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Some of the jokes you'll see here are ribald jokes. if they seem offensive, leave.

Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped .
F: It is like when you are walking on the street,someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ??

S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??

S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.

S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!

S: What is an orgasm ?
F:The same as sneezing. but the the other way round

S: Is it true that women love big dicks ?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb ?

S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth

@throttler,
Kporokpoto ga-agba na ihu ehi (cow not elephant)
Nne, gini buzi kporokpoto?

@Outstrip,
Stop misquoting me. Read thoroughly before you post. Don't just come out and pin something on me. Dakkylove asked for reasons and i gave it to her, thats all. I never said i was intimidated by successful women. I don't really know why you're trying to pick a fight with me.

@Poster,
Of course you can!
Call 180,121 or 111. They give loads of free sms.

@OgidiBoy,
I got out of the bed on the wrong side today. I'm truly sorry. I didn't mean to pick quarrels or insult you. Accept my sincere apologies.

@Amaka,
I apologise for being rude. I'm sorry(make ur head no swell too much oo)
It was a pleasure fighting you. Have a nice day.

@ladies,
You get that?(from macgreat)
@omega25red,
Yours is cool too.

She's right. Sex,cooking & cleaning. What more do you want bros?

Ndi ba-anyi ekele m unu. Kedu ka eke si anya anwu?

@Amaka,
Fool?? Its that ur best shot? You can do better than that! Afterall thats what you do best. Throw insults. Its irresistable to you.
You can never make a statement without it. What kind of person does that? You need counselling. Lots of them.

@Lovemoi2,
You open a thread and belittle NL guys saying that ninety-something percent are stupid and here you're calling a guy idiot.
I jus can't understand this lady.
Were you a tout in ur former life?
Geez!

@Dakkylove,
I never said anything about women being housewives only. I would want my partner to work even to the highest level, if it doesn't affect our family. Some bankers leave their home before 6:00am and return late at night. How would a woman in such position take care of her family? The husband will end up playin the role of a father and a mother. Is that right? Definitely not! Their jobs require too much time from them and they barely have time for their family. So you see, thats the one of the reasons why most men avoid this.
The whites can go thru this because they can decide not to have children because of their work. But we are Africans and we're different. Thats all i'm saying.

@dakkylove, keep tellin urself that!

@poster,
Successful women are bossy,arrogant and stubborn. They are full of themselves. They never marry in time because of their attitude.
Who would want a bossy,arrogant & stubborn wife?
I'd rather live in a desert!
@posakosa,
I agree with ur TAKE CARE OF' but bully, thats a big no.
Men love honour,respect and care. If your woman cannot give you these things, what glory would there be left for you?

@poster'
Your question should have been this;
Why Are Owerri and Oguta Girls Very promiscuous?

@Lovemoi2,
From ur replies, you're no better than us. You've been rolling out insults to every guy here. Like i have always said, this ladies here are lonely and some haven't been laid in a while. They lash out their anger to us as if we're the cause of their problems. We're not.

@Poster,
Why would anyone choose pure headache to be in their master-plan? They were more like a necessary evil. God had to give Adam a companion he craved for and He got more than that!

Nigerians don't do that. They usually wait for a miracle. lol

@Ogidi whatever,
Oh, you're the sidekick. Who wants to be friends with an Igbo guy who can't even speak or write his language? You're such a disgrace!

@poster,
What women need is attention. Take for instance, here in NL. Ladies here love to fight like die. One misuse of word and they pounce on you. They are not doing it because they're offended, they are doing it for us. Yours is better, she's not fighting you.
What ur wife needs is attention. Give it to her and she'll be yours again.
Trust me, i've been down that road before.

@amaka,
Always in the mood for a fight. Can't you just let go? Does this have to do with ur being single?

@Amaka,
Bad attitude. You just can't help it. Its in you and very a bad trait.
What you need is a strict disciplinarian or better still, spend a little time in a convent!

@The Amaka,
Why do you have to make every thread about urself? This is supposed to be an igbo thread but you just turned it into a chat thread for ur friends. Why don't you guys log into yahoo messenger and spare us the energy of reading thru ur sh*it?
God! I'm starting to believe kanye west.
Igbo kwezuenu!

Nne akwu m gi na-azu. Ride on.

@Godmother,
Stop hissin. It always works. You know.
@Macgreat,
You're the man!

Flash a little cash and see for urself!
Better still send #1500 recharge.

Who doesn't? Join the league.

@mainswitch,
I've seen this pic before. That was 2yrs ago.Must you share ur sexual fantasy with us?(pissed)
Sex-freaks are all over the place.

What do you guys expect? The real kanye west is a cargo and the same goes to the fake one. Notice me dey worry the guy die. He acts like a second-class tout.
Ndo.

@The Amaka,
Nne, you've finally succeeded in getting the type of thread you want.
Guys fightin on ur thread and thereby making it longer. We don reach page 10 already.
Jide ka iji.