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TravelRe: 387 Stranded Nigerians Return From Libya Amid Crisis (Photos) by calyto: 10:48am On Dec 13, 2017
You don't buy anything.

You live in your father's house.

All you do is come online to wail for free.

Do you even know names of the children of politicians you come here to support?

I hope you don't wail yourself into depression sha grin grin grin grin

Manson1:
"Before Buhari came to power:
I was buying a bag of rice N7,500 but later N23,000. Now N16,000. They said its for my own good, that local farmers are now very rich!

I was buying a bag of Semo N1,550 but later N3400. They said it is just to ensure food sufficiency!

I was buying fuel at N87 per liter, but later N145. They said it is just a temporal hardship for the nation to move on!

I was paying 1,000 NEPA Bill, but later N5,000, they said it is to ensure steady electricity!

I was buying a pack of sugar at N250 but now N500. They said I should thank God for this government!

Sanusi raised alarm about missing $20 billion during GEJ administration, later reduced it to $10 billion, the nation was agog. Under Buhari Kachukwu raised alarm of misappropriation of $26 billion, no reduction but he was asked to go and reconcile with Baru and story ends!

Naira was 178 to $1 under GEJ administration ,but under Buhari administration it went up to N500 to $1 and now exchanging for over N306 to $1 and we are told the economy is the focus of this government!

HoS raised alarm that my president was aware of Maina's return but choses to be quiet, no denial, yet, no reason was given to Nigerians for that!

We used to have presidential media chat in which d president keeps citizens abreast with what's happening, we only had it once under this administration and no reason is given for the alienation of the citizens!

My president went to Abia and Anambra on two days working visit and no single inmate was freed, he went to Kano and 500 inmates were left off the hook!

Almost 3 years gone, no single project has been commissioned under a government that has the highest history of budget in Nigeria!

I can go on and on...but, my challenge is that, people keep saying that PMB is the best thing that ever happened to Nigeria, even when this is not his first time in government. I am yet to be convinced."
PoliticsRe: List Of Factories Commissioned Since 2015 By Lauretta Onochie by calyto: 9:40am On Dec 13, 2017
Private companies not part of government's achievements?
But when private companies leave, the government is to blame right?

So when private owned firms create jobs and means of livelihood,it does not contribute positively to the lives of the people?
Wow!


NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This list is a compilation of unintelligent hallucinations.

How can the Federal government list private projects as it's achievements?
They forgot to add Ifeanyi Uba Stadium at Nnewi,
Davido's Shisha Room or Big Brother Naija 2017.

The Auchi fertilizer plant was built by the Lucky Igbinedion administration in 2003.
Two dead machines were bought, the building repainted and a jobless Osinbanjo came down to commission a non-functional block the size of a boy's quarters?

None of those factories have contributed positively to the overall lives of Nigerians.
I stand to be corrected.
PoliticsRe: A Clarion Call To Gov Ambode: Lagos Is Getting Dirty - Photos by calyto: 1:23pm On Dec 11, 2017
1. Blame Ambode
2. Blame the people
3. Blame Ebun Adegboruwa for dragging the govt to court until Environmental Sanitation was abolished
CrimeRe: Secret Cult Members Nabbed By OPC Members During Meeting In Lagos. Photos by calyto: 9:53am On Dec 06, 2017
Go and rest joor.
If you were there, they would have flogged you too

TheHistorian:
Is OPC now a legally backed security agency in Nigeria?

I'm awestrucked. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Protests At Libyan Embassy In Abuja Against Slave Trade In Libya (Pic by calyto: 4:53pm On Nov 30, 2017
Tell him that you started the insults first so that he will be aware?

Tell him also that you find it difficult to argue constructively

cc mynd44 Seun lalasticlala


PointZerom:
Lol, I leave you in the hands of justice mynd44 Seun lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Protests At Libyan Embassy In Abuja Against Slave Trade In Libya (Pic by calyto: 4:46pm On Nov 30, 2017
Your mama tell you say e pain am well well as i dey combo am? grin grin grin grin grin


PointZerom:
E pain am well well
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Protests At Libyan Embassy In Abuja Against Slave Trade In Libya (Pic by calyto: 4:32pm On Nov 30, 2017
You that is not possessed, you're fighting for your 419 pastors.
What's his business with Islam? If he sees a loophole in his own religion, it is only right that he speaks out afterall, that was what formed Pentecostal (Martin Luther was a catholic monk but he spoke up against extortion of the poor)
And for your information you bag of shit, daddy freeze has also said something. If you want to say more, direct it to who you want to(He's not your mouthpiece)



PointZerom:
Only those with brain will understand what I typed there. LIBYA is a Muslim country, let your Daddy Freezer call on Muslim clerics, politicians and pastors to prove to me that he's not possessed. What is Sultan of sokoto etc saying?


Pls respond with another anger.... I am waiting to treat you as you deserve.
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Protests At Libyan Embassy In Abuja Against Slave Trade In Libya (Pic by calyto: 3:00pm On Nov 30, 2017
And this is the problem. How does what you just wrote win souls for Christ.

You insult anybody that questions your pastor.

Is this not extremism? Why don't you allow God to judge?

I'm sure you will slap me back if i slap your pastor. grin grin grin

All these crude church goers, disgracing themselves upandan. This is exactly why i stopped going to Church-Anything against your pastor provokes you

PointZerom:
I agree with the pastor on the 52 demons that possessed Freeze. LIBYA IS 90% MUSLIM....For him to leave Islamic clerics including Sultan of sokoto, Emir of Kano etc and insult Christians on the wickedness of a Muslim country (Libya) is a confirmation that your Daddy Freeze is possessed by 52 DEMONS.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chukwudi Okoh: "Letter From Ogboni Fraternity Threatened Me" by calyto: 8:25am On Nov 30, 2017
Who send am? Na him do extremism first na
EducationRe: Kaduna Teachers’ Competency Test: The Untold Story by calyto: 4:52pm On Nov 28, 2017
LIES! They deserve to be sacked.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: 'If You Don't Pay Tithe, You Are Permanently A Beggar' by calyto: 1:50pm On Nov 24, 2017
God told him this too?

This Oyedepo is just a successful fraudster.

He talks anyhow, he's quick to anger,he curses as if he's the giver of life.

Since he won't respect himself, is it now safe for me to call him a wealthy idiot?
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Atiku Decams From APC by calyto: 9:50am On Nov 24, 2017
Presidential candidate that is wanted in America.... grin grin grin grin

The major problem that Buhari's government have are Atiku's mole who were given political appointment.....

people like

Malami
Mama Taraba
Garba Shehu
Dalung

No be only president, na field marshal
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Ask FG To Tell The Truth About Boko Haram.. by calyto: 9:14am On Nov 23, 2017
Beer parlour Northern youths you mean?
One Afiyo Elliot making a statement for the whole of North East, North West and North Central?

I see APC winning cum 2019 as PDP are not even coming close to playing good opposition. The only people opposing APC right now is APC
Christianity EtcRe: The Road That Leads To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's Hometown In Edo (Photos) by calyto: 8:52am On Nov 23, 2017
Is he the governor of the State?
Has he ever held a political appointment?
I don't like him at all(because he fries his hair) but building a bad village road is not his duty.
CrimeRe: 10 Youths Killed In Edo Cult War by calyto: 12:09pm On Nov 20, 2017
10 year jail term?

So who will snatch ballot boxes for politicians?
This is hate speech and you have crossed the red line
pascal558:
Bro nt in edo alone government need to start showing concern with the way people are dying,no human deserves to die this way!!10Year jail term to cultists will be a good way to start!!
PoliticsRe: Between Governor Fayose And Governor Nasir El-rufai On Twitter by calyto: 1:11pm On Nov 15, 2017
Think before you make comments.
Is this what you always do? Come online to spew rubbish without thinking?
Civilised people think while the uncivilised ones are always being called out.
You crossed the red line here. If it is your style, be rest assured that many more people will use offensive words on you in the nearest future

GeeOh:
Pls use ur head too,i only made comments and nt insults on anyone if u dont like what have said,be more civilised by making your comments without insulting other pplequote author=calyto post=62396585]
So what happens to the pupils while their unqualified teachers are being trained? Will the pupils train themselves or should the governor allow same teachers to teach them while they(teachers) undergo training(from the scratch)?
So why then do we complain that unqualified people fill the available positions while the qualified are unemployed?

Please use your head and stop being dumber than the dumbest
PoliticsRe: Between Governor Fayose And Governor Nasir El-rufai On Twitter by calyto: 11:03am On Nov 15, 2017
So what happens to the pupils while their unqualified teachers are being trained? Will the pupils train themselves or should the governor allow same teachers to teach them while they(teachers) undergo training(from the scratch)?
So why then do we complain that unqualified people fill the available positions while the qualified are unemployed?

Please use your head and stop being dumber than the dumbest

GeeOh:
NIGERIAN GOVT DOES NOT VALUE EDUCATION,WHAT IS WRONG WITH TRAIN AND RETRAINING THE TEACHERS,SUCIDE RATE IS ON INCREASE EVEN WHEN THERE IS HOPE OF GETIN PAID BUT GETIN IT LATE.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu To Freeze: We Will Listen To You On Tithe If You Fix Your Marriage by calyto: 2:45pm On Nov 13, 2017
Useless talk.

Does it mean David Ben-Enoch, Chris Oyakhilome and Chris Okotie are also not qualified to either talk about tithe or collect tithe since they are all divorced? including that GPM bishop?

All these people that want to judge for God sef......

If men were God as some of you worshippers of pastors think, Kumuyi's wife wouldn't have died of cancer; Reihard Bornke wouldn't have contracted cancer of the throat; Myles Munroa would have been alive by now.
In summary, men are not God so they can be wrong.
The new testament never mentioned where Jesus payed tithe or encouraged us to pay tithe. If you want to counter Freeze, back it up with the bible, not curses and plenty spiritual talk as if you are spiritual grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Police Teargas And Injure Shia Muslims On Arbaeen Trek In Abuja (Photos) by calyto: 3:16pm On Nov 10, 2017
Let them continue to break laws all because they can run to social media and cry blue murder. Since they have chosen to be socially conflicted, security forces will surely treat them like deviants
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Problem by calyto: 10:16am On Nov 03, 2017
I use 9mobile and i can chat on whatsapp grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: If You Could Exchange Your Governor For Another Governor, Who Would It Be? by calyto: 4:19pm On Nov 02, 2017
I will swap ORTOM with ogba taxi drivers' chairman. Do not trust anybody that 'calls himself' a pastor by 'himself'.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Celebrates His Mother, Rose Idibia's Birthday With Beautiful Video by calyto: 10:19am On Oct 31, 2017
Beautiful woman

She was a disciplinarian but Inno's (Inni rap was his nick name then) case was beyond her control.

Anyway, we thank God that he eventually became a huge success in Life.

Thanks to Barrister(blackface) and his brother Col.Sam Amedu rtd
Thanks to Coal city FM where they did their first jingle years back
thanks to Kennis music

Thanks to Edumare who has always watched his back.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by calyto: 4:12pm On Oct 27, 2017
22 “You shall tithe all the yield of your seed, which comes forth from the field year by year. 23 And before the Lord your God, in the place which he will choose, to make his name dwell there, you shall eat the tithe of your grain, of your wine, and of your oil, and the firstlings of your herd and flock; that you may learn to fear the Lord your God always. 24 And if the way is too long for you, so that you are not able to bring the tithe, when the Lord your God blesses you, because the place is too far from you, which the Lord your God chooses, to set his name there, 25 then you shall turn it into money, and bind up the money in your hand, and go to the place which the Lord your God chooses, 26 and spend the money for whatever you desire, oxen, or sheep, or wine or strong drink, whatever your appetite craves; and you shall eat there before the Lord your God and rejoice, you and your household. 27 [color=#990000]And you shall not forsake the Levite who is within your towns, for he has no portion or inheritance with you.
28 “At the end of every three years you shall bring forth all the tithe of your produce in the same year, and lay it up within your towns; 29 and the Levite, because he has no portion or inheritance with you, and the sojourner, the fatherless, and the widow, who are within your towns, shall come and eat and be filled; that the Lord your God may bless you in all the work of your hands that you do.


1. It should be paid annually
2. It should not be in a form of money
3.The 10% should be shared into 3
i. Give one-third to the Levites;
ii.Share the other to the widows,sojourners and the fatherless;
iii. Use the third one to throw a party so as to be at peace with your neighbors


But above all, it is no longer valid because that was the Jewish faith and we are Christians.
Remember, CHRIST DID NOT PAY TITHE


Kaslyni:
Whats your understanding of that scripture? (deut 14:22)
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by calyto: 3:10pm On Oct 27, 2017
TITHING is SCAM if we call ourselves CHRISTIANS(followers or disciples of Jesus)
Jesus himself never paid tithe so why should i?
These same people who quote Malachi are thesame people that will ignore Deuteronomy 14:22...;
These same people who quote Malachi are thesame people that will justify why it is not sinful when women don't tie headties to church;

These same people who quote Malachi 3:10 are thesame people that will ignore where the bible in the old testament said some animals are unclean and should't be eaten;

Dangote doesn't pay tithe. So why is he the richest Nigerian?

Why should i even think of funding these endtime pastors' flamboyant lifestyles sef?

Anyway, na una sabi
PoliticsRe: Prophetess Victoria Fayose's 78th Birthday Photos (Governor Ayo Fayose's Mother) by calyto: 4:33pm On Oct 25, 2017
SAME WOMAN THAT USES PAMPERS ACCORDING TO HIS SON?

So she is presently wearing pampers underneath that skirt right now?

Wonders shall never end huh huh embarassed
PoliticsRe: IPOB Should Be Converted To A Political Party - Kanu’s In-Law And IPOB Prophet by calyto: 4:00pm On Oct 25, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Flexherbal:
"Yahwins young however warned IPOB members to stop insulting him so they don’t regret in future “please watch what you say so that you don’t have to regret latter”
CelebritiesRe: Purity Okojie Photobombs Mercy Johnson's Pictures by calyto: 1:33pm On Oct 19, 2017
Money changes everything.

This dirty Ebira girl with dirty colour and irritating pimples for Navy town ratings quarters, Ojo just like yesterday o.

See how God don change her story.
Christianity EtcRe: How Do You Fight An Ancestral Python Spirit? by calyto: 11:41am On Oct 18, 2017
Your problem is simple...

1. Stop going to bed hungry(Hunger cause bad dreams
2.Treat yourself of malaria(you may be having high fever)
3.If your church teaches this kind of belief, change it.(You cannot make any headway with this kind of thought)
4.It there was any thing called ancestral python, it would have killed you in the days of your ignorance(when you were too young to think as crazy as this)
5.Stop believing this bullshit cos its bullshit. You will be free

BYEBYE


zerotouch:
Good day fellow Christians. I really need help with a battle i am facing currently with an ancestral python spirit that has been troubling my family. It's a psychic spirit that even reads my mind and plants wrong dream s in my head. i know you will say Mfm but believe me, I have been there twice.

My only succour is Bible reading before sleeping. My financial situation has dwindled to the extent it distracts my prayer life and even tries to steal the word from my heart
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa And Her N1.3m Gucci Lilith Leather Top Bag Step Out In Style by calyto: 11:35am On Oct 18, 2017
You are an unrepentant idiot?

Since she has the money and don't have a husband, does it concern you how she spends her money?
It is her money, not yours.
If you think life is all about having children, how about Rev Frs/sisters who don't have one? Are they not living?
You Mr/Mrs adviser, what has your knowledge fetched for you?
Shebi na all of us dey dis street dey read news together?

Teaching what you don't know.

#AwardWinningFool




Evaberry:
1.3 Million bag but no husband and no child


sleeps alone at night and her womb is becoming useless as its not doing its job.


she should invest more money in finding a husband or getting pregnant and having kids as her existence is useless right now.

you know u r miserable toke and no amount of bags or shoes can fix the tears that comes out of your eyes
CelebritiesRe: Dammy Krane Goes On Shopping Spree To Update His Life (Photos) by calyto: 11:21am On Oct 18, 2017
This Buhari wey win presidency over 2 yrs still dey pain you?

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Oya no vex, he will leave office by 2023

Infajay:
Lia Mohammed cousin..
I pray this guy make heaven
PoliticsRe: Wike Concludes Plans With Real Madrid For Football Academy In Rivers. Photos by calyto: 8:48am On Oct 18, 2017

Why do you guys like being deceived?

Wike concluded the plans while standing? No paper work? Or is it that camera men were not allowed to enter? Hear me clearly you foolish fools, your governor and his delegates used your money(not mine) to buy VVIP tickets and that was why they had that opportunity to take pictures with known figures.
Argue with your idiocy
grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ibe Kachikwu's House In Abuja Is On Fire by calyto: 4:19pm On Oct 16, 2017
So why are you copying from your whatsapp group and pasting on my mention?

Do i sound like someone that is as pained as you are?

Buhari or no Buhari, i am sure of my salary and i will also harvest and sell my farm produce to complainers like you at a very high cost.


colli247:
If Buhari didn't win in 2015, we would have thought by now that Nigeria would have been like London.
Thank God he won for everyone to know that he can't perform magic.
Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped.
He later paid subsidy. You clapped again.
He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped.
He devalued the Naira. You clapped.
He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped.
$1 is officially equal N360. You are still clapping.
He said he will make petrol price to N40, you clapped,
Now petrol price is N145, you clapped and do protest in support.
He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped.
Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping.
He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped.
Its getting to three years, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping.
When he cancelled Military road blocks, you clapped.
When he asked them to go back, you clapped.
When PMB promise to end medical tourism, you clapped.
When he spent months in UK hospital and allowed local doctors on strike, you clapped.
APC apologists and co. Do you still think Buhari has integrity.

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