ortodox: Mine ws a terrible xprnc.
was goin 2 chrch very early in d mornin n one muslim tout grabbd my bag frm behind n strtd hittin me on d face. i stil bear dt scar til date. he wntd usin a knife bt tnk God i ws spared. he partd wit my bag whch contained my 2 wks old nokia fone,Bible n offern money.
He mst b dead by now because I rained curses on him n I hatd al abokis sinc den.
Its an exprnc i'l neva fgt.
i cldnt go 2 chrch as my face ws soakd wt blood. Some gud samaritan hd 2 tk care of me.

Foxy_Osamadeen: BENIN — CRISIS is brewing in the leadership of Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, as members from the Niger Delta, under the aegis of Global Peace Relief Initiative, led by Prophet Jones Erue, yesterday, faulted President of the association, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, over what they described as the unacceptable comments made against them, following their attempts to reconcile the G-7 governors with the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

In a statement by Prophet Erue, the Niger Delta pastors described Oritsejafor’s comment to the effect that CAN was apolitical, as laughable, accusing the CAN President of getting involved in politics of calumny and name dropping.

They said that they might not be as rich as the CAN President or own a private jet, but were men of integrity.

The statement said: “We are disappointed that a leader could sit and watch his two children fight while the rest of us suffer only to come and blackmail those who take their time to seek solutions to the crisis.” They warned that no amount of blackmail or intimidation would deter them from the noble mission of rescuing the country from imminent collapse.

“It is surprising that Pst Ayo Oritsejafor, the CAN president will handle issues of immense gravity and national importance hastily, with levity and without discretion. The first and easiest thing to know about a man is his name; it is a pity that the CAN president does not know the name of the group of clerics he is addressing nor their affiliates.

“Expecting him to have minimal knowledge on what they stand for, will be tantamount to exerting too much pressure on his aging gray matter. We are begging his aides and personal assistants to do their job well and stop exposing this great man of God to disrepute.

“These eminent clerics and their affiliate, Global Peace and Relief Initiative have taken on a laudable project of consulting across all interest group and stakeholders concerning the Nigerian project. Nigeria is the only country we can call our own and as fathers we cannot fold our hands and watch intolerance and impunity destroy our nation.

“To place the records straight, we have not made promises to any persons and we have not used the name of CAN, we have an affiliate whose mission and vision best defines our activity. We are noble men and do not rail accusation on authorities.

“It is a pity that the handlers of the CAN president have allowed miscreants, to drag him into a show of shame, misinformed the press and over laboured the corporate affairs commission with a futile search.

“If we may ask, whose registration were they authenticating? A group they barely know its name? This is a faith based Non Governmental Organisation, NGO, with memberships spread across the nation. Our main business is advocacy, conflict prevention/ resolution and facilitation of peace projects whether individual, group, organisation or government. We create a good soil for developmental projects and people oriented policies to thrive

“For the CAN president to say CAN is apolitical is laughable, as the same president is involved in politics of calumny and name dropping. “The CAN’s statement as reported by the media does not represent the facts on ground but a mere imagination. Calling names at this critical period of the nation’s political development does not represent the responsibility expected of a great leader of Pastor Ayo Oritsejeafor’s capacity”

“We want to place it on record that the Bishops and Clerics in this body may not own private jets but are men of unquestionable character, dependable leaders, and stewards of peace and holders of reputable degrees. The leader of this group Prophet Jones Ode Erue is a highly respected both in political and religious circles. Many people have benefited from the peace initiatives by this great icon since 2002 till date.

“When men lack purpose and relevance, rather than encourage others with vision and purpose they become detractors of good and well meaning Nigerians. “ We are disappointed that a leader could sit and fold his hands and watch his two children fight while the rest of us suffer only to come and blackmail those who take their time to seek solutions to the crisis.

The forum wishes to state emphatically that no amount of cheap blackmail or intimidation can deter it from this noble mission to rescue the country from the imminent collapse which can be averted. “We are duty bound to restore peace and unity to our dear country, Nigeria.

” We will continue with the ongoing consultation with all stake holders in the task of putting Nigeria back to the road, to national unity and development” stated.

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/crisis-rocks-can-pastors-move-oritsejafor/#sthash.PDtriitr.zM5VWCBU.dpuf

experience16:
strange beings do exist. I cud remember when I was studying in UNIBEN. I stayed off campus in Ekosodin then. I went to read in the night in the Faculty of Education but I cud no longer continue reading due to uncontrollable sleep in the class,so I decided to go back to my room around 12:30am to sleep. As soon as I got to the Ekosodin gate, I saw somebody afar walking towards the village. As much as I ran to catch up with this person so dat we cud walk together becos it was dark, the more this person kept me a distance. The more I tried to catch up with him,the more this being kept maintaining dat distance. I gave up and concluded dat this so called man is not a normal human being. I got to my hostel and told my room mate. After listening to me,he said dat we should sleep and talk about it in the morning. when it was morning, my room mate woke me up and said thank God for ur life. He said, dat thing I was trying to walk with was a spirit. Since dat day, I stopped going to that village late in the night alone. So my nairalanders, they exist, pray not to have an encounter with them.
peace!!!!

crackhaus: I once ran into a really really beautiful fair-skinned gal back when I was in Uniport.
It was sunny and her skin glistened in the heat, almost like it was made of glass.

I made my move of course after I and my friends had gossiped her from a distance.

I begged her to take a photo with me at one of the photo stands close to Ofrima Hall, which she initially refused.

Long story short, this pretty little goddess finally agreed to oblige me.
But there was a big problem! After taking the shot together, she hurriedly left because according to her she had a class to attend.
I waited to collect the pics along with my friends.
When the photgrapher came back with the pics, he clearly was confused because he just kept looking at me with a strange face. I wondered what was happening. The guy then asked me, 'abeg bros, where you for see this girl?' 'Her face no dey show for this picture oo'

I looked at all the pieces, and just like he said, her face was covered with something that looked liked a bright light shinning from nowhere.

The pix was taken under the shades of a tree so there were no rays of sun.
To make matters more interesting, her hands actually looked like 'glass' in the picture...

IT WAS ALL SO BEAUTIFUL...

That was the day I decided that I will never let any beautiful fair-skinned woman pass me by without hearing my lyrics...
I fell in love with all women fair/yellow skinned that day!

kensto: I was having an argument with my wife over an issue which she was at fault. I angryly left the house to cool temper. I later came back and asked for my food ,she ignored me. I went to the kitchen to take my food, opened the pot to take the food. She came from where she was staying walked to the kitchen and closed the pot and then slapped me saying "how dare you touch my pot". I just stood there for some minutes wondering what i would do to her. Please tell me what to do.

kensto: I was having an argument with my wife over an issue which she was at fault. I angryly left the house to cool temper. I later came back and asked for my food ,she ignored me. I went to the kitchen to take my food, opened the pot to take the food. She came from where she was staying walked to the kitchen and closed the pot and then slapped me saying "how dare you touch my pot". I just stood there for some minutes wondering what i would do to her. Please tell me what to do.

justirich: 7. LSD
LSD (Lysergic Acid Diethylamide) is possibly the most powerful hallucinogenic drug known. It was discovered in 1938 by Albert Hoffman a Swiss chemist, whose actual purpose was to find a cure for the common cold. It has had a checkered history to say the least. Iconic public figures have, in the past, advocated its use: Hunter S Thompson, The Beatles, and Timothy Leary being notable advocates.

After 1-2 hours of ingesting the drug, visual awareness is heightened, sounds become enhanced, emotions and physical sensations are altered. The user’s sense of self and its interaction with people or objects, their concept of reality is generally brought to question. Strange visual stimuli, that may or may not be comforting or frightening overwhelm the user, there is a real risk of irrational fear taking over, paranoia, confusion or panic. Equally, some people have apparently wonderful experiences with none of these symptoms.

gratieao: Fashola na real clown! See as em de laugh like Ode

mrvocalprowess: U know,if we are lookin frm d moral point of view,den all nigerians are guilty.wats d main issue against gays in africa?-its sinful,its against "Gods word",against our tradition!but same tradition allowed killing of twins!same tradition alowed polygamy!same tradition alowed woman battery! But tins av changed,we need 2 realise gays hav rights too,dey are humans n av feelings like d straight pple ,2 grown men dat wants 2 shag eachoda z nbdy consine cos its nt hurtin anybdy!! U may say-dnt paedophile's hav a right too?hell no!paedophilia hav huge negativ physical impact on d litle girl dats y its wrng,but homosexuality doesn't!WE NEEED TO GIVE GAY PPLE DIER BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS n stop dis shallow excuse of religion or sin!or isn't fornication a sin too?? U can imagine how nigerians will react if d govt decides 2 make sex outside marriage illegal.....

inosend: THIS teaching is brand new. Why face a particular direction then?

inosend: THIS teaching is brand new. Why face a particular direction then?

Okija_juju:


Is that 'islamic'?!

Okija_juju:


Is that 'islamic'?!

Okija_juju:



What is dry Abulution?!

Dammy4all: but why do most of you normally face a particular place..i never knew Allah owns everywhere rit b4 now

Chukkasy: african man mentality, mtcheew

Silkmoth33: Seun Sorrrrrrryyyyy! But this guy should be prosecuted for this insult. How many professeurs did he consult about this project. Dis guy just unknowingly defamed not just unilag but nigeria as a whole. Such idiots shouldnt roam d streets proudly.

Him and dat guy dat gave him recommendations should b brought to d books. Chai!

lanrexlan:
1).You will be able to recognize in the Bible what may be described as "The Word of God."
2).You will also be able to discern what can be described as the "Words of a Prophet of God."
3).And you will most readily observe that the bulk of the Bible is the records of eye witnessess or ear witnesses,or people writing from hearsay.As such they are the "Words of a Historian".
The following quotations will make the position crystal clear:
The FIRST Type: (a) I will raise them up a prophet . . . and I will put my words in ... and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command him." (Deuteronomy 18:18)
(b) I even,I am the Lord,and beside me there is no saviour." (Isaiah 43:11)
(c) "Look unto me,and be ye saved,all the end of the earth:for I am God,and there is non else." (Isaiah 45:22)
Note the first person pronoun singular in the above references,and without any difficulty you will agree that the statements seem to have the sound of being GOD'S WORD.

The SECOND Type:
(a) Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying Eli, Eli, lama sabachtani? . . ." (Matthew 27:46) (b) "And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; the Lord our God is one Lord:" (Mark 12:29)
(c) And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? There is none good but one, that is God.(Mark 10:18).
Even a child will be able to affirm that: Jesus "cried" Jesus "answered" and Jesus "said" are the words of the one to whom they are attributed, i.e. the WORDS OF A PROPHET OF GOD.
The THIRD Type:
And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he,(JESUS) came,if haply he (JESUS) might find anything thereon: and when he (JESUS) came to it,(Jesus) found nothing but leaves . . ." (Mark 11:13)
The bulk of the Bible is a witnessing of this THIRD kind.These are the words of a third person.They are not the Words of God or of His prophet,but the WORDS OF A HISTORIAN.
But the Quran is a revelation from the Creator-Allah(swt).Allah says in
Surah Al-Imran 3:3- It is He(Allah) Who has sent down the Book (the Quran) to you (Muhammad SAW) with truth,confirming what came before it.And he sent down the Taurat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel).
Surah Hud 11:1- Alif-Lam-Ra.[These letters are one of the miracles of the Quran and none but Allah (Alone) knows their meanings].
(This is) a Book,the Verses whereof are perfected (in every sphere of knowledge, etc.),and then explained in detail from One (Allah),Who is All-Wise and Well-Acquainted (with all things).
Surah Al-Kahf 18:1 -All the praises and thanks be to Allah,Who has sent down to His slave (Muhammad SAW) the Book (the Quran),and has not placed therein any crookedness.There are many verses from the Quran that also testifies to this.So the Quran is a revelation from almighty Allah and no word of prophet Muhammad(pbuh) is added.....Peace

Alfa Seltzer: ^^^ misquoting me won't advance your cause.

dplomaticVal:

Owkies. thought you invented the doggerel.

Nevertheless VVF stil remains dangerous and deleterious

dplomaticVal: Nice piece bt poster you'R smh wrong by comparin lethal VVF wit imperceptible eczema. Its obvious that VVF is more deadly and ınımıcal than the latter. the disease as rendered alot of women useless so it isnt as smal as you think it is