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jonaifame22:
may the good lord bless you for such sweet words this morning, I prophesy that may providence send sweet gals ur way that'll help you battle konji to a stand still in journey thru life, can I hear an Amen

ayomidegal:
thanks dear

Wonders cease to end! Few days ago, at Alhaji Ede Avenue in Igando area of Lagos, after a 19-year-old lady allegedly committed suicide following a quarrel with her lover.According to the reports, the deceased, Uche Obiora, was said tohave visited her lover’s home overthe weekend. There were, however, different accounts as to how the tragedy struck.A version of the account said a quarrel ensued between them, over suspicion by Obiora that her boyfriend, Ernest Ihaza, was havingan affair with another lady. Another version stated that duringthe visit, Ihaza announced his intention to discontinue with the relationship.During the verbal confrontation between them, Ihaza was said to have stormed out of his apartment. However on arrival, hereportedly met Obiora writhing in pains on the floor holding on to her stomach.Ihaza who later reported the case at the Igando Police Division, disclosed that Obiora drank poison. Contacted, the Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, Dolapo Badmus, said: “Ernest Ihazareported at the Igando Police Station that his girlfriend, Uche Obiora, committed suicide by drinking snipers insecticide. We are investigating the matter.”

JY01:
that LIATE is just a trick to help you know which one from d function you use as ur U and what u use as ur dv.... Whichever appears first in d function u want to integrate will be ur U... Let's say u wanna Integrate logxsinx.... Log x will be ur U, and sin x ur dv, since log comes first b4 trig functions, according to d trick LIATE... So it just helps u to know how to solve d question sha.... Another example is sin¯¹xtanx..... Inverse trig comes b4 trig also, so sin¯¹ is ur U and tan x will be ur dv.. That's just it

JY01:
olopa mo maa fi gbe e

Ejoor .. ko ni sele mo laye

JY01:
yea.. And d trick LIATE or LIAET

JY01:
Together?

CaptainEColeJnr:
I was solving together with Nancy ..

So we got the same thing ..


x e^x-e^x+c

JY01:
OK na... What's d correct answer to the integration question

JY01:
that's y she's that good... I'll become better than her 1 day

Amen!

JY01:
just download and install snaptube or vidmate.... Visit YouTube with any of the two apps and it'll always show d option for downloading for any videos there.... I prefer snaptube though.... That app can get to 125mb/s downloading speed.... Its just too fast

JY01:
Nancy is an MIT graduate sef

Oh really

No wonder ... in the mail they sent to me.. they said one of the requirements of entering the school is having a strong foundation in Calculus ... hehehe... very important

JY01:
would have become a calculus wizard already if just had time to watch d series of vids I have abt it.... Professor Leonard, I've downloaded many of his full calculus class videos.... Its holding over 16gb space on my memory card sef... The man is a fantastic lecturer and he always makes sure his classes are interactive.... Students are there, though d camera never shows any of them... But u can hear them answer the professor's questions...

Mheeen

Guy how do you download YouTube videos .. teach me na

JY01:
dream school?

JY01:
I dey try my brother...

JY01:
Hmmm.... I only try to read in d night, sleep off most times though

You can still create time...

I read at the middle of the night .. where all the diurnal creatures are fast asleep.. where the moonlight is my only companion together with the sound of owls and bats

Then my lamp keeps shining while I bury myself in Online tutorials and my books... Wetin man go do?

JY01:
when I used x½ as U I got 0 + c.. When I used e^x as U.... I got that.... @ page ending

Your answer seems similar to the one Nancy solved but hey .. where did the power come from?

JY01:
let me try it now... Just got back from work

CaptainEColeJnr:
[b] NOTE: I WON'T POST OPTIONS ON SOME QUESTIONS. . THIS IS TO ALLOW CRITICAL REASONING
1. What does this reaction represent?
MnO2+HCL—>> MnCl2 +H20 +Cl2

2. Which of these carbon allotropes is used for Fuel Gas formation?
(a) Graphite (b) CO2 (c) Charcoal (d)Coke

3. Which of these periodicities increase across the period?
(a) Atomic radius (b) Electron Affinity (c)Ionic radius (d)Electropositivity


4. Pitch of a sound depends on
(a) Overtones (b) Fundamental frequency (c) Frequency (d) Intensity


5. The Azimithal quantum number is responsible for what in an atom?


6. JY01 this question is for you ... Integrate √x e^x (integration of parts)


7. Calculate the mid-point of the line segment ... y-4x+3=0
which lies between the x-axis and y-axis


8. Which of these have the highest ionizing power?
(a) Beta particles (b) alpha rays (c) Gamma rays (d) X rays


9. Resistivity is inversely proportional to ..
(a) Area (b) Resistance (c) Temperature (d) Length


10. What's the oxidation state of Hydrogen in hydrides?


11. The sound from a source travelled to the bottom of the sea and the echo was heard 4 seconds later. If the speed of sound in sea water is 1,500 m/s. What's the depth of the sea?
(a) 6000m (b) 3000m (c) 1500m (d) 375m


12. Capillarity is caused by two forces... Name them


13. Who was the first Senate President of Nigeria?


14. In Which of these compounds have zero electron affinity?
(a)Na (b)Sn (c)Zn (d)He


15. I placed a drop of a substance on a bowl of raw rice.. then it suddenly turned dark blue ... what substance is that?








That's all for now... more coming later.. meanwhile, answer these ones..


Geofavor, I already sent you the PQ. [/b]

Here are the answers to those questions ... you guys were too lazy to attempt 'em


1. It represents the production of Chlorine

2. Coke

3. Electron Affinity

4. Frequency

5. The number of subshells in a shell of an atom

6. Hehehe... leave it for JY01

7. (⅜,-3/2)

8. Alpha Rays

9. Length

10. -1

11. 3000m

12. Surface tension & cohesive/adhesive forces

13. ..............

14. He(Helium)

15. Iodine

JY01:
Make I still try this one's small15 copper
14 Na
13 me
11 3000m
10 - 2
9 area
8 beta particles
3 ionic radius
2 graphite
Make I go work on d other ones... I know I won't get more than 2 from this

Haha
Baba.. you're were right, you need to work on your chemistry.

Make I post dem answers for others to learn

queenfav:
kai..uncle no finish d kid na...let him not regret posting this..afterall,it made me laugh and that means a lot.The thread made front page to lighten our moods.

The thread is just so annoying to say the least...
Well I don't blame him.. perhaps he lives in one village in Enugu and has probably never seen a mall before ... If he happens to visit a beach in Lagos.. perhaps he will call TY Bello to conduct a Photoshoot

Francis95:
i know them coming for my head

No offence ..

But what's so special about visiting shoprite

I have been to Shoprite VI,Lekki .. ShopRite Kano etc.. but I didn't make noise

I didn't rush to Nairaland to open a thread and post pictures of how I visited ShopRite

It only tells me one thing ... POVERTY MENTALITY

You just showed the whole world that you're poor and you live in slums... Poor people got swag outside .. you don't have to tell the world you haven't been to ShopRite before.


Kid!!!

SMH

KrystalConnect:
For Those Of Us Doing Core Science..

Mathematics, English, Chemistry, Physics. its not gonna be easy, but God Got Us.

My problem na English ... but no wahala.. I go work hard on it before the exam

Geofavor:
All right, thanks (and also for the pdf).

Yeah.. my pleasure ..

Oya.. intensify the jacking

Geofavor:
Hi guys,

I have registered and printed my slip. There is a problem I'm worried about, however: I didn't receive a confirmation message into my email inbox. Please, what do you think may be the cause of this, will this bring forth maladies in the nearest future and what do you think I should do? Can I change my email before registration closes? If I can, please state the procedure.

Pls note that the email address I filled in is correct; I checked a million times.

Thanks.

cc, robinhez, fabzgrace, eberey, captainecolejnr (ecolejnr), Iamlukas and others who have certain experience concerning issues like this.

iaamxavier:
I'm already there nigger!