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donroxy: Thank you dude and I'm a Nigerian Nairalander

You and your mum share a kinda relationship so, you can fu:ck her right ....

You and your colleagues share relationship , can you just fu:ck any of them ?

Think with your head dude not di:ck and you may come up with good reply else .....

I never said dictionary shd be disregarded , did you read upside down , I said dictionary only give denotative meaning which is too narrow with respect to ''concepts''!!

Bros, your argument doesn't make sense at all. If my mum and I share a relationship, does it mean she's my girlfriend? We're talking about girlfriend/boyfriend relationship here. You rejected a dictionary definition of a word because it doesn't suit your argument. You're forcing your opinion on readers and even at that, you're completely wrong. The Op was clear on his first post. Why go into a relationship(bf/gf) when you're not ready for sex? Love, money, sex co-exist in bf/gf relationships. If one is absent, the relationship might be a little shaky.

Op fit be Oga Seun himself! That guy na cunny man.

dokunbam: cantell wetin dey naa
we no dey see you for that side again?

dis guy dey drunk?

dokunbam: where is cantell
don change name?

Which Cantell?

Kanwulia: Whenever this dude opens his mouth. . . I get to question his sanity MORE!



What an ijjiot!
What 'facts' do you want sir?
And what stops you from getting them?

Don't just comment because you can. Fashola is not on the same party with the President, yet he's indirectly telling people to bear with him. But that was difficult for you to comprehend. Do you think the president wants the Chibok girls to be in captivity forever? You can't successfully rule a nation where a group of people feel they're deprived of their right of leadership. I wouldn't be surprised, if some of the northern leaders knows the whereabouts of those girls.

What active soldiers couldn't do, retired soldiers and local vigilantes are offering to do? O dikwa risky!

PetroDolla3: hahahaha you call this rubbish a forum? if this is a shitnigerian site why do you apes spend all your time talking about Ghana,magg0t? who gives a fvck aboyut some dumb sh11ty forum? the only time I come here is when Ghana is an issue. otherwise who wants to mingle with animals?

You only come here when Ghana is an issue? How would you know when Ghana is an issue? You can't even bail yourself out! This question has popped up so many times and everytime you guys fail woefully. Don't give us that crap anymore. You love being in Nairaland and it kills you everytime we remind you that it is owned by a Nigerian....the people you hate so much!

hannesy: wait ooo was she there?

see small girl! Na primary two u dey that time?

Tymax: Why would she date a monster in the first place? See good, caring guys everywhere, na lie! Na bad boy dey sweet you.

All the good guys are languishing the friend zone.

Rabbish.

Bro, e be like say na friendzone you dey?

chemystery: If i'm her husband i will divorce her for having slept with so many Nigerian men.

Hehehehe! Talk about generalising! Don't mind the silly woman! How would she know, unless she has sampled as many as possible?

^^ Excuse me, where did you copy this crap from?

ayusco85: Can u send me a pm? I want to ask u a Question. Or better. Mail me on ayusco85@gmail.com

see congo!

kajole: I am princess, i need a man from the ages of 25 to 40, independent and preferably working, intelligent and smart and also an husband material for a relationship. Must reside in lagos cause i am tired of distance relationships.

25-40? And you want someone mature? I dey laugh! Abeg change that to at least 30-40 yrs. Unless you want guys who are yet to lose their virginity to lose it on you...lol. Good luck anyway.

@Op,do you expect people to read the shorthand you wrote? I wanted to read all through, but the shortening of words and lack of puntuaction marks wouldn't let me. Back to the topic, Friendzoning is not cool. It's selfish. Ladies do that a lot. That's the reason why the op(female) thinks its cool. Can you ever be friends with someone you truly love? You can't. Even if there was a reason why you can't be together, it'll still be hard to be friends.

MizMyColi: just to ask the OP a question and he had to quote all the mentions

So? You just did the same thing. Why quote me?

akinlex: Q: What's your best moment ever on nairaland?

TradeByBarter, NInapha, Strita, Tval, Lovelyronke, Toykathy, Okikioluwa,Suspect33, Acecube, cantell, yusuf01,mizmycoli, benbuks, julie9093, englishsmart, nalaugh, anytexy, lonelydora, dwaplord, byran12, switgoody, angelamina, osile2012, sholay2011

Bro, if I may ask, what's my name doing here?

teeo: Good news

How i wish Ebola can just enter Boko Haram camp. Lots of problem would have been solved.

don't even pray for that, cos if it happens, they'll all turn into medical terrorists. In a month, they can infect thousands of people. So, be careful what you wish for.

There was a 60 year-old man that married an 18 year-old girl. A year later the girl had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy. The old man replied, “This old motor is still a' running.”

Next next year his wife had another baby and the doctor came out and told the man that he was the father of a 8lb 5oz baby girl. The old man replied, “This old motor is still a' running.”

The next year his wife was back in the hospital yet again, having their third child and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 10lb 9oz baby boy. The old man replied again, “This old motor is still a' running.''

And the doctor said, “Yeah but you better get your oil changed because this one is black.”

Ramsey Nouah, abeg poverty is not a good orientation and I reject it in Jesus name!

berem: After sending bombers to kill him,you're thanking God for saving his life?

Una plan don fail!

Hehehe! APC wankers are hating again! Hate on, Mr presdo rides on to 2019!

Price?

Kericoo: The price will never be the same, cos those people import it also from chaina

yeah right! Unless you are importing more than 200 pcs, they are your best bet! But you can ignore my advice and do as you wish. It's ur choice. Kpatakpata na ur money go waste not mine.

Go to alaba international or computer village and buy ur power banks. No need importing cos the prices might end up being the same. If I had the chance, I would be selling stuff like that.

How much last?

itstpia: the ones who despise me just want to be me. They are the scum of the earth.

Who exActly wants to be an unpleasant, annoying slowpoke?

Busybody attitude! Who ask u?

Pictures. And why do you wanna sell?

smartchoice: nominally! Yet his State is in financial doldrums....unemployment spreading like staph.....abegi shine ur eyes na govt money..he dey spend

I bet all the billionaires in your state have used their "legitimate money" to curb unemployment and build public schools.
Tribalist mudafocker!

Where do you stay? What's the condition of the psp? Any accessories?

Currently in lagos, but from Anambra.
I've been to all the eastern states, all the south south states except Akwa ibom and cross river. In the west - lagos, Ogun, Oyo.
In the north, just one state - Plateau state.