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 Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by CaptainEColeJnr: 2:26pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
refiner:Do me a favour please .. Shut the hell up  We don't like cry babies who come out pretending to be remorseful and sweet just to gain cheap sympathy. Be yourself ... goddamnit 7 Likes |
| Romance › Re: When Will We Finish Studying The Bible? by CaptainEColeJnr: 2:20pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Can someone take this trash to Religion section? it seems some people post every shít here seriously 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 1:14pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
ALAGA1:thanks baba  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: T.B. Joshua Celebrates His 53rd Birthday Today by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:35am On Jun 12, 2016 |
Happy Birthday great man of God 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 11:22am On Jun 12, 2016 |
[b]The following day, I decided to go into the campus of the school,just a stone-throw away, then I met Fatima "Hey, how have you been?" I inquired "Cool" came the reply . Got to know she just gained admission into the school and prior to that, But while perusing down her feminine body,I noticed something similar to the wristwatch I bought for Pelumi, out of curiosity, I asked her,she said it was giving to her by one of her admirers .. I sought further to know the name of the admirer .. —Chuks.. yes! Chuks After some series of mental bewilderment, I asked if she was Fatima, and she replied, Yes,her friend was indeed Pelumi.. "It is too much of a coincidence ,she must be the so-called Fatima Chuks had been referring to.. but in analogy, Chuks happened to be wooing her(Fatima) and diverted my gifts meant for Peluma to her with the pretense that he bought it himself. " What!!! " she was obviously shocked, but not as shocked as me though. "Where is Pelumi?" I asked after a little narration of my story to her.. To my utmost surprise... Pelumi is in London, she left the previous day,the Sunday. "She schools there" said Fatima "She only came down here on holiday and spent a little time with me" she further added. Yeeeepaaaa!!!!!! Now the question is why did Chuks divert the gifts? Chuks definitely had met Pelumi before I did,due to the fact that he is courting Fatima. But because he was in need of the laptop ,he decided to play a fast one on me. He also knew Pelumi would be leaving back to school soon,and she'll definitely not agree to my proposals probably due to distance so he never bothered contacting her or even telling her about me while he lied to me! I was flabbergasted and astounded. My mind seemed to have jerked into a state of mental paranoia.. it was a total loss for me.. "Chuks must return my laptop back,and everything I spent on the course", I said Now the funny thing is that I spent days buying various gifts, rehearsing lines, and even attending the campus church not knowing I was chasing nothing! She didn't even know.. She might have just greeted me in the first place just as a normal courtesy ... Whatever it was.. the fact remained that I lost. As for the old laptop, I had been promising Chuks that I'd give it to him,but I never planned to, It had been a loss.. I guess God was trying to punish me for my niggardness.. [/b] I would like to thank those who encouraged me right from the beginning of the thread.. CC. Sandoski,Equalizer.. thank you falconey for the "DVD joke" .. ErnieSmallz thanks for the "Super Story song " (yeye girl.  ) .. thanks to my loyal viewers.. na una try pass .............................................. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:39am On Jun 12, 2016 |
[b]The weekend was a quiet one, you wouldn't believe I spent the entire Saturday rehearsing the lines I will tell her when I finally called, I would write it down like a songwriter writing his songs,and even tore it and write again. When I finally got what I wanted from my bank of creativity, I smiled sheepishly to myself. "Yea it's time to memorise this lines" but those lines would be used when I finally get to arrange a meeting with her— I have an initial hurdle to cross.. which is introducing myself. Chuks already told me what to say..  The next day was a Sunday, cool day, its 5:30 am. My phone rang,Chuks calling, "What the hell is he calling me for this early morning? " I grumbled. Chuks had called to suggest that we go to the Campus church for the service. He opined that Pelumi definitely attends the church,so this will be a golden opportunity to catch the "fish"— at least book my space ..So I rushed to have my bath and quickly dressed up,the service was starting by 7:00am. "It's better we go early, so we would be able to know where she'd sit " Chuks had said on the phone. I normally attend a Catholic church but hey,I wouldn't mind attending this service for something this worth it, I thought to myself. Chuks had hired a car to come pick us up... fancy, I guess. We reached the church on time,and Chuks had arranged with Fatima to set up a meeting by "chance" after the service would end. It was a long sermon from the Presiding pastor, damn!!! I was like "This man preach finish na" I was as tranquil as the summer sea throughout the service. In what seemed to be like eternity, at last the service ended. Stepping out of the church,Chuks introduced me to Fatima, she was this slender girl with large hips as solid as bricks. "Hello" I said We exchanged pleasantries, and she winked at Chuks and they left me to somewhere around the corner of the church surrounding. They had left because Pelumi was coming towards us,so what does that mean?— Make a move,this is your chance Captain. My heartbeat was racing faster than Usain Bolt,my mind was in a state of disturbance. She catwalked towards me with her eyes perusing different directions. Yes! She was looking for Fatima her friend, but who cares? I have a mission to execute. "Hello" Pelumi right? "Hi" Before I could proceed further, she received a call that moment, so I had to wait a few secs. But while she was talking on phone .. I had noticed a slight scar on her forehead. Hmmmm.... I didn't see the scar that Wednesday .. I murmured. After the call ended. I was caught in-between introducing myself or just saying hello and march on. With a plethora of tension embodied in me coupled with my confusion, I just stammered "Errhm Erhmm, You attend this church?" "Yes " she replied ... she then said "Hey,I can't remember where I met you, can you remind me" I told her where I saw her.. by this time I was as uncertain as the weather. She seemed to have forgotten so quick .. I became faint-hearted immediately. She smiled at me and walked towards Fatima and Chuks who later joined me to ask how it went. I couldn't say a word.... "let's just go" I said unfulfilled. .............................................[/b] cc Equalizer Sandoski Jboy73 falconey 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 8:59am On Jun 12, 2016 |
0955eb027:Mah nigga  That's why it's called a story, to keep you in suspense |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 8:55am On Jun 12, 2016 |
[b]It was a gloomy match, at least so it was to me, I wasn't concentrating,my mind was probably fantasizing the fact that I could have met Pelumi today and probably spew out my feelings to her already. I felt as empty as space. I got home, expecting Chuks call,but it wasn't forthcoming. "What's up with this guy? Or has he been kidnapped? " I brushed it off asserting that he might probably be tired and would give me a call the following morning. So off I went to bed too,with my mind still enclosed with thoughts of Pelumi. Friday morning, of course Chuks called, and certainly I reprimanded him for not calling the previous night, he gave excuses.. as usual! "I don give her the gift make she deliver am to Pelumi,so I don collect her number too " Correct Guy..I retorted. Now I have her number,its time to make a move because she must have seen my message. ... But on a second thought,I decided to wait a bit"Calm down Captain, why the rush.. she no dey run na" Evening reached,Chuks had come to claim his reward,the old laptop I promised him.. Of course I keep my promises, I gave him,and he was definitely full of praises.. and he even said anytime I needed help in wooing any girl,never hesitate to holla me. Hmmmm.. see this Guy ooo,you think sey I fit date any other girl apart from Pelumi? As blind as love can be. ............................................[/b] cc. Sandoski Jboy73 Equalizer I have updated |
| Romance › Re: Upcoming Miss Nairaland 2016 Edition Interview by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:54am On Jun 12, 2016 |
Oh Gosh! This thread makes me sick This is supposed to be an awareness thread in regards to the interview billed to be conducted next week. And you all turned in into a campaign avenue.. everyone shouting "mimzy" "refiner" "ivyy" what? Are you all suffering from cardiovascular relapse Or has your brains be radiated into various radioactive wavelengths Bunch of senile hags 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 12:26am On Jun 12, 2016 |
Equalizer:I'm a novice in wooing girls... let's just say I've always been shy of girls... LOL. But in life,there's a first time for everything But it's not my first time 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Kashybaby Is Not Back... Please Disregard That Info that says she is back.. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:17am On Jun 12, 2016 |
espn: Erhmmm is this some form of orthographic wooing while you search for the word in your dictionary ... just wanna let you know that you didn't have to say that. By eulogizing these girls on NL (which never happens offline) you're simply making them float in imaginary euphoria wheareas they are just at Ground Zero. |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 11:02pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
It's kinda late now... I'll definitely update it tomorrow .. so keep up with this thread. |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:56pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
jboy73:Hmmmm keep smelling |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:53pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Thanks  Leave all these "bad belles" .. Sandoski |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:35pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
jboy73:Baba, I've updated BTW I'm from the South |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:32pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
[b]It's the next day already, the daylight seemed like eternity to come, oh yeah,my mind was besieged with thoughts of her,so much I couldn't sleep,so much I was eagerly waiting for the break of daylight like a bridegroom waiting for his bride. Finally, its 6 am... "but wait!" I said to myself ,the plan is until evening, but Chuks was meant to meet with her in the morning to set up a meeting with her at the basketball court of the school,so as not to catch her unawares, cool right? "Griiin griiin" my phone rang,Chuks calling, I picked. "Hello,better be prepared ooo,and arrange the laptop because you'll meet her today." Elated I was, but at the same time tensed,as the clock clicked through the day,all I could think of is her. Impatiently peeping my wristwatch every few minutes like a snake waiting to devour a mouse. At last,it was 4:30pm,Chuks came over to my place,I was like "Oya,how did it go? Did you arrange the meeting? " He said "yes but she said she won't be available" Damn it! I swore So I have been waiting like a fool all day expecting nothing? He calmed me down and said all is definitely not lost, he came up with another plan,he probably tagged it "Plan B'',perhaps to make it seem like a suitable alternative. "I'll speak to her best friend, Fatima, about your intentions towards Pelumi, but you will have to supply gifts such as Rose flowers,and some cosmetics that an average lady would love"... he said with all confidence in the world. Chuks always have this special ability to persuade and convince someone, he could convince a lion to eat grass instead of meat. That's how good he was. For some reasons, I agreed. We both headed to a boutique nearby where I bought some sweet-smelling roses and a wristwatch ,and to a salon where I bought some cosmetics, Chuks kept making the choices while I just paid. I didn't mind spending much money,as long as it would pay off, I said to myself. Off he went to meet Fatima and execute "Plan B".. I just went to the viewing centre to catch a Champions League match. Still in full confidence Chuks will deliver. ..........................................[/b] |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:24pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
falconey:31st of June |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:21pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz:You'll make them discredit my post na |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:15pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz:This is not fair ooo |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:08pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:thanks CC smellymouth come join her here in the cinema  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:07pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:thanks 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 10:05pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz:C'mon show some love na |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 9:50pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
I'll update soon... BRB |
| Romance › Re: My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 9:43pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
[b]"Baba,no stress yourself, na Pelumi be her name, I go talk to her, but you go find me something sha" Funny how your friends can't help you for free right? I promised to give him my old laptop if he could help me get her contact and also talk to her. Then he assured me whole-heartedly that he would deliver.. I was relaxed, then we strolled out for an evening walk ,I even bought him N1000 suya just to encourage him to do a good job. He kept on assuring me. Now we sat down at a bench beside the blaring furnace roasting the suya. Then Chuks drafted the strategy we would use. The plan was simple,we will head to the hostel where Pelumi stays,because Chuks later told me she was a student in the Federal University close to us, "We would wait for her in front of the basketball ball court,she lives off campus, but she comes to the court to read every evening with her bestie Fatima," As he kept talking, I kept nodding like an agama lizard, he would talk and pause to take a chew of each piece of suya,my mind was already reminiscing the osculate event. We later agreed to execute the plan the evening of the next day. After the school would have been through with lectures for the day,then we "attack".[/b] |
| Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:40pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
JY01:There will definitely be post ume expect it |
| Romance › My Experience Wooing This Girl by CaptainEColeJnr(op): 9:35pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
[b]It was a Wednesday evening, I stepped out of home to get something from a nearby store, I stepped into the shop like a lion who just arrived his den. "Mallam,give me custard " I ordered like a gentle dude,then I heard a voice from my right, "Good evening" she said,I looked at her and behold my mind started racing to many possibilities, I was like "Why did this fine sweet girl greet me? ," because I have never seen her before. All that thoughts happened in a milli-second, "What's up" I replied. She nodded. Being a shy guy,I just kept quiet afterwards. The mallam brought the custard, my mind was whispering to me... why waste the chance? So I ordered for sugar from the Mallam in a bid to prolong my stay in the shop by some few seconds so I can strike up a little convo with this criterion of beauty. Unfortunately, the tension in me overthrew the determination to speak with her further, so I left the shop disappointed, thinking I'd never see her again. "See fúck up" I soliloquized I just walked home like a pack of wolves coming back from an unsuccessful hunt. Later in the day,I went to see Chuks my close friend since high school days.. Chuks is a guy who happens to be shrewd and clever in giving advices to greenhorns like me,I mean he is gyneolatric. "Oh boy how far na" "Baba I dey oooo" Chuks happened to notice the disappointment on my face and he sought to know, then I narrated the short experience. He laughed and promised to assist me claiming he knows the girl and he'd talk to her. ..............................................[/b] 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: BUSTED!!! Kashybaby Is Hiding Behind This Moniker by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:12pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
I think it's foolhardy to make claims and assertions without vivid proof... damn it... OP.. go fúck yourself. If she changed moniker, she would have told me. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:53pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Freddy02:Yea... so I heard too... I always knew this scrapping of Post UME was hogwash, I never stopped reading. Now my beliefs have been confirmed. Aluta Continua Uniben here I come |
| Travel › Re: South Africa To Issue 5-year Visas To Nigerians by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:43pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
EgunMogaji:Great. Please do set it up.. to help young lads here in Naija. I can see jet A1 is now globally costly .. hmmm... Enjoy sir |
| Travel › Re: South Africa To Issue 5-year Visas To Nigerians by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:56am On Jun 11, 2016 |
EgunMogaji:Cool Are you practicing? No wonder you can enter SA without visa 1 Like |
| Travel › Re: South Africa To Issue 5-year Visas To Nigerians by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:49am On Jun 11, 2016 |
EgunMogaji:Still processing admission to Flying School .. So I'm not there yet |
| Travel › Re: South Africa To Issue 5-year Visas To Nigerians by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:47am On Jun 11, 2016 |
GenBuhari:[size=18pt]When did Buhari visit South Africa? [/size]. 1 Like |
