₦airaland Forum

MarkNsukkaBread:
How you take know?

Must everything end with a roll in the sack?

Don't you see the two men standing at the girls night piksho?

Girls night not in a girl's only club is nothing but cheating raise to power 30!

Thank God you know Trump is your Boss.

Christians are endangered species now.

I think the Christian community should print this on shirts and wear it to church on Sunday. This message should be louder.

I already volunteer mine in the UK, now I don run back to Nigeria as my country don dey better.

This is the type of people that will be shouting..."No gree for am ooo" if you are in a fight with somebody beating you blue black. He just want to put more fuel into the fire, so that you can receive premium beating.

The only person these people fear is Trump.

Anither563:
Fake news is a serious crime against national security and must be treated as such.

It's not intented as "fake". It's a clickbait to get the discussion going and most importantly to get the President to visit US. We all know he will never visit the US even if he completes 8year in office. The reason could be obvious.

Ever wonder why it's the VP that keeps going to UNGA every year?

Even the US threat is a massive decoy to move the mountain!

motionarena:
I recently caught my Girl cheating
She told me she going to see her Father but I tracked her and caught her coming out of Mega Chicken holding hands with a guy.

I took pics of her and the guy.
I have not confronted her yet, I plan on doing so and end the relationship.

You may ask, why I am happy I caught her? well despite the fact I have always suspected her of cheating, dating her has been challenging financially.

She monitized our relationship barely have a break from her money demands, you can give her money in the morning she will call in the evening to demand for more.

I always wanted to breakup but could not summon the courage, now I have a very good reason to without being at fault

Also am in advanced talking stage with another hot banny that has all the attributes I fantasize in a woman.

Cheers

You think you can Kpabiolize a Nat for free? You must drop. Even this latest one you dey fantasy about, na another dude money keep her fine.

pdppower:
I can spot the handiwork of Tinubu in this. That is how he plays his game: insert an internal enemy in the camp of the opposition so that they will not get themselves. Until that mole is fished out, our great party PDP may not be fit for the 2027 elections.

Your No. 1 mole is Wike. What have you been able to do to him?

Shawarmagirl:
Nigerians would have taking it overboard if their country is observing Halloween 👻

We have various masquerade festivals. Why do we need Halloween join?

We have an Apere ajashe goal keeper.

Angelfrost:
Lol...!

Neolife
Longrich
Kedi
...Just Name them.


From religion, Politics, to Healthcare... What is it about Nigerians that makes them so easy to scam?!!


Like... I just don't get it.

Are we really that gullible and trusting?!! Chai!

Nigeria happens to them.

We waste money and resources too much in this country. We like to do funfair with everything. From next year now, political carnival will start and the poor masses will forget about their sufferings after collecting #5000 and a small bag of rice/garri.

Our mumu never do.

SpencerForbes:
The way Nigeria is raking medals in all the negative statistics, I don’t think we need to go to the next Olympics. We have enough gold medals already🤧🤔
🚶‍♂️

And some people are still hopeful of qualifying for WC.

mrlycan:
And we have over 200 million population. This government is finished, This regime is a total waste. Awon omo ale jatijati

200million people can't be customers. Most of them are dependants from a household.

1904 BC. They were both spiritual couple in the fourth realm.

fabolouz1:
Things like this should make the National assembly alter the constitution to allow a a vice president and deputy governors to be a contested post not the current copying type of both running under joint ticket.

Seconded!


All in favour say aye....

RoxyBrownAutos:
My dear deputy governor, you are under hot sit to retain your job.The state assembly may impeach you because the constitution is not working in Nigeria and I wonder how you will be deputy governor in an opposition to the governor. Except the governor is on your side with the plan to hand over to you in 2027,your chances of winning this war is not guaranteed.

He may not be after winning the war. He may just want to put up a fight at least to be at peace with his conscience.

We live in a patriarchy society. So we shouldn't blame women for billing men.

Wetin us Femi dey do women only God go judge

We still don't know what we want as people.

Silver is not enough for Sylva. He wants Gold at all cost.

seborrhic:
Sahara Reporters and foolishness.
No Nigerian politician will be foolish enough to sponsor a military coup against any sitting president,unless the person is high on crack or an alcoholic that just whispered coup in the course of his drunken discourse with some officers at a joint.
SR should stop concocting all these rubbish.
I wonder why Sowore has not been sued to oblivion.

SMHFU!

Saturnalia:
Can you all see the life of Innoson Motors outside?

Ordinary 80km per hour on the freeway, front tyre don commot, motor don enter bush.

And some people are here on Nairaland telling me to patronize IVM?

You have to come with statistics and proof that the vehicle is deficiently manufactured. How are you sure it's not the negligent of the owner/driver that led to the accident?

Lecturer: It's too close to Oworonshoki bridge, and it's sitting on drainage line. Do you even have approval from state government?

Lecturer; I did not give you a road project. It's Rail track Government wants to put there.

First of all remove the first and the last! They are not part of governance structure.

Very backward people everywhere!

WhizdomXX:
Over 80%, that's more than three quarter.

It is still the same thing we are saying. Over 80% is obviously more than 50%. That's the use of the word "more than". It's mathematical semantics at play.