for the kind gesture.

queenfav:
Home made fruit bread

I want

I go dey pray Sote
Religious crisis no go dey Sote
Christian and Muslim go pray together Sote
Man and Woman go dey live together Sote

I go dey pray Sote
Satan go dey hala Amin Sote
Armed robber go return money Sote
Limousine go be Naija taxi
All the president go be my Paddy
Goat go pursue Lion Sote
Dog go dey pay for bungalow Sote
Fish go dey fear water Sote
Pikin go breastfeed Mama

Sote - The Pulse

Wazobia FM made my day with this song.

The media industry just lost a gem of inestimable value. I'm so hurt.

Eyo - Asa

Shonda!! Shonda!! Don't you dare kill off Katherine Avery's character!! We have had so much death, we are tired of loosing anyone again. Please?

Did anyone else get butterflies during the scene between Mer and Deluca? Its the first time I've felt comfortable with her and some other guy, since Derek death. I can see it!

Grey's Anatomy s15 ep 8

hahn:
What happened to me this year sef just get as e be.

So I was finally making N25k daily from my website and saved more than N1m and decided to hire a professional SEO company to handle my seo so that I can rank for more keywords and make more money. My target is to make 100k+ daily which is actually what my competition make.

The SEO company charged N150k per month and on the first month we found out that Google had penalized my site because of a Yoast plugin issue. With the Yoast plugin new update they was an option which was usually turned off by default but was on with the new update and thus pages were created automatically using images and no content. Coincidentally Google's new algo or whatever just came out and in it included a rule against pages with only images. And thus I was bleeped.

You can read more about the Yoast issue here https://charlesfloate.co.uk/yoast-mess-up. Many people were affected by this issue. If you go through the comments you will see one guy complaining about how he went from $1,000 per month to $100 because of his drop in traffic.

Also the seo company discovered that for some reason my backlinks created to my website were being removed so now I had to pay for on-site seo and also backlinks. To cut the long story short I spent all my savings trying to resolve this issue and I am still working on building more backlinks.

Daily income has gone down to N5k-N10k daily and yes I am royally bleeped because I have to fuel my gen and run it for 24 hours as we barely have power here. Nepa did not even blink the light throughout the weekend and as I write this the generator is on and making noise. Data, feeding, diapers, baby food etc sef dey there but we are managing.

I don't even know what to call this one. Whether bad investment or simply bad luck but thought to share.

By the way, based on the kind of person I am due to the low traffic I was getting and free time I got I used that spare time to build 3 new websites and now I am working on building them to profitability. Man never back down

Just wow.. This is very enlightening. Weldon Hahn

The woman with the slippers story got me cracking loud

Very relatable!

That was a bloody goal na?!
what is wrong with that referee?

Adventure of a lifetime - Coldplay