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The effect of Masturbation is mostly psychological...guys will prefer to masturbate than walk up to that babe...it's affect personal relationship, guys be like...y toast d babe, expend energy, burn cash and ya nt even 80percent sure of layn d babe...and VASELINE no reach 200 naira...

misspicy:
Sorry op go for someone who can date you,no be by force,i cant date a short guy too,even if he is dangote

#yimu

....chia...u can lie...

Sweetyie:
I want to be a footballer

...u don de catch ball(s) since nw...or u want to be striking? abi u wan hear am frm ma mouth ni?

Wife: u almost killed me last nite o...
Husband: u never hear say na 'old wine beta pass'...

Lolz...story...u neva plan to born b4 marriage...and zip up no de ur dictionary, that money Whr u use buy teststrip ko buy cd, change ko even remain sef (dpending)...

The is always a price to pay...say no to CULTISM...

dhoryn:
I'm from Akwa ibom

...4real...bt the fact remains...make a rerun 20times, Akpabio wins 20times...buh, eyen eka, ame ayaya tutu...

dhoryn:
Total waste of time. Even a new born baby knows who will win again.

... ...so it has been pre-rigged already...r u frm Ak?

No body, I repeat, no body can come btw me and ma mum, Whr was d wife when she gave birth to me, took absolute k of me...this will be one of the unwritten agreement btw I and ma wife when d time comes. Btw, a wife is replaceable, w mum isn't....and pls, dnt go to that Bible portion 'a man shall leave his parent...'...I no follow u play that kind rough play.
...Mum of life...
much love frm ya last born...

PinkBarbie:
I still can't fathom.

That's how one man drove past me and stopped his car, came down and walked a long distance with me.

...lolz, and we r save to assume the rest...(unwritten epilogue).

winetapper:
the funny part is the dragon would also be moving and talking to her

Nollywood still has more work to do

...means she is always flying around with a green mob......ninja own na broom...lolz

winetapper:
and we would be crushing on her like Dragon bender

...so she is no super woman...tf.

Nice thread...

If the man no wan die early, make he no resign...I de fear women...the kids will sort their selves out.

Dnt worry, ya kids wunt inherit em...am crossed eyed maself (nt xtreme)...mum,dad, siblings, non of ma cousins, aunties, uncles dnt have it..mum said she made jest of man with crossed eyes jst b4 she gave birth to me...

Mayb na wetin de inside our politician, policemen and Major Generals belle...I recommend them for surgery asap...

Lol...anything Whr no be ur portion...na dodging sure pass...

Keneking:
When do they pay 23rd, 26th or 1st week of next month?

LOL

Funny...anywhere...am here for the comment....make I stand my bicycle well b4 e fall..the spokes r costly...

This is extreme....1000 ways to die...these deadly creatures jst de like women, their mood changes with the direction of the wind...

legendboy:
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...meaning?

...or trying to make sense outta d speech...we knw as e de be naw...

So touring d world can make sm1 a technocrat....funny country.

omoolope2019:
got me too

...dnt mine her, if dat soup no sweet, her body ko send am SMS.

akwana:
Na babe oh. Why una de always think say she be guy?

....Really...that's how guys prepare their market list...pepper b4 Egusi and crayfish...lolz...no salt?

Lolzz...this guy got me...

That moment when ur village ppl re incarnate the alligator back to life while ya leg is inside...u will understand Hw Johna felt in d belly of a fish....bt who wan edit Bible again!