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EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:20pm On Jun 26, 2016
Geofavor:
Don't worry, once you get admitted now, you will have little to no time to trade vitriols online.
Yeah you're right
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:18pm On Jun 26, 2016
IamLukas:
MTN Library is just beside John Harris. They are two different libraries entirely.
That's my venue too
Oh thanks..
You seem to know so much about uniben..

How come?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 1:07pm On Jun 26, 2016
rjek:
pls I want to ask
are all d questions 1mark each? (eng & gp)
That's an open secret known only to uniben officials and to volatile in-depth mathematicians cool
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 1:05pm On Jun 26, 2016
Geofavor:
E-fights? grin

No wonder the mods love you so much. grin cool... As for me, I no get the strength.
It's because of this exam..
if not.. I might probably have been banned by now ..

I'm trying to change sha
RomanceRe: Ive Noticed A Pattern On Romanceland That Has To Stop Right Away. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:56pm On Jun 26, 2016
LuveU2:
I knw the saying that beauty is skin deep is true but please you 'll should just shut the f^ck up if a pretty girl or handsome guy disagrees with you whether kindly or rudely.

Why er is it so hard to admit they are fine but rude or silly or dumb? Nay you call them urglyy to pacify you. Thats some weak defence. Nothing is goin to stop them from being lookers. Try another method donkey.



[Yes if you are ugly, war do u expect people to call you?
If you are stypid war should we call you?
If u are a dumb, shd i er call u bright?]

See y'all
H.sunday. Peace
Your orthographic skills are very poor

Try improving it
I didn't understand what you typed... so how can I dig out what you mean?
EducationRe: 16 Pictures You Can Relate To If You're Attending A Nigerian University by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:48pm On Jun 26, 2016
Adeoba10:
Bro... U dont need to take dat personal... Chilll.... Oya take popcorn n petrol...
Madman grin grin
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:38pm On Jun 26, 2016
Geofavor:
Indeed, it's a probability. If we were to quantify it, it would be 1/15 -- since there has been only one of such since 2005.



grin.. Welcome to the club of sesquipedelian word learners. It sure would ease the distress posed by antonyms and synonyms, etc. cool
I've always been a sesquipedelian and a vocabulary affinist ...

If you check most of my comments especially in an e-fight cheesy

Yea.. synonyms and antonyms.. that's the real deal in English
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:19pm On Jun 26, 2016
lukkky:
Same day Bro. I leave close so it won't be a long journey.
Oh okay ..
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:17pm On Jun 26, 2016
Geofavor:
The "fill in the gap" I meant is the one in form of a passage whereby a few words are taken out and replaced with gaps; the one we call REGISTERS.



Hehe,
I actually forgot I used that as my signature. There was even a typo; it was supposed to be indefatigable.
Yea.. I saw that in the past questions but we weren't given last year.. so it's a probability.

Hehe.. indefatigable .. just learnt a new word
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:29am On Jun 26, 2016
JY01:
u sure?
I never print my result slip o :oi almost forgot to reprint uniben slip yesterday sef
Like I told you in whatsApp.. I'll reprint at Ugbowo.
No need to panic.
Yes you'll need the two
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:26am On Jun 26, 2016
Geofavor:
They don't. Although, you must become a devout member of their fellowship once you get admitted! grin




Naah, it's not a 'must'. However, that's mainly the reason behind their accomodating candidates: to get new members or converts ( If you're a sinner grin).



Guy, I need more info concerning last year's cbt:

1) How many comprehension passages were there?

2) Were there fill-in-the-gap registers type of questions?
LOL.. cheesy


As at last year... they only gave us (engineering & physical sciences) one comprehension passage.. they are usually culled from Newspaper articles or Novels.. so expect to do a brainstorming analysis when answering the sequel questions
.

Yes there was fill-in the gap kinda question .. it usually in form of "Which of these words best completes the sentences"


That shouldn't be a problem for an "Infatigable Scholar" ... should it?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 8:35am On Jun 26, 2016
lukkky:
Computer Engineering o. What about you.
Chemical Engineering dude.. so when are u hitting Benin?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 8:34am On Jun 26, 2016
JY01:
jamb slip... Which of em? The reprinted slip or result slip?
Both.
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:29am On Jun 26, 2016
Bishops10:
Baba, I'm writing on Wednesday oo.....what about you??








Back from Bancheesy
Me too.. almost all engineering are writing Wednesday.
I'm writing at the MTN library .. you?


BTW.. PProvost.. no be John Harris be the name of the library? Why the name change?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:25am On Jun 26, 2016
Pprovost:
Most fellowships offer temporary accommodation for jambites. You can ask for redeem, winners, catholic and many others.

Anyways, you don't have problem as a guy. But off campus accommodation is not advisable if you don't know the person before.
Oh really?

That's very good of dem.
Thing is,will dey also charge?
RomanceRe: Lanicky did not deserve to win! Now she won, what's next? by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:43am On Jun 26, 2016
I still can't figure out how Lanicky "won"

Because it hasn't been announced undecided
RomanceRe: Lessons From Miss Nairaland 2016 by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:34am On Jun 26, 2016
Sigh...

It's a pageant!
Don't take it personal
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:31pm On Jun 25, 2016
Ebayray:
I don't wanna see you cross my faculty except for gst registration
cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:45pm On Jun 25, 2016
Pprovost:
I can see some people have started offering free accommodation alreadygrin

All I will say is..........


JAMBITES BEWARE!!!



Na hunting season we dey so cool

If you don't have any arrangement with anybody before coming and you can not afford hotels then fellowships to the rescue cool

#peace
Fellowship undecided

Since when did they become hotels?

Elaborate
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:43pm On Jun 25, 2016
Ebayray:
Lolz, my diary? tongue


Wow, another engineering guy, nice!
cool

And one of my agendas when I gain admission is to cruise through those beautiful girls in black & white cheesy


The law girls cheesy
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:34pm On Jun 25, 2016
lukkky:
I'm writing on the 29th too. Time is 9am.
What a coincidence

I'm also on 9:00am cheesy

Nice .. what course?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:32pm On Jun 25, 2016
Ebayray:
I wish you success in your exams. What course didyu apply for?
Sorry for the late reply... I was just perusing through your congenial diary cheesy

I am an Engine boy cool

Chemical Engineering

EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:16pm On Jun 25, 2016
Ebayray:
Lolz, am sorry if I've not been here all the time.
No problem

Just keep in mind that I'm writing on the 29th (Wednesday) ... so put CaptainEColeJnr in your evening/morning prayers

God bless you as you do
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:07pm On Jun 25, 2016
Madam Ebayray is just viewing

Instead of her to be encouraging us....

sad
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:05pm On Jun 25, 2016
daviescruz21:
Guys I heard we are to come wiv our Original Jamb slip! Showing our passport..nd printing it cost 1.8k
guys na true?? make una put mouth o make we know how e qo be
Hogwash!!!

Original JAMB slip ain't compulsory for post UME

It will only be required at your clearance
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:02pm On Jun 25, 2016
JY01:
My sub just go pafuka when I come need am past.... Hello everyone, how u doing





Pls, what other documents will be required apart from d reprinted slip, or is it d only one? Captain, e be like say u get experience.. Tell me
All you need is your JAMB slip,post UME slip and a pen for calculating purposes.


Abeg ensure you drop your mobile phone with the security guard at the venue..
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by CaptainEColeJnr: 1:30pm On Jun 25, 2016
As one of the international election observers... I must confess the elections have been majorly peaceful cool


Except for pinches of violence we recorded at along the 27th page and 31st page ...

But Nairalanders have comported themselves in an orderly manner which I must commend...

I sure will deliver a fair report back to Downing Street & Buckingham Palace.


Thank You cool
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by CaptainEColeJnr: 1:13pm On Jun 25, 2016
ebohstepn:
I vote mimzy

Cc NLJega
confirm dude... hmmm.. your name tho'
are you from Delta state?
CelebritiesRe: Vector's New Haircut Lands Him In Trouble [PICS] by CaptainEColeJnr: 1:05pm On Jun 25, 2016
DesChyko:
No be you be Nairaland Executioner? shocked grin
My friend shut up!!!

he gave you an advice to simply fúck off... don't you get it?
EducationRe: Father Beats His Daughter's Boyfriend In UNIZIK For Being Abusive - See Photos by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:57pm On Jun 25, 2016
JonSnow:
and you are as dull as a dishwasher
Bros... grin

By the way.. it's ditch water not dishwasher
RomanceRe: How To Please Nairaland Ladies.... by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:51pm On Jun 25, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
You got the message, I suppose? cheesy

Mimzy all the way! Voting is ongoing.

Invade all sections, man. Lure friends and acquaintances to vote her.
Affirmative
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:27pm On Jun 25, 2016
I only took time out of my tight reading schedule to do this...

I just wanna vote her.

I vote Mimzy

Cc NLJega

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