Fiddlesticks!

What's all this bullshit about JAMB posting applicants?

Seriously,this people keep taking us for a merry-go-round ride.
They keep vacillating and hence making us all confused and overwhelmed

I'm beginning to get furious and bellicose
Bunch of bloody motherfuckers ..they never loved us

*NOBODY should quote me to avoid lightning firing you*

Geofavor:
So, you're gonna stay away for weeks. What if a vital bit of news comes up?

By the way, the phone, was it in benin it was stolen?

Nah....
it was stolen on transit to Asaba
I'll be back in no time..

Just ensure you guys keep feeding this thread with vital,up-to-date information.

I have only one wish.....

To leave this damn country.. my grandma dey Boston Massachusetts.. make i join her na

DONT MIND ME
my phone was stolen.. na laptop i dey use .. my brother's

FG and Ministry of Education wanna make me go haywire

Never mind... In Kendrick Lamar's voice
"If God got us, we gon' be alright'


I'm outta here.. till a few weeks to come
Au revoir mon amies

lukkky:


Na wa o Bro .. So we no go write tomorrow be that ?

Apparently ..
But no worry brother .. we go get this admission

Sermwell:

Really fvcked up country! After your 13hrs journey! This people no just get conscience atall!

Bro..
I just tire
I'm really angry mehn

Geofavor:
It's on punchng.com.

Jyo1, rexyblaze, captainecolejnr, pls you guys should help us confirm directly from the school.

It's on the school website sef

lukkky:


Thank God for the safe journey Bro.

Yes .
I really thank God..

Thanks bro

Pprovost:


Welcome bro.

Thanks bro

Geofavor:
13 hours? The most important thing is you arrived there in one piece.

Hope you had a nice night rest after the fatiguing journey.

Of course... sweet flat here in BDPA

JY01 I go call u later

JY01:
Abeg where d chemistry guys here...
Can CaCl2(calcium chloride) form a solution if exposed to air?

Yes! CaCl2 is deliquescent .. it absorbs moisture from the atmosphere to form a solution .. it also dries all gases except phosphorus (v) oxide

thatniqqress:


Welcome

Aah
My sweet beautiful mama

let's start arranging for how I will see you.. I'll enter campus today.. so keep my company

Geofavor:
Solve Asap:

Find the probability that a number selected at random from 20 to 30 is a prime number or a multiple of 3

cc. Jyo1, captainecolejnr and others offering maths.

I just arrived Benin after a 13 hour long and exhausting journey.. then a one hour waiting for bus to take me to MainGate .. and you wanna kill me finish by giving me mathematics to solve

Kwantinew .. God dey watch u

Bishops10:

I'm writing on Wednesday.... 9am
You?

Same date and time

We go meet na

Bishops10:

That's my center
Are you writing on Wednesday bro??





CaptainEColeJnr my center

Confirm .. which day u dey write?

mimzy:

Ma'am I need to tell you something

rjek:

captaincole, u dey here too,
I hail o

Baba I dey everywhere ooo

Rapunzel001:



I'm willing to bet that you've read... or even if you haven't read... you must have heard of that number 6....
It's one of the greatest romance classics of all time...
A man in love with a woman... some folks ain't happy about it... poisoned drink is involved...
Written by the one and only Shakespeare himself...
That should be the easiest of the lot to decipher nau...

Romeo and Juliet

Wow.. how could I have forgotten

Bishops10:


Have forgotten my own Hall self



Lol.....when are you leaving ??

Baba.. hit me 4 whatsApp

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3890773_smileychallengetitleofnovels_jpegfa6a0566eeba7b90c66dfd21ee46e419
1. Power & mind

2. the old man and the sea

3. Purple Hibiscus

4.Eze goes to school

5. Chike and the river

7. half of a yellow sun

8. King of ants

9. Women of Owu

11. Oliver Twist


I'm not really a literati, those who are familiar with books and novels should be able to maneuver through this like hot knife through butter

KingCheezyPuff:
piglets

JY01:
Mathematically, it's totally possible... If it's 90 questions, then supposing one answers 70 questions correctly, then it'll be 70/90 × 100%=77.77%
Maybe that's how it'll be done

That's percentage you did.. well it's possible in form of percentage

Geofavor:
Our polithiefcians always perform below par.

By the way, I don't want to see any current affairs or history question in my general paper. Uniben had better not bring that sh1t this year!

Lol.. relax
it won't come out. if it does, it's just 2 or 3

Geofavor:
Lai mohammed should be fired and replaced with Iamlukas. His information dissemination skills are top-notch.

The guy is good .. I'll recommend him for the position of Presidential Spokesperson.

Femi Adesina is performing below par

JY01:
I think all questions will carry equal marks, it can't possibly be like jamb where English is 1 mark per question while questions on other subjects equals two marks each,
It's just my opinion though

The entire questions sums up to 100marks.

Mathematically,it's not possible for each question to carry equal marks... how will it sum up to 100?

So it's best known to the school