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Omolola1: It's a must abeg

What is your reason...
Where is your proof...
Why do u say so?

Please I want to know, is it a must that a man buys a ring for proposal or an engagement. And by way where is it written in any religious book that we must do this?

Nawa o...must you bring every single thing that hapen in your life to the internet...
Just saying

This is what I really think

Relationships are harder now because conversations becomes texting, argument becomes phone calls, & feelings become statuses...all this not because of the absence of love, but because when one person was busy loving the other wasn't loving back!

MUST READ !  !:
Being Single Is Fun...
But Being Committed In Love Feels
Awesome...
- When You Wake Up You
Find"Good Morning "In Your
Inbox...
Or Early In The Morning You Listen
To That Sweet Voice Saying:
"Ooh, My sweet baby is
awaking...!"
- When You're All Alone, Sick Or
Lost..
You Need Just That Person With
You..
To Hold You In There Arms...
- Those Small-Small Fights, &
Saying "I'm Not Gonna Talk To
You"
But Still...
You Check Your Mobile To See The
Missed Calls & Msgs From Them...
-Waking Up Suddenly At
Midnight...
Calling Them Talking Till 4 am.... .
- Those Sweet Memories.. After A
Fight Saying:
"Sorry Sweetheart..."
& Then Fighting Over Whose
Mistake It Was...
- When We Call Them&If It Says,
"Is Busy With Another Call, Plz Stay
On Line Or Call Later.. .!"
We Find It Frustrating.....
- Seeing His/Her Face&Becoming
Happy..
Without Reasons.. .
- Reading Their Cute Text &
Smiling Idiotically...
Caught By Friends & Family....
- Imagining Future Lives With
Them...
Waking Up & Sleep While Cuddling
Them...
Nowadays We Often Here People
Say Love Hurts...
Love Is Fake Its Unreal....
But Its Not Love...
It May Be The Wrong Person...
Or The Wrong Timings Which May
Cause A Heart Break...
But Tell Me Honestly..."
Isn't Being In Love The Most
Beautiful Feeling U Can Ever Have?
Please let's share those wonderful experience that ignites the spark in our love life....<3

1.Barack Obama— 44th
President of the USA.

2. Angela Merkel— 8th
Chancellor of Germany.

3. Vladimir Putin— President of
Russia.

4. Bill Gates— chairman of
Microsoft.

5. Pope Benedict XVI— 265th Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.

6. Ben Bernanke— 14th Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

7. Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz— 6th King of Saudi Arabia.

8. Mario Draghi— President of the European Central Bank.

9. Xi Jinping— President of China.

10 David Cameron— Prime Minister of the UK.

What do you guys think?

omonori1: In this episode of Keeping It Real, Adeola interviews President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria while he was walking on the streets of New York, during the UN General Assembly.

Adeola also remembers the victims of #Westgate Mall in Kenya, urging Nigeria to learn from how Kenyan government responded to the attack.

In her characteristic way, Adeola also explains what is at stake as Nigerian government opens a Sovereign Wealth Fund among other stories.

here is the link below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZL9zxteJl8c

hahaha....interesting

The 22 year old man, from Fuzhou in the Fujian province in China, suffered severe nasal trauma in a serious car accident in August 2012, and his nose became infected and deformed. The infection corroded his nasal cartilage, making nasal reconstruction impossible. Surgeons had the idea to grow a new nose for the man, by putting a skin tissue expander onto his forehead, cutting it into the shape of a nose and planting cartilage taken from his ribs. The nose has been growing for nine months and surgeons will transplant the new nose to the man’s nasal spot soon.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1379405_534997863246060_1190695113_n.jpg

When I was a kid, my Mom liked to cook food & then I remember she used to cook for us.
One night in particular when she had made dinner after a long hard day’s work, Mom placed a plate of bread, jam and extremely burnt toast in front of my dad.
I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt toast.
But Dad just ate his toast and asked me how was my day was at school.
I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember I heard Mom apologizing to dad for the burnt toast.
And I’ll never forget what he said: “Honey, I love the burnt toast.”
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his toast burnt.
He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired.
And besides…
A burnt toast never hurts anyone but harsh words do!”
“You know son, life is full of imperfect things… & imperfect people…. I’m not the best and am hardly good at anything. I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else.
What I’ve learnt over the years is :
To accept each other’s faults and choose to celebrate relationship. ”
Life is too short to wake up with regrets…
Love the people who treat you right and have compassion for the ones who don’t…
ENJOY LIFE NOW AND REMEMBER
"IT COMES WITH AN EXPIRY DATE"..


shared from a page
#lawrence paul.

Swaggot00: https://s18.postimg.org/jcm9hfu5h/babypupu.jpg ma foot.

hahahahaha wetin hapen now?
abi you be g@y?

The most beautiful answer :~
A Girl is the one who before finding her love says
"My Love should b a perfect guy"
"He should luv me more than i do"
"He should never let me cry"
"He should always understand me"
But after finding her Love-
"So wat if he is not perfect still he is best 4 me"
"So what if he don't luv me unconditionally, i wil luv him"
"So what if he is not understanding me, i will understand & adjust because i can't lose him"
~ ~
~Thats a girl but many guys don't realize their importance & sacrifice~

so lets take this time out and say beautiful things about our lovely ladies.

have fun....NO DISSING I BEG

Dedicated to all The girls & all d boys to make dem realize how special n beautiful a girl is so Respect Them..

BellaDonaFema: You re a crook! Oh you are a crook! Lord have mercy!

please who knws whats this one saying?

well to be honest i have been in such a situation before...
i was out on a date with this girl not for the first time, each time we go out, she comes with a friend, i always kept my cool.
so one day she came with 5 of her friends, to add insult to injury i hate those girls because they are sooo arrogant.
so i just called her to corner and warned her that let this be the last time she pulled such a stunt on me. she said she was sorry.
we went back to our table and i was pretty much angry the entire time.
but after that day, one thing led to another and we parted ways without breaking up.
i realized that the action i made that day caused it. because her friends must have incited her and we grew apart. [color=#770077][/color]
i felt bad ever since and decided not make such mistake again.
so the lesson i learnt was that whenever you asking a gurl out on a date, be sure to communicate clearly that she should come alone.
but if you dont mind the extra company, be ready to be a maga, because chances that she will take advantage of that is very high!!!

Guys, you invited a girl for a date, after so much begging and persuasion she agrees.

You fix a date and you arrive the venue for the date early and decided to wait. As you were waiting, you saw the girl come down from a cab with 5 of her friends.

What would you do?

Ladies, if your brother finds himself in such a situation what would you advise him to do?

*Relax and spend on them?
*Hide
*Shout on her for bringing her friends
*Walk out on them?
*Allow them order and then sneak out
*Others (Specify)

druid06: Everyone knows this article was written by a shiithead. The statements are not correct in anway.

We're just playing along to make this thread fun except for a selected few who actually take this seriously.

ignored

Stop drowning your heart in more pain.
Your heartless Ex is obviously happier without you now. You don’t need to try over calling and texting him/her anymore.
Why crying over someone who played with your heart, body and wasted your time.
No matter how you cry, tears won’t bring that person back to your life. Come on dry your precious eyes because everything will be okay.
He or she left, and without a word or without a sensible reason
but life goes on.
You ex left you to give room for other serious people to treat you better.
He or she left you with bitter sweet memories but he or she gave you experience.
Breath and let go. Trying to talk to him or her, trying to figure out where you went wrong and wasting even more time to check up on your ex won’t do you good. Try as much as you can and let go.
Though it hurts now and it will still hurt later, but stay strong and stay positive.
Don’t quickly rush into a new relationship, firstgive yourself time, love yourself more than before and always get down to your kneels and pray to God to help you find a new genuine person who will love you the way you are.
Don’t lose hope, don’t hate yourself. You are so beautiful and
handsome, Just know that there are many people out there heartbroken and lonely like you. They are also looking for you and they are praying to meet you one day one time.
Don’t lose hope my dear friends,
someone will come into your life
and will erase all those past hurting
memories. Someone will see value in you, someone will give you endless happiness,
someone will make a family with you and
someone
will show you the true meaning of
LOVE.
Trust me you will be fine. The best
is not so far from YOU.

texanomaly: Actually, I have no idea what you mean by: "Forming things!"
I have not made any hysterical statements. It may be lost in translation. Many things that are said on NL are lost on me. In America they mean totally different things. Can you tell me exactly what you mean by that? Thanks

Sorry madam Americana
No time for ping pong arguments...
Enjoy your day like this never hapend

moscobabs: I'm not a Muslim but I love its teaches.
Idhina siratali-mustakhim

Hmm my friend u said u not Muslim...but what u just wrote means 'you (Allah) alone deserves to be worshiped, and.you( Allah) deserves to be asked of help.'

MUST READ.. WORTH IT..!!
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber
shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The
money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is
called ..."Mind Changing Concept” Changing the
conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber
shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery
and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what
you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger
robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has
only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very
stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long
time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how
much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is
more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the
bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the
supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the
$70 million that we have previously embezzled from the
bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery
every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is
more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million
was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and
counted and counted, but they could only count $20
million. The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The
bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his
fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to
be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his
losses in the share market are now covered by this
robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take
risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

texanomaly: In this case you are right. I placed it because I meant it to say, the op made an asinine statement.

The reason:
He said no = Yes

What kind of women is this guy going out with? I was not uncertain or confused. I meant it to say: smh...asinine thing to say!

Your type of woman...
So hysterical!
Because I knw u knew exactly what that meant!

texanomaly: In this case you are right. I placed it because I meant it to say, the op made an asinine statement.

The reason:
He said no = Yes

What kind of women is this guy going out with? I was not uncertain or confused. I meant it to say: smh...asinine thing to say!

Your type of woman...
So hysterical!

Vanneni: Even after quoting him you still didn't notice that the actual word he used was censored.

I noticed that all the ladies save one, who have thus far commented on this thread used this smiley '' '' Why's that?

Drama queens

If you said they both have separate rooms, but still share thesame bed in another room is a different thing.
But if a husband and wife sleep at night in different rooms, TRUST ME ITS A SIGN OF AN IMPENDING BREAKUP!

texanomaly:

Forming things!

_anatomy_01: [color=crimson]This only applies to some FEW guys. Most guys really don't care . It's all about the Looks . .and when they're done with the Lady . .they dump 'em Like used CDs .
*Chop and Clean mouth* [/color]

Ayya

1: She has a life of her own
It’s important to show that you’re self-sufficient when you’re trying to impress a man, and it’s equally as important to maintain this when you’re in a relationship. The average modern man doesn’t want a lady to be clinging onto him all the time – it makes him feel suffocated. Rather than ditching your friends and family to spend time with a new love interest, make sure you keep separate plans in your diary at all times.
2: She is honest and loyal
Be honest with your love interest. If you tell them that a) you’re married and going through a particularly difficult divorce:
b) you have a baby when you were younger or
c) anything else that could potentially make them run for the hills, then you’ve done the right thing. Anything that they may find out further down the line and could put them off should be made clear from the outset, or you risk wasting the time of you both.
3: She looks after herself
This is one thing that hasn’t changed since the days of our most distant ancestors; men like a woman who takes a pride in her appearance and vice versa. Not talking about being a tall, slim supermodel – it’s not all about looks – but a little primping and preening here and there goes a long way. Wear something that accentuates your fantastic figure. Wear makeup to highlight your natural features; style your hair to compliment your face; and sprit on your favorite scent to boost your confidence (Smell good) – hello gorgeous!
4: She is self-confident
Nowadays, being needy attracts little more than a few raised eyebrows. Instead of zoning in on your weaknesses, develop and maximize your strengths to put you in the right frame of mind . Stand tall, make eye contact, and smile, for an instantly more confident you.
5: She is mature and well-spoken
Baby talk can be cute but don’t use it too often, sugar bunny. Your average modern man likes his woman to be able to hold down an intellectual conversation as well as having a good sense of humour, and cutie-overload could put him off. Talk about interesting topics and be sure to listen to him as well as inputting your own thoughts and ideas into the conversation. Hold back on slang words for your first few dates and avoid swear words too, as they come across as uncouth...............

1: She has a life of her own
It’s important to show that you’re self-sufficient when you’re trying to impress a man, and it’s equally as important to maintain this when you’re in a relationship. The average modern man doesn’t want a lady to be clinging onto him all the time – it makes him feel suffocated. Rather than ditching your friends and family to spend time with a new love interest, make sure you keep separate plans in your diary at all times.
2: She is honest and loyal
Be honest with your love interest. If you tell them that a) you’re married and going through a particularly difficult divorce:
b) you have a baby when you were younger or
c) anything else that could potentially make them run for the hills, then you’ve done the right thing. Anything that they may find out further down the line and could put them off should be made clear from the outset, or you risk wasting the time of you both.
3: She looks after herself
This is one thing that hasn’t changed since the days of our most distant ancestors; men like a woman who takes a pride in her appearance and vice versa. Not talking about being a tall, slim supermodel – it’s not all about looks – but a little primping and preening here and there goes a long way. Wear something that accentuates your fantastic figure. Wear makeup to highlight your natural features; style your hair to compliment your face; and sprit on your favorite scent to boost your confidence (Smell good) – hello gorgeous!
4: She is self-confident
Nowadays, being needy attracts little more than a few raised eyebrows. Instead of zoning in on your weaknesses, develop and maximize your strengths to put you in the right frame of mind . Stand tall, make eye contact, and smile, for an instantly more confident you.
5: She is mature and well-spoken
Baby talk can be cute but don’t use it too often, sugar bunny. Your average modern man likes his woman to be able to hold down an intellectual conversation as well as having a good sense of humour, and cutie-overload could put him off. Talk about interesting topics and be sure to listen to him as well as inputting your own thoughts and ideas into the conversation. Hold back on slang words for your first few dates and avoid swear words too, as they come across as uncouth...............

uniqueval: [color=#FF00BF]
•I'm hungry but I'm too tired to cook (cook for me or buy me lunch or take me to a restaurant)

•My weavon is old and its giving me discomfort (I need money to visit the saloon)

•My clothes don't fit anymore, they are no longer in vogue and my shoe hurts my toes. (I need money for shopping)

•I'm so unhappy and frustrated. I have never been so broke like this in my life *you know what this means*

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Menn you so on point... Pls are you male or female?

Bdw where all the ladies @?
Own up I beg...this is not another ladies dissing trend o...
We just appreciation you o....
Lmbo

bad meat: When I flash u!I need recharge card

That's another common one...lol,
Or when ever she says NO she actually meant YES.
Whenever she says honey please stop, she's saying pls continue