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Religion / Re: 400 Jehovah's Witnesses In Angola Pass Out Due To Toxic Gas At A Convention by cantok(m): 7:54pm On May 29, 2018
Hairyrapunzel:

Where is it explicatly stated that an organization is the only means to salvation?
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You mean it must be explicitly stated, you mean it is implicitly stated?
Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by cantok(m): 11:21pm On May 28, 2018
jakandeola:
Hippocrates lie u havnt sex district month
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Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by cantok(m): 11:20pm On May 28, 2018
3babes:
Has any one got similar issues cos it has continued since 2016.
Every one knowns us, in fact i am about to end the relationship.
visit the Anglican church, Daddy freeze, DECROSS, catholic church, the redeemed church, the deeper christian life church, C and S in week 1
week 2: Seventh day Adventist, mountain of fire , lords chosen charismatic, the synagogue, sat guru maharaji, and sharp sharp
week 3: baptist church, ECWA, Aladura, The Aposteli, Foursquare gospel church, Christ embassy, Methodist Church Nigeria, Salvation Ministries
week 4; Living Faith Church Worldwide, Jehovah witnesses, Royal House of Grace International Church, The Commonwealth Of Zion Assembly and the Daystar Christian center (DCC)

week 5: surrender to GOD and run!

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Romance / Re: Advantages Of Dating An Older Woman by cantok(m): 10:55pm On May 28, 2018
Ire2:



My mama will support anything else I do as long as I am happy o. Na very sweet woman.


But I tell you on this day son. Older women pussy taste 100% better. If you try it. You Wil understand. The pussy will make you be like! grin
how you take know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Advantages Of Dating An Older Woman by cantok(m): 10:54pm On May 28, 2018
Earthbound:
Dating older women, is not a trend that started today, yesterday, last week, or last year. It has been happening before the great grand parents of everyone reading this.
There are several advantages of dating an older woman;

1.No pressure about settling down. 2.High levels of maturity (Which rubs on the dude).3.Career advancement and connections. 4.High level of experience. 5.They are not into you for your wallet size. 6.Age comes with confidence. 7.No more drama. 8.They are classy. 9.The sex is amazing.
As far as religion is concerned, there's no where in the Bible where it condemns marrying an older woman, also Mohammed, the pioneer of Islam married a woman much older than him, which was of great benefit to him. Atheists should be more open minded about this.

Let us try to mind our businesses when we observe a large age gap between a man and an older woman. Let us be happy they found love and pray we find ours.

Leave Tiwa Savage and Wizkid alone.
You mean say Prince harry don hit gold

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Crime / Re: Michael Adiku On Offa Bank Robbery: "Why I Killed Over 20 People" by cantok(m): 10:48pm On May 28, 2018
sholatech:
My o My...imagine how many of those are out there waiting for opportunity to get back at the Nigerian police
lord have mercy
Politics / Re: N2.1bn Fraud: Dokpesi Received Funds Without Executing Any Contract – Witness by cantok(m): 4:52pm On May 28, 2018
Mrakeli:
Mr Usman Aliyu, a prosecution witness in the N2.1bn fraud case filed against Chief Raymond Dokpesi, on Monday told the Federal High Court, Abuja, that the defendant received the money without executing any contract.

http://www.akelicious.net/2018/05/n21bn-fraud-dokpesi-received-funds.html

How is that even possible?

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Politics / 2019: Osinbajo's Position Threatened — Buhari by cantok(m): 2:35am On May 26, 2018
As the 2019 general elections approach, President Muhammadu Buhari says the position of Vice President Yemu Osinbajo is threatened.

The president said this at the Presidential Villa in Abuja on Friday while hosting a delegation of the Conference of Nigerian Female Parliamentarians.

Buhari is seeking reelection, but it is not yet officially confirmed whether he will run with his deputy.

Responding to the demand of the group for a female vice president of the country, Buhari jocularly said: "It is a pity the VP is not here, but I believe the Secretary to the Government of the Federation will brief him that his position is threatened."

The president also stated: "It is only the vice president who is threatened. And if we win the next election, he may lose his election."

Buhari asked the delegation to disabuse the minds of other female politicians from their belief that men are aggressive.

He said men were being fair to them by allowing them to participate in politics.

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/2019-osinbajo-s-position-threatened--buhari-252425.html
Romance / Re: How Two Slay Queens Disgraced Me At An Eatery This Evening. by cantok(m): 3:54am On May 25, 2018
stupidity:
Been asking this bae out and she finally agreed to go out with me today on the condition she’ll come along with her friend. I said no wahala.

I got to TFC before them and they came in 2 minutes later. We ordered drinks at first and chit chat a little, then ordered something to eat. All these while they were snapping photos like they some kind of celebrity. As we were about to leave, I asked if they wanted take away. One of of them suggested shawarma, the other girl said same but she doesn’t want “hotdog” included.

Her reason, hotdog is made of dog meat!! shocked .

Then the argument started. This babe nor wan gree, she said she’s very sure it’s made of dog meat and if she mistakenly eat hotdog, boil will catch her in her armpit. And to make matters worse she didn’t keep her voice low. All eyes were on us and laughing as well.

This same babe is using an iPhone with a valid subscription which she was prolly using for Instagram and the likes.

Finally told her to go on google and do a search. At first she refused. Said she knows what she’s saying, later she did the search and still wasn’t convinced. Even before we left there, she stood her ground. Hotdog is made of dog meat.
Politics / Re: Buhari Removes Mike Okiro As Chairman Of Police Service Commission by cantok(m): 2:51pm On May 24, 2018
Okoroawusa:

Musiliu Smith is a northerner abi?
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Politics / Re: Reps Bury Peace Corps Bill by cantok(m): 2:32pm On May 24, 2018
CilicMarin:
grin grin


Buhari 3: IPOB Yoots/Obasanjo 0
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Politics / Re: Reps Bury Peace Corps Bill by cantok(m): 2:31pm On May 24, 2018
gbeeeseeeeee
Politics / Re: Keyamo Blames Obasanjo For Appointing ‘crackhead’ Fani-kayode Into Cabinet by cantok(m): 2:31pm On May 24, 2018
MamaletASO:
We know Keyamo very well...

He is a dirty eater..He is as good as a piig. grin grin
Then you don't know him at all
Politics / Buhari Removes Mike Okiro As Chairman Of Police Service Commission by cantok(m): 2:22pm On May 24, 2018
President Muhammadu has removed former Inspector General of Police, Mike Okiro as the Chairman of Police Service Commission.

Okiro was replaced with another former Inspector-General of Police, Musiliu Smith.

In a letter sent to the Nigerian Senate by the President Buhari, the President sought for the house to confirm Smith.

The President also announced the appointment of five other people as member of the PSC.

Okiro was appointed as head of PSC by former President, Goodluck Jonathan and has been in office since 2013.

Okiro has been in the news for many recruitments, financial and promotion scandals during his stint as head of PSC.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/05/24/buhari-removes-mike-okiro-chairman-police-service-commission
Celebrities / Re: Stanley Okoronkwo Diagnosed With Heart Disease, Needs N10M by cantok(m): 2:20pm On May 24, 2018
why mus life be so expensive?
Politics / Re: Keyamo Blames Obasanjo For Appointing ‘crackhead’ Fani-kayode Into Cabinet by cantok(m): 2:17pm On May 24, 2018
Bethel4Life:
is it ur accent?? cant i speak my accent in peace again?
Na wah ooo
Crime / Re: See The Imposter Who Makes Up To 10K Daily From Extorting Lagos Motorists. Photo by cantok(m): 1:08pm On May 24, 2018
Archangel15:
Abiodun Adeleye

Afonjas always involved in crimes
Bur seriosly who are better at crime in this kantry is it the afonjas or the afonja slaves
Celebrities / Re: Vote For Tiwa Savage, She's The Hardest Working Woman I've Known - Wizkid by cantok(m): 1:04pm On May 24, 2018
is this a way to beg for the kpekus
Travel / Re: Man Crushed To Death By Truck In Lagos Accident. Graphic Photos by cantok(m): 1:02pm On May 24, 2018
Tinnytony24:
Everyday, i wake-up and thank God for the Gift of Life.... May his soul rest in perfect peace.... RIP sad








P.S:.... Before una cross road abeg make una try look left at least 3 times and vice versa... It saves lives
true word bro
Politics / Re: Keyamo Blames Obasanjo For Appointing ‘crackhead’ Fani-kayode Into Cabinet by cantok(m): 12:57pm On May 24, 2018
tishbite41:
ekpoma-trained lawyer won't stoop to the level of a Cambridge- trained lawyer?! does it make sense to you?!
grin grin grin grin ekpoma-trained lawyer
Politics / Re: Keyamo Blames Obasanjo For Appointing ‘crackhead’ Fani-kayode Into Cabinet by cantok(m): 12:55pm On May 24, 2018
immhotep:

We continue to blame GEJ and Gaddafi.
Afterall, he belongs to nobody grin
The blame does not stop with GEJ, it is Yar'dua, Its PMB, its OBJ, Afterall, they all belong to nobody ....only to IBORI and Dieziani and grass cutting and 78 million Naira borehole and to several NNPC scandals where stealing is not corruption and nepotism is unacceptable if it does not involve the south south cool
Politics / Re: Keyamo Blames Obasanjo For Appointing ‘crackhead’ Fani-kayode Into Cabinet by cantok(m): 11:56am On May 24, 2018
immhotep:

And we know that attacking boko-haram is anti-North
cc lzaa onyeoga madridguy buhariguy pointzerom shalomc iceberg3 deji7 femi4 t9ksy bamoski4real
And we know that attacking boko-haram is anti-North especially when the military were ill equipped and ill motivated under GEJ where stealing 2 billion dollars was NOT CORRUPTION
cc lzaa onyeoga madridguy buhariguy pointzerom shalomc iceberg3 deji7 femi4 t9ksy bamoski4real

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Travel / Re: 1,292 Nigerians Have Been Killed In Road Accidents In The Last 3 Months’ – NBS by cantok(m): 11:18am On May 24, 2018
Travel / Re: 1,292 Nigerians Have Been Killed In Road Accidents In The Last 3 Months’ – NBS by cantok(m): 10:54am On May 24, 2018
ritual statistics
Crime / Re: Brother Of Lady Who Was Killed By Her Lover In Lagos Speaks, Shares Her Photos by cantok(m): 10:54am On May 24, 2018
Nwaohafia1:
Evil doers shall no go unpunished
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Politics / Re: Keyamo Blames Obasanjo For Appointing ‘crackhead’ Fani-kayode Into Cabinet by cantok(m): 10:46am On May 24, 2018
Xda59:


See how dumb you are. Where were the tribesmen when the looting was ongoing? Perhaps suffering and roasting away but now the looters are being called out, you want the tribesmen to come out in support of what they never benefitted from.
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Politics / Re: Keyamo Blames Obasanjo For Appointing ‘crackhead’ Fani-kayode Into Cabinet by cantok(m): 10:40am On May 24, 2018
Xda59:


FFK is only a certificate lawyer on paper. He has never represented anybody in court since he was born. The only thing he does is sniff coke in his bedroom, fūck precious and tweet rubbish against any government in power so he can be given appointment or pocket money.
grin y u dey vex

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Politics / Re: Keyamo Blames Obasanjo For Appointing ‘crackhead’ Fani-kayode Into Cabinet by cantok(m): 10:29am On May 24, 2018
immhotep:

Well at least Abacha never stole

cc lzaa onyeoga madridguy buhariguy pointzerom shalomc iceberg3 deji7 femi4 t9ksy bamoski4real
...and stealing is not corruption....this looks like a master stroke to drive at OBJ's media presence by clapping at the soul of OBJs hate propaganda. Keyamo is younger than FFK
Politics / Keyamo Blames Obasanjo For Appointing ‘crackhead’ Fani-kayode Into Cabinet by cantok(m): 2:50am On May 24, 2018
The war of words that President Muhammadu Buhari and Ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo started on Tuesday over the latter’s supposed $16billion-power-project investments is spreading far beyond them; it is their aides who are fanning the embers of the flame.

After Buhari suggested Obasanjo spent that much on power projects with nothing to show, Femi Fani-Kayode — whom Obasanjo appointed as Special Assistant on Public Affairs, later Culture and Tourism Minister, and finally Aviation Minister — responded on Wednesday by saying the former President made a mistake by not jailing Buhari when there was sufficient reason to.

“The greatest mistake that President Obasanjo made was not to prosecute and jail President Buhari for looting PTF funds,” Fani-Kayode said.

“I saw the report and it was shocking. Billions of dollars had vanished. Obasanjo summoned him and showed him the damning report. Buhari begged like a baby. Sadly Obasanjo let him off the hook.”

Now, Festus Kenyamo, whom Buhari recently appointed as spokesperson for his re-election campaign, has fired back.

“The real greatest mistake that OBJ made as President was the appointment of some crackhead into his cabinet with the hope they would stop sniffing the stuff,” Keyamo tweeted on Wednesday evening. “Apparently, that didn’t work, hence years later they’re still on the stuff and recalling things about PMB that never happened."

Source: http://saharareporters.com/2018/05/23/%E2%80%98he-still-sniffs-stuff%E2%80%99-%E2%80%94-keyamo-blames-obasanjo-appointing-%E2%80%98crackhead%E2%80%99-fani-kayode

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Religion / Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by cantok(m): 1:41am On May 22, 2018
Fake requirement from a fleshly minded church
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