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Kingray10:
U no see ur childish thinking, he do well for one side. Idiat. Delta central and the whole riverine area when they generate the money for the state he neglect am, and you say he do well. Waiting delta north they generate for Delta state Just ask yourself and idiot okowa carry our money develop only that section of the state, when no they generate Kobo. You get luck say you no they my front you for collect.

Really? You're talking rubbish.
Over 55% of oil & gas comes from Ndokwa West/East & Ukwuani which are in Delta North & you've the timerity to open that lousy mouth of yours to ask such silly question. Ishilove you dey see wetin I dey see, them dey rubbish your region o, all these Urhobos think they own Delta.
Even the overhyped Ibori only concentrated in his hometown Oghara during his time, he couldn't complete any project outside Oghara, Okowa completed Steven Keshi stadium started by Ibori, abandoned by Uduaghan. The shortman devil Uduaghan bought only buses with no road to ply them.
As far as governance is concerned in Delta, Okowa is the best, he is only second to Ogbemudia if you include Bendel

Maberu:
you are too much, see how you floor that mumu nyanmiri

Please respect yourself, this healthy conversation is not for touts found in the motor park area

christejames:
Wow!



You mean they own Remita?




I see where the money is coming from, thanks a lot.

This is arguably the best exchange i have seen on nairaland in general and politics section in particular.
I had to login to tender my appreciation after seeing your engagements devoid of insult, toxicity, character assassination and malicious gossip etc.
You guys did well and I look forward to seeing more healthy and intelligent expose like this here on nairaland. Kudos Mooh247.

Afamed:
The Pandóra thief has no ball. Under the serial habitual liar, the medical doctors were on strike for over 13 months when the Pandora thief was a Gov in Anambra state

While he was a Gov, Anambra state university was also on strike for 6 months.

It will do you good to read from the horse's mouth. Read the link below to educate yourself https://twitter.com/urchilla01/status/1526918705304719361?t=RO63_no1rnhdwqIVErK-NA&s=19

HRprof:
If your your dream is to go flex abroad no wahala but don't write off Nigeria because no place like HOME Every country has it own challenges you will find out when you get there. You can not compare America of over 300 years to Nigerua of 62 years. Their country was once worst than Nigeria before it gets to the level if is now but they did not abandon it and fly to African rather their youths developed their country to become their dream land of today.
You have heard it from the horses mouth

See mindset na,Oya compare Nigeria of 62years with Singapore of 57years, is it not a shame ?
Na people like you make politicians dey misbehave, Imagine the lame excuse

Most people uses GIF, but do you know who invented it ?
NwaNimo1, you've GIF collections which you always upload here on nairaland made possible by this man's invention, oya come and pay last respect
Lalasticlala, mukina2

1stNumeroUno:
How much can I thank you @cameroncucumber! It's crazy, my spouse went to NIS Ibadan today and came back with the passport.

Till Saturday evening, our contact was still saying it hasn't gotten to our turn. I only told my madam not to mention her plan to go to Ibadan to him. She got there around 10am this morning. Then she looked around for those younger officers who she begged and tipped. As in just within 2hrs everything was sorted. It was like a dream o, mehn...

Thanks bro.

You're welcome Sire.
I am glad your madam has collected her passport. Best wishes in your/her travel endeavors, represent the country well when you finally travel abroad

Deicide:
This question is for non technical people, when you hear Computer Science what comes to your mind, what is the Job description. Cause I have noticed when I tell people I study computer science they seems to not understand what it is and just assume we are Yahoo people or even worst Lazy especially when your work is mostly remote.

Initially, whenever i hear Computer Science, the job/occupation that comes to my mind is Business center with desktop computers, printers & scanners where you use ms office, do online registration, print & do photocopy for customers etc.
These inbuilt thought changed when I gained admission & started mingling with more informed people. Computer science is wide & wild

Greathand01:
Good evening, please how much did the person pay for the passport in Ibadan, cos the price they gave me doesn't correlate at all, someone told me its 49500 in Ibadan for fresh passport/32pages/5yrs.

Good evening.
He paid 45k fresh passport/32pages/5years

1stNumeroUno:
Hello House,

My spouse did her capturing at NIS Ibadan office mid-October 2021; the officer we engaged has just been full of stories - initially there is no passport, later the Passport has arrived but there's a huge backlog. This week now he said passport is exhausted again and they're expecting supply from Abuja...and he doesn't know how soon. 4 months counting, it's all cock-and-bull story.
Is there any way around this...it's so tiring

He is lying to you guys. I will advice you to visit Ibadan immigration where you captured. I am sure your spouse passport is ready.
I had to login to reply you. My cousin who captured in Ibadan on the 10th of January 2022 collected his passport on Wednesday 23rd February. According to him, each time he called the officer he engaged there, the officer kept telling him no booklet. Luckily for him, on tuesday 22nd february, he was in a shop buying something and overheard someone informing another person that he just collected his passport. Then he enquired to know when the person captured, which he told him he captured on the 5th of february and collected on the 22nd of February. So my cousin called the officer again, he said no booklet. The following day being Wednesday 23rd February, he went there, lo & behold his passport was ready as at 25th of January. According to him, immigration didnt send him any sms. So Oga just go there and check

Vinnie2000:
O Bob! You be OG for football. Nomvethe, Benni McCarthy and Subisiso Zuma dat used to spray his hair like Sisqo!

Benni McCarthy was more popular & played in a bigger club but I preferred the combination of Nomvethe & Zuma...
BTW, I started watching football from a very young age

In Africa : Siyabonge Nomvete & Sibusizo Zuma . I.enjoyed watching these bafana boys
In Europe : Alan Smith & Mark Viduka , they were delight to watch even when fighting relegation
In South America : Ronaldo Delima & Rivaldo (2002 Korea/Japan semifinal commentary between Brazil & Turkey remain rent free in my head the combination of Ronaldo & Rivaldo is unstoppable . This same line was repeated in the finals against Germany
In North America : Landon Donovan & Brian Mcbride . Love their charisma
In Asia : Junishi Inamoto & Heditoshi Nakata good runners with the ball
In Australia : Harry Kewell & Tim Cahill. Represented Australia well

lalasticlala:
Kindly provide direct link to the original source

Couldn't copy the link, but these are the screenshot

Cheapgadget:
Prof. Oludare Ogunlana wrote:

Our boys whom we sent to the Universities to study are now living in hotels doing Yahoo, defrauding people.

They are not studying. They are sorting. Bribing lecturers for pass.

They only come into the campus with convoy once in a while to show off. Guess what?

Some lecturers are even worshipping them.

Our teenage sons are now driving Benz in the university. They are now the latest boys in campus.

The houses our sons are living in the university are now flats and duplexes as against the self-contained we used to know.

Well furnished and more beautiful compare to room of some state governors.

Our sons are all married in the university but single at home.

Girls crawl around them... living with them, cooking for them, doing all sort of things with them...

These girls are our daughters whom we sent to the university to study.

They are in every clubs and hotels....they are in every front cars, fastening seatbelt, snapping and moving their lips like DOGS.

My recent research in Nigerian universities opened my eyes to the recent ugly reality. I wept for the future.

These are teenagers, not even adults.
Guess what?

We still see them as children who know nothing.

I don't want to mention names of hotels in IBADAN, LAGOS, IJEBU ODE, ABEOKUTA, AKURE, EKITI STATE etc you will see your sons and daughters. They have been living there for months.

Nobody is going to school. Who school help? Don't you get it?

Those teenagers— boys and girls are abusing drugs. Not just igbo but cocaine and tramadols.

I have boarded a vehicle with a young girl in AGO-IWOYE who had some crack (cocaine) in her purse.

Because she's too beautiful, police that stopped us to search didn't search her but searched us all.

On the way, she brought it out, gently fix some into her nose and threw the little remaining substance through the window.

I remained deaf and dumb until I got to my destination and paused, she paused; both of us paused.

Who will save this generation who painfully are our tomorrow.....

*AND WE SADLY KEEP QUITE!*

*EKUN OLA!*

This so called prof is a thief, shameless one at that. Why plagiarize someone's intellectual property?
Seun , lalasticlala, mynd44 delete this post asap. The real owner of this article is one Maazi Ogbonnaya Okoro II . He made this post months ago on his Facebook page(Maazi Ogbonnaya Okoro II).
It is so pathetic that a supposed prof will change the name of the cities (ASABA, ONICHA, ÓKA, OWERRE, ENUGU)in the original article to IJEBU ODE , LAGOS, IBADAN, AKURE ABEOKUTA in his plagiarized rubbish. He replaced NSUKKA with AGO-IWOYE.
The so-called prof is not even smart, he failed to change paused. In all Maazi's post he ends it with I paused, they paused and we all paused. You can check his Facebook posts & confirm it

This is massive and commendable. 67000 houses started, built and completed under 4 years in new cities east of the capital Cairo, but in Nigeria, the 2nd Niger bridge is taking forever,
what of Ajaokuta steel? Lagos-Ibadan? Abuja-Kaduna-Zaria-Kano? Onitsha - Enugu express nkor?, East-West road? Warri-Ughelli-PHC, dualization of Ughelli - Asaba Express road that started since 2007 has not been completed, even some part of it that has been completed are an eyesore. It shall never be well with all our leaders past and present and their online keyboard warriors...
Lalasticlala abeg push this to front page make APC/PDP zombies see a working govt, not a shameless wicked govt of Owo mi DA , looting, corruption and embezzlement

A D.umb assertion by FIFA. Why saying Okocha is Africa's equivalent of Ronaldinho? This is the height of insult and mother of all D.umb comparison.
For crying out loud Okocha was so good they named him twice, magnificent and flamboyant footballer that made us glue to our sanyo black & white TV. He went on to dazzle the world and became a record signing after his exploit in France 98 world cup ( I still can't forget how the commentator said it is Okocha vs Denmark as against Nigeria vs Denmark). Dinho is good, no doubt but saying JJ is his african equivalent na big insult. Even at PsG Dinho was a green horn. The disrespect for Africans is too much , that was how one D.umb reporter was seeking Eto's advice for Fati since Eto played with Messi, you can imagine the insult. Eto been an outspoken man of honor quickly corrected the st.upid reporter that Messi played with him(Eto) and he didnt play with Messi...

Happy birthday to the legendary football maestro Augustine Azuka Okocha. Issa Hayatou might have done his worst, first them carry your 98 apoty give Moroccan Hadji , later na Eto still collect am in 2004. You might not have been recognized with any coveted individual award in football , but those who watched you knows you were robbed. Growing up, You were a darling to watch, kids wrote your name at the back of their shirts just to show you how dey idolized you. If you were to be an European or a South American, I am very sure you would have scooped alot of individual football awards

Lol, this guy mumu die, slawormiir shey u nor give your bendel brother orientation? Ishilove Abeg come and carry your kwale/ukwuani brother o. BTW, wetin be mgbada?

He will be freed, shoot at sight is for the southerners

Thanks tunaxy. It is like you're talking to me lol...
Started with CSS, HTML , JavaScript, then react.
Php , c#, back to php for wordpress (I have not even mastered it), then I enter python-> django...
Na wa for me

MackyNaija:
@ Firefox01 , uchman , Sherlock5577 , xxxXXXxxx , gracefoundmme , Brightfab , alfonso36 , Drella...
and everyone else, thank you all for your good wishes!


@Drella, it was an Msc in Industrial Engineering. It was the Best Decision I made in 2016 - planned, implemented, and left in July 2017.
You too can do it if you are thinking about it.

With projections to be scheduled for an immigration interview earliest December 2021, as I saw the card with a 2031 expiry date, water full my eyes but as a strong man, I refuse to cry . I just said "Oluwa bu Eze!" cos I cannot explain how I was approved in 6 months instead of 18 to 24.5 months as I projected.

Glad I am not where I was a year ago, making progress and you can too (no use the money build fish pond , come yankee come discover your full potential).

You've said it all @ the bold. All those people wey go dey advice intending travelers to invest their money, shey Una dey see am? And to intending travelers, no allow anyone deceive you o, don't use your traveling money to invest in this country o, instead invest in yourself by jappaing legally to a working country with a working system. Naira is becoming useless everyday, getting visa is becoming difficult our passport nor get head. Use the money invest in yourself by jappaing

MackyNaija:
Back for 5mins from my hiatus..

Unexpectedly received my 10 year gre3n card today. Took 1/3 the time I thought it'd take.
Too little chance to 'celebrate' it as I am busy cooking something.

This Cali, we MUST comot!


And for the Fall 2021 batch of incoming students, may your journey be fruitful.
I recently completed 4years in the US and I have totally forgotten I ever schooled here. Life's too fast!

You'll be fine, just stay strong and always keep your morale high. Las las... All will be well.

Congrats Mackynaija, wishing you more greater heights. 2017 seems like yesterday when you drove from PH to Lag to begin this journey. What can I say? You're an inspiration, how I wish my stubborn friend listen to me

henro757:
I have printed this piece and filed it as an Emotional and reality check when I land there.I appreaciated with a greatful heart!

How far henro757 ?
It's been long since you last logged-in to this forumn, hope you're good and in the UK already?
Abeg, come gist us small

As seen in Delta state. The Delta state chapter of APC is sponsoring free viewership of tonight's UCL final between Manchester City fc and Chelsea fc in all viewing centers across the state.

AsabaPropertyAg:
Unfortunately no now

I don't understand, how do you mean (Unfortunately no now)? Is it that there's no house of my budget or you can't post pictures

AsabaPropertyAg:
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(1.) Bedsitters/Selfcon:

Marble hill 160k
Jehova witness 220k
Anwai Road 170k
96k by 74.

All 2 Bedroom Flats: off Okpanan Road.

Jasmine 500k
Conerstone 550k pop
Conerstone 500k
Redeem Road 600k
Redeem Road 750k
Redeem Road 1m
Redeem Road 450k.. upstairs
Redeem Road 400k pop
Jehova witness 500k
Naira & kobo 400k.
DLA Road upstairs pop 400k
Jehovah's witness 200k (on the tarred road)

All 3 bedroom Flats: off Okpanan Road.

Eagle square upstairs 600k
Jehovah's witness upstairs 600k
Naira and kobo upstairs (new) 500k
Eagle square 450k

All Room & parlour:

Redeem Road 350k/400k
Marble hill 500k
Nwanworlor 250k
Mariam Babangida 250k
St bridges 180k
Room & parlour with wardrobe and kitchen cabinet in Talita 180k

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Good evening & happy weekend!
Please, can you post some of the pictures for 2bedroom flat ? Budget is 300k in a good neighborhood with light & devoid of flood

Suuz:
Hello everyone,I just want to say a HUGE thank you to Oga Justwise and Menakay, @Menakay, if not for you, I won’t have applied for 5years visa, I really hope you still come to this platform and you get to see this message.
I just collected my passport 5minutes ago, this is my timeline;

Biometrics- 16/09/2019
DMC Transfer- 16/09/2019
Concluded- 02/10/2019
Collection - 09/10/2019
Picked up Passport today with 5years Visa.

Congrats Suuz

Suuz:
To be honest, you’ll be wasting money if you apply, first of all,
1) if you were a salary earner, I would have said you go as a tourist without mentioning the friend you have over there because they won’t consider any “internet friendship” , she can only be seen as your friend if you’ve met in person. (This is just My opinion).

2) You don’t have a job/business to come back to after your holiday so they’ll see you as someone who won’t come back once granted the visa.
My first application was refused because I didn’t submit any evidence of having a job.
I wish I could give you a positive response but I am just telling you as it is.

Suuz, Thanks I appreciate..
Mercifulangel we are just friends, she just want to help, marriage is not in the pipeline coz she's older (49)...
Giselle 237, I appreciate too..

I must leave Naija , I will try the schooling/masters option, let me discuss with her first

giselle237:
And you don’t have any employment for now... ok lets say it this way.. if you were the visa officer would you give a visa with such circumstances and why..
You currently don’t have any ties to show that you will come back to Nigeria and you cannot sponsor at least some of your travel with such account balance ... these are d greatest hurdles
Lastly have you and your Facebook friend met before?

Thanks bro & I understand u...
I want a better life bro & she is ready to help(she knows much about nigeria), i am a graduate no job but i be electrician...
We have not met, she prefer me coming over to avoid spending double...
Pls just help with the steps, getting money outside my 250 to fund the application won't be an issue, I just want the steps pls

giselle237:
How will you be able to prove your friendship with your Facebook friend?
then your employment status is a problem ... most UK visas are granted to adults when they can pay for their vacation not another adult sponsoring everything for them .. well no kwalms if you want to go ahead
Are you married, any children, have investments or landed property?

Thanks for ur reply...
I am determined to apply, Pls just give me the step by step process..
I am single ,no child, no landed property just have small money (250k) in my account, but these will not discourage me from applying

Pls gurus in the house, help me with the right information...
My fbk friend has invited me to visit her.
She said I should apply for 2 weeks holiday visa....
I am 29 & currently unemployed , she will fund the travel expenses & will be staying in her place.
What document do we need to apply for visa?
Pls it is urgent, we just finished video call & she said I should make enquiries & get back to her.
Help a brother, justwise,Giselle237,BizBloke, suuz etc