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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waec Coordination For May/june S.s.c.e. Begins On 19 June, 2015 by Callmemike(op): 3:09pm On Jun 14, 2015
twistakelv:
How can one apply for it
Find out the marking venue in your locality. Then in Friday afternoon, go there with your credentials. You will take it from there
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waec Coordination For May/june S.s.c.e. Begins On 19 June, 2015 by Callmemike(op):
Corp members can gatecrash. They stand a chance of getting a pack.

Also, school leavers and undergraduates can also apply as Checkers.


Ps: Front page at first hit. Nothing really grand about FP. Anyway, wish you guys a happy outing this weekend. When you get pack na Godwin
Jobs/VacanciesWaec Coordination For May/june S.s.c.e. Begins On 19 June, 2015 by Callmemike(op): 2:36pm On Jun 14, 2015
I have received my notification inviting me for WAEC marking on 19 June 2015.
While WAEC marking is not an employment opportunity, and cannot even be quoted in the CV as a viable working experience, the advantages of coordination and marking can be seen below

1. It puts some coins in the pocket. In about 5 days of using ur leisure to mark, you are guaranteed at least N10,000. Can serve some purposes

2. The informative content of the coordination is helpful for teachers. Helps you know the best way to prepare students for the examination. It also enriches the teacher's research and lesson notes

Please, invited or not, if you live near the state capital, check the marking venues used for coordination. Gate-crash (if not invited) and you may be fortunate to get a pack.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Probe Amnesty International Report On Torture by Callmemike(m): 1:05pm On Jun 04, 2015
The child that dances usurugede does not know that usurugede is the dance of the spirits. Buhari's dance so far has led to the following convictions

1. By the end of this month, if there is no PUBLIC asset declaration, then we know he cannot keep his words

2. His wife's watch saga has opened the eyes of many to see that he is not as poor as he campaigned to be, to borrow money for a presidential form.

3. Most of the things i read about him it is always I, I, I. That shows a great l=t about how he views democracy and governance

4. Well, the talk to appoint himself as the Petroleum Minister is still a rumor. Will not wade into that, yet.

Quote me, criticize me, it is welcome. I just wish we can be objective. I am just a neutral. A philosopher once said, 'The optimist is a better reformer than the pessimist, and the one who believes life to be pleasant is the one that alters it most'.
PoliticsRe: Price List Of Sessions At Aisha Buhari's Beauty Institute by Callmemike(m): 9:58pm On Jun 03, 2015
neocortex:
Your types are why this country is not progressing.
Buhari sold himself including his family as modest and you were one of those championing that lie.
Now that the scam has been exposed you had to make up different scenarios just to trivialize the extravagant lifeßtyle of the Buharis who don't care about milkions of Nigerians that struggle to feed themself daily.
It is better you actually "stop talking". And before you point finder at the previous administration you might want to answer this : who would you be more angry at on sighting them drinking : a friend of yours who claim never to have taken a sip or the one that used to drink at parties ?
God bless you my brother. Blind bats will never see.
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Buhari’s 15 Advisers by Callmemike(m): 2:48pm On Jun 03, 2015
madjune:
You either learn to read your books well or stop dry jokes.
Buhari never said he would stabilise oil price nor make the naira equal to the dollar.
He only said he would give his best towards achieving these.
And of course, he nearly achieved it in the 80s.
You either learm to keep quiet when a truth is said or you own up and move on if u cannot meet with it. Buhari said those exact words. So don't try to hide the truth. Come ooo, what is with you e-warriors and covering for the misdeeds of your politicians? And you say u want to fight corruption
PoliticsRe: Buhari Walk The Talk (apc Manifesto At A Glance) by Callmemike(m): 6:52pm On Jun 01, 2015
ooshinibos:
Callmemike can you honestly say that the income generated in Nigeria cannot fulfill these goals huh, back in the 1980s when we earned less , these goals were achieved ..or do you prefer the Nigerian devils and evil doers to siphon the Nigerian money abroad like the previous government -poverty development party

it better to set goals ..it gives you a vision unlike our GEJ madness
I like your optimism. Really. However if you economically analuze our present state, will you find these goals realistic? If we really want accountability, Nigerians should hold the present government to the last letter of these promises. Talks like 'fulfill 70% and we are ok' will not help in the long run. I am neither a Tanoid nor a Buhari supporter.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Walk The Talk (apc Manifesto At A Glance) by Callmemike(m): 4:17pm On Jun 01, 2015
These goals are utopian!! Reading the manifesto, i cannot help but notice that there is no set plan as to how they will be achieved. Whatever happened to honesty? Promising what you cannot fulfill is not a positive CHANGE you have all been shouting over time. And i even pity the people who think that these ideals can be met
PoliticsRe: List Of The Things Buhari Promised Nigerians - Vanguard by Callmemike(m): 8:52am On May 30, 2015
dustydee:
Which oil market was he referring to? Is it the international oil market or the local oil market? Surely he can stabilise the Nigerian oil market and he will.
What is a market? Arrangement for buying and selling. Our oil market is dependent on the International community OPEC. Our oil market is an international market. Don't make excuses for someone's flaws. Just own up and continue. It happens to us all.
PoliticsRe: List Of The Things Buhari Promised Nigerians - Vanguard by Callmemike(m): 7:59am On May 29, 2015
dustydee:
Maybe you should watch it again . . What I heard (that is if you are referring to the channels interview) is "I will stabilise the oil market" and I can't fault him on that given the events of the past few days in Nigeria.

Now, did he say "price" or "market"? Be truthful.
The oil market is OLIGOPOLISTIC in nature. So, i'd ask you this; Can Buhari stabilize the oil market? Is Buhari OPEC? Do you understand what a CARTEL is? So, his stabilizing oil market or oil price are both unviable!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Sunderland (0 - 0) On 20th May 2015 by Callmemike(m): 9:53pm On May 20, 2015
CR77:
grin absolute nonsense tongue
so is it absolute nonsense now? Thank you, again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Sunderland (0 - 0) On 20th May 2015 by Callmemike(m): 7:58pm On May 20, 2015
=CR77 post=33933360] grin absolute nonsense tongue[/quote]Thank you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Sunderland (0 - 0) On 20th May 2015 by Callmemike(m): 6:22pm On May 20, 2015
Well it does not look very bad for Sunderland. If they can get a draw (that is a big IF), they can start breathing well. Arsenal is coming from a loss and a draw, and they will come out smoking. Prediction? My mind-Arsenal win. My heart- Sunderland, get a draw or win IF U CAN
RomanceRe: 5 Most Sincere Ways To Behave Around A Lady by Callmemike(m): 7:41pm On Apr 25, 2015
The number 2 is funny. But i get the OP's thinking. When u tell her that, that sex drive leaves her immediately, and she regains her composure. No sex, no pregnancy. QED.
RomanceRe: 5 Most Sincere Ways To Behave Around A Lady by Callmemike(m): 7:41pm On Apr 25, 2015
The number 2 is funny. But i get the OP's thinking. When u tell ger that, that sex drive leaves her immediately, and she regains her composure. No sex, no pregnancy. QED.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Can Solve This Simple, Yet Hard Aptitude Test Question by Callmemike(m): 2:02pm On Apr 16, 2015
pkjag:
It's simple base addition let's use base 9:
So 99+99+99=30
Those who have done computer science or electrical engineering will get it, for those who don't, we operate using base10, so for base9 let's all calculations such as 4+4=8 are the same as base10, but when it comes to calculations like
9+9= 20, it's just like base2 where
12+12=10.

You see in base9 the number 9 is the last number, so there's no 10, so when you add the last numbers together you get 20 for arithmetic convenience, how? well in base9 there are 10 numbers: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 so it'd expected that if you add the tenth number to itself it should give the twentieth number then if you add again it should give the thirtieth number.
Unfortunately sir, if you are doing an arithmetic in base 9, the highest number you will have is 8. So ccan you correct yourself and come up with your most astute solution?
PoliticsRe: Governor Okorocha Dressed As A Secondary School Student by Callmemike(m): 5:42pm On Apr 10, 2015
Manbryto:
U succeeded in saying nothing. Its u that I pity for being enemy of good thing and the pple of IMO. We kno where we are coming from and where we are now. A man that gave up his security vote. Where have u had of that before? Because his mass oriented policies did not favor u, cry me a river. Vote anybody u like, IMO needs rochas more than he needs them. Think abt that
What happened to our roads? City gate? Education in public schools? State hospitals? Lands of the people? I am not caught up to campaign for anyone, but the fact is that Rochas is a crank failure.
PoliticsRe: Governor Okorocha Dressed As A Secondary School Student by Callmemike(m): 12:21pm On Apr 10, 2015
eminikansoso:
old pix
although the man is trying unlike his predecessor grin
li live in Imo state. And i will tell you this: Rochas is perfect at deception. He makes people believe he is doing well, while in reality he is putting the state in a nose-dive. No sector is working in the state. None!! Go to I.T.C., Health, even quality education. I am sure peeps will come to prove i am wrong. The truth is, owerri is dirtier, our roads worse off, our lands taken from us forcefully. I pity Imo State if he wins this election.
CrimeRe: Friends Murder Influential Area Boy In Oshodi After He Decamped To APC by Callmemike(m): 9:33pm On Apr 09, 2015
People have lost all moral sense. They see nothing wrong with killings again. This is absurd! The truth is PDP, APC or any other political party will not put an end to man's woes! No political party is worth dying for, let alone killing for!
PoliticsRe: Igbo Groups Drag Oba Of Lagos To NHRC by Callmemike(m): 3:35pm On Apr 09, 2015
Toks2008:
lol thats the mistake you are making.

Jonathan can never be higher than an oba.

the office of oba is totally segregated and sacred and the things u say to a president and you go away with it cant be said to an oba.

i wnt argue this wth u but go get your facts right.
The Oba that even a Governor can depose!! The Oba is higher than a president of a country he is living in. A country's number 1 citizen. Tell me something, my wonderful tutor. You are full of wisdom. Please have a pleasant day. I don't have luxury of time wasting.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Groups Drag Oba Of Lagos To NHRC by Callmemike(m): 2:20pm On Apr 09, 2015
belabela:
Exactly my point he is not a democrat he is a monarch. Always understand a culture before making comments about it.
Monarchs don't know it all. They are humans!!!! He threatened a race, it is akin to instigating genocide. And so because he is a monarch, he cannot apologize when wrong? In my Village, the Eze monarch apologizes when wrong. We respect him for such nobility. Clinging to the dictates of power, as you have seen, makes matters worse. Remember, my dear friend 'power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely'
PoliticsRe: Igbo Groups Drag Oba Of Lagos To NHRC by Callmemike(m): 2:07pm On Apr 09, 2015
belabela:
Interesting point. But don't change the arguement. The arguement is Oba made statements that are disrespectful, hence you follow up by making your own disrespectful statement while condemning Oba for making disrespectful statements. How are you different?

You will make a better point when you say "see what Oba has said. It is disrespecful" and the whole of Lagos will say as they are saying that's uncalled for. But going ahead to make your own disrespectful statement attracts no sympathy.

The constitution of a democratic govt is different from Monarch. In England people criticse the Prime Minister but the Queen is left out of it. You have opposition party in democracy whose main job is to antagonise the ruling party you do not have that in Monarchy.

To misunderstand the governing structure of both systems of government is a major error which I think the Igbos are sleepwalking into in Lagos. You don't expect monarchs to apologise. Even Prince Charles refused to apologise for comparing Putin to Hiltler. Many people think he shouldnt take sides but then people are more reasonable or knowledgeable to know that he won't apologise.
Hmmmmm. I am for non-violence. Nut does it not strike you as odd that, even when wrong, someone cannot say, sorry? I think it is wrong. He crossed the line. Apology will not make him less respected, or less the Oba he is. But he will be adored more. That is my bane. Let hime take a cue from GEJ.
PoliticsRe: I Want To Die In The Lagoon Shirts Now Trending In Lagos by Callmemike(m): 1:54pm On Apr 09, 2015
yhusiee:
I heard d Oba tendered an apology 4 wt he said. We Nigerians r takin ds 2 far, esp d Igbos in Lag.
Show me where he did that. I think the whole tirade would have come down had he done that. But as i have read, it is kinda a Yoruba culture that the Oba can never apologize even when he is wrong. I am neither here nor there. Just saying that we are all humans, imperfect, despite our positions. And it will be more honourable to apologize when wrong. It can save many ills.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Groups Drag Oba Of Lagos To NHRC by Callmemike(m): 1:05pm On Apr 09, 2015
cbrass:
the ibos grin
Wrong answer sir. Do your study well. No tribe can lay claim to the ownership of a state capital (Abuja) or a former state capital (Lagos). Now what do you say?
PoliticsRe: Igbo Groups Drag Oba Of Lagos To NHRC by Callmemike(m): 12:53pm On Apr 09, 2015
HYPOCRISY IS WHEN YOU GIVE ONE PERSON A DOSAGE OF A TREATMENT AND ANOTHER A DIFFERENT RULE. WHEN GEJ, A PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY WAS CAJOLED AND CALLED ALL SORTS OF DEROGATORY NAMES, YOU ALL FLAMED THE FIRE. NOW, AN OBA, WHO IS FAR BELOW THE PRESIDENT IS IN THE LINE AND U JUST REALIZED HE IS AN ELDER. OUR PROBLEM - HYPOCRISY!!

belabela:
Okay atigbo. We don hear you. And you think you have respected yourself with these comments?

So how are you different from the Oba you condemn?
PoliticsRe: Igbo Groups Drag Oba Of Lagos To NHRC by Callmemike(m): 12:48pm On Apr 09, 2015
Toks2008:
Sometimes i wonder how foolishly sturbborn some people can be.

The Oba has said He was quoted out of context

APC has disociated itself from the Oba

Tinubu had apologized and even explined in details how igbos hve been favoured by APC these 16yrs

Ambode has distant himself from the speech.

Wat else do they want?

Now look at this post implying that the Oba of Lagos is ...

The opc is now threatening fire on anyone that abuses the Oba.

look here friends,you cant abuse the oba as you abused Jonathan and i imploy all igbos to maintain a status quo bevause if trouble starts,they will pray to turn bavk the hands of time.BE WARNED

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE REASONABLE
HYPOCRISY IS WHEN YOU GIVE ONE PERSON A DOSAGE OF A TREATMENT AND ANOTHER A DIFFERENT RULE. WHEN GEJ, A PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY WAS CAJOLED AND CALLED ALL SORTS OF DEROGATORY NAMES, YOU ALL FLAMED THE FIRE. NOW, AN OBA, WHO IS FAR BELOW THE PRESIDENT IS IN THE LINE AND U JUST REALIZED HE IS AN ELDER. OUR PROBLEM - HYPOCRISY!!
PoliticsRe: Igbo Groups Drag Oba Of Lagos To NHRC by Callmemike(m): 12:43pm On Apr 09, 2015
Oduduwaboy:
so what more do you guys want n'a? If you are that angry why not just leave Lagos & go to Umuahia ?
your intelligence is awesome. I marvel at the full load of wisdom you have upstairs. Tell me please, sir, which tribe owns Abuja? Which tribe owns Lagos?
PoliticsRe: Igbo Groups Drag Oba Of Lagos To NHRC by Callmemike(m): 12:40pm On Apr 09, 2015
olaniyanc:
Bastard. Uncultured guys. You don't talk to an elder like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPOCRISY IS WHEN YOU GIVE ONE PERSON A DOSAGE OF A TREATMENT AND ANOTHER A DIFFERENT RULE. WHEN GEJ, A PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY WAS CAJOLED AND CALLED ALL SORTS OF DEROGATORY NAMES, YOU ALL FLAMED THE FIRE. NOW, AN OBA, WHO IS FAR BELOW THE PRESIDENT IS IN THE LINE AND U JUST REALIZED HE IS AN ELDER. OUR PROBLEM - HYPOCRISY!!
HealthRe: 10 Months After Giving Birth, She Has Not Seen Her Menses, Pls Advise by Callmemike(m): 12:58pm On Apr 07, 2015
1. Go for another pregnancy test. It will not hurt

2. Is your wife exclusively breastfeeding the baby? If yes, then it is normal.

3. There is need to take more care during sex as she may not know when is ovulating till her period resumes. Check forms of ccontraception that suit u both.

And yes, i am married and i have an 11-month son. So i know what i am talking about.

God's blessings to you and your family.

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