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Webmasters / Re: What Will You Want To Achieve In 2014 As A Web Programmer? by cannonnier(m): 12:40pm On Dec 04, 2013
i want to build a android application with all features for nairaland. But first i will like to be "the programmer"
Webmasters / Re: What Will You Want To Achieve In 2014 As A Web Programmer? by cannonnier(m): 12:30pm On Dec 04, 2013
i want to build a mobile application with all features for nairaland. But first i will like to be "the programmer"
Computer Market / Re: Get A Brand New Laptop For Just #20,000 Only - Pls Read, Its For Real by cannonnier(m): 11:52am On Dec 04, 2013
at where?
How does it works
Properties / Re: House For Sale At Airport Ibadan For N75M by cannonnier(m): 7:26pm On Dec 03, 2013
zeelo2014: Nothing wrong with the house. Looking at the building from the roofing to the design u can safely guess it was built by an old money bag in the early 90's,probably a politician or business man, likely no longer alive with many children who most likely are not interested in keeping the property,best thing sell it off. Doesn't look like scam or fetish to me,if u're interested go check it out most likely negotiable.
i think this is the second account of the o.p

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Politics / Re: PDP Won't Miss Amaechi, Wammako, Others.- Tukur. by cannonnier(m): 12:57pm On Dec 03, 2013
indomie

Politics / Re: PDP Won't Miss Amaechi, Wammako, Others.- Tukur. by cannonnier(m): 12:54pm On Dec 03, 2013
Billyonaire: I remain a loyal member of the most populous Party, PDP is the only Party, all others are "Opposition", Show me a man in the Politicosphere that can win GEJ in a free and fair election. None, None and None.

I say it here for record, PDP will win 2015 Election and APC will remain opposition, life is too short to allign with an "opposition".

Join the Winning Team, Join PDP today and enjoy the breath of FRESH AIR.


BillyOnaire - Chairman, PDP (Nairaland Chapter), Aluta Continua, Victoria Aceta.
i always knew you are one of those guys that were given indomie noodles

Health / Re: If Proper Bathing Makes The Body Clean, What Makes The Towel Dirty? by cannonnier(m): 6:12am On Dec 03, 2013
idprincess: Because we are made from dust and so it can't be completely washed off. Ever.

Try it... No matter how hard you scrub or how much you wash your body, if you rub your finger/ cloth firmly against your skin, some dust will still come off.
you make me start wondering; but bross the towel was also made from dust.

infact everything is from dust. grin grin grin
Education / Re: ASUU To Parents: Keep Your Children At Home by cannonnier(m): 7:05pm On Dec 02, 2013
this image has some tribal sentiment in it.

G.A.D to it porter.

Religion / Re: Some Muslims Will Make Heaven While Some Christians Will Not. by cannonnier(m): 6:50pm On Dec 01, 2013
macof:


ignorance and limited knowledge is wat the Koran gives u.
Orisha Sango is not an idol, idols are craven images used to represent the Gods in the physical realm, like I said Gods don't live among men, they cannot be seen but of course they see us.

Humans are very materialistic and we appreciate Things better when we see and feel it. These idols are to fill the space of the absence of Gods in the physical realm.

You call Sango useless but his worshipers pray for his Mercy on people like you, who arent even worth it, Its important for his grace not to vanish cause without Sango, human bodies cannot even be active. The electric charges that usually flows through the brain as it connects with parts of the body is given by Sango, you call him useless but if he acts useless in ur life you won't survive

lol
and he went to oxford university.

can't even define "idol".

now you will tell me in the show "the american idol" they just arrange a Phalang of stones for the the spectators and judges.
Religion / Re: Some Muslims Will Make Heaven While Some Christians Will Not. by cannonnier(m): 6:39pm On Dec 01, 2013
macof:


ignorance and limited knowledge is wat the Koran gives u.
Orisha Sango is not an idol, idols are craven images used to represent the Gods in the physical realm, like I said Gods don't live among men, they cannot be seen but of course they see us.

Humans are very materialistic and we appreciate Things better when we see and feel it. These idols are to fill the space of the absence of Gods in the physical realm.

You call Sango useless but his worshipers pray for his Mercy on people like you, who arent even worth it, Its important for his grace not to vanish cause without Sango, human bodies cannot even be active. The electric charges that usually flows through the brain as it connects with parts of the body is given by Sango, you call him useless but if he acts useless in ur life you won't survive

lol
and he went to oxford university.

can't even define "idol".

now you will tell me in the show "the american idol" they just arrange a Phalang of stones for the the spectators and judges.
Education / Re: FG Didnt Give ASUU Ultimatum – Jonathan by cannonnier(m): 6:38am On Dec 01, 2013
.:
“But despite the fact that I had
the longest meeting with ASUU
in my political history, we did
not start that meeting until
around 2:00pm and the meeting
ended the next day in the early hours.


As far as the government
of Nigeria was concerned, all the
critical people that should be in
a meeting were there, so what
else do they want?

wetin consine us.

so ASUU will just look at the faces of all the so called critical people and say "we call off the strike" shey na juju?

this man is drunk again
Education / Re: FG Didnt Give ASUU Ultimatum – Jonathan by cannonnier(m): 4:38am On Dec 01, 2013
Tolexander:
orisun
Islam for Muslims / Re: Is Islam The Most Discriminated Religion In The World? by cannonnier(m): 10:36pm On Nov 30, 2013
deols: .
salutation
Islam for Muslims / Re: Is Islam The Most Discriminated Religion In The World? by cannonnier(m): 10:36pm On Nov 30, 2013
deols: salutation.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairaland Muslim Newbies: Introduce Yourselves Here by cannonnier(m): 9:31pm On Nov 30, 2013
assalamu'alaikum.

my name is hydarali[cannonnier on nairaland].

Though am old user but am not known to the muslims community, so this serve the opportunity to tell my brothers in islam "i'm yours".

my Allah continue to guide us, strengthen our iman, bless us with here and hereafter.

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Politics / Amambra Supplementary Election- Voters Stay Away From Polling Centers by cannonnier(m): 8:39pm On Nov 30, 2013
heavy security across anambra . Voters defy restriction of movement order in areas where inec is holding election, said they have lost hope in supplementary election.


AIT new
Foreign Affairs / Re: Italian Woman Leaves $13Million To Her Cat by cannonnier(m): 7:39pm On Nov 30, 2013
this is the main reason why some people will marry an animal.

i will write in my will: [b] my pet monkey should inherite $50m out of my riches.
Politics / Re: APC Promises Automatic Tickets And Structure To Defecting PDP Members by cannonnier(m): 7:07pm On Nov 30, 2013
TechWalker007:

With this level of bitterness, one can easily say you are not an analyst.

You sound exactly like an embittered APC member/supporter.

am NOT EMBITTERED. It just common sense.
A.P.C will win all the north, And share the rest of Nigeria with Gej.

had gej been performing he would have been the man.
But he is busy drinking buzz and bleeping enemies which is not suppose to be the job of the presdo of our beloved tattered country.
Politics / Re: APC Promises Automatic Tickets And Structure To Defecting PDP Members by cannonnier(m): 2:08pm On Nov 30, 2013
eldoradoxx: APC cannot survive 2015. As a political analyst, I use facts and figures to analyze situations. If you look at the core strength of APC, it is in the CPC and Buhari. If you remove Buhari and CPC, APC fails. The 5 PDP Governors that just cross carpetted have little or no weight in swaying voting trend in presidential election. If you look at the map of 2011 election, you would observe that these Governors except Amechi could not win their states for PDP in the presidential election. Infact Jonathan lost in the entire North East and North West to Buhari including Kano, Sokoto, Jigawa, Niger,scored almost half of the votes in Adamawa and Kwara. As for Rivers, till Jesus comes, it is PDP state, Amechi is too small in Rivers politics to determine where Rivers people vote, he would need to take clearance from his god father, a man who raised him as P A to become speaker and then chose him to become Governor until OBJ resisted him- Peter Odili and his clique of Abiye Sekibo, Celestine Omehia, Nyesom Wike ( a man Amechi fears more than GEJ self) whose political machinery brought him to office. So after a close analysis, the movement of these Governors has not made significant impact on 2015 calculations. The entire North Central of Nasarawa, Kogi, Benue, FCT,Plateau and NW zone state of Taraba, Gombe, Bauchi and Kaduna is still good for PDP presidential election come 2015. APC will be in deep mess if they bring up Buhari again (who is supposedly the most popular candidate to pull votes in NW and NE), this is because in the entire Southern Nigeria including SW, no matter how hard APC/ Tinubu and co would want to paint him, a little sentiment will kill any interest of voters to vote him. All PDP need do is to replay the take of " streets being soaked with Blood of baboons and monkeys" and my grand mum in d village will fast and pray that he doesn't win. Lol. That's all politics. But if APC brings another person other than Buhari, it becomes easy sail to victory for PDP because CPC/Hausa Fulani elements in Apc are there for one thing; to make Buhari the president, and if that failsn they pull off NE and NW from the arrangement.
well gej will not win also. He is such fool.
Btw
i'm a political analyst too.
Politics / Re: APC Promises Automatic Tickets And Structure To Defecting PDP Members by cannonnier(m): 2:00pm On Nov 30, 2013
obinoral: your pop man.
grin
Politics / Re: APC Promises Automatic Tickets And Structure To Defecting PDP Members by cannonnier(m): 12:04pm On Nov 30, 2013
Jonathan met with the Queen of
England. He
asked her, "How do you run such
an efficient
government? Are there any tips u
can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria." "Well," said
the Queen,
"the most important thing
is to surround yourself with
intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then
asked,"But how
do i
know the people around me are
really intelligent?" The Queen replied,
"Oh, that's
easy,
you just ask
them to answer an intelligent
riddle." The Queen
pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please
send
David Cameron in here, would
you?" David Cameron walked into the room
and
said,"Yes, your majesty?" The
Queen smiled
and
said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father
have a child, it
is
not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who
is it?" Without pausing for a minute
David
Cameron answered, "that would
be me." "Yes,
very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back
home to ask his Vice
President Sambo. JONATHAN:
Answer this.
Your
mother and your father have a child, it's not your
brother and
it's
not your sister, who is it? SAMBO:
"I'm not
sure, let me get back to you." He asked
all his staff
in
the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one
day, VP Sambo
ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo
asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father
have a child
and it's not your brother or sister, who
is it?" Dora
answered sharply, "That's easy, its
me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went
back to speak with President
Jonathan. Sambo: Sir, I have the
answer to
that
riddle, It's Dora Akunyili! Jonathan got
angry,he said to
Sambo. "No
wonder Nigeria isn't moving
forward, I am
surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David
Cameron!" WHO IS MORE
INTELLIGENT?
Politics / Re: APC Promises Automatic Tickets And Structure To Defecting PDP Members by cannonnier(m): 11:27am On Nov 30, 2013
i'm advicing gej to defect and get the auto ticket gringringrin
Politics / Re: Commonly Used Phrases In Defense Of GEJ On Social Media by cannonnier(m): 1:12pm On Nov 28, 2013
5.00GP:


O TI DUN OOO

THE SAME WAY IT END FOR YOUR PEOPLE IN AJEGUNLE DARTING ABOUT THERE.....

KAI e PAIN AM WALLAHI

I WITNESS
Politics / Re: Commonly Used Phrases In Defense Of GEJ On Social Media by cannonnier(m): 12:59pm On Nov 28, 2013
naija2dabone: The real phrases we use to give the anti GEJ nightmares are:

1. Rail is now an alternative means of transport.

2. Power generation is at best ever. And we dont even need to budget for it again

3. Our airports are no longer eyesore. They are now national monuments.

4. Every state now has a federal universities. 9 federal universities added by this administration. Largest ever by any administration.

5. Nigeria is the prefer destination for investors.

6. Inflation is at single digit. Our gdp is growing by leap and bond.

7. Agriculture has been revolutionalised. Rice importation is on the decline

8. Benin ore road has been fixed. Lagos ibadan 8 lane express road contract has been awarded. Abuja lokoja okene road is 80 completed.....

9. Fresh air till 2019

10. Super eagles are african champions. Eaglet are world champions

11. Our refineries are running at 80% capacity and are due for privatization

12. Almajiri now have a special school

13 abubakar shekau is dead. Bk haram has been contained

14. Power projects are been commissed everywhere

15. Enigu now has an international airport.

16. Sovereign national conference

17. NEPA is history

18. Nysc allowance is now 18000. 100% increment.

19. Foreign reserve is at over £40 billion

20. Teamfeshair

Politics / Re: Commonly Used Phrases In Defense Of GEJ On Social Media by cannonnier(m): 12:57pm On Nov 28, 2013
naija2dabone: The real phrases we use to give the anti GEJ nightmares are:

1. Rail is now an alternative means of transport.

2. Power generation is at best ever. And we dont even need to budget for it again

3. Our airports are no longer eyesore. They are now national monuments.

4. Every state now has a federal universities. 9 federal universities added by this administration. Largest ever by any administration.

5. Nigeria is the prefer destination for investors.

6. Inflation is at single digit. Our gdp is growing by leap and bond.

7. Agriculture has been revolutionalised. Rice importation is on the decline

8. Benin ore road has been fixed. Lagos ibadan 8 lane express road contract has been awarded. Abuja lokoja okene road is 80 completed.....

9. Fresh air till 2019

10. Super eagles are african champions. Eaglet are world champions

11. Our refineries are running at 80% capacity and are due for privatization

12. Almajiri now have a special school

13 abubakar shekau is dead. Bk haram has been contained

14. Power projects are been commissed everywhere

15. Enigu now has an international airport.

16. Sovereign national conference

17. NEPA is history

18. Nysc allowance is now 18000. 100% increment.

19. Foreign reserve is at over £40 billion

20. Teamfeshair

your are just awarding gej With other people's success.

coach keshi, the big boss has exactly complained about such^


#Teamfreshwahala
Islam for Muslims / Re: Sharia Police Smash Bottles Of Beer In Kano by cannonnier(m): 12:02am On Nov 28, 2013
alcohol is a drug. The most abuse drug on earth.
I vote to it ban.
Politics / Re: Delta Nominates Dead Man For Assembly’s Screening by cannonnier(m): 11:05pm On Nov 26, 2013
the our ancestors wish to fill in a member.

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Politics / Re: Biafran Zionist Movement Sends "500 Military Personel" To Israel To Train by cannonnier(m): 9:23pm On Nov 26, 2013
isale_gan:
whoever chooses to overthrow a king better make sure he is successful. Otherwise he pays with his life.

shikenan
Education / Re: FG Condemns ASUU's Fresh Demands by cannonnier(m): 12:23pm On Nov 26, 2013
for those that kept saying ASUU did not work and should not be paid, you guys are just saying nonsense. Those people are striking, rallying, they did not sit themselves at home or get a new job and ask their old employer for salaries. Furthermore their action is for the welfare of the universities which they will use to sponsor lecturers to obtain higher proficiency among the rest. Clearly we are tired of complaining about unemploy graduate.
BUT IF YOU STILL DISAGREE THAT THEY SHOULD BE PAID THEIR SALARIES, THEN YOU MUST NOT COMPLAIN IF THEY SHARE THE 100BILLION AMONG THEMSELVES.
#shikenan

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Education / Re: World First Sex School Opens by cannonnier(m): 7:55am On Nov 26, 2013
naijaborn001:
Subhanallah bawo
koni yéye

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