Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:27pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
Fiddlesticks! What's all this bullshit about JAMB posting applicants? Seriously,this people keep taking us for a merry-go-round ride. They keep vacillating and hence making us all confused and overwhelmed  I'm beginning to get furious and bellicose  Bunch of bloody motherfuckers ..they never loved us *NOBODY should quote me to avoid lightning firing you* |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:40am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Geofavor: So, you're gonna stay away for weeks. What if a vital bit of news comes up?
By the way, the phone, was it in benin it was stolen? Nah.... it was stolen on transit to Asaba I'll be back in no time.. Just ensure you guys keep feeding this thread with vital,up-to-date information. |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:23pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I have only one wish..... To leave this damn country.. my grandma dey Boston Massachusetts.. make i join her na DONT MIND ME my phone was stolen.. na laptop i dey use .. my brother's FG and Ministry of Education wanna make me go haywire Never mind... In Kendrick Lamar's voice "If God got us, we gon' be alright' I'm outta here.. till a few weeks to come Au revoir mon amies |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:12am On Jun 29, 2016 |
lukkky: Na wa o Bro .. So we no go write tomorrow be that ? Apparently .. But no worry brother .. we go get this admission |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:10am On Jun 29, 2016 |
Sermwell: Really fvcked up country! After your 13hrs journey! This people no just get conscience atall!  Bro.. I just tire I'm really angry mehn  |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:05pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Fûcked up country |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:58pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Geofavor: It's on punchng.com.
Jyo1, rexyblaze, captainecolejnr, pls you guys should help us confirm directly from the school. It's on the school website sef |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 9:04am On Jun 28, 2016 |
lukkky: Thank God for the safe journey Bro. Yes . I really thank God..
Thanks bro |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 8:33am On Jun 28, 2016 |
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Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 7:24am On Jun 28, 2016 |
Geofavor: 13 hours? The most important thing is you arrived there in one piece.
Hope you had a nice night rest after the fatiguing journey. Of course... sweet flat here in BDPA 
JY01 I go call u later |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:36am On Jun 28, 2016 |
JY01: Abeg where d chemistry guys here... Can CaCl2(calcium chloride) form a solution if exposed to air? Yes! CaCl2 is deliquescent .. it absorbs moisture from the atmosphere to form a solution .. it also dries all gases except phosphorus (v) oxide |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:32am On Jun 28, 2016 |
thatniqqress: Welcome Aah My sweet beautiful mama 
let's start arranging for how I will see you.. I'll enter campus today.. so keep my company  |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:18am On Jun 28, 2016 |
Geofavor: Solve Asap:
Find the probability that a number selected at random from 20 to 30 is a prime number or a multiple of 3
cc. Jyo1, captainecolejnr and others offering maths. I just arrived Benin after a 13 hour long and exhausting journey.. then a one hour waiting for bus to take me to MainGate .. and you wanna kill me finish by giving me mathematics to solve 
Kwantinew .. God dey watch u  |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:39pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
Seems I'll reach Benin by 12 am 
Since 8:00am.. I never even reach Lokoja ..
Bye for now |
Travel › Re: How God Saved My Life On Saturday by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:04am On Jun 27, 2016 |
I'm currently travelling from Kano to Benin now... God take control |
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Quits Argentina National After Copa Loss by CaptainEColeJnr: 7:33am On Jun 27, 2016 |
Messi don fall ma hands |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:13am On Jun 27, 2016 |
Bishops10: I'm writing on Wednesday.... 9am You? Same date and time 
We go meet na
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Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:24am On Jun 27, 2016 |
Baba God take control as the exam begins |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:21am On Jun 27, 2016 |
Bishops10: That's my center Are you writing on Wednesday bro??
CaptainEColeJnr my center Confirm .. which day u dey write? |
Romance › Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:03pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
mimzy:
 Ma'am I need to tell you something  |
Education › Re: 20 Things You Should Do To Graduate With First Class by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:44pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
rjek: captaincole, u dey here too, I hail o Baba I dey everywhere ooo  |
Education › Re: 20 Things You Should Do To Graduate With First Class by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:22pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
OP All these points you mentioned will only result in futility if you fail to add one thing.
What is that thing?
Hmmmmm
Guess 
Avoid Girlfriends  |
Romance › Re: ***the St lEO'S Emoji Challenge*** by CaptainEColeJnr: 8:16pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Rapunzel001: I'm willing to bet that you've read... or even if you haven't read... you must have heard of that number 6.... It's one of the greatest romance classics of all time... A man in love with a woman... some folks ain't happy about it... poisoned drink is involved... Written by the one and only Shakespeare himself... That should be the easiest of the lot to decipher nau... Romeo and Juliet 
Wow.. how could I have forgotten |
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Funny Nigerian Memes That Will Make Your Day (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:54pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
I tried to laugh but I just couldn't  |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:25pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Bishops10: Have forgotten my own Hall self 
Lol.....when are you leaving ?? Baba.. hit me 4 whatsApp |
Romance › Re: ***the St lEO'S Emoji Challenge*** by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:21pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Dygeasy Should Re-count by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:07pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
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Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 4:06pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
As the exams commences tomorrow .. I wish we all good luck.
Always remember this quote from the late Michael Jackson
"If you wanna succeed,start with the man in the mirror"  |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 4:00pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
JY01: Mathematically, it's totally possible... If it's 90 questions, then supposing one answers 70 questions correctly, then it'll be 70/90 × 100%=77.77% Maybe that's how it'll be done That's percentage you did.. well it's possible in form of percentage |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:59pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Geofavor: Our polithiefcians always perform below par.
By the way, I don't want to see any current affairs or history question in my general paper. Uniben had better not bring that sh1t this year!  Lol.. relax it won't come out. if it does, it's just 2 or 3 |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:30pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Geofavor: Lai mohammed should be fired and replaced with Iamlukas. His information dissemination skills are top-notch.  The guy is good .. I'll recommend him for the position of Presidential Spokesperson.
Femi Adesina is performing below par |
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:22pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
JY01: I think all questions will carry equal marks, it can't possibly be like jamb where English is 1 mark per question while questions on other subjects equals two marks each, It's just my opinion though  The entire questions sums up to 100marks.
Mathematically,it's not possible for each question to carry equal marks... how will it sum up to 100?
So it's best known to the school |