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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by CallTheCops(m): 7:28am On Feb 14, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Una good night
the rejection really pained you grin
RomanceRe: How Much Should A Man Budget To Take A Girl Out On A Date by CallTheCops(m): 3:59pm On Feb 05, 2024
iamtardey:
that’s for lodging alone 👀😂
they're going out for a date, not to knack.
RomanceRe: Flyers For Hook Up Distributed In Abuja by CallTheCops(m): 8:44pm On Feb 02, 2024
Sure say na hook up abi kidnappers in disguise
RomanceRe: How Much Should A Man Budget To Take A Girl Out On A Date by CallTheCops(m): 4:33pm On Feb 01, 2024
10k atleast...
FamilyRe: Kebbi Holds Maiden Mass Wedding For Over 300 Couples by CallTheCops(m): 8:00pm On Jan 29, 2024
RomanceRe: Betting Has Really Messed Me Up by CallTheCops(m): 10:33pm On Jan 27, 2024
Juventus and Bayer Leverkusen happened to you grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by CallTheCops(m): 9:02pm On Jan 27, 2024
udatso:
Klopp is available when season ends. If we end the season with Xavi, we may not qualify for Europa
klopp said he wants to live a normal life for some time i.e take a break from football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by CallTheCops(m):
Some Barca fans sha. My goodness grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by CallTheCops(m): 11:43am On Jan 27, 2024
jpmoriarti:
9 years in Liverpool, 1 league title and 1 UCL. Lost two UCLs to same team.

No. I'll pass.

If Xavi had the stability and consistency Jurgen Kloop enjoyed at Liverpool, he would have reached a UCL final at Barca within this two years.
You are mad!!! Very mad!!!
SportsRe: The Most Beautiful African Female Fans At The AFCON (Pictures) by CallTheCops(m): 7:38pm On Jan 26, 2024
wonder233:
Low self esteem Africans. The list is almost exclusively light skinned girls
because black skin isn't beautiful. That's the bitter truth black people don't want to tell themselves
RomanceRe: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by CallTheCops(m): 9:34pm On Dec 02, 2023
SweetBuns:
Average height for females in Nigeria is 5'2 or 3
The average height for males in Nigeria is about 5'7 or 8
I want tall men and tall only begins beyond 6 foot. Or 5'11 if he has a really cute face
Any man below 5*10 is a dwarf
So what's your point?
how about a tall handsome guy with little or no facial hair? undecided
FamilyRe: My Father Preferred My Younger Brother. by CallTheCops(m): 1:48pm On Nov 12, 2023
Antai123:
Please friends I need your advice.
I already took a bad decision, I'm about to take another one, I just Pray that God helps me.
The story gos

I resigned from my former place of work because of hostility. I had to relocate to East, to take a bank Job, all I hoped for was to get reposted back to Abuja. After a while... But I have spent 3 months into the job already. And have this in mind, my accomodations is still existing in Abuja as I never wanted to leave the city.

Now coming to this part of the east, it happened that it's in the village, not really a town, and iam regretting already.

I want to go back to my base in Abuja, to make matter worse with my new job, I don't have time for myself, I can't even prepare for my ICAN exams. I want to resign and go back to Abuja.

The economy is hard now, I don't know how I will survive in Abuja now. Please, should I resign, what can I do to atleast survive till I get another job?

Please drop ur comment, please don't attack me.
Create a thread
Christianity EtcRe: Why Your Paper Bible Is Better Than Phone Bible by CallTheCops(m): 9:28am On Nov 12, 2023
Hohenheim:
Both of them are full of the same nonsense though, so not very different
if they're fool of shit like You say, why did you need to open and read the content of the thread? If you're not a Christian, simply scroll and pass. Nobody forced this thread on you.

It's high time you nigerian atheists learn to stop disrespecting other people's beliefs and mind your own business for goodness' sake
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by CallTheCops(m): 9:22am On Nov 12, 2023
The unbiased arsenal fans know what's up cheesy

RomanceRe: Has Anyone Used This Cream Before? by CallTheCops(m): 8:56am On Nov 12, 2023
Evestar200:
have you seen me in Real Life or you are using that picture to Judge me?
oh you've lightened up ( bleached up)? except that.
We both know that you're naturally not VERY fair
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Used This Cream Before? by CallTheCops(m): 8:31am On Nov 12, 2023
Evestar200:
Not true.

I'm a very fair in Complexion but I use Nivea products. (Soap and Cream).
You're not VERY fair. You're just fair
RomanceRe: Celebrate Us On Our 2nd Wedding Anniversary by CallTheCops(m): 12:48pm On Nov 08, 2023
Magnoliaa:
Congratulations 🧡.


I tap into your blessings for myself and manifest a marriage by December's ending, and two bouncing baby boys by next year's September grin.
so you don't want a baby girl 🌚
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by CallTheCops(m): 8:00am On Nov 08, 2023
BykeLaByke:
What is this about Xavi's assistant being his brother?

Hope it's some sort of sick joke.
Yes it's his brother
RomanceRe: Twitter Thread On Yoruba Women by CallTheCops(m):
Raskimonojendor:
Even an Ibo man from Anioma go dey claim south south. grin

Same way a Yoruba Ilaje man would be claiming south south.
Oya continue making a fool outta yourself. You tribalists should stop being emotional about everything. Na Una loud pass and attack pass but still cry victim at the slightest.
RomanceRe: Twitter Thread On Yoruba Women by CallTheCops(m): 2:09pm On Nov 03, 2023
SWATMan:
You are being too emotional. You concluded that all the posts were made by Igbos, yet you are also accusing the whites of the same crime you claim Igbos are responsible for promoting. Nairaland is also populated by people from your area who also brand them all sorts of name. Don't take nairaland issues yo heart it all cruise cheesy
Yoruba people are too emotional. I noticed it on nairaland, they're overtly reactive.
(I'm from the SS)
RomanceRe: Main Reasons Why Most South African Ladies Prefer Nigerian Men by CallTheCops(m): 11:25am On Nov 02, 2023
Purvan:
I bet it's because Nigerian men are just so much more charming, handsome, and successful than South African men. I mean, have you seen the way they walk? The way they talk? The way they handle money? No wonder South African ladies can't resist them.
You're handsome and charming but you thief mulatto picture put for dp.
You're not so confident of your looks I guess cheesy

Werey grin
RomanceRe: Main Reasons Why Most South African Ladies Prefer Nigerian Men by CallTheCops(m): 10:42am On Nov 02, 2023
pocohantas:
One of the few women capable of love found her way into the arms of a redpiller and guess what, she's still an EX. She didn't get the ring.

Haqhaqhaq!!!
fatality 🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Receives Certificate Of Return From INEC (Photos) by CallTheCops(m): 10:27am On Nov 02, 2023
Chicagograduate:
It seems yeye bellow and this damsel are exes or she refused to spread her legs open for yeye below to dive in that is why the incompetent governor is after her.
yamayama Bello na ashawo man shey you nor know? Na him dey knack and bankroll all those BBN girls
RomanceRe: Main Reasons Why Most South African Ladies Prefer Nigerian Men by CallTheCops(m): 6:43am On Nov 02, 2023
Lmao, You create thread to feel good about yourself only to end up being wiped on the floor grin

Kids for this romance section go just wake up create nonsense topic. Dimwits.
RomanceRe: Blackman IQ by CallTheCops(op): 2:35pm On Nov 01, 2023
TimiRume:
I think they are reliable to an extent. But not every factor was taken into account
ok. Thank you.
RomanceBlackman IQ by CallTheCops(op): 11:38am On Nov 01, 2023
So I was going through an article about racial intellect online and I saw that it's in record that blacks have the lowest IQ among the other races. Asians came first, Caucasians second, native Americans third and blacks scored the lowest.
I proceeded to do an online IQ test on freeiqtest.net and I scored 122. The questions were challenging though, and there was a timer.

I just wanted to know, how reliable are these online free IQ test platforms?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by CallTheCops(m): 10:46am On Oct 21, 2023
Leyqute:
Banter club.
no be you wey Liverpool flog 7-0 just yesterday here cheesy
TravelRe: Confidence Ogar Enya, Cross River University Graduate Dies In Auto Crash by CallTheCops(m): 8:28pm On Oct 20, 2023
Opanka44:
I need a help of 3k please my people.
Someone pls help me
Lol. No wonder your girl with heart issues no take you serious. Or you probably even made up the story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by CallTheCops(m): 6:42pm On Oct 20, 2023
AlphaNugget:
Simply put, CR7 is obsessed with goals.

Stop arguing like a kid.
You're stupid if you think someone who's obsessed with goals totally stops dribbling. Messi played as a false nine for a few years at Barca, even ibrahimovic had to leave cuz pep wanted Messi to be closest to goal yet he never stopped dribbling. Una go just troway Una brains when it comes to Ronaldo matter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by CallTheCops(m): 6:39pm On Oct 20, 2023
No be say he get any career threatening injury, he just stopped dribbling after his formative years 🤣🤣
Clowns.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by CallTheCops(m): 6:31pm On Oct 20, 2023
Ibime:
Ronaldo stopped dribbling in 2006 so counting stats from 2006 onward is useless. 2003 to 2006 are Ronaldo's dribbling years. From 06/07, nothing consign am with dribbling
why would an actual dribbler stop dribbling at age 21? Does this make any sense to you? Haba 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by CallTheCops(m): 11:32am On Oct 20, 2023
dammywapes:
Good
them suppose employ you to star as villain in a horror movie

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