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RomanceRe: I Pray That You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With . by captainobvious(op): 10:28pm On Dec 01, 2013
Enegod: undecided
Nawa u o...must to comment?
BusinessRe: Konga’s Site Suffers Epic Crash Over Traffic Surge During Its #fallyakatasales by captainobvious: 4:30pm On Dec 01, 2013
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BusinessRe: Exportation Business Is Not As Hard As People Feel.... by captainobvious: 4:28pm On Dec 01, 2013
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BusinessRe: Why Are Prices Of Goods High In Nigeria During Festive Period? by captainobvious: 4:28pm On Dec 01, 2013
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AgricultureRe: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by captainobvious: 4:20pm On Dec 01, 2013
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BusinessRe: How I Made Millions Within Months - A True Story by captainobvious: 4:14pm On Dec 01, 2013
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RomanceI Pray That You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With . by captainobvious(op): 7:43am On Dec 01, 2013
Hello everyone...

I know what you guys are thinking, like what's this one saying.
But the story behind it goes like this;
There is this friend of mine in my hood, a very good bad guy. He's been planning t fly one bad-ass girl like that also in my hood. So last night I saw them together, he was walking her back to her place.
Instantly I new that this guy don score!
So on his way back now I asked him, dude xup u and that babe nah, and he was like nothing much just the drill. I said ok. And the crazy thought just came to my head, what of the last person u had sexx with becomes your wife (spouse), without hesitation he exclaimed hell no, God forbid. I was like 'wtf' I Laughed and laughed. It was pretty funny! But I now said she's hot now, and also loaded. He replied; guy we all knw what she does for a living.

That's why I decided to share this telemundo story here to also see your reactions.

I PRAY THAT YOU MARRY THE LAST PERSON YOU HAD SEX WITH . . . .

What Will You say to This Prayer ? ?

Amen Or God Forbid ? ?

Wishing you a wonderful new month...... <3
RomanceI Pray That You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With . by captainobvious(op): 7:33am On Dec 01, 2013
Hello everyone...

I know what you guys are thinking, like what's this one saying.
But the story behind it goes like this;
There is this friend of mine in my hood, a very good bad guy. He's been planning t fly one bad-ass girl like that also in my hood. So l
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Released & Flown To Abuja by captainobvious: 7:59am On Nov 28, 2013
Ozin: Dem no fit keep that guy for 2 weeks make Lome no burn!
Are u high on something?
It seems everybody is giving preference to sapele water lately
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Osita Iheme Spotted At The Beach With A Ghanaian Actress by captainobvious: 7:46am On Nov 28, 2013
On a serious note, this guys should be 'gymming'
EducationRe: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by captainobvious: 7:39pm On Nov 27, 2013
Hit like if your house rent too has expired!
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Abuja@ PC Games For Sale (=any Games You Want=) by captainobvious: 7:17pm On Nov 27, 2013
Or better still drop details of your contact here...because I don't like sharing mail...its your business ryt, so threre will b no harm if u drop your contact address or procedures for purchase
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Abuja@ PC Games For Sale (=any Games You Want=) by captainobvious: 7:12pm On Nov 27, 2013
iriwaba: This is fair price because its hard to get it and play. Besides, Its 14Gb, If I measure it as number DVD, at least 4 DVD is required to copy, I have no intention to reduce the price. I am sorry!
Ok...that's fair, because I have searched for it everywhere. I will send u a mail now...so let's talk
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Arrested In Benin Republic by captainobvious: 8:58pm On Nov 26, 2013
Finally somebody decides to put a stop to this menace.
Meanwhile, enjoy this 'food for tought'

A young man asked Socrates the secret to success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met. Socrates asked the young man to walk with him towards the river. When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and ducked him into the water. The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue. Socrates pulled his head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air. Socrates asked, 'What did you want the most when you were there?" The boy replied, "Air." Socrates said, "That is the secret to success. When you want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it." There is no other secret.

Moral: A burning desire is the starting point of all accomplishment. Just like a small fire cannot give much heat, a weak desire cannot produce great results.
PoliticsRe: Enemies Printing Buhari, My Posters For 2015 – Amaechi by captainobvious: 11:53am On Nov 26, 2013
Adindu peter: Amechi need to read 48 laws of power again.. He choose wrong enemies.. You don't wanna war with Gej or wike!!! His arrogance has brought him more enemies than he can keep... Now the only supporter he has is all these G7 and Apc E-rats....
If that's the case Gej and wike too should read the 48 laws of power!
Considering the fact that he too is trying to outshine his master obj...!
PoliticsRe: Doubts Surround Alleged Attack On Oduah’s Car by captainobvious: 9:27am On Nov 26, 2013
Wait o did the mods edit this post because I saw it last night and it had quite a number of replys, anyway....who cares!
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Abuja@ PC Games For Sale (=any Games You Want=) by captainobvious: 9:03am On Nov 26, 2013
Guy I need statcraft2 heart of swam badly...but your price is a reap off.......
PoliticsCountdown Calendar: 550 GEJ Days To Go by captainobvious(op): 9:30am On Nov 25, 2013
Countdown Calendar: 550 GEJ Days to Go - by: Sonala Olumhense - November 24, 2013

Today, President Goodluck Jonathan has 550 days left on his oath of office.

I would like to suggest resignation to him as a patriotic and honourable course of action, but I use both adjectives with a deep sigh.

When I first penned my first Countdown Calendar on his presidency, in July 2011, he had almost 1400 days. On November 27 of that year when I offered the reminder again, he had 1,278.

In the past two years, I did not bother to write the calendar at all in order to avoid sounding like a heckler. Today, with just one and a half years left, most of which will fall into the no-man’s land of preparing for the 2015 election, I think it is only fair to remind him again that Time does everything but wait.

What Mr. Jonathan does next, politically, could maim his legacy, or make it. In my view, the only way for him to make a significant impact on Time may be to resign his office, or at least resist the temptation to seek re-election. If he respects his country—and his party, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)—more than he loves himself, he ought to consider these options.

For certain, nobody in the presidency will tell him that under his leadership, Nigeria is a defeated country and the laughing stock of the international community. Nigeria is defeated because Mr. Jonathan is defeated. And the irony and the agony is that he has been defeated more by his friends than by his opponents.

As he left for London last week for a meeting of the Honorary International Investors’ Council (HIIC), Mr. Jonathan held in his bag his latest defeat, by his own Minister, Stella Oduah. The HIIC aims to advise Nigeria on development issues, in the course of which it is heavy on political corruption and other challenges to investment such as crime, violence, poverty and political instability.

Mrs. Oduah has been embroiled for nearly two months in extremely scandalous corruption allegations that have taken on a life of their own internationally. But even while the thunderous allegations went off hourly like bombs on an old Beirut street, Mr. Jonathan neither fired nor suspended her.

Even when he finally succumbed and set up a presidential panel allegedly to probe the matter, he took the Minister with him on a foreign tour for the first of the panel’s two-week lifespan, along with a member of the three-man panel.

You did not need anyone to tell you the president was not really looking for the truth, and it is no surprise the panel has since receded into irrelevance, with no report, no presidential action, and no resolution. The Minister remains a member of the federal cabinet, and Nigeria is the butt of jokes around the world, many of them certainly heard by members of the HIIC Mr. Jonathan was due to meet in London last week.

Perhaps it was no surprise the Nigeria leader opted for the safety and security of a London hospital bed. Had that event been in Nigeria and he had to contemplate a hospital bed, I am certain he would have leapt off the ambulance into the conference hall like the Under-17 football captain Musa Mohammed after a crunchy tackle.

In other words, while Mrs. Oduah may well be innocent, corruption, incompetence and indolence again won the latest battle.

Regrettably, under Mr. Mr. Jonathan, they have won every conceivable ethical confrontation so far, and I challenge any presidency official to contradict this.

This is why no government official dwells on the Transformation Agenda ruse any longer. As I continue to say, there is neither transformation nor agenda, certainly none of an ennobling or positive character.

I have no love for the PDP, everyone knows, but anyone who tells Mr. Jonathan the PDP—old or new—can win the next presidential election is lying to him. Worse still, anyone who tells him he can win re-election is merely flattering him. Nigerians who voted for him in 2011 did on the basis of his potential, but also because of his ruthless armada of political promises.

Those conditions have changed drastically, and I do not see Nigerians falling for any further “I once had no shoes” stories. Mr. Jonathan’s demonstration of considerable weakness, along with his romance with the seedier dimensions of politics is certain to yield only grief at the polls. The PDP, like Nigeria, would have a far better chance with someone else that has a chance at seeking believability on his own.

Once upon a time, Mr. Jonathan dismissed WikiLeaks revelations about the corruption in Nigeria of which he was a part, as “beer parlour gossip.” At the time, the Coordinating Minister for the Economy and Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, also called the revelations, one of which involved her, “fiction.”

There is neither fiction nor gossip about Ministers who face extensive fraud allegations, just as there is neither fiction nor gossip about looming anarchy because a chief of state cannot summon the character to enforce discipline.

Not only is Mrs. Oduah neither “beer parlor” nor “fiction,” the menace she represents can damage Mr. Jonathan’s presidency irretrievably. She confirms the advancement of Nigeria’s lootocracy while Mr. Jonathan’s inability to act decisively confirms the worst possible advancement of his political impotence, and his defeat.

The quality of Mr. Jonathan’s defeat as a leader is even more pronounced when one considers that he is unable to identify the relationship between his inability to lead and his unsuitability for leadership.

I am prepared to cheer a leader who pursues the best interests of his country, but when a leader is dragging that country into the depths of despair, the only thing a citizen can do is ask to be set free. That is why I advocate for Mr. Jonathan a graceful, quiet exit.

Think about it: anywhere else in civilization, Mrs. Alison-Madueke, claiming to be “deepening reforms and rooting out corruption” would be one of those hilarious jokes to which you wake up laughing in the middle of the night, but not in Nigeria.

I have written elsewhere that Mr. Jonathan’s biggest fear on the corruption file is that he cannot control what might fall off the branches should he shake the tree. Nigerians who wonder about the future may want to keep in mind that during the street protests of 2012, the Nigerian leader actually sent armed soldiers into the streets in what I thought was a dangerous power-sharing arrangement with the military

And yet…and yet this is the year, 2013, that he promised Nigeria would see performance wonders from him. At his Media Chat in June 2012, he dismissed his critics as people who would be humbled in 2013. “No matter the abuse, we must plan. And after the abuse, people will see the results by 2013 and things will change,” he said.

Really? 2013 is all but over, and Nigeria is doing worse, not better. Mr. Jonathan may want to remember that it is the mark of a man to be able to look into the mirror and simply say, “No more!” No more recycling of hopes and promises.

Save yourself, Mr. Jonathan: resign. Alternatively, please remember that with 550 days, miracles are still possible.
Can you summon the character? I am not holding my breath.
• sonala.olumhense@gmail.com
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PoliticsRe: New Twist In Anambra Guber: Ekwunife Asks Court To Declare Her APGA Candidate by captainobvious: 7:44am On Nov 25, 2013
On topic: so she wants to try amechi style, obi will call her to order shapaly!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Boo Obasanjo On Emirates Flight by captainobvious: 7:35am On Nov 25, 2013
~Bluetooth:
I know they must have come from a region that wake their fathers with a kick on his butt. Obj is a demon, he is a devil, he is a thief, call him whatever you like but he's a first class passenger on a flight and must be respected for that but if any biafran have any personal problem with him, they should go to Ota farm or Hilltop mansion in Abeokuta to protest as usual. There is no point behaving like an agbero on a flight just because your money can only place you in the economy class yet they are the same people who claim to be the most educated in Nigeria. Bunch of mo'R'ons !
I'm not an ethnic bigot o, but I just have to say; nice observation.
Haha <3
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Boo Obasanjo On Emirates Flight by captainobvious: 7:32am On Nov 25, 2013
Idi Amin: So, you couldn't snap that gorilla on the plane undecided
You just had to quote everything to say this? Smh!
Anyway I still think and stand corrected that Obj is the best president yet, although he mischievously predetermined d destiny of the country.
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Girls You Should Never Marry by captainobvious: 7:23am On Nov 25, 2013
Are u saying we should remain single?
Because girls of nowadays almost possess all this attributes!
No one is perfect my friendsmiley
CultureWhich Inhumane Aspects Of Your Culture Would You Like To Be Abolished ? by captainobvious(op): 9:18am On Nov 24, 2013
Which Inhumane Aspects of your culture would you like to be abolished ?
A culture is a way of life of a group of people--the behaviors, beliefs, values, and symbols that they accept, generally without thinking about them, and that are passed along by communication and imitation from one generation to the next.
however in Africa, as in other parts of the world, there are many traditions which the fore-fathers institute. Some of these traditions
are good in that they tend to guide the people to
maintain law and order in the communities.
Some of these cultures are actually bad and are being rejected, especially by the civilized society, the Islamic and Christian societies. These bad beliefs and practices were instituted in the olden days, mainly due to ignorance and superstition but are still practiced today in some communities with strong enforcement.

Which inhumane Aspects of your Culture will you like to be abolish?

PoliticsRe: 2015: Gov Aliyu Exposes ‘400 Northern Traitors’ by captainobvious: 8:30am On Nov 24, 2013
Wait o...if this is true, where is Gej getting all this money from.....hope its not the sure-p fund?
Just saying
PoliticsRe: 2015: Gov Aliyu Exposes ‘400 Northern Traitors’ by captainobvious: 8:29am On Nov 24, 2013
Wait o...if this is true, where i
EducationRe: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by captainobvious: 6:44pm On Nov 23, 2013
yorex2011: if after all these one and strike finally ends..i no wan hear say my lecturer miss any of him class cos i go use broken bottle stab am for nyansh angry angry
Now this got my ribs cracking.
EducationRe: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by captainobvious: 7:21pm On Nov 22, 2013
ASUU why....so there will be no 'class of 2013'? And we have already made polo shirts of that.
Well everything happens for a reason sha, as some may say; Men, the number 13 is an extremly odd number associated wit bad luck!

EducationRe: Latest On ASUU Strike: ASUU To Make A Final Decision Tomorrow. by captainobvious: 1:27am On Nov 22, 2013
Closed

EducationRe: ASUU-there Is No NEC Meeting on friday!!! by captainobvious: 1:21am On Nov 22, 2013
Let me help the mods

EducationRe: ASUU NEC Meeting Not Postponed Indefinitely —ATBU Chairman by captainobvious: 7:17am On Nov 21, 2013
Have you observed that Since ASUU strike started, we haven't seen girl's dps in hotels and classy cars of 2013 that their father cannot even buy.. even PH Loading, Abuja on Point, party on my mind, paris is de best place foṛ your shopping, Calabar was fun... Lol Everybody dey house. Una never see anything... Snap pictures for your house na make we know who be who or your papa flat boot mecerdes Benz 1989 model... Lol...No money for brazillian hair, all babes dey on washing & setting.. No more Shawarma... Na bons & akara... Una never see anything... Christmas don reach oooo....Una go barb punk this time...

That's just by the way smiley

As for the date of the nec meeting, follow ASUU on twitter.

One <3

Nairaland GeneralRe: Picture Of An Artificial Egg Made From Plant To Replace Normal Eggs. by captainobvious(op): 7:18am On Nov 20, 2013
Mehn with the rate technology is going now, anything can hapen o.
Like in genetic engineering, the thing those scientists are doing there is something else.
You can predetermine the sex of a child his/her basic features, how beautiful you want the child to be, height, hair texture, eye color, it seems this people no get respect for God again o!

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