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1. Human Bone
Human bone (especially the femur) is about 4 times stronger than concrete. A part of bone which is about cubic inch can bear a load of 19000lbs. (i.e. above 8.6tons).
2. Testicles
An average male produces about 10 million new sperm cells every day. This number of new sperms is enough to repopulate the entire planet in just 6 months.
3. Largest Organ
The largest organ of the human body is skin. Every person is likely to shed off about 40lbs of his skin in his lifetime.
4. Sleep
When you go to sleep, you wake up with a different size. A human body is tallest right after it wakes up from the bed. And the height seems small due to the hectic day and being weighed down by the forces of gravity.
5. Eye Focus
On an average, the focusing muscle of an eye moves about 100,000 times a day. From a different perspective, it would be same as walking 50 miles everyday for the muscles of your leg.
6. Body Heat
On an average, a human body releases heat in only half an hour which is enough to boil a half-gallon of water.
7. Exceptional Fact
Human beings are the only mammals in the world that cannot breathe and swallow at the very same time.
8. Blushing
Another amazing fact about your body is that when you blush, your stomach lining also reddens.
9. Saliva
This is interesting to know that in your lifetime you produce enough saliva to fill up at least 2 swimming pools.
10. Nose
The memory of your nose is great. It has the ability to remember about 50,000 different fragrances. Also, the air that comes from your nose when you sneeze has an unbelievable speed of 100mph or more.

1. Human Bone
Human bone (especially the femur) is about 4 times stronger than concrete. A part of bone which is about cubic inch can bear a load of 19000lbs. (i.e. above 8.6tons).
2. Testicles
An average male produces about 10 million new sperm cells every day. This number of new sperms is enough to repopulate the entire planet in just 6 months.
3. Largest Organ
The largest organ of the human body is skin. Every person is likely to shed off about 40lbs of his skin in his lifetime.
4. Sleep
When you go to sleep, you wake up with a different size. A human body is tallest right after it wakes up from the bed. And the height seems small due to the hectic day and being weighed down by the forces of gravity.
5. Eye Focus
On an average, the focusing muscle of an eye moves about 100,000 times a day. From a different perspective, it would be same as walking 50 miles everyday for the muscles of your leg.
6. Body Heat
On an average, a human body releases heat in only half an hour which is enough to boil a half-gallon of water.
7. Exceptional Fact
Human beings are the only mammals in the world that cannot breathe and swallow at the very same time.
8. Blushing
Another amazing fact about your body is that when you blush, your stomach lining also reddens.
9. Saliva
This is interesting to know that in your lifetime you produce enough saliva to fill up at least 2 swimming pools.
10. Nose
The memory of your nose is great. It has the ability to remember about 50,000 different fragrances. Also, the air that comes from your nose when you sneeze has an unbelievable speed of 100mph or more.

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. . Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency,
dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out...
SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.
Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.
Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other ' remote ' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk)...
Editor ' s Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone! '
THIRD: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#
Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.
FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone ' s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset..
Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won ' t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can ' t use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
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4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. . Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency,
dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out...
SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.
Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.
Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other ' remote ' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk)...
Editor ' s Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone! '
THIRD: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#
Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.
FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone ' s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset..
Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won ' t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can ' t use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
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One of the most dreadful feelings that you can have is having a PC die that hadn’t been backed up recently; especially if you have valuable pictures, music, videos, documents or other files on it.

Where to start

Computers are complex machines and when they work right, they are fun to use – but when something goes drastically wrong, it can feel as if your world crashed down around you. If your hard drive is still in working order, there is a very good chance that you’ll be able to recover your pictures, music, videos and valuable documents (and other data) simply with another computer; a specialized cable, a screwdriver; and a little time.

To start off, your best bet is to get a specialized USB cable that can plug directly into your hard drive that you’ll recover files from the dead computer. There are several types, and I’d recommend getting one that can handle both PATA (IDE) and SATA hard drives (the two most common used in consumer computers) as well as 2.5” (laptop) and 3.5” (desktop) hard drives. You can also use a hard drive dock or external drive cases as well – but personally I find the specialized USB cable to be the easiest and most flexible option.

Next, remove the hard drive from the dead computer. On desktops it is usually held in with four Philips screwdrivers and on laptops it is usually under an access panel on the bottom of the computer. Remove any cables and caddies that the drive may have – all you need is the bare drive. Then plug in the USB cable into the hard drive (and a power cable if it is a desktop drive – also provided with the USB cable kit) and then plug the other end of the USB cable into a working computer. The computer will then set up the drive ad an external storage device and voilà! you’ll now have access to the files on that drive (provided that the drive is not encrypted or using some type of security feature).
Where to look

OK, so the drive is now plugged into your computer and seen as an external drive, now what? You have several options. One option is to simply look for the files on the drive from the dead computer that you plugged into the USB port and copy them onto the working computer. This is my preferred method personally. I like to “brute force” my way through the drive with Windows Explorer (or a similar file browsing tool) and manually copy/paste the data from one computer to the other. Another option is to follow a Windows dialog box (that usually pops up when you plug in an external drive) and have it help you copy your data from one computer to the other. If you are manually choosing to “brute force it” personal data is usually stored by default in the computers operating systems “home directory” for users.
Common Locations

for home directories (where <root> takes the place of the drive letter):

Microsoft Windows 95-Me <root>\My Documents
Microsoft Windows 2000/XP/2003 <root>\Documents and Settings\<username>
Microsoft Windows Vista / Windows 7 <root>\Users\<username>

Other “What ifs”

What if the files on the drives are erased? If they are, you can use a free recovery program such as Piriform’s Recuva to look for and (hopefully) restore the files. This simple, easy-to-use tool is terrific for recovering pictures from a camera’s memory card that have accidentally been erased as well!

What if the hard drive is the reason that the computer died (actual hardware failure)? If the hard drive is the part that caused the computer failure, then you may be out of luck. Yes, there are specialty recovery services that will pull apart the drives data platters and attempt to recover data (and they are usually successful – such services were used, for example, to recover data from the hard drives that were used on computers from the space shuttle Columbia after it broke apart in 2003) but such services are usually very expensive.
A word to the wise

Backup, backup, backup! Whether using one of the Internet based cloud services or a separate external hard drive – if you make it a habit of backing up regularly, chances are good that you’ll keep the loss of such a failure to a minimum if a computer fails. Of course one of the benefits of using cloud-based backup services is that you can have access to your pictures anywhere you have Internet access.
Summing it up

A computer that dies can be a loss – but don’t lose hope that your valuable pictures (and other stuff) are gone forever. With a little work, you can retrieve your data off the hard drives from a dead computer!

Chris Angel the mind freak does that all the time.

Tolexander: Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un
(ﺇِﻧَّﺎ ﻟِﻠّﻪِ ﻭَﺇِﻧَّـﺎ ﺇِﻟَﻴْﻪِ ﺭَﺍﺟِﻌﻮﻥَ)


Odo re ni a ti wa, odo re ni a tun pada si.

May their souls rest in peace and the families be given the fortitude to bear the loss.

AmeEN

isnt it obvious!

OP what is the name of the pastor?
what is the name of the church?

if you cant answer these questions, then this is a failed AND cheap campaign!

am not suprised!!!

The strike has been called of, so I declare this joint closed!

Women are very multitasking, imagine a woman breast-feeding a chIld and thesame time doing other chores in the house.....I guess that's why we all love 'em. What great creatures they're!

Human Brain Analysis

Man vs. Woman......!!


1. MULTITASKING:
Women - Multiple process
Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Men's brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE:
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS:
Men's brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast as possible. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Woman's super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Men's brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.


10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking

What do you guys think about this analysis?

Pls read and share...Education Minister Gives N30m To NANS
To Mobilise Against ASUU.....http://dailyindependentnig.com/2013/12/education-minister-doles-n30-million-student-leaders-mobilise-students-ASUU/

When ASUU nd FG finish dia madness,na STUDENTS vs LANDLORDS, becus payin anoda house rent afta staying at home 4 six months! Na COURT go decide oo..
me i just de laugh=))

Jane doe26: This is so so true. makes more sense than the initial post. yes means no indeed.

Are u sure you read the post?
No hating sisi
If you don't like it get lost!

Boll2010: you stalking my post?

Are u sure you guys don't knw each other!

Hmm the question is why will anybody want this man dead?
This is intresting. But the source op? Pls do better!

2baga: your link works NOT.......http://1gugm6v/

how can we even be sure its no fraud

Umm....I see...nah that's not some HYIP!

Hahaha drug for 'cure' haha I didn't knw its an epidemic

Hahaha drug for 'cure' h

Don't tell me you hand to create a handle for this! Smh

This list na fake, what's the source of this info...
Btw why is tecno no on the list...lol

This list n

ASUU: Laugh It Off... As from now on, here are the NEW UNIVERSITIES LECTURERS * Nyesom Wike to teach (Political Science) * Goodluck Jonathan to teach (Zoology) * Anyim Pius Anyim (Local Govt Studies)... * Patience Jonathan, (English/Maths) * Ngozi Iweala (Economics) * Sanusi Lamido Sanusi (Accounting) * Julius Okojie(NUC), (Edu Admin/ Mgt) * Reuben Abati (Mass Communications) * Deizani Alison-Mudueke (Chemical Engineering/ Petroleum Studies) * Stella Odua (Transport Studies) * David Mark, (Military Studies) * Labaran Maku (Public Administration) * More lecturers to be employed as time goes on. All Students are to resume to EAGLE SQUARE ABUJA before 4th Dec. 2013. Signed: Fresh Air and Transformation Team.

gandyluv: any news abt FUTY

Mind u its now called MAUTECH...LOL

But on a serious not....

Is big size!