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FamilyRe: Eight Expectations And Realities Of Family Life by Callmemike(op): 7:17am On May 14, 2016
After arranging the children's room and you expect it to stay that way.

FamilyEight Expectations And Realities Of Family Life by Callmemike(op): 7:07am On May 14, 2016
When you expect your child to eat her meal without any problems. Helloooooo! Welcome to the real world. She must mess herself up with it. That is reality

PoliticsRe: Petrol Would Sell N99.38 Per Litre Without Subsidy – PPPRA (may 2, 2016) by Callmemike(m): 5:27pm On May 13, 2016
whitebeard:
the only thing Nigerian's can do to the government is seat down and complain...pls quote me if I am wrong.."THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF THE GOVERNMENT " tell me if we use this ideology what do u think will happen in NIGERIA or any country.
V FOR VENDETTA!! THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Spends N14,000 Daily To Feed Each Prisoner — Minister by Callmemike(m): 3:43am On May 12, 2016
Okimski:
Hahahahahaha. But why you come make the salivate na
no be to kukuma go prison na?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Spends N14,000 Daily To Feed Each Prisoner — Minister by Callmemike(m): 4:34pm On May 11, 2016
Where is the hardworking lalasticlala? Please come and see the 8th wonder of creation!! Another Lai Mohammed has arisen. Even the devil has seen serious competition in fabricating fairy lies.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Spends N14,000 Daily To Feed Each Prisoner — Minister by Callmemike(m):
Now can you imagine a Minister opening his wide mouth to spew this rubbish? What do they take Nigerians for? So a prisoner spends an average of N4650 per meal? And our minimum wage is N18000. And this administration is not fantastically corrupt! This administration is very bold at spewing out figures, without correlating it with common sense and simple economics. That means that the prison must have a big menu for each prisoner;
Breakfast: 2 tins of peak milk, 4 eggs, 4 chicken laps, a bottle of wine, chocolate pudding for desert, 5 bottled water (Must be EVA).

Lunch; Garri/Fufu/semovita/tuwo/ (at the prisoner's liberty), one whole chicken, ice cream, juice.

Dinner; Pap,Fried plantain, 900g of Peak milk, Sharwarma/mutton/turkey(soft), wine, and bottled water.

Ps; Extra meal can be requested. Eating in between meals can also be arranged
PoliticsRe: Distribution Of Exotic Vehicles Divides Senators by Callmemike(m):
Lol. Na today? They are crying cos it did not get to them. In the voice ot Uche Ogbuagu, ''Ukochukwu na the same people''
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Complete WAEC Time Table Now Available by Callmemike(m): 1:34pm On Mar 17, 2016
Fake time table. Please when it comes out, the official WAEC website will carry it. Where are the trade subjects? This is one of the fake versions going on everywhere. I advise all waec candidates to disregard this junk here
RomanceRe: How Telemundo Destroy Our Ladies Emotionally by Callmemike(m): 5:33pm On Feb 24, 2016
My wife spends 7pm or 8pm- 11p.m. Or 12a.m viewing Zee world series, Monday - Friday. This really pisses me off. Have explained to her in clear terms how this is eroding our marriage, to no avail.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Eats On The Rug (Photo) by Callmemike(m): 12:02pm On Feb 13, 2016
I admire his zeal! His dedication is just there for all to see. CR7 celebrates every goal as if it is his first. Yet there is something good about his work- his team means a lot to him. And oh! How he smiles!!
PoliticsRe: NLC Shuts Government House Owerri by Callmemike(m): 5:23pm On Feb 10, 2016
abagoro:
Watch this video very well and tell me who the liar is. I guess you know the man on the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp4YW_MYnTA
Why do you bask at propaganda? I know people give half salaries, bounced cheques, or have not been paid for over a year. So why waste my time on a video you posted?
PoliticsRe: NLC Shuts Government House Owerri by Callmemike(m): 4:13pm On Feb 10, 2016
abagoro:
Liar. Will you swear with youf future?
Yes. I know people owed more that a year. Very sure. What bothers me is why you support falsehood with your whole breath. You are pitiable
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 3) On 6th February 2016 by Callmemike(m): 12:37pm On Feb 06, 2016
I see just one outcome. City win.
HealthRe: Lassa Fever Kills Two In Asaba FMC by Callmemike(m): 5:57pm On Jan 24, 2016
The Ministry of Health should better come out with a good action plan to get rid of this LF. Politicized speeches have little effect here. This is their first test but they have failed woefully. What if it was ebola?
TV/MoviesRe: Hilarious Conversation Between DSTV & Unhappy Customer by Callmemike(m): 8:15pm On Jan 09, 2016
I can't watch matches again at home. Wifey will insist on zee world. Just gotta recharge gotv for her
Jokes EtcRe: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Callmemike(m): 4:15pm On Jan 09, 2016
timilehing:
No abuse in my words. I only responded the way the posted. Interrogation comes before charging to court not after.
Take Metu's case as a reference point. The EFCC has the right to interrogate or invite him for questioning. But they have no right to detain him for more than 2 days. They are doing that cos they haveno evidence to charge him to court, and cos many gullible Nigerians are supporting this vice. What goes around comes around.
Jokes EtcRe: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Callmemike(m): 3:42pm On Jan 09, 2016
timilehing:
You mean accused are charged to court before interrogation?? You are a grade 1 nincom.poop
Awwww. Let me make matters clear to you. You may arrest, interrogate, or invite a person accused of a crime. However, you haven't any right to detain him for more than 48hrs. Hence it is imperative that you have your evidence before arresting with a view to detention


so you see why it is wrong to just abuse someone herein?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Leicester City Vs Manchester City @ 8:45p.m Today by Callmemike(op): 3:36pm On Dec 29, 2015
Arsenal's win yesterday put them at the top of the table, pending the outcome of the match tonight. A win over Mancity will see Leicester leapfrog Arsenal.

Vardy and Mahrez have a late fitness test due to illness and fatigue respectively. Mancity has lost Kompany who lasted 9 minutes in their win against Sunderland on Boxing day.

It promises to be an exciting game. Leicester is a near-perfect counter attacking team, standing 18th in possession in the league. Mancity has its away demons to cast away. Their game against Sunderland saw them clicking.

What is your prediction?
PoliticsRe: Armsgate: All Those Found Guilty Will To Go Jail – Buhari by Callmemike(m): 12:13pm On Dec 29, 2015
One thing that keeps surprising me is this: The Haliburton scandal is a ready money. Probe the offenders and collect your money. Why hasBuhari gone silent on this? Until that is done, we are not fighting corruption.

And how he speaks! Is the President to determine the terms of punishment for an offender? He should just take up all the arms of government. By the way the National Assembly we have is known for applauding Buhari even when he drinks water or sneezes!!
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Things The Bible Forbids, But We Do Anyway by Callmemike(m): 3:15pm On Dec 27, 2015
jrerico1:
2) Braiding your hair:

1Timothy 2:9
"likewise, I want women to adore themselves with proper clothing, modestly and discreetly, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly garments. "
If you just lifted that part alone, it also means that putting on gold, pearls or any costly garment is wrong too. Huh?
PoliticsRe: Assessment Of Some Nigerian Governors In The Year 2015 - Moses Ochonu by Callmemike(m): 12:28pm On Dec 26, 2015
@ Ujoatu and abagworo: Seen the truth? Hands cannot cover pregnancy. Rochas is a flop!!
PoliticsRe: The Christmas Tree That Cost Imo State Govt N600M by Callmemike(m): 8:54pm On Dec 24, 2015
Where is abagworo and/or ujoatu? Oya come and defend your paymaster without a conscience.
PoliticsRe: 2016 Budget Presentation By Buhari At Joint Session 8th Assembly by Callmemike(m): 1:00pm On Dec 22, 2015
emmasege:
My friend, the current NASS will be the worst in Nigeria's democratic history. An assembly that has its majority as APC zombies can never perform any oversight function on the current executive. They would rather perform oversight function on an extinct GEJ era, in order to be seen working.
Basic truth my dear
PoliticsRe: 2016 Budget Presentation By Buhari At Joint Session 8th Assembly by Callmemike(m): 11:50am On Dec 22, 2015
Rajjah:
hmmmmmmmmmm
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
PoliticsRe: 2016 Budget Presentation By Buhari At Joint Session 8th Assembly by Callmemike(m): 11:27am On Dec 22, 2015
Ebayray:
Lol, yeah... I wonder if it's a crime to drink water again ooo..

Even ma dad say na Harmattan catch Buhari mouth dats y he drank the water.. grin tongue.


Dy are always clapping at irrelevant things.
That is my bane. Always clapping over things that should pass. Are they called there to clap over the speech's duration?
PoliticsRe: 2016 Budget Presentation By Buhari At Joint Session 8th Assembly by Callmemike(m): 11:00am On Dec 22, 2015
Ebayray:
smiley.. Watching it live in ma house...

Lol, d part dat got me laughing was when he paused to drink water and dy all clapped @who does dat??!!

lipsrsealed.
Ask me oooo! Sepp Blatter tool sips yesterday. Who raised an eyebrow? Is it not a normal thing? Genuflecting before the president' s every speech and action does not speak well of the NA
PoliticsRe: 2016 Budget Presentation By Buhari At Joint Session 8th Assembly by Callmemike(m): 10:38am On Dec 22, 2015
This National Assembly is a joke. They should just lie down on the floor for the president. The President says two sentences they applaud. The President even DRINKS WATER, they applaud him for DRINKING WATER!!! Even some are taking selfies while the address is ongoing. Is this why they are there? So how can they objectively analyze the budget?
PoliticsRe: Imolites Storm Freedom Falls; Appreciate Gov. Okorocha (photos) by Callmemike(m): 1:40am On Dec 21, 2015
ujoatu:
GOV OKOROCHA CLEAR ARREARS OF SALARIES OF PARASTATALS & CIVIL SERVANTS UP TO DECEMBER

His Excellency, the Executive Governor of Imo state, Owelle Anayo Rochas Okorocha has approved the payment of all arrears of salaries for all Ministries, Departments, Agencies, all Health Workers, all Local Government Workers and parastatals up to the month of December, 2015 including the following:

1. State Directorate for Employment
2. Niger Delta Affairs
3. Imo Sport Council
4. New Partnership for African Development (NEPAD)
5. Water Corporation
6. Imo Water Development Authority (IWADA)
7. Environmental Transformation Commission (ENTRACO)
8. Imo Broad water Corporation
9. Imo Live Stock
10. Imo Cattle Market
11. Agricultural Loans Board
12. Arts and Culture
13. Imo Blue Lake
14. Imo Tourism Board
15. Imo Job Center
16. Imo PFMU and PSGRDP
17. Imo RUWASSA (UNICEF)
18. Imo Consumer Protection Council (CPC)
19. Imo Marking Company
20. Legal Aid Council
21. Imo State Investment and Promotion Agency (ISIPA)
22. Hospital Management Board
23. Imo Essential Drugs
24. Special Education Center
25. Deaf and Dumb, Orodo
26. Logara Remand Home
27. Poverty Alleviation
28. Zoological Garden
29. Agency for Formal and Non Formal Education
30. Heartland Football Club

All Directors of Accounts are directed to liaise with the Accountant on Thursday 17th December, 2015 for payment.

Please be guided accordingly.

Signed,

Ugwumba Uche Nwosu,
Chief of Staff
Question: Have they been paid their 8,9 and more months salary arrears?
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Prepares Imo For Christmas (photos) by Callmemike(m): 3:07pm On Dec 20, 2015
Daplux4:
Go and check very well most of them hv been paid and all the workers will be paid before 31 dec
Please stop spreading lies for political gains or cos of ignorance. Step out of your house. Meet people. I have an Imo health worker owed 11 months. I speak facts. These are people i know, people i met. Hold the govrnment accoun table and they can do well. Defend them like you are doing and it will get to you
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Prepares Imo For Christmas (photos) by Callmemike(m): 5:31am On Dec 20, 2015
@ Ujoatu: Go to Imo cultural centre, they are owed 9 months salary. Court of Appeal- 9 months. There is one at the same PH road, 13 months. Was interacting with state workers and i saw how bad they are being treated. Ur governor told dem that they will be paid last thursday, what became of it?

Every time your post is 'i came into owerri'. As you continue to defend falsehood and deceit, so it will get to you
NYSCRe: Nysc: Unaccounted One-two Months Federal Allowance For Batch B Corp Members by Callmemike(op): 3:40pm On Dec 19, 2015
fromnigeria:
Most times Pouplation is the reason for streams. You have a point and I wonder if thats what it Is.
Yes my brother. I understand the reason for the streams. Population is much. But my interest is with the allowance that will certainly not be paid, though it is resting comfortably in somebody's bank account.

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