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RomanceRe: Could This Be The Most Beautiful Girl You Have Ever Seen? by callMeAlpha(m): 3:45pm On Jan 27, 2016
eddyroyal:
LOL...This guy abeg no do make i laugh.Well Adams Oshiomole is my uncle,lol. he is married to a pretty lady.but you,i can't even say you look like OBJ cos that will be an insult to that HANDSOME man.You are suppose to be in the northeastern part of Nigeria by now, to scare those terrorist away from Nigerian territory with THAT YOUR FACE cos its so scary.And adult can have a terrible nightmare looking at you before going to bed,not to talk of a toddler looking at that thing you call HANDSOME even @ day.
see as ur face be like sacrifice,to top it all,u come be owiakpo grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Could This Be The Most Beautiful Girl You Have Ever Seen? by callMeAlpha(m): 3:44pm On Jan 27, 2016
eddyroyal:
LOL...This guy abeg no do make i laugh.Well Adams Oshiomole is my uncle,lol. he is married to a pretty lady.but you,i can't even say you look like OBJ cos that will be an insult to that HANDSOME man.You are suppose to be in the northeastern part of Nigeria by now, to scare those terrorist away from Nigerian territory with THAT YOUR FACE cos its so scary.And adult can have a terrible nightmare looking at you before going to bed,not to talk of a toddler looking at that thing you call HANDSOME even @ day.
ok let's leave stories for turtle ,oya drop ur finest pic here make I drop any of mine.. Make sure it isn't photoshoped
RomanceRe: Am The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland--pics included by callMeAlpha(m): 3:38pm On Jan 27, 2016
@OP u luk like a Virgin plz can we get married.. undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Am The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland--pics included by callMeAlpha(m): 3:35pm On Jan 27, 2016
Plz drop a pic u forgot to Photoshop let's confirm... because if you're as cute as dis picture shows then you wouldn't photoshop it....my opinion..... Bt d pic fine sha undecided
RomanceRe: All About Valentine's Day by callMeAlpha(m): 3:29pm On Jan 27, 2016
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RomanceRe: Could This Be The Most Beautiful Girl You Have Ever Seen? by callMeAlpha(m): 6:07am On Jan 27, 2016
eddyroyal:
Guy the girl is pretty just say it.Buy the way, where is the "padlock head" and "kpomo lips"?,you claim your babe is "Prettier", upload her pix let's see. See your face like something wer them dey use separate fight.mtcheeeeew.
hahahaha....bro ain't boasting... She's got d smooth and cute skin nt like she's very pretty....and abt ma face thing u said,I could bet one of my 6 packs that u ain't one quarter as handsome as I am. undecided
Nairalanders can check for themselves.. And BTW..u look like Adams Oshiomole,..re u guys siblings?
RomanceRe: Could This Be The Most Beautiful Girl You Have Ever Seen? by callMeAlpha(m): 5:47am On Jan 27, 2016
@Op if you've been to a University before you won't say DAT.... As a graduate from Uniben,I know how many girls I came across during my 4 years stay that were Extremely gorgeous.. She's nt even close...sowi!..see her padlock head self and kpomo lips,even my babe is prettier
RomanceRe: Pinkbarbie Called Me Ugly, Do You Agree? (pic) by callMeAlpha(m): 5:35pm On Jan 26, 2016
I don laf tire grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Am Dying In Silence by callMeAlpha(m): 2:19pm On Jan 26, 2016
Sorry bro you've elapsed the required time limit to woo her...3 years?....sorry bro,you've been friendzoned,you're nw like a brother to her,jst look for other girls...*My opinion*
RomanceRe: Do Tall Single Guys Still Exist by callMeAlpha(m): 10:59pm On Jan 18, 2016
Haddasah:
I am tired of seeing short guys around me,my height is about 5.8ft or more than...just wondering if all the tall single guys are taken undecided
did u jst say "tall single guys"?....ok,am coming lemme check if am still single
PhonesRe: How To Read Whatsapp Message Without The Sender Knowing. by callMeAlpha(m): 1:06pm On Jan 18, 2016
Giditivity2016:
Your WhatsApp will surely have settings

do asif you are on the chat page
den left click, dats your menu button
click on settings
you will den c privacy
bro plz I've been longing on joining a project fame group on WhatsApp since I plan on going this year,plz how can u add me to the one above..plz
RomanceRe: Women Are Devils by callMeAlpha(m): 10:26am On Jan 16, 2016
Borbor calm down.....ur pricck no sweet....period!!...
RomanceRe: Who Said I.m Not Cute, I Try Naaa. Photo..... by callMeAlpha(m): 8:26pm On Jan 10, 2016
At first wen I saw the first few pics,I was like "its manageable... Nt until I saw the last one...really Horrible.... By d way,do u av a girlfriend?...jst asking
RomanceRe: How Can I Make Her Forget Her Ex-boyfriend by callMeAlpha(m): 6:43pm On Jan 10, 2016
@Op....have u ever heard of the word #Rebound?....trust me that's wat u are...
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious photos of a single girl and her friend who is about to get married by callMeAlpha(m): 5:10pm On Jan 10, 2016
Lolz....make sense.



First to comment...
EducationRe: 7 Things You Should Know About NOUN- National Open University Of Nigeria. by callMeAlpha(m): 5:08pm On Jan 10, 2016
Abeg leave NOUN for LAWMA
EducationRe: #onlyinfunaab Now Trending On Twitter (pics) by callMeAlpha(m): 5:02pm On Jan 10, 2016
Dry...not fun at all....#LifeinUniben still has no match..
RomanceRe: Isn't This True About Men And Women Behaviours? (PICS) by callMeAlpha(m): 7:30pm On Jan 07, 2016
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RomanceRe: Pls Is This Reply To An Ex Bad?? by callMeAlpha(m): 5:04am On Jan 05, 2016
How can she be ur Ex wen u didn't bleep her?......or did I miss dah part undecided huh
RomanceRe: Is This Enough Reason To Breakup With My Boo? by callMeAlpha(m): 11:01am On Jan 04, 2016
petkruz:
Then he should leave me alone. Why did he come back for a better relationship if he was still pained?
to get his last fucck sweetie!,I bet he didn't bleep u to his satisfaction the last time u guys fuccked..so jst chill,dats men for u,av u ever tried to know how he felt during those periods wen u actually left him?..so u know how many hours he spent online looking for article on "how to get ur Ex back".?..trust me Karma never misses..
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by callMeAlpha(m): 5:50pm On Jan 03, 2016
Bt nairaland girls ugly sha

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