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ubong560: A lot of people get what we may call "LUCK" evryday receiving alert dat thier account has been credited with strange sum amount of money and the smart ones fastly got such sum withdrawn immediately to avoid future 'Had I Known'. My former boss once had his account with First Bank credited with more than N17m. My closed friend had his account with UBA credited with more than N11m and he was like mad going frm 1 ATM to another checking to confirm d amount inside and it was d same. He was scared of being traced by efcc if he removes it, but wen finally he made up his mind to go withdraw it, for where, the money had disappeared and he deeply bited his fingers regretting his dullness. As for my former boss, he went openly to d bank and report the strange sum to them. So many others happened wch cant be stated here.

Have you ever been a "lucky banker". State ur experience.

how i wish! Activity go plenty! Lol.

Shollypopz: See this poor waiter ooo?? The op said she's Igbo not Yoruba. Lai!! lai!!.....we Yoruba girls don't look like that, we reject her. Iyanma!!

If there's anything bad about her features, the worwor trait was transfered to her by her mother..
Didn't you see the ngbatic look on her face?

See as e dey pain yoruba girls!
No be person say make una get that kind face na.

djeezy: By young I mean under 25. Someone I know asserted that it is a bad idea and that young marriages do not last and hence contributes immensely to 60% divorce rate. Howbeit I am yet to ascertain the veracity of his claim and on the other hand, many people say age is just a number. So what's your opinion? Mature responses please.

Age is not just a number when it comes to marriage. Marriage is for mature minds and age has a lot to do with maturity.
A man should be at least 28yrs old(minimum) before he can think of marriage. For a woman, as long as she's passed the teen age stage, she's good to go.

mankevo: I am an Igbo, but those Ohanzuzu folks has become greatest disappointment to their immediate family not entire Igbos. Bunch of cowards always finding a soft landing by negotiating with Any Govt in Power (AGIP) They are not affected by globalization,always repeating the same old mistakes and hoping for manna of Presidency to fall on their table.
Let them re-negotiate with him and hand him again 98% of Igbo votes and keep their South East Zone perpetually in shambles and divide.No wonder there's no govt that takes us serious.
Am sure if Jonathan wants to re-contest (as obvious) he will commit greatest campaign energy,funds,lobby and developmental ability in SW (because of ACN) and always ''Promising to hand over Power to Igbos in 2019'' That's all he will tell Easterners because everybody has known them to be ''Stomach minded Politicians''

Well said my bro!
The best comment in this thread so far.
Ohaneze should continue to do what they do best.

Op,
if they can't say anything on that list, then it means you want them to keep their mouth shut.
No naija parents can do without saying one or two things on that list.

15k without the M-card tomorrow.

She must be a good cook(i love good food and i don't eat anyhow).
She must be literate, intelligent, well-mannered and fairly ok in terms of looks.
I can do without others.

kalufelix: u claim u dont knw the meanin of the ID yet u rephrased to smth dat is more suitable 4 yhu because p-square actually sang 'chop ma moni' nat 'chop ur moni'
by the way who spelt it 4 u without tellin u the meanin or did psquare sing the song with subtitle
mayb nat spelt correctly but dat statement contains 2 english words or is it the corrupt english(chop) dat u dont undastand

LIAR!!

No mind am! Na so some people dey take lie!
"Chop" is in the dictionary and yet she claims she doesn't know what it is.
See Mgbeke forming ajibota! God go punish you there!

sold?

Duke_Nija: Hmmnnn.
Ok O.
Me that is destined to marry from IMO state nko.

Be ready to clear ur bank account or sell lands.

kambah: Buhari as president, Fashola as VP. Lets forget religion, sentiment, tribalism, ethnicity

Buhari & Fashola? Are you planning to islamize Nigeria?

steve_[b:
cantrell[/b]]HMM...that's a tough question ..

cantell ===> cantrell?

@op,
11k cash by tomorrow thursday.

seedord247: Mrs chima is must be the girl living in shelter.

Hehehehehe!

Sure receipe to a disgraceful nations cup.
Keshi no gamble with your job o!

pcmadu: All this trash u guys are saying about Imo is total B.S. I'm from Mbaise which to most has the highest brideprice. After goin to over 20 traditional wedding(few in mbaise), I noticed that its just a negative stereotype. All my sisters that married non of the their husband spend/paid up to 150k total.

Funny enough a friend of mine married at uga/anambra state last month, he asked the should bill him that he wanna pay in cash. They insisted he pays 600k after negotiating it from over a million. I got so angry and I told him let's go. The girl was crying begging the elders but the refused.

We spent over 3 hrs negotiating for more reduction before they said we should pay the 250k we have and balance them before the end of the year. After that day I told mysef never would I marry outside Mbaise or Obowo. Imo women are very respectful, educated and can manage better in hard times. Anambra/enugu are very materialistic so if u can't meet to her need she would leave u or start disrespectin u. That's why divorce rate is higher in Anambra/Enugu than other igbo state.

O boy stop spewing crap! If you don't know what to say, just shut the Bleep up!
Why do people cook up lies just to pass their useless points across? No town in Anambra state requests for dowry worth that amount.
For your information, Uga is a neighbouring town to ours and some of my cousins hail from Uga. I know them too well and what you just said about them asking for 600k is ridiculous and senseless.
Go do your homework very well and then come back for a cultural lesson on bride price.
Until then. . .

@Op,
Aside from the high bride price in that area, their women are so fixated with taking care of their parents/siblings/relatives at their husbands expense.
Some even go to the extent of making their husband build a house for their parents.
They're a bit promiscuous though in a coded way and very persuasive in nature. But in other aspects, they're good.

@op,
Of course you can! Just be ready for drama.

Shollypopz: LMAO @ the long a*ss note, d dude is mad as hell!

You're lame bro, trying to diss me that I spend my whole life on NL is a FAIL bro!!

Nah, u didn't strike a never my dude, u only made me laugh @ ur stupid1ty and poverty stricken life, dumbfvck!!

NOW!!

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Oh! I ain't dissing you! Thats what you do - like everyday.
I expected you to say something better to give me a reason to kick silly ur ass, but all you did was upload a crappy pic.
Get back to me when you actually have something to say.

Shollypopz: Are u not the silly thing that hv a life outside NL?!! Why don't u go back to that sh1tty life and stop quoting me son!

Lol, you work @ a fast food jt?? hahahahaha Now, I get it!

Aww! Looks like i touched a nerve. Silly me!
Should have known that you were among those that spend the better part of their day Nl.
Take a cue from Idowuogbo, the fast food joint diss is way too old. You gotta come up wit a better one cos i've heard that a dozen times. I would have replied in time but. . .some people actually work even if it's in a fast food joint.Sh¡thead!

Shollypopz: Nah, I'm not! I know a Mr.penguin when I see one

I am the do-not-talk-sh1t-about-my-friend-lady! Ok?!

See efizi for online forum!
You might wanna pipe down a bit, else you'll get yourself in an uproar.

Hello,
i once requested for a new bold 2 or 4, but you said they've stopped the production of the two phones, so i lost interest in buying.
A friend of mine wants to buy a brand new bold 5 and wants me to get the best price for it.
I would also like to know the price of the fairly used.

dopeJemi: KilLing u wilL burn a Lot of CaLories

Lwkmd! Una no go kill pesin for hia!

Smh @ the lies some people cook up just to maintain.
If you spend more than 5-6hrs on Nl everyday, you're either an introvert or you're simply bored.
There's no two ways about it.
So when you come out to say you're an extrovert, yet you spend a whole day in Nl, then i must say you like to believe in your lies.
@topic,
In reality, i have a few selected friends just like in Nl. I say things as it is without hiding my feelings, even if means hurting some ego in the process.
The only difference with my online personality is that i'm bit harsher than usual in Nl, mostly because Nl is like a war zone most times and some members are always in the habit getting into my nerves.

smartbabe1: @enkoby, please don't mind cantell, i strongly believe that he was raised in the village. Bush boy. which classic single mum will have time for a zombi like you. you must be an ugly broke ass dude that always climb palm kernel tree in the village to make end means.

single mothers are made for matured, educated, exposed, comfortable or rich dudes that don't call money or raising another man's child anything anything.

how can you raise another man's child while you can't even afford 2 square meal for yourself. pleas buzz off from this post if you don't have meaning advice to give. i wonder the kind of igbotic single babe you are dating and how many abortions she has done. at least single mum are sure they are complete woman.

I believe that even after training another man's child, he will still go back to his dad. That's the only good advice you have given so far.

i'm planning to go to my ex house on saturday morning. very early in the morning without letting him know. i will go with my son and my house help, i will allow my son and house help to spend two days at his place. i will keep him and leave.my house help has phone and i will use it to communicate them always to know how the are doing. i wouldn't put pampers, cerelac, golden morn, egg, indomie etc for them. i really want him to know and feel how much i do spend on my boy. he thinks it's easy. i will tell my son to defecate (pupu) in his parlor if he didn't buy pampers for him.

i thank God my boy can talk what someone will hear. when he calls golden morn, cerelac, indomie, ice cream, biscuit, bobo, etc for his dad, he will really feel it. i will make him pay for his feeding money and school fees at least yearly.

maybe i will go to alausa or welfare office so that they will solve this issue for us and he must be bringing money for his boy's upkeep whether he likes it or not.

he can't be enjoying and another man will be raising his son for him. at the end, the boy must still go back to his biological dad.

i will never go for the adoption.

enkoby: I think you are a selfish and a self-centered person. so u think it is impossible for someone to raise someone else's son without trying to make d boy his own son? please get a life! It is people like you that will refuse to raise your relations even when you have the means to do so, simply because 'training someone else's child doesn't make it yours'. You are just unbelievable! Didn't know people with your dumb mindset still exist.

See two dumbos on display!
I'm neither an assz sniffer nor a sucker like encoby who sucks up to the pile of sh¡t you call a story.
I say things as i see it without restrictions cos thats who i am.
If you guys have a problem with that, you can always tie a rope with a rock around ur necks and take a dive into the lagoon.

homesteady: bros sorry oo...no vex.......u for tell me say d gal na yur sister na....
Idiat!!.....yur popsi no dey press yur momsi boobs?? Y u still dey respect am?....abeg no just try me oo

laugh wan kill me die! See dissing!