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omron:
tanx for your reply,, but pls what is the hope of guys that keeps a long distance relationship with their babes for like let's say they meet twice in a year do u think such lady will have a guy servicing her or not? A girl told me yesterday dat his boyfriend is out of d country that if she need sex now she knows how to get it

lol...take the first letter of ur monicker and place it after the "m",yeah,u guessed rit,that's wat u are

Jst in case

They want to be sure if they re going into a relationship or a well

.the one before the one before the one before the one before the one above me is seriously lost

The truth is u want us tell u if you luk pretty or nt,here is the truth, you're soooo far from fine,let alone pretty and also work on ur self esteem



Less I forget, ur skin looks reddish yellow
The color of ur eye is confusing. .don't even know if it's black,brown or blackish brown

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Should av been a snake..lala where re u

kellystech:
U seriously need help, am still surprised how u where able to land a girlfriend with such attitude

girl friend dey hard to get,no be 3 20 naira,based on dollar Don high?

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That lizard looks like comodo dragon to me

.them say person wen Don faint b4,no be stranger to death,its obvious d groom has been shanking her punny long b4 marriage, wit d power vested in me and also following d doctrines of d Bible, I declare dis wedding Nul and void for distruction of her warranty seal before payment and d guds returned to d seller

Estharfabian:
Well, it's About time the tables Turned, for a change!


Modified:
I just read it..
It's Almost saddening.
The thing's, You were Too Engrossed. An Ambitious Student should and Must know how to Balance education with Relationships.

while You're busy having makingout sessions And fidgeting Your heart around....Always have it At the back of your mind that You still have a future, worth planning...


Or just be like me! Steer clear from Relationships whilst in school! it'll save you a lotta heartbreak and whatnot!

Well, All hope isn't lost. You could still work Hard and Put together those shattered dreams of yours!

we dey wait for u for service, better sharp ur punany wait for us

Gud news for we Prospective corps members,so that as the girls dey fantasize on getting a life partner, we go dey busy dey shank the punnies

Pheals:
Where does she dump you ? enh lover boy ! U are sent to school to learn u failed to focus on that .... And your partner don't fail to remember y she was in school .....I hate it when people blame people not worth to be blame for their failure









My brother no one want to associate with failure


Florence can u excuse me ? Have got lectures to attend !

Rest in peace Engleesh

If this thread make front page,I'll go kill a snake,then caption "Photos of a snake killed by a prospective corps member"hopefully mine would make

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ForeverNew:
must u give birth? can't u adopt?

tɛʟʟ tɦat tօ ʊʀ ʍօtɦɛʀ ɨռ-ʟaա.. Lօʟ..ʊ ʄօʀɢɛt Na Aʄʀɨċa ʊ dey

U ռɛʋɛʀ ҡռօա aռʏtɦɨռɢ at aʟʟ...I ʊsɛɖ tօ be ɨռ a sɨʍɨʟaʀ sɨtʊatɨօռ աɨt ʍa Nօա Ex,աɛ ʟօʋɛɖ ɛaċɦ օtɦɛʀ sօ sօ ʍʊċɦ,I ʍɛt ɦɛʀ ɨռ sċɦօօʟ աɛռ sɦɛ աas ɨռ 100ʟ aռɖ աɛ ɖatɛɖ tɨʟʟ sɦɛ աas ɨռ ʄɨռaʟ ʏɛaʀ,,sɦɛ աas ɛʋɛʀʏtɦɨռɢ a ʍaռ ċօʊʟɖ ɛʋɛʀ աɨsɦ ʄօʀ,աɛ ռɛʋɛʀ աaռtɛɖ tօ քaʀtաaʏs ɖɛsքɨtɛ ċօʊռtʟɛss aɖʋɨsɛ I ɦaɖ ʀɛċɛɨʋɛɖ ɮօtɦ օռʟɨռɛ aռɖ օʄʄʟɨռɛ,ɖɛռ I ʍɛt a ʄʀɨɛռɖ օʄ ʍɨռɛ աɦօ ɨs aռ Ss,aʄtɛʀ ɢɨstɨռɢ ʍɛ ɦɨs օʀɖɛaʟ aռɖ aռɖ ɛʋɛʀʏtɦɨռɢ, tɛʟʟɨռɢ ʍɛ ɦօա sօʍɛtɨʍɛs ɦɛ ɦatɛɖ ɦɨs քaʀɛռts ʄօʀ ɮʀɨռɢɨռɢ ɦɨʍ ɨռtօ ɖɨs աօʀʟɖ,ɛʋɛռ aʄtɛʀ օʊʀ ɢʀaɖʊatɨօռ, ɦɛ's ċʊʀʀɛռtʟʏ ɨռ sċɦօօʟ ɮċօs ɦɛ ʍɨssɛɖ ɦɨs ʄɨռaʟ ɛxaʍs ɮċօs օʄ ɦɛaʟtɦ ɨssʊɛs.. Bʀօ,tɦɨռҡ tաɨċɛ,tɦɛʀɛ ʀɛ ʍօʀɛ ʀɛasօռaɮʟɛ, ɦaռɖsօʍɛ,ɮɛaʊtɨʄʊʟ աօʍaռ aռɖ ʍɛռ օʊt tɦɛʀɛ tɦat ʊ ċaռ staʀt a ʟɨʄɛ աɨt... Bċօs ɨʄ ʊ ʋɛռtʊʀɛ ɨռtօ ɨt,ʊ ʍɨɢɦt ɛʋɛռ ɖɨʋօʀċɛ aʄtɛʀ ʊʀ ʄɨʀst ċɦɨʟɖ.. Fօʀɢɛt aɮt CVS aռɖ Aʍռɨօċɛռtɛsɨs, ɨt ɖօɛsռ't աօʀtɦ tɦɛ stʀɛss,ʀɨsҡ aռɖ ʍօռɛʏ,ɛxċɛքt ʏօʊ'ʀɛ a ʄaռ օʄ aɮօʀtɨօռ

Hmm

Una Don fucck finish abi,..Na to jump enter fresh pricck..the fukcing continues until both prick and puccies become bored wit each other,then they'll jump to another.. The circle continues till they finally end up in the hands of the unlucky once who would settle with DeM for life...hmmm...life is really a pusssy race according to Lil wayne

Diddyydiva:
Who is mad ?



The op or the Ex

I don't even know

Lovetinz:
Learn English!
https://www.nairaland.com/2964434/really-suprised-jamb-307-score#43375500

lol....may God forgiveth u

Lovetinz:
Learn to write proper English.

borbor correct d inglish..I too know,Na ur mate hit 5.0 for Unilag..

Modsenemy:
So?

Let's use it too?

lol..no I was kinda funny to me...the dude seem like a huge fan of android

A female friend of mine sent dis to me,she said she saw it on her Ex bf status on Fb,she actually broke up with d guy for another guy abt 5 months ago,I could bet DAT d guy really loved her,they actually dated for abt 3 years or so.she said she was perusing people's status normally and she came across it..lol..wanna hear ur take on it..


Never settle for anything less than what u once had,failure isn't loosing something big bt rather once inability to see the importance of something bigger.. Jst like android,u don't go from 5.0 lollipop to 4.0 jellybean or 4.4 KitKat bt rather 6.0 marshmallow or higher,and trust me,I always archieve them,my competitors re ma motivators,so challenges re always welcome, dey re ma motivation,nw that's being tof.....500% goal getter

fayose4real:
Good afternoon my fellow nairalanders, pls what are the ways or steps in which one can take to divert or reduce the level of love towards his partner in a relationship, for example if u really & truly love her to the extent that you can't get ur self if you dnt see her in a day, u like to be arround her at all time, u dont like her to be away from u at any time, even if she needs to be away for some good & acceptable reasons u derive unspeakable joy chatting with her whenever you are lessbusy tru watsapp or any messanger available, as in you cant just stay a minute without remembring her whenever she is away, despite all these if one's partner is taking his love for granted or doesnt value his love or didnt even reciprocate & by so doing seriously hurting d feelings of her partner (not delibrately o), & you av talked her down on it so many times & av even tried so many ways to make her knw how it normally affect you emotionally but all to no avail. How can you reduce your level of love for this king of a person? what ar the activities you can engage in to divert ur attention off her at some piont in time? especially if d man is a type that doesnt take beer or nt used to going to clubs, or doesnt fancy wayward life & didnt knw how to make friends (let me say an introvert). pls someone is in need of ur candid advice

bros u no get job,see as u just dey invest time wen u supposed dey hustle dey act tellemundo movie...OK lets be serious, you're over investing in d relationship and its very unattractive...secondly you're sex starved,invite her over,bleep her a couple of times and you'll feel great...