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emsco:
Na d last time wey i go pick any of this England championship team be dis.. see game wey i suppose win

I swear.
See wetin Bournemouth do me

Na wa to Bournemouth oo

Na herdsmen wan invade.
You guys prolly killed a cow that destroyed someone's crops

Dude was simply out of the country on an important mission.
What is the shun about it?
He's already a big masquerade,convention
dictates he shouldn't involve himself openly in party politics.

Mrxawe:
This is unarguably the most ruthless, inhumane and brutal government in the history of this country. They sent corpers to serve in various dangerous places across the country yet you're hoarding their October allowance. How you survive is no business of Buhari's administration. If you want to die, go and die.

Sani Abachas administration would give a standing ovation for an administration that destroyed Nigeria twice.

Lol.
All the resources of Nigeria are being hoarded and channelled towards the railway and highway to Niger Republic where Buhari's cousins are.
So,endure small,them go soon pay when they're done with that one.

Bishopkingsley:
Am only saying what I have noticed and experienced my electricity has been constant
For almost one month

That your area no get name?
Thief

All d small odds today.
Liverpool, ManShitty,Celtic

Early and mid 2000s.
Peugeot 505.
As e get fault,I go park am 4 haus,hijack d flatbooth.
Flatbooth spoil,I go drop am for haus reposses d 505 which dem done repair by then.
Was not a matter of status symbol just that I loved night waka
God bless you daddy

Nnaa,all these awards being procured for you by alexreports won't help.
You are a good candidate but unfortunately missed it at d party level.
Governorship election in Anambra is a 2 horse race b/w APGA & PDP.
Save your money and retry in 4yrs sir.

pocohantas:
My own father is very much alive and healthy. If your mother watched stress kill yours, accept my heartfelt sympathy.

Wow.
Lucky man,cos apples(daughters) rarely fall far from the tree(mother)
I guess your father was also responsible for calculating your mother's menstrual cycle?
If you ever find a man to honour your bitter,damaged self with marriage, have a discussion about number of children you want and spacing,then BEHAVE LIKE SOM1 WHO ATTENDED A GOOD PRIMARY SCHOOL AND BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN BODY.Seek knowledge about family planning and follow it rigorously.
Ppl have long moved on from that stage when d man was responsible for everything including counting the woman’s menstrual cycle.

pocohantas:
6 and he is dragging height with his parents?
Anyway, they are both tall. He must have taken it from them. Happy birthday to him.

1 child in 6 years.
Many rich people no just like stress.
They need time to tour the world, focus on their career and create more wealth.

But you see those ones on a 45k salary. Hmm!
The only way to revalidate their manhood is by impregnating their wives. No money to flex, so their recreation is in between the woman’s legs. When he is angry, na to offload inside the wife. When he is happy, double offloading. Next thing you go see na 5 similar looking children.



Thank you! I done fear how he got that tall.
See scam!

To feed family = the responsibility of the man.
Clothe the family=the responsibility of the man.
Provide shelter=the responsibility of the man.
Hospital bills=the responsibility of the man.
To calculate her menstrual cycle and know her safe and unsafe days= the responsibility of the man.
To get family planning implants,inserts, pills etc which are free nowadays = the responsibility of the man.

Little wonder your fathers died off long before your mothers

The abokkis at Daura secret service be disgracing their fellow zoogerians and Yoruba muslim since d days of John the Baptist

Zoo DSS.

Sensible Yoruba group

Fahdiga:
I know it must be a southerner that did that to his fellow southerner

Ajodo should be Benue/Nasarawa or all these northern minorities.

Sonnobax15:

The commenter above me said Odili is a criminal . Aboki,how can you call someone a criminal when he/she hasn't been convicted by a court of law?

All these aboki wey we share this nairaland with self,una can make somebody laugh at times

That is why I want Biafra.
So I can stop answering zoogerian with those genetically low IQ ppl

NetValueFX:
This vulture man is a disgrace. I actually thought it's a woman until someone said it's a man. Someone's father with such a decayed brain

Na man.
And na suffering and smiling man

Atrocious officiating from the referee.

Example of referee sold match = Levante vs Atletico

BeardedMeat:
She's no different from Remi Tinubu. Similar features. That's why the comparison in the first place

Far taller than Chief Thug Mrs Thiefnuubu

iamyemiakins:
Marilyn Monroe was soooo beautiful.

Ignore that child

kenzysmith:
have nevered doubted oshihemen, taiwo awoniyi and ihehancho age . as for our goalkeeper uzoho 22 yes he is claiming forget it . Nigeria we dominate Africa with a world class coach and Fabio cappello or Joachim loew won't be bad idea

Iheanacho is a huge fraud age wise

Zombie thread.
"Fuel supply has also increased"

OfficialDJ:
fvvk off buySENSE

You're irrelevant in the scheme of things, and you really can't match up when we see in real life. Dweeb

Bro.
Die this matter abeg.No reply again abeg
This na Mercedes thread, na ppl wey done chop belleful de drive Mercedes,and ppl wey de chop well no suppose de dey provoked easily
One love