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lalajnr:

Sharon6:
. A.

Xtramagann:
V

Teewhy2:

Olymind:
K

Tigurro:

hakeem4:

lalajnr:
U

KnightsTemplar:
The truth is that crime rate is higher in the US than it is here. I Watched an interview of an American woman who was questioned about her decision to move to Nigeria, and her response was that, she was more worried about being shot and killed in the US, than being kidnapped in Lagos. Just that the US have a working system, and a more responsive security system as the case may be.

Hadampson:
Don't be. Nigeria is welcoming to visitors from different countries. Many have visited and they said good things about Nigeria.
Nigeria just like other countries is not perfect. There are good and bad side. Just make sure you follow the safety tips and you won't have any problem

Below is a screenshot of an Moroccan that visited Nigeria few years ago.

MMXX:
Werey shey dem be mate for music ni

ILoveDemMANNA:
Shut up , Nairaland porn images poster and canceler,
Dem MANNA has exposed you tey tey, stop disguising

Righteousness2:
Fight Climate Change?
This is one of the Greatest deceit and Folly of Humans in this Generation.
This is one of the reasons why this Rebellious Generation will be Destroyed.

No technology, government, Money or whatever can do anything about the Events shaking the world. These are GOD'S actions to let us know the time we are in. Infact if they make any move in the Name of fighting Climate Change, Expect Greater Mind blowing Disaters.

The Solution is for The Nations and People to do away with Evil, Abominations, all sorts of Wickedness and Submit to the Lordship of JESUS CHRIST.

Any other thing done will Bring in Hailstones and Brimstones.

Have you seen HEAVEN ?

OnlyDeCapPlease:
True. Unless it was a fellow female who put the clothes on, her privacy was violated. Covering her and standing guard to relevant authorities came would have been sufficient.

Caaz:
Some of you just commented without reading.seems you have serious issues with comprehension.

misterme:
BREAKING!!

NIGERIA RESTRUCTURING BILL CONCLUDED READY FOR RATIFICATION:

Below is the kite being flown by the Federal Government on Restructuring

Nigerian Economic Restructuring Bill 2021

[1] Nigeria will be made up of 42 states, with seven per each of her constituent geo-political zone. These shall be:

South-south
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] Western Ijaw State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Kwara State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusua

[2] Each state will be responsible for creating and funding its local governments as it deems fit. Local governments will be funded internally by the charging of a local tax, which will be augmented by a state grant representing no more than 10% of TV
[3] Over a 35 year period, we gradually migrate back to the 1957/58 revenue sharing formula agreed by our founding fathers at the Lancaster House Conferences in London under which the federating units will control all the resources within their domains and remit 50% to the centre

[4] Our federating units will keep 50% of all the revenue that they generate, put a further 20% into a central pot called the Excess Federation Account to which everyone can have access as the need arises, 10% will go into a geo-political zone account and the remaining 20% will go to into the Federation Account used to run the federal government

[5] With regards to all other resources, we shall move towards this immediately but in the case of oil and gas, the move will have to be gradual due to how dependent we have become on these two resources. A gradual migration shall take place over the next 35 years in this manner: 2000 - 13%, 2021 - 18%, 2023 - 20%, 2025 - 25%, 2030 - 30%, 2035 - 35%, 2040 - 40%, 2045 - 45%, 2050 - 50%

[6] Every one of our 42 states will be set a target of generating at least $2bn in export revenue. Any state government that attracts inward investment to the tune of $1bn, will get a corresponding grant from the federal government

[7] Any state that fails to generate as much revenue as it spends for two consecutive years as from 2020, will be subject to an immediate declaration of a state of emergency. It shall be administered centrally by the federal government until its books are balanced

[8] Every state must seek to generate at least 30% of its internal revenue from manufacturing and services, with a migration away from primary products to value added production

[9] Every state is free to create more local governments provided they meet the necessary criteria which includes holding a referendum and the fact that the local government area is self-sustaining. To be recognised as a local government area, basic facilities that must exist within the domain include 20 primary schools, five secondary schools, a local government headquarters, at least one vocational training college and at least one public health centre

[10] All local and state governments will as a matter of course award supply contracts to companies that manufacture products within Nigeria. Only as a last resort will companies that manufacture products abroad be granted government contracts.

Model404:
lol, number 6 though........... Old debts are forgotten, just dey whine urself

quentin06:
Are we really united?

DamnnNiggarr:
is Uganda an acronym??

wittywriter:
I hate nonsense!
This is nonsense!

Changing a name wouldn't change the characteristics of the subject or object matter.
Nigeria's problem is in it's leadership type and policy structure not in the name.

Whoever brought this useless suggestions is very dumb! I'm not sorry to say.

©Wittyness

Celob:
what does this UAR stand for?

1) Countries that have acronyms beginning with U are bad bitches
Most of the countries with acronyms starting with U are usually in control of some sort of world power. Look at USA, UK and UAE. Emulating the good processes they went through to get their countries to be so powerful is stressful and will take time.
So, just change the name and begin to manifest

2) At our old age, we are still bearing the name a white woman gave us
Nigeria is going to mark 61 years of independence in 2021, but we are still bearing the name a white woman gave us? O wrong nau. We need to really prove “we was Kings”, so a new name is in order.

3) A chance to boost creative spirit
With this new name, a lot of new slangs will need to be created. Naija can no longer exist, so maybe UARija. Either way, it will give Nigerians UARians a chance to come up with some new slang. That might keep us busy for another three to four years so we don’t notice how the country is not progressing.

4) We are a very united country
How else can we prove that we are a county founded on Unity without adding United to the country’s name. So what if we had a civil war and people are being kidnapped and ethnic cleansing is going on. If United is in the name of the country, then it has to be true.

5) UAR does not sound like Nigger Area
Now, when they start dragging UARians online, they can’t say our name sounds like Nigger Area. They can only use our lack of electricity and infrastructure as an insult.

6) We have tried everything to fix this country, a new name might help
Nigeria has tried everything possible to move forward. Instead, now we have one dollar going for about five hundred naira at the black market. Since our leaders cannot be bothered to do anything serious like actually do their jobs, maybe a new name will help. All debts are forgotten, old things have passed away and we have become new.

7) We are the African giant
How do we cement ourselves as the African giant? Is it through a thriving economy? A safe country for its citizens? A place that allows ease of trade? OF COURSE NOT!!! We call ourselves the United African Republic.