₦airaland Forum

VargasVee:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/08/22/nigerias-unity-negotiable-iyc-replies-buhari/

Nebuzaradan:
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Nonsense trash
am Nebuzaradan
i fear no evil

Nebuzaradan:
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trash trash trash
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
awolowo is a rat poison king
abiola of cursed memory is a rifraf
kiss the truth

jahsharon:
Were you forced to join Nairaland? If not, please kip kwayet and get out of here.

Nebuzaradan:
lol even femi knows that this is a charade

Buhari is a terrorist
aisha is a shameless corrupt prostitute
kiss the truth

greatermax77:
Business guys, looking for contracts
collect the pay & use it to support Biafra.
Sharp guys

Baroba:
Dee Sam Mbakwe is long dead, which Sam are you talking about..

Basic123:
@menmen20100: Afonjas and obsession with women's private parts are like 5 and 6. All they think about everyday, every hour is vaginaa/pusssy, sexxx/fuccck, yassh/asss, while their counterparts Igbo, white and Asian men are working hard, fighting for freedom, building civilization for their women and children. SMH

ikorodureporta:
Source: http://punchng.com/grammatical-errors-that-welcomed-the-president-home/

oluseyiforjesus:
If u want to fake, fake a reasonable something so that wen caught you will knw it worth it, not fake wat is fake already, Vigilanty is nt in d constitution. Fake something like major General........

Fawklicant:
Dear Sandhurst trained military tactician,
1.Please in what way is a conflict a full scale war?

Ksslib:
This is my honest review of Mtn data plans. I added an 's' because I have used almost all what they have to offer in terms of data across a very very long period of time but for the sake of this review, we are going to assume you want to want to subscribe to their popular 1.5gig monthly plan or like I suspect, already subscribed to it. Pls keep in mind that everything in this review applies to ALL their data plans. The only difference being price and amount of data, that's all.

Price:


Verdict: This plan is a RIP-OFF for the price(as you'll later find out in this review). It is an overpriced scam. 1000naira can buy you 5 spaghetti. One thousand naira can get you a rubber of white garri if you can beg. My roommate sold his working standing for 1k. With 1k, you can get a used heart in cotonou that will pump atleast 3 cups of blood before failure. Should I continue?

Deduction rate:

Verdict: Are you a magician? Are you fascinated with magic? Do you like sseing things dissappear? Things like animals, humans and of course, data? Mtn data plan is for you.

Webpages:
Offline Mode:

Verdict: With background data set on permanent restriction, data switched off, I wonder what steals data. Wait!! maybe, just maybe, my home button needs mb to take me from gallery to home screen.

Apps.

Twitter:

Facebook:
Instagram:
.... *ok calm down. ksslib breathe.. breatheeee**

Verdict: Mtn says Instagram is not for poor people like me. We'll see what Etisalat, Airtel and others have to say.... minus Glo abeg. What's the use of having 100gig when I am only allowed to legally use 10mb due to poor service. Glo with pride indeed.

YouTube:

Verdict:
Final verdict:


Will I recommend this plan or any Mtn data plan?:
Yes, I will absolutely recommend this plan to anybody who will ask this question after reading everything.

ttmacoy:
I meant what's your priory date i.e. The date USCIS confirmed they received your immigrant application.

beamtopola:
I am a bayelsan, ogbia to be precise. I stayed in osiri road, Ekeki yenagoa.
I have moving round bayelsa for the past two weeks. Week before last, I was in Niger delta university in amassoma to see my cousin who school there. Last week I went to my village in ogbia to give my father some foodstuffs and some money.
Why am I stating all of the above? It is because of the acclaimed quit notice being circulating around the internet by some acclaimed agitotors. I think these group should stop trying to rubbish the brave name of the Niger delta, we are no coward. The only agitations groups we know in Niger delta are the agitations forces of tompolo, boyloaf,ateke and asari. These men are the real agitators of the Niger deltans. If any quit notice has been issued and didn't come from any of these agitators, then that quit notice is not from the Niger delta.
Even when GEJ loses his reelection, these guys didn't issued any quit notice. Pipeline Vandalism were as a result of the federal government interest in arresting tompolo. You may see with me that after FG withdrawn it arrest, pipeline vandalism stops.
Please and please, people should stop bring Niger delta name to rubbish, we didn't issued any treat.
I am in yenagoa right now and it is calm, same to amassoma in southern ijaw and ogbia. I only heard of this treat on nairaland and some blogs. If this treat were to be true, I will have started feeling the heat right here in yenagoa. I have not heard of anything like that here in yenagoa. But if the northerners go ahead with their quit notice, I believed there will be a retaliation in many part of southern Nigeria. The Yoruba's did not physically abuse us, so we have no problem with them. If the Hausa go ahead, we will retaliate but we will not victimize the Yoruba's cause the do us nothing, unless they also partake in the quit notice issued by the northerners.


In bayelsa, no form of agitation in driving out the yorubas and the Hausa. Bayelsa is very calmed.

ttmacoy:
I feel your pain, that's the longest category. At least you're not from the Philippines or Mexico.

When is your priority date?

YomzzyDBlogger:
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Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

News Via: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/08/grace-mugabe-claims-she-beat-up-sa.html

sevenhundred:
he must bend down maybe he likes or..........he must.

SmartPunter:
.... 500 Million to each hmmm this kind news is fishy .....

ZombieTAMER:
thank Nigerian money and not god... More than 30 million pounds spent just like that...