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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by CaptainMitch: 6:14pm On Aug 11, 2019
Rule 2
oshe11:
Especially the Old Hag, Venita!!!


In short, snakes are Venita not Venita is a Snake
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Dances Soapy In The Streets Of New York (Photos) by CaptainMitch: 5:31pm On Aug 11, 2019
True
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I'm thankful to the Almighty for Naira Marley.
Dude has subliminally made Naija folks feel less hypocritical about masturbation.

I'd say it and say it again,
Masturbation is a gift, if you aren't using it....you're worse than the biblical servant who buried his talents.

Have you ever sat back and imagined the number of unwanted pregnancies, STIs, rapes, forced marriages, heartbreaks, financial losses that could be prevented only if folks masturbated more?
There woulda been no prostittutes either.

I know this, I am always awed by its realization.
That's why I never fail to reach out my hands and grab my preek as a sign of appreciation to the most high.

Our God makes all things perfect, but his people perish for lack of knowledge.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by CaptainMitch: 12:03pm On Aug 11, 2019
Crime › Re: 120 Cultists Denounce Membership In Ebonyi, Get Baptized (Photos) by CaptainMitch: 10:37pm On Aug 10, 2019
That's the governor's church and all these guys are looking for political appointment.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 8:13pm On Aug 10, 2019
APC man, you wan collect Alabi money sef
[quote author= post=81132898]Lol cheesy, u go don think many tins b4 u voice out o.

The Premier league is here.....

Let the Fun begin.....
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Politics › Re: Zainab Aliyu Visits Abike Dabiri With Her Sister (Photos) by CaptainMitch: 6:31pm On Aug 10, 2019
Won't you prefer your mother? Must Tinubu choose for you
legitnow:
SHE WILL WIN THE WHOLE SW.


LET TINUBU PRESENT HER.
Business › Re: The Small Town Of The Super Rich by CaptainMitch: 8:55am On Aug 10, 2019
Igbo Amaka. Umu Igbo kwenu
Sports › Re: Solomon Dalung, Ned Nwoko Decorated As Patrons Of Soccer Stars Project by CaptainMitch: 11:53pm On Aug 09, 2019
He makes his money in pounds, he has a very successful lawfirm in the UK, he is not going broke anytime soon.
lokzie:
I hear this Ned Nwoko guy is rich, but at the rate at which organizations make him their patron or other schemes of getting donations/cash out of him, I hope still has a lot to leave for all his children and wives; both present and future.
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by CaptainMitch: 12:29pm On Aug 08, 2019
cheesy cheesy My funny friend
Paxie55:
Did she really meet the Qatar guy? - yes.

Are you a broke student looking for crumbs and sponsorship? - Yes

Are you a pained shredded mofo that couldn't sleep last night cos of fatal punches from safit.u? - yes.

grin
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by CaptainMitch: 8:08am On Aug 08, 2019
LillyVal:
Gold Digger

Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by CaptainMitch: 5:57pm On Aug 07, 2019
Safia dear, I am pregnant for you plis dear.
Safitu:
Darling I have pounds in my account
I work, I have my own business on the side and i'm moving into my own crib in december at 24.
Can you please tell me why I should date a broke ass man with nothing to offer me? I've been in this dating games for years honey, i know what i want. I've dated men from this site, Ive dated men from from Qatar, I've dated men from the Us, Naija and Dubai, all these men were practically running around my feet and i was simply the one to cut ALL of them off. And out of all, only 2 were broke asses. I don't attract broke niggaz because i'm not broke myself. Ask your informants if you need help. I'm a go getter, i get what i want. I would rather die single than marry a man with nothing to offer me. If you have a problem with that, then burn yourself to death.

Obsessed idiot.
Romance › Re: So I Fell In Love Today.... by CaptainMitch: 3:44am On Aug 06, 2019
You remind me a lot about my younger self, stop chasing women and you will know peace. Nigerian ladies are not our friends. I also learnt the hard way it's part of growing up, when time to get married reach look for a smallie that will respect you more than she will even love you.

You are still a nice person with a functional heart for you to even still consider loving girls focus on making more money, I dream about building a nice country home on or before my 30th birthday, thats what all my plans are not looking for wife, eventually when i make money, I will marry more than 1 wife.

Logobenz2:
truth be told bro,I am not ok.
Bye people,my 27 years on earth ends today!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 11:27pm On Aug 05, 2019
Do well to ban him, his phone number is listed among the scammers he keeps creating new monikers to scam non diligent people.
puskin:
Bravo.

So, he scammed you and I should believe you cos U said so......abi.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 6:42pm On Aug 05, 2019
I am winning this year, I will show you love wink

x3reme07:
Merrybet PfP consumed 25 fucking pages.

Haters goan die, this is not your papa thread,

You guys can now start sharing the village tips una come una life come share, a won oloshi.

If merrybet eventually pays the winner, they will be the first almajiri to beg o
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 6:41pm On Aug 05, 2019
The same way you missed posting people's money and voicemailed the rest

alexistaiwo:
18 hours window to post tickets and some people still missed the deadline posting after 6pm.


I swear some people might miss their funeral, presiding clergyman will kuku hold their funeral service in their absence grin

Family › Re: I Need A Young, Dark Skinned, Wealthy Igbo man for Marriage. by CaptainMitch: 6:38pm On Aug 05, 2019
Have faith and pray hard.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 3:23pm On Aug 05, 2019
CBN you don get another format to job people cheesy

FastestLink:
Kindly send me a message on Whatsap using my number on signature
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 3:20pm On Aug 05, 2019
Search his number he is a career criminal sorry about that
mrniceguyz:
He will not know peace ! I don't know how a man can jeopardize his destiny because of 700...Fastestlink u go hear am!!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 2:52pm On Aug 05, 2019
Thats a guy that calls himself CBN number he scammed me 2k one time I called him out before he refunded me
mrniceguyz:
I sent him credit. I Ben wan load up 2k before sha but 700 remain my customer shop

That guy will not rest in peace
Family › Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by CaptainMitch: 10:37pm On Aug 04, 2019
Evening newspaper
UyaiIncomparabl:
It's God's handiwork, dear. wink

Will be clocking 39 next month.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Jeff Evicted From The Big Brother House by CaptainMitch: 8:35pm On Aug 04, 2019
Goodbye I wasn't feeling you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bbnaija Effect by CaptainMitch:
Lol
FarmTech:
.
May I ask. If ur son choose to be a cultist, will u like it if someone convince him not to be? Or ur daughter choose prostitution. I am preaching the gospel of Christ, so don't be a hinderance. There are consequencies. I say this to u and other critics.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 11:06pm On Aug 02, 2019
Ok sorry
seedorfy134:
I don't hv merrybet.... And d assignment is too much nah ontop wetin
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 10:39pm On Aug 02, 2019
Drop your merrybet in a different thread I will fund you tomorrow I am in the club and tipsy
seedorfy134:
baba meself won leave village ooo... please
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by CaptainMitch: 10:38pm On Aug 02, 2019
I have sent, your name is Igbo and I am tipsy it will reflect soon
Daniel304:
No show
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by CaptainMitch: 10:25pm On Aug 02, 2019
Dinner, as usual

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