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halfricanadian:
Miss u too tanx

halfricanadian:
Fine u?

I miss you sha

halfricanadian:
lol

JY01:
believe me... I hated it more than anything... But there's nothing I could do abt it... Owo lo n soro

halfricanadian:
Hello captain just saying hi

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JY01:
lol... I no put anyone, was just @home... I didn't even do jamb sef

JY01:
na so o... I've become lazy sef... Back in those days, I didn't use calculators at all, my brilliant version of sec school days.... No be this olodo una dey see here now.... Time has kinda taken its toll (through with sec school since 2012, been at home since then).

Why na? .. Sha I finished last year..

Wait.. abi you put UI?

skimmy005:
alora for lyf o.. i rep BAN..

Sermwell:
Well, even before the advent of CBT, the use of calculator and other devices have not been allowed! So it is therefore reasonable to conclude that the CBT exam will not contain the use of calculator! But according to my lil bro who wrote last year and is now studying medicine and surgery in UNIBEN, the calculations are simple enough for you to solve without the use of calculator! In my lil bro's voice "dis people sef!! na simple simple maths dem just dey ask"

JY01:
just be prepared to work without a calculator.... Sometimes calculating with d brain is faster than calculator..... Learn as many as possible fast calculation tricks u can.. Just in case there's no calculator on d system... Using calculator on d system can even amount to time wasting, if jamb experience is to be considered, because that system calculator wasted much of my time.... And u know there'll be less time in post utme.. So be ready

Don't mind 'em

They're too dependent on calculators.. I can't remember the last time I used that sh!t ..

Before the advent of calculator .. Isaac Newton could wire out The Gravitational theory & analysis, calculus, Dynamics and Statics of forces


Thomas Edison could analyse and invent the quadruplex telegraph, incandescent light bulb etc..

The problem with our generation is that technology has made us become too lazy and dependent on devices .. hence we just use 5% of our brain function according to Einstein

buharisbae:
like I said fvck off and go and prep for ur utme boy!

buharisbae:
fvck off abeg I Dont have ur time!

How will you have my time?

When you're busy sucking various dicks
when you're done.. come suck mine too

MosakuAW:
@OP, you mean this pix.

ForeverYoung197:
Drop the picture babe. Let us all see. Don't let us click that link. Nobody will dare to do that

Divine or coincidence? Photo of baby born in 'prayerful mood' goes viral.

I don't know if this is humans being dramatic or it is something else.


According to reports, the baby was born like this at iftar (time of breaking the Ramadan fast) and has remained this way since then: little arms raised in a 'prayerful mood.What do you think?

JY01:
lol.. I don see am

Lol... girls go too scarce .. Engineering no easy.. but God dey

buharisbae:
No school can be as beautiful as UNN deal with it man!

Paulgracious:
Sad news everyday, God please have mercy.. My first day on nairaland, please show some love by doing the usual

You're welcome

Afeez Hanafi

—At least three persons were feared dead while several others were injured after an oil tanker caught fire in the Kara-Ibafo, Ogun State end of the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.


PUNCH Metro learnt that the explosion occurred around 10pm on Tuesday.It was gathered that the explosion, which spread to another tanker and three other vehicles, caused a serious gridlock on both lanes of the expressway.While some motorists passed the night in the traffic, others spent several hours before they could navigate through the scene of the crash.Many residents returning from their workplaces had to walk miles to reach their destinations as the standstill persisted till 1pm on Wednesday when the wreckagewas removed by emergency officials.



The emergency officials comprised those of the Federal Road Safety Corps, Ogun State Traffic Compliance and Enforcement Corps, the Ogun State Fire Service, the Nigeria Police Force and the Nigerian Army.



Vehicular movement along the axis was at snail pace as of 7pm on Wednesday as the gridlock had stretched to the Ojodu Berger area of Lagos State and the Mowe area of Ogun State.



PUNCH Metrolearnt that the fuel-laden tanker, which was heading for Ibadan, Oyo State, had fallen around 9pm on Tuesday, after crashing into a concrete used to demarcate the road as a result of the ongoing construction work on the expressway.


As the tanker spilled its content, some residents in the area reportedly besieged it to scoop fuel.



A policeman, who witnessed the incident and spoke with our correspondent on condition of anonymity, said the driver of a commercial buswanted to negotiate its way through the ensuing gridlock when the bus silencer sparked a fire.


The fire spread to the spilled fuel, resulting in a conflagration.He said, “Immediately the tanker fell around 9pm, some residents moved there, opened its cover and started scooping the fuel. They were about 25. I warned them to steer clear, but they refused. At a point, I had to chase some of them with a stick.


"One of them was on top of the tanker when it exploded around 10pm. The bus that caused the fire, two cars and another tanker with fuel were burnt. Two of those scooping fuel died and many others were injured.


”Another eyewitness, Ismail Yusuf, said one Andrew, who was travelling in a bus to Delta State, jumped down on sighting the fire.



“He was seriously injured and some people and I rushed himto a hospital, where he died. A doctor told us his spinal cord had broken and he had abdominal injuries. His corpse is in the mortuary. Seven among those siphoning the fuel were burnt,” Yusuf added



Some of the burnt victims visited by our correspondent included, Idris Musa, AbdullahiUmar, Issa Yahaya, Salah Muhammed and Saidu Uthman. They could not speak with our correspondent due to their conditions.



An executive member, Arewa Youth Consultative Forum, Muhammed Khalifa, said the victims were rejected from a private hospital in the area because they could not afford to pay deposits.



Some commuters and travellers who were trapped inthe gridlock, said they regretted setting for their journeys.



One of them, Dele Afolayan, a businessman, said, “I left Ibadan (Oyo State) around 4am because of an important appointment I have in Lagos. I was supposed to meet with mycustomers at 8am in Ijora, Lagos. Obviously, the whole arrangement is futile now. I am frustrated.



”Another traveller, Mrs. Esther Theophilus, said she was exhausted having spent four hours in the traffic, adding thatshe had tried in vain to lull her 11-month-old baby to sleep.She said, “I was coming from Ilorin (Kwara State). Our bus got to Mowe around 9am whenwe got stuck in the traffic. We spent four hours from Mowe to this point (Ibafo). I am very tired and so is my child. He has been crying all day.



”Many residents, who live in Mowe, but work in Lagos State,were forced to remain at home. Some commuters boarded motorcycles while others resorted to trekking.There was also a hike in transport fare as commercial drivers charged between N300and N400 for routes that cost N100.The FRSC Commander, Mowe Unit, Assistant Corps Commander Oludare Ogunjobi,said emergency agencies responded to the crash swiftly.He said, “We have not been able to ascertain the number of casualties. It is when we know that we can say whether people died or were injured. We will visit some hospitals around here after the operation. We don’t know the cause of the crash and I don’t want to pre-empt the cause. Investigation will be conductedto ascertain the cause.“We have been able to removethe major obstruction. Our concern now is traffic control and we have contacted OP MESSA to give us security backup to ensure traffic flow.



"The TRACE Corps Commander, Mr. Seni Ogunyemi, blamed the crash on impatience and illegal diversions on the expressway, calling for a quick completion of the ongoing construction work on the road.He said, “There are 184 illegalopenings on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway within Ogun State boundary. Out of that number,only 13 openings are legal for motorists to ply a single lane.“We have congtacted Julius Berger that is working on the road to close the illegal openings. The tanker crashed into one of the illegal openings.



“According to eyewitnesses, the driver did not see the concrete on time. We have closed it up. We have not got any official report on whether there were casualties or not.“Most drivers are impatient even when they are on a singlelane. This is what causes most of the crashes. We urge the contractors to speed up work on the construction and ensureit is completed on time to ease the traffic.”

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SultanYoung:
even Don red for you young man after they suspected you to have a hand in Boko Haram sponsor you are still roaming in the country.......it's time to answer mama's call busted!!!

He sponsored?
Listen to yourself

Adelani Adepegba,

AbujaThe Department of State Services has arrested a former Chief of Army Staff Lt. Gen. Azubuike Ihejirika (retd.).Sources said Ihejirika was arrested on Tuesday night at his Maitama, Abuja residence.


It was learnt that the arrest of the former COAS was not unconnected to the ongoing $2.1bn arms purchase probe involving the former National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki (retd.)A source said, “It is true that we picked up the former COAS; he is helping us with investigation into the arms procurement when he was in service, but it is too early to say when he would be released on bail.


”It was gathered that Ihejirika’s arrest and detention was informed by new leads linking him to alleged fraud in the arms procurement process during former President Goodluck Jonathan administration.


The former chief of army staff had denied allegations against him.The DSS could not be reached on Wednesday to comment on the arrest of the former COAS as it had yet to appoint an official spokesperson.

Maglorix:
1)You are surely gonna have less girls in the faculty, lets say ratio 9:1
2)Some workshop practice are gonna take about 30percent of your total reading time
3)The mechanical courses like thermodynamics,fluid mechanics,statics and dynamics are gonna be your most stressful courses
4)Your lecturer might decide to add 20marks in an examination and you'll still score 12
5)You are definitely going to detest dating engineering girls
6)They are actually few cute tomboys who will never fall for you
7)Expect a total of 12 girls from 100-final year in mechanical and civil engineering
Your crush would likely decide to date your lecturer before even altering a word to you
9)You can block 80percent of all your courses, even tests
10)Every girl in other faculties wanna date a guy in engineering
11)The few pretty ones in your class will be from chemical Engineering....Trust me

That's how it's supposed to be
Engineering is not for the lily-livered