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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: APC Has Borrowed More Than PDP Without Any Programme by cantok(m): 3:54pm On Mar 07, 2018
So?
Health / Re: Timothy Ray Brown: The First Person Cured Of HIV/AIDS by cantok(m): 3:33pm On Mar 07, 2018
ehinmowo:



How can someone care when the country's medical association is ready to denounce any of such findings? How can they when your politicians travel abroad for enzyma?

Africa is just too backward
very sad indeed
Health / Re: Timothy Ray Brown: The First Person Cured Of HIV/AIDS by cantok(m): 3:33pm On Mar 07, 2018
NovaCare:


We are not in anyway "in sync" with the the Federal Ministry of Health (whatever that means) but are looking to meet with the Government with a documentation of what we have done in the past and what we can do in the quest of combating and possibly annihilating the pandemic. We are still in the process of crossing the T's and dotting the I's before we go ahead on that.
cool
Health / Re: Timothy Ray Brown: The First Person Cured Of HIV/AIDS by cantok(m): 5:26pm On Mar 06, 2018
NovaCare:
This isn't new. The story of this man has been known for over a decade.

To be honest, HIV is overrated more than people think. The cure is already here.

Colloidal Silver of over 45ppm tends to stop the gp120 and gp41 of the HIV viron from binding to CD4 cells.

Very high PPM colloidal silver (from 45ppm upward) cures HIV. We have been treating people here in Abuja with it effectively. We are currently working on a female patient who had full blown AIDS with a solution of over 200ppm colloidal silver, liposomal Vitamin C and some other antiviral agents and the results are astonishing. We wanted to do a video documentary to cover her amazing recovery and showcase it publicly but she didn't give her consent. It is so sad that many people are dying of HIV related complexes without knowing the truth.

Run a Google search on the phrase "Colloidal Silver and HIV" and see for yourself.

Disclaimer: The Colloidal Silver used in curing HIV must be 45ppm and above and that is what we at NovaCare Naturopathic Research generates in our lab. Buying and using any form of Colloidal Silver you see out there in the market (esp one CS Gold) is done at your own risk. This is because they are not properly prepared or they are Ionic and NOT Colloidal. To fight viruses effectively and completely, it has to be purely colloidal.

I am open to any questions.
Tell me Bros! Did your lab culture? Did you get journalized? Are you seriously saying you cure AIDS or HIV and are you in sync with the Federal Ministry of Health?
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Omusu In Benue, Kill 24 Including Family Of 8 by cantok(m): 5:09pm On Mar 06, 2018
The children born in late 90s and thereabout will not understand that this is a continuing fallout of North Vs South, Islam Vs Christianity, Mediocrity Vs Qualification

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Education / Re: "Snake Swallowed Our School Fees": Benue State University Students Protest (Pics by cantok(m): 4:26pm On Feb 16, 2018
tesppidd:

You here comments such as;
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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Registering For Voter's Card (Photo) by cantok(m): 4:11pm On Feb 16, 2018
Ok baba. But don't vote because of sentiments o
Politics / Re: President Buhari Next To Resign After Zuma's Resignation - FFK Mocks Buhari by cantok(m): 3:32pm On Feb 16, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

The chain of events in the last four days have unequivocally proven to us that true leaders heed the call of the masses irrespective of how unsavoury such calls may be; simply because, power belongs to the people.

Logging in and I am like;
OJI UKWU resigned after he ran out of amo. Came back and continued his libido drive on Bia Nka ONOH
Politics / Re: President Buhari Next To Resign After Zuma's Resignation - FFK Mocks Buhari by cantok(m): 3:27pm On Feb 16, 2018
When will FFK's brain resign
Business / Re: Woman Kerosene Black Market Seller Opens Her Own Filling Station (pictures) by cantok(m): 3:26pm On Feb 16, 2018
Abeg
Romance / Re: Beautiful Hausa Lady Marries A Yoruba Guy (Pictures) by cantok(m): 12:28pm On Jan 08, 2018
Fine girl marry money
Politics / Re: Private Refinery Vows To End Fuel Scarcity by cantok(m): 11:17pm On Dec 27, 2017
Ijaya123:
In a few days from now?
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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode Mocks Buhari Over Son's Accident, Quotes Biblical Verses by cantok(m): 10:13pm On Dec 27, 2017
ManirBK:
Fani the little lizard!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin U wan kill pesin?

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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode Mocks Buhari Over Son's Accident, Quotes Biblical Verses by cantok(m): 10:12pm On Dec 27, 2017
FFK all in a bid to escape repaying some loot....

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Career / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Honours Clement Chidinma, Female Mechanic. Photos by cantok(m): 10:02pm On Dec 27, 2017
While Miss Anambara is busy with CUCUMBER and za oza one is interpreting arranged marriage!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: VACANCY: Registry Clerk @ UNDP by cantok(m): 6:04pm On Dec 26, 2017
Required Skills and Experience
Education:
Secondary education;
Experience:
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Fluency in the UN and national language of the duty station.
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Romance / Re: Funny Breakup Lines by cantok(m): 6:03pm On Dec 26, 2017
DerahAlex:
This is one topic that always cracks me up whenever it comes up.
When you think you've had enough of your boyfriend or girlfriend and you want your freedom, what lines do you use? Apart from the conventional 'its not you, its me' or 'You are such a nice person and you deserve someone better' lines, I have heard some really bleeped up lines.
'I saw you in my dream and you were holding another man's hand with a ring on your finger and so I'm breaking up with you so you can find that man'. I know it sounds crazy but this line was actually used on me and I can't seem to understand it till today. Hilarious���.
Dude, if you are tired of a girl, just tell her you wanna break up cos its not working for you but dragging God and your dreams into it is just too low.
Here's another one, 'I don't want to be blocking your way because you are ripe for marriage'. Heard this from a friend.
I mean all these breakup lines are just stupid and they make the breakup hurt more.
Maybe people come up with these silly breakup lines because their partners need a solid reason why they are being dumped. What do you think? And what's the worst breakup line you have used on someone or has been used on you?
I will look for a very well loaded gun if anyone uses fake excuses on me

Jobs/Vacancies / VACANCY: Registry Clerk @ UNDP by cantok(m): 5:59pm On Dec 26, 2017
Background
Under the guidance and supervision of the UN Common Services Administrative Associate, the Registry Clerk provides reliable services ensuring high accuracy of work and reliable registry services to the operations of the Common Services Unit in the CO, Consultants and Experts and UN staff on mission..
The Registry Clerk demonstrates a client-oriented approach, tact and ability to work with people of different national and cultural backgrounds.
This post is funded and limited to the UN Common Services in Nigeria..
Duties and Responsibilities
Summary of key functions:
Maintenance of proper registry system
Effective mail management
Cost recovery for pouch services
​Ensures maintenance of registry system focusing on achievement of the following results:
Maintenance of the office filing system in accordance with the UNDP Global Filing System
Opening of new subject files as required and disposal of old files in accordance with the established retention schedule.
Maintenance of archives, making sure files are properly stored and accessible; safe keeping of documents
Provision of photocopies of material from the registry files, as requested by staff. Assistance in the collection of reference and background material from registry files
Establishment and maintenance of records system of file movements within the office; maintenance of the office circulation and reading files.
Preparation of correspondence and reports related to registry activities
Ensures provision of effective mail management focusing on achievement of the following results:
Receipt, registration, coding and forwarding of incoming faxes, letters and other correspondence to proper department/unit/officer.
Registration and dispatch of the outgoing communications, including pouch, and follow-up distribution. Prepares the summary of enclosure forms and necessary documents and maintains the file on pouches received to ensure that all bags are accounted for.
Ensures cost recovery for pouch services focusing on achievement of the following results:
Provision of information for proper prorating and billing of user agencies.
Impact of Results
The key results have an impact on the accurate, safe, cost-effective and timely execution of the CO services.
Competencies
OPERATIONAL EFFECTIVENESS
Ability to perform a variety of repetitive and routine tasks and duties related to registry;
Ability to review data, identify and adjust discrepancies;
Ability to handle a large volume of work possibly under time constraints;
Good knowledge of administrative rules and regulations;
Detailed knowledge and understanding of clerical, administrative, secretarial best practices and procedures, in-depth knowledge of office software applications relating to word processing data management presentation, ATLAS, as required;
Ability to operate and maintain a variety of computerized business machines and office equipment in order to provide efficient delivery of service;
Ability to organize and complete multiple tasks by establishing priorities;
MANAGING DATA
Collects and compiles data with speed and accuracy identifying what is relevant and discarding what is not, records it in an accessible manner and maintains data bases;
Thoroughly and methodically collects, verifies and records data demonstrating attention to detail and identifying and correcting errors on own initiative;
Transmits file data; creates and generate queries, reports and documents utilizing databases, spreadsheets, communications and other software packages with speed and accuracy;
Interprets data, draws conclusions and/or identifies patterns which support the work of others;
MANAGING DOCUMENTS, CORRESPONDENCE AND REPORTS
Creates, edits and presents information (queries, reports, documents) in visually pleasing, clear and presentable formats such as tables, forms, presentations, briefing notes/books and reports using advanced word processing and presentation functions and basic database and spreadsheet software;
Edits, formats and provides inputs to correspondence, reports, documents and/or presentations using work processing spreadsheets and databases meeting quality standards and requiring minimal correction;
Shows sound grasp of grammar, spelling and structure in the required language;
Ensures correspondence, reports and documents comply with established UN standards;
Ability to produce accurate and well documented records conforming to the required standard;
PLANNING, ORGANIZING AND MULTI-TASKING
Organises and accurately completes multiple tasks by establishing priorities while taking into consideration special assignments frequent interruptions, deadlines, available resources and multiple reporting relationships;
Plans, coordinates and organises workload while remaining aware of changing priorities and competing deadlines;
Demonstrates ability to quickly shift from one task to another to meet multiple support needs;
Establishes, builds and maintains effective working relationships with staff and clients to facilitate the provision of support;
Promoting learning and knowledge management/sharing is the responsibility of each staff member;
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (2 - 2) - Live by cantok(m): 5:23pm On Dec 26, 2017
WHERE IS THE SPECIAL ONE OF LONG AGO?
Religion / Re: Why Are Atheists Obsessed With Christians And Their Way Of Life by cantok(m): 2:10pm On Dec 25, 2017
They are obsessed, because they were once Christians and then failed to convince the christins to disregard GO's existence. Many times they feel over educated

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Career / Re: Fulani, Abubakar Adamu 'Ano' Promoted To Brigadier General In Nigerian Army by cantok(m): 6:11am On Dec 25, 2017
clevvermind:
Terrorist is now being promoted. Na wao.
clevverbyhalf:
Forgive my twin brother comments above oooo, we are not always intelligent
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Religion / Re: Merry Christmas Nairalanders - 2017 by cantok(m): 5:19am On Dec 25, 2017
Merry Christmas to all those who will give their kpekus for knackering grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Withdraws From UNESCO Over Jerusalem Decision by cantok(m): 5:17am On Dec 25, 2017
Israel can reclaim their lands at anytime. China is trying to reclaim their lost kingdom and Russia has done same!. Israel have done reclaimation on several occasions before. Reclamation and restoration has happened several times. It happened to the Babylonians, the Assyrians and others before them. The modern Palestinians are only blowing hot/and cold for nothing!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Withdraws From UNESCO Over Jerusalem Decision by cantok(m): 5:10am On Dec 25, 2017
rifasenate11:
isreal should give Palestinians a chance to inhabit thier lands.
The land of their forefathers?!
Politics / Re: Governor Fayose Releases 80% Fuel Meant For Government House by cantok(m): 5:01am On Dec 25, 2017
temitemi1:
Lalasticlala, dont you think we should commend my Role Model for this
Fayose knows when 80% has been sold, but how do I know if 80% has been removed for sale! tongue
Religion / Re: What Is The Attack Behind Witchcraft Pressing At Night? by cantok(m): 4:57am On Dec 25, 2017
Originalsly:
Pressing...Witchcraft pressing.... sleep paralysis...sleep apnea. .... different terms for the same thing... and I'm sure there are more terms in other languages or regions. Only a fool would say someone is dumb/ignorant/ backward if the person uses a different term than he.
No doubt...medical experts have said a mouthful about its causes and how to prevent it. Has any of this worked?...or are we just swallowing what they say? Those here who are 'civilised/educated'.....let us know how to immediately get out of the paralysis should we ever find ourselves in that situation.
Is it spiritual?..... always...always...should you call on the name of God...it stops immediately. Coincidence?...everytime? Over to the experts.
grin grin grin grin grin Naija. How markit?
Religion / Re: "Your Spiritual Welfare Is Our Concern" - Deeper Life Bible Church by cantok(m): 7:51pm On Dec 24, 2017
ricsman:
OAM4J
Moderators take this to the front-page so many will see it. I actually don't like people talking about what they don't really know well.
I do tell people, if you think a church isn't comfortable for your liken, it's better to leave. Leave without trying to take people with you or try pulling it down. Since you didn't build the church you can't pull it down no matter how you try.

Change is the only constant phenomena, however the word of God is not allowed to change since God does not change. Cheers.
The established churches have belligerent agents everywhere and are challenged by the Pentecostal churches. So hate speeches and sabotage is always awaiting any church that has destroyed oppressive teachings of the Orthodox churches.
Religion / Re: The Christmas Debate- What Is God's Opinion? by cantok(m): 9:47am On Dec 24, 2017
kachi19:
Even atheists celebrate Christmas so akanut comman go n kee myself biko
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